>GeneralThe purpose of this thread is to discuss Maid Computers.>What is a Maid Computer?A Maid Computer is a highly mobile computer which can be used while standing or walking, without peripherals or special furniture, which can run compilers locally and has a physical keyboard and is small enough to fit in the standard apron of a maid outfit.>Are Maid Computers just UMPCs?A Maid Computer can be a UMPC, but UMPCs aren't necessarily all Maid Computers. A Steam Deck for example, is a UMPC, but not a Maid Computer, because the designers failed to give it a physical keyboard.>Official Dra/g/on Maid Board Maidposting GuidePlease be polite when posting on the Dra/g/on Maid Board. Be nice to other maids and attach an image of your favorite maid to each post where you do not need the image field for something else (a process traditionally known as maidposting).>Thread Open Discussion TopicDiscuss what Maid Computers you have and how you use them. Discuss high-end Maid Computers. Is there a manufacturer better than GPD? What Maid Computers do you want and how will you use them?
>>101230895that's just wierd anon it's not a real advantage to any aspect of computing or portability i use laptop when i sit and i spend about 5 min each day walking, making me able to code during those 5 min is just silly
>>101230895LFS livestream when
>>101230895>maid maid maid maid maid maid maidyou are the cancer killing this board, neck yourself ASAP
This is like the fifth weirdest sexual fetish I've seen on this board.Well done, OP. Godspeed.
>>101230992The other four being??
>>101230895please tell me picrel is real. that thing is my dream since 2007.
>>101231246https://www.clockworkpi.com/product-page/uconsole-kit-rpi-cm4-lite
>>101230929This is a maidposting site.
wake me up when you can buy a clockwork pi maid computer and have it ship immediately instead of hoping they ship within a year after you pay them
>>101230895is bleepy a maid computer yes or no
These look really cool but I think I would struggle to find an actual use case for itAre they powerful enough to run something like vscode?
>>101233107They can run anything that an rpi4 can. I put an 8gb in mine and it works great for everything Ive tried so far.
>>101230895I have the ability to search 100 million comments in under 0.8 second. How long would a maid computer take?
i almost purchased one of these, and then I realized its useless
>>101230895>windowsinto the trash it goes.
>>101230895>book in picNow you made me sad again remembering that he killed himself
>>101230895>>101230912>>101230919>>101230929>>101230992>>101231202>>101231246>>101231343>>101231374>>101232068>>101232751>>101233107>>101233150>>101233869>>101233872>>101234308>>101234827Friendly reminder that the maidfag doesn't even own a """maid computer""" (he has never posted a picture of his own, only stock images) and is too dumb to be able to follow the guide to install LFS.
phone running linux, with a keyboard add-onwould be nice if more phones could just run regular linux distros or windows. windows runs almost perfectly on the lg g8x/g8s
Could I theoretically put my sim card in this thing and use it as a phone? I fucking hate touch screens.
>>101234924to be fair, his brain damage causes him to continuously hallucinate screaming agony from nefarious imagined others and this prevents him from focusing on any one thing for longer than 2 secondsto continue be fair, he's a fat homeless literal retard and refuses to acknowledge it because his ego is unjustifiably massive (probably due to the brain damage) therefore he makes himself appear to be a fool constantly and is deserving of the hatred he receiveshe's basically the internet equivalent of one of those fat clueless downs-syndrome retards who do cringey shit like watch too much anime then brings a fake anime sword everywhere he goes and tells anyone who will listen that it's his life goal to kill god and reinvent the universe in his own image
