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Its simple: you are given the opportunity to create one single law related to technology along with the punishment for breaking said law.

The collection and/or selling of a user's data in any capacity is completely illegal.

Punishment: Infringing company's C suite members, software developers and board members and their bloodlines have all of their assets seized and redistributed to victims and they are given a choice of immediate death by torture or hard labor until death. This also applies to any companies that purchase the data as well.
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Mac and iOS users are entitled to an actually secure and private phone platform, but only if they suck a minimum 12 cocks a year.
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Licenses and software agreements cannot be updated unilaterally and must remain active in perpetuity with the original terms intact unless and until both parties agree to a modification or termination. However to close the loophole of subscription periods is up to fine

Punishment: anyone who was aware of the decision and did not actively oppose its implementation is sentenced to five years in prison. After he agrees to the sentencing, it’s changed to 50 years and a $10 trillion fine and refusal to accept the new terms results in immediate execution without appeal
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love it
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end copyrights and patents
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If it plays any sound it must have its own volume slider
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Preinstalled quran on all macs. It will be stored on a separate flash chip so it cant be deleted, and the flash chip also has bootloader shit on it so your computer wont work if you remove it and the Apple Jihadists will throw you in a pit of fire if you bring it to your local iMosque



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