>GeneralThe purpose of this thread is to discuss Maid Computers.>What is a Maid Computer?A Maid Computer is a highly mobile computer which can be used while standing or walking, without peripherals or special furniture, which can run compilers locally and has a physical keyboard and is small enough to fit in the standard apron of a maid outfit.>Are Maid Computers just UMPCs?A Maid Computer can be a UMPC, but UMPCs aren't necessarily all Maid Computers. A Steam Deck for example, is a UMPC, but not a Maid Computer, because the designers failed to give it a physical keyboard.>Official Dra/g/on Maid Board Maidposting GuidePlease be polite when posting on the Dra/g/on Maid Board. Be nice to other maids and attach an image of your favorite maid to each post where you do not need the image field for something else (a process traditionally known as maidposting).
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can i just have a robowaifu that also happens to have a removable keyboard and mouse and monitor
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>>101239947Wouldn't you want your robowaifu to be fairly lifelike? Why would you want to pull a phone reciever out of her?
Yes but what is the usecase for non-maids?
If we reach the tech Singularity in my lifetime :I'll get myself transferred into a robot.I'll don a cute dragon reskin.I'll wear the maid outfit.I'll buy a maid computer.I'll earn a living as computer fixer/prostitute, working exclusively for nerdy (and slightly smelly) wagie.Your virginity won't be safe from me.(I'll help you setup your computer too)
>>101240233Pleeeeeeease let them come before 2120....
>>101239940That's alright, 3D women aren't important. Maids and maid computing are the future
>>101240603We'll be rotting corpses by then.
>>101239933> a highly mobile computer which can be used while standing or walking> implying you ever get off your lard assfuck off schizo, just use a phone. For something that has an actual use-case, bring back netbooks.
>>101241243You don't see the vision.
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>>101240603I hate how they unloli'd her for the anime...
highly mobile compukter exists for example in the Javelin missile, this highly mobile compukter of the madman flies 5km distance in less than a minute and does a big big bright firewerk show
>>101241243>For something that has an actual use-case, bring back netbooks.Netbooks ceased to exist precisely because they don't have a use-case. That's a machine with bad specs and bad portability. Why get a netbook when you could go a little smaller and get a maid computer? One of the GPD devices with a clamshell form factor would be more mobile and more capable than any netbook.
don't buy maid computers without backlit keyboards
>>101243758>t. basement dweller afraid of well lit rooms
>>101243823do you sleep with the lights on?
>>101243833I do not use my computer when I'm asleep.
>>101244046what about the time when you're waiting to fall asleep?
This seems unnecessarily niche but I'm all for the autism
>>101244144Nice digits.Well, then you're talking about the time between 23:30 to 00:00. In this time, I do not use any devices, but rather contemplate as to whether I spent the day fruitfully or not, and make plans and goals that are to be completed the next day. I do this whilst sipping a hot cup of coffee, sprinkled with some drinking chocolate.
