Let me guess - you *need* more?
>>101432935I need less. I think I'll just write all my passwords on a small piece of paper and put it in my booty hole.
I need less
>>101432935You can't password-protect that book.
>>101432961I've got all the protection I need
>>101432935tech support for grandma would be a nightmare without this
>>101432935The same group of retarded nigger faggots laughing at people who uses books or notepad for account/passwords are the same group of people that laughs at successful game devs like Toby Fox for writing Undertale with shitty coding practices while completely missed the point of what is the good ol' reliable just werks approach that is simplistic in nature.
>>101432935kek last time I helped my nan with her computer I noticed she had all her passwords in a notebook I actually thought it was a really good idea lmao
Is there anything wrong with storing passwords on paper if nobody else lives in my house?I have them just in case I develop dementia and can't remember shit. They're in my nightstand drawer.
>>101432961these threads attract the dumbest mouthbreathing retards to ever crawl the earth for some reason
>>101433219no
>>101433277anything else?
>>101432935I guess I don't need even that but it sure is more convenient. Not having to carry around a notebook is nice for one.
>>101433219If you want to log into something when out of the house it might be inconvenient to carry the notebook. Not to mention bringing it with you increases the risk that someone gets to it a lot.
>>101432961Yes you can. Just encrypt everything before you write in it. Doesn’t even have to be anything really secure since your main concern with this is a nog who will not be able to decode even the simplest cipher.
A KDBX file copied to multiple USBs, drives, and my phone.I store the master key in my head.This is the safest method there is period.
>>101433763You'll have to copy it again to all backup locations whenever a password is changed or a new one is added. And you need a really strong password for the kdbx in case someone gets the file.
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>>101433351>picking the lock instead of just ripping the leathersmooth brain
>>101432961Memorize a long piece of text, preferably of your own creation. I don't know how some autists do it, but I think the human mind, generally, is capable of this.Use that piece of text as a One-Time Pad. Remember the position you got to, or just count how much you've written already. Do the calculations in your head. Write directly in ciphertext.Now who the fuck can crack this?
>>101432935>pick any random $1 novel>turn to random page>book mark it with "LINKEDIN, ANON@ANON.COM">high light random 6-12 sentence and use it as a passwordit's literally this simple.
>>101433880>oh no, my password book has been compromised>better change all my passwords right now.If you can't use the passwords immediately, don't leave a trace. Duh.
>>101433152>laughs at successful game devs like Toby Fox for writing Undertale with shitty coding practicesWho's done that though? I've never heard anyone talk shit about that game or its code. I've only ever heard people mention the shit code as a success story and something motivational, not a condemnation.YandereDev, on the other hand...
>>101433918if you have enough time to:>pick the lock with paperclips>write down all of the passwords inside the book>without getting caughtyou will have enough time to just go in and change all of the passwords yourself. Or you could just take the journal. If they need a password journal for all their accounts they probably won't remember the passwords anyway, so they won't be able to change them without the journals.
>>101432935old people already do this, they keep a notebook with their usernames/passwords and don't bother remembering anything, ironically these people are safer from data breaches than anyone else.
>>101434026There's nothing ironic about this. Complexity has nothing to do with security.
>>101433973>pick the lock with paperclipsIt's an insult to lock-picking to call opening those book locks "picking". A first grader could do it in no time, and a lot definitely have (there's a reason those books are popular with kids only, not adults with adult brains).>write downphotos>won't remember the passwords, won't be able to change themFair point. However, consider they might remember the password for one fairly important account - their email. And there's plenty of ways (especially with mail services) to recover your account without the password.
>>101432961no but how are you going to find it?
>>101432961The people breaking into your house do not have the same goals as people trying to hack into your accounts.
>>101432961Not with that attitude
second best solution after an HSM. Sadly not enough sites support HSMs
>>101432961append the memorized password to each written password
>>101432935No I need less. I memorized like 40 very strong passwords.
>>101432961Now you can. Girltech Password Journal features two layers of security:>password protected outer shell>invisible ink
>>101432935Yes NEET, I do need more. Doing consistent backups of password paper is close to impossible, therefore if it will ever be lost, stolen or damaged, you will lock yourself out of your accounts. Not to mention that those passwords are stored in plain text. If you ever get a job, you will understand.
>>101434113only works if you want to hide something you don't mind losing
>>101432961imagine that people used cryptography before computers
>>101433853These retards can't even keep track of a piece of paper, let alone remember a password for their password.
>Your house burns down>No papers left>passwords goneNothing personnel.
>>101434635>teen girl needs voice activated password journal>every page is a revised list of the cutest boys in her class
>>101432961Like hell you can't
>>101436432>stacks of cash>gold pirate doubloons>fort knox gold bars>a tiarakek
>>101436448And the most important document of all; a passport.
>>101436432*shines a blacklight at the keypad*heh, nothing personnel kid
>>101432961Memorize a simple cipher, store the ciphered passwords in the book
>>101436429Girltech products aren't just for girls.
>>101432961How many people's accounts are compromised because a hacker broke into their house and stole a book?I'll wait.
>>101436605LPL can probably open it in 1 second with a paper clip or a refrigerator magnet
1. It's limited to handwriting and space2. It can be destroyed or stolen easily or lost(keepass database can be duplicated hundreds of times and still be secure with the master password)3. It reduces security inherently because you are less likely to write down a long complex randomly generated password from programs like keepass, you have to resort to word string phrases like a seed password
>>101436644>OP needs voice activated password journal>every page is a revised list of the cutest boys in OP's class
the only password is your email passwordevery other password you can use the "forgot password" function to reset it to some gibberish that you don't need to memorize because you can use the forgot password function again
Not reusing passwords solves 90% of issues. Not using 'admin' or 'password' as password solves 9.9999999% of issues.
>>101436909Girltech products aren't just for faggots.
>>101436666>when you're lying awake at 3 AM and hear "click on 1, 3 is binding..." from the other room
>>101434113Why didn't he just tear our the pages with criminals' names on them and throw them away?
>>101433911>Error: Password not strong enough (must contain a number and a symbol)
>>101436392How many times has your house bruned in the last years?
my dad uses his old phone rolodex, seems to work fine for him
>>101437211>>when you're lying half asleep and drugged at 3 AM and hear "cock in 1, anus is binding..." from the same roomfixed...
>>101433723That's what I do lol.I reverse the first and last characters. Then the second Alphabet letter is replaced by the proceeding letter in the alphabet.So if the password is 123abc, I write it as c23ac1. I just need to remember one key encryption method in my head and everything is foolproof.
>>101437379At least until you develop dementia and can't remember how to decrypt it and then just get angry and throw the book away.
>>101433896I kinda do the same with Unabomber manifesto.
>>101434127kekThose plugs are really hard to unplug tho.
>>101438404unlatch them first dumbass.
>>101436448>tiaraMade me laugh.
>>101437317makes sense since user:password maps well to name:phone number
>>101432935I've often thought about doing something like this. Just create a XX character password for each account, and pick 2 or 3 of the characters as dummy characters. So, for each password, the 1st, 9th, and 10th characters aren't actually in the password. That would surely be secure enough for the average joseph?
>>101432954how do you extract that piece of paper?
>>101440047ask his bvll to do it
>account/password>2fa>here are your recovery codes>recoverycodes.txt saved in plaintext in the Download folderI still don't get it.
>>101436666>YOUTUBE MAN YOUTUBE MAN DID YOU KNOW YOUTUBE MAN>I CANT GO 5 SECONDS WITHOUT MENTIONTIONG YOUTUBE MAN>I MUST ADVERTISE HIM COSNTANTLY FOR FREEEE>YOOUTUUUUUBE MANGod I hate you faggots.
>>101433219As long as a thief wouldn't get access to my money with the passwords I wouldn't care.
>>101440078Kek why would someone do that
>>101432961>he can't run rc5 in his mindbrainlet detected
>>101440106Cry more faget
I store my password as an underboob tattoo on my lucid dream gf (male)
>>101432961That's a feature.
>Have old laptop>Have it entirely offline, not even bluetooth and encrypted>Store passwords inside another encrypted contain on it>Turn it on next to me whenever I need my passwordsReally is that simple
>>101440219I don't lock my front door because I might forget the key
>>101440224honestly pretty good for the average nigga
>>101437250If anyone touches the book they would see Ryuk.
>>101433277>cuts front cover around lock with scissors
>>101440219Well, on the bright side, no one else will take their crypto. If they ever find the note, that money should still be there waiting for them.
