Apparently it had happened before, pic related.I hope they go down and other tech companies learn from them.
>>101481807Would this happen with an immutable distro?
>>101481834It wouldn't be supported by the "enterprise" tooling, so no, no it would not.
Nothing will happen to themThere will probably be a congressional hearing.Maybe, maybe a fine they will never pay
>>101481807could easily have happened with OKTA. they have a daemon that can run on all servers to manage users/groups. It runs as root, no local rules, no local filters. The cloud 100% controls any server that daemon runs on. My bet is on OKTA doing this next after one of the WWIII involved nations hacks them. I bet 50 star-bucks.
>>101481834I mean, someone competent would have noticed before shit hit the fan, probably
>>101481807what kind of moron thinks that booting windows in rescue mode is a hard thing to do? it will literally do it by itself automatically if it fails to boot enough times.
>>101482226It is hard when you are dealing with 500 devices
>>101482248500? Try 50k devices.
>>101482226Lucretia, with her 4" long claw fingernails, will find it hard to press F2 at the right time. And you better not break her nail.> ok, now type "cd"> whatcha ya say? see dee?
>>101482248>500 devicesThat's nothing.Try multiple devices in multiple timezones, throw in languages you don't speak for great justice.
>>101482283"You know, like the things that people used to use to listen to music - it activates a special CD that's hidden inside the system that allows me to get information"
imagine if windows had a simple way to boot into safe mode without having to autistically time the press of a key during the boot sequence
>>101482248Look at this baby
>>101481834yes. it runs as an eBPF user-level program, its not a system driver like the windows version. it shouldnt have been able to cause a kernel panic, thats a bug in the linux kernel
>>101482310it does. you can set safe mode as msconfig flag. some mobos also let you boot into safemode from the uefi.
>>101482269Cute, now imagine double this amount, however the hosts have bitlocker encryption, but the bitlocker recovery keys are saved in a Windows Server, which also got BSOD.
>>101481807You hire Indians? Then you're stupid.
>>101481807Something smells, and it's probably an Indian
>>101481834Of course, yes
>>101482442Well fren time to invest in Diageo. First round is on me.
>>101481930Enterprise Linux distros are the only ones making new immutable infrastructure, dumbass.
>>101482283Surely you can whip up an instruction video that goes completely step by step
>>101481807OH NONONONO, LINUX BTFO!
>>101482572I've always hated Harry Potter, but fuck if I wouldn't enjoy a newspaper with shit like this animated on it
>>101481807Fucking enterprise shit
>>101482433Any computer with Intel AMT can be remotely rebooted into Safe Mode. If it's domain-joined, the disk is unlocked by ADhttps://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/security/operating-system-security/data-protection/bitlocker/network-unlockThe same Intel AMT includes a hardware-based Remote Desktop and you can do everything remotely.
..for socio-economic reasons, of course.
>>101482572I don't understand. How could a street shitting nation develop such advanced toilet tech?
>>101482226Normies don't know wtf that is, and CrowdStrike is installed on normie laptops and pc's at many of these companies. Many work remotely, so it is an issue, because it requires 1 on 1 help to get these guys machines back up.
>>101481973Developers responsible need to be outed, flamed, and black balled from the fucking industry
>>101482226Booting windows in this mode is forbidden by the security teams at most large corporations you fucking jackass...
>>101485983yet they leave it enabled for RHEL? or maybe you are full of shit.
>>101481807ClownStrike may eat it, but the lesson will not be learned by anyone. The "don't do a patch rollout before a weekend" is an old lesson, long forgotten
>>101486039Depends on the industry perhaps but when I tried booting into safe mode everything was blocked and unauthorized from proceeding. I can't even change system environment variables in my properties without making a damn request. Every Indian dev today could not login. That's at least 20k employees for us
>>101486067>The "don't do a patch rollout before a weekend" is an old lesson, long forgottenSeems like the new hotness is "release software based on calendar date, not when it's ready"t. fighting that battle right now
>>101486163>Every Indian dev today could not loginHold on, maybe Clownstrike stumbled across a feature they can sell.
>>101486250This has been the case for years, set a date, push the team to make that date by saying it's super important to do so, if the team makes the date, you push, but good managers will extend that date if they sense the release is half baked. It's a way to crack the whip, if you say 'its done when its done', you have other issues to deal with and it development can become slower than it needs to be. Deadlines can be good, as long as the management use them wisely.
