>cloudstrike pajeets fuck up windows>whole world falls apart>cloudstrike pajeets fuck up linux>no one even notices
>>101484905I mean, linux randomly blows up by nature
>>101484905It's less common to use that on linux and the linux sysadmins in charge can fix it easily. On windows it gets pushed to people that barely know how to use a computer so they can't fix it.
>>10148490570% of computers use Windows OS.All versions of linux account for less than 3% of all computers in the current market
>>101484905its the fact that you can solve it easily on Linux is why your thread and overall message falls flat and won't hit the news cycle (like you desperately want it to).Break the wincuck cycle, I can feel your anger...
>>101484926>>101484948fpbp and spbpA crashing kernel driver is just another Tuesday for Linux sysadmins. Imagine having to deal with a crashing Windows kernel driver, god no.
>>101484905lollmao even
>>101484983Like 80 percent of servers use it though
>>101485071>every server is a webserverconsider suicide you drooling retard niggert. arch user
In hindsight it probably wasn't so smart to give one company root access to the world.
>>101484905See. Told you.That's what you get.
>>101484926>>101485027shit bait but I'll bite: if that was true, you wouldn't see linux machines having uptimes of many months, years or even decades.
>>101485027You've either never used it or you're a drooling tard.
>>101485352retard
>>101485853I literally have code I wrote in the Linux kernel.>>101485649I'm exaggerating but it's still fairly common for Linux kernels to blow up.
>>101486329>I'm exaggerating but it's still fairly common for Linux kernels to blow upyou compare desktops to servers. Nobody in their sane mind will update the kernel on a server that ran for 4 years with no downtime, and you don't need to install the shovelware like Crowdstrike because securing a Linux machine is fairly easy, kernel already provides you with everything to manage permissions and create jails.
>>101486329>it's still fairly common for Linux kernels to blow up.Not really
>>101486329>I literally have code I wrote in the Linux kernel.Confirmed drooling retard.
>>101484926>>101486329>>101485027I have never had any Linux install have their kernel "blow up" unless I did something stupid, like pull out a USB when there was a write operation happening because I was in a hurry. Unless you are running a bleeding edge distro like Debian Sid, Arch or OpenSUSE Leap, Linux is extremely stable and can have an uptime of months or years even.There's no way an actual Linux kernel dev wouldn't know this.
>>101486613check the catalog, winshills defense force is on overdrive right now.
linux admins are made of stronger stuff.
>it was le pajeets!
>>101486711
>>101484905poojeet programrmer in japan
>>101484905I don't really understand why you'd use this on Linux. Where I work, we only use this on our Windows machines because our users are retards, but we would never put it on the server.
>>101484905>debian stable isntThe average debjan experience
>>101486804
Seriously why would you want to install such closed source software as Falcon if there is e.g. SELinux ?
>>101484905>Entrudpriss heckin serious security vendor can't be arsed to test the most basic upgrade path of their shitty donut steel kernel module for one of the most used server distributions in the world.Doesn't surprise me much.
>>101487073are you having a stroke
>>101487626No, just too many layers of retardation, I'm on my way out.
>>101484926I mean sure, Linux has some weaknesses when used as a Desktop OS, but stability ain't one of em.
>>101484905>CrowdStrike takes down a shitload of systems, people notice>CrowdStrike takes down some random system, not many people noticeWow
>>101484926Stop ricing your gay ass setup every 5 minutes and also don't mess around with random scripts and ignore the jeet tier advice online.
>>101484926t. tried running Linux on some Mac slop
>>101484926Good morning saaar, 0.05 shitbux have transferred to yourr are account
Most Cloudstrike employees are white
>>101484905crowdstrike is ukrainian. And they are attacking the west because htey need more money for their war.
>>101486948Customers want boxed up, shiny solutions. They don't want to have to write and apply their own SELinux policy.
>>101485016>unplug drive and plug it into another machine to fix is "solve easily">enter safemode and fix it is too hard
>>101486613>pull out a USB when there was a write operation happeningThat should not bring a whole OS down, thougheverbeit. Or, in my case, using NFS should not kernel panic or grind whole system to a halt. The crash thing took a few kernel releases to get fixed and I had tonuse Ganesha in the mean time.
>>101484905Who the fuck auto-push updates to production machines without testing the update in-lab before hand?Truly IT quality work has fallen,
>>101486329bait used to be believable
>>101488307cope
>>101485027>A crashing kernel driver is just another Tuesday for Linux sysadmins.what the absolute fucketty fuck are you on about? Been updating and upgrading loonix systems (including specific kernel patching when that was a thing) since probably before you were nearly a spunk down your mums throat.Never once had a kernel driver crash after patch update. But then maybe I'm not bullshitting on the internet
>>101486931the fuck is wrong with his hand
>>101484983>Windows OS
>>101484905>Crowdstrike on LinuxWhy.jpgRegardless, fixing Linux is very easy, regardless whether you installed shit software, fucked up a config file or accidentally deleted important stuff.Simply booting a live CD, and restoring/modifying the required files is all you need. Even a part-time sysadmin with virtually no experience on the job can do so in no time. If you have periodic daily backups, it's trivial. If the same thing happens to linux, any outage will be extremely short lived.
>>101491256and without physical access? and doing that to 1000 machines?where is your god now?
bump
>>101491256because
>>101493568ackshually it is
>>101487864no because you need to call some IT pajeet to do it. You are forbidden from meddling with company property, sir!
>>101484948All this shit is for Windows Admins who got dumped into a Linux admin role and don't know what they're doing.
>>101490907>his
>>101484926Goodmorning Sar. I have deposited 100$ into your account.
>>101484905>((((((((((((((((((((((cloudstrike))))))))))))))))))))))
>>101488307No but you used to be more gullible
>>101484905>whole world falls apartDefinitely not the case in China and Russia.
>>101484905>>cloudstrike pajeets
>>101486711>moments before basedsaster
Linux admins use CI/CD and proper testing rather than just blindly patching every system at the same time.
>>101501686retard
>>101498736
>>101485181>He thinks it’s only one company
>we push changes to your environment whenever we want>whenever we want>we want>we do so without really testing itlol who signs off on this shit why aren’t you using one of their competitors who doesn’t have this insane level of control
>>101502714not actual quote, people are dumb.
>>101484905I still don't get what cloudstrike does it reads like a software version of Intel ME why would you want that?
>>101502886>why would you want that?Businesses don't want it but they do want cybersecurity insurance to cover their ransomware ransoms. Banks don't sell cybersecurity insurance to clients that don't have EDR (software like ClowdStrike Falcon). The punchline is that the banks that sell the insurance own the companies that sell the EDRs.
>>101502931and what is a edr?
>>101502950"Endpoint detection and response">>101502886From a less cynical perspective: EDRs improve cybersecurity forensics and can sometimes automatically detect bad actors who are using computers they shouldn't have access to.
>>101502931wew. always some jewry going on.
>>101484905who the fuck installs cloudstrike on linux?And even if you are that breed of homosexual, if a kernel module boinks linux it just gets added to the module blacklist and you go about your day.
>>101486711Kek is this real?
>>101484905
>>101503609
>>101503609imagine the fragrancy
>>101486711That is clearly a joke you dumb nigger
>>101485016>>101497436>>101487707Linux has highest penetration rate in India
>>101506508ur mum has highest penetration rate in India
>>101506649few hours ago /pol/ had nice pajeeta penetration webm
>unplug drive and plug it into another machine to fix is "solve easily"you can boot into recovery you god damn retard
>>101485027I have used linux daily for 11 years, and I have seen exactly one kernel panic, and it was in a VM that I mistakenly ran on a machine without virtualization support enabled in the BIOS.
>>101502793>people
>>101484926fpbp
