some info about Microsoft, Azure, botnets, market tactics, security docs, and OpenAI.
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>>101525097>They want to scrape your medical recordsI would like to say that I'm shocked, but I know better
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Appears to be set up intentionally to maximize the number of employees required to fully utilize a Microsoft Azure with Cloud Surface Corporate Subscription with OpenAI GPT-x.By total coincidence, more employees required to fully utilize the subscription means more seat licenses required, or if they have tiers then a higher tier of subscription; but it also means more computers sold with Microsoft Windows 11.In other words, Microsoft is a big scam.
>>101525369yep, their shit's fucked.
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>>101525439>you get a blog post, or even a Microsoft Executive endorsement, if you shill their products enoughjej
>>101525439>FOR INTERNAL USE ONLYUh oh ....
>>101525534You did sign the NDA, right anon?
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>>101525489Today I learned that today's tech industry is one giant ponzi scheme. Thanks /g/
>>101525622glad to be of assistance
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>>101525808>Anonymous IP/Tor detection for Workload Identitiesbut what if you're behind 7 proxies?
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>>101525152>presence sensor>microphone>uniquely connected to a user ID>monitored via China and Israelsay after meHUMILIATION RITUAL
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>>101525422I’ve been wondering how hard and how profitable it be reselling/partnering for some MS products, so many business being codependent on Microsoft might be easy sales. At least make some money while Microsoft is engulfing the world
>>101525127Are you seriously telling me I have fucked my waifus using microsoft servers?I feel dirty now
>>101525913>say after me>HUMILIATION RITUALThis is the most retarded forced meme in recent times. STOP SAYING IT.
>>101526130stop making and participating in humiliation rituals thenit sticks because it's accurate
>>101526130You're butthurtabout the wrong thing bro
>>101526175Wrong asshole - not only is it nothing more than a retarded forced meme, it is always used OUT OF CONTEXT.Fuck off.>>101526217Not butthurt - just sick of seeing shit here
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>>101525913there is literally nothing wrong with this from a corporate perspective. if you're at work and on company time, you're expected to do your job
>>101525694resuming>>101525987It's a really sad state of things; I can't even really imagine them failing eventually. they'll only stop if they get broken up by government, but that's not gonna happen either
>>101525097they actually used "brave new world" at the start of the telemetry doc
>>101525300>Ai-led ERPmmmm yes
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>>101526495no fucking way
>>101525097all the caps are from here:https://files.catbox.moe/w6d3dl.7z>35 docs, 2018-2024>All documents are classified as "Microsoft Confidential", "NDA Only", "Internal Use Only", or "Microsoft and Partner Only" - generally in full.>In several of the documents, that text is only found as invisible watermarks at the end of specific pages.>It is not clear to what extent each document has been made intentionally, or unintentionally, available in various ways.
>>101526130>nooooo you cant let people know we are intentionally demoralizing you so you wont resistit's like goyslop, a very accurate meme.
>>101526495>As a human customer, I expect to communicate with my service providers at any time while engaging emotionally with the bank and improving my social footprint in a personalized way.
>>101526725DamnI'm reading through this and feeling commodified. People are getting paid six figures to optimize me as a target for maximizing sales.
>>101527365Possibly the most disruptive and visionary thing I've ever read, I need you on my team NOW.
>>101527674Just don't buy anything except fun stuff Like shoes and weed and blankets and cat treats for your kitty
bumperooni for anyone who missed it
Honestly I don't know what to make of those random acronyms sprinkled throughout these documents. Is this the power of durgasoft or am I missing something?
