Has anyone taken the floor pill?
It isn't a tranny because trannies didn't exist when laptops still came with optical drives
>>101528928>lust provoking image
>>101528928I've done it in the past. not any longer. your pic related has several issues:- uncomfortable height for keyboard.- little ability to stretch legs.- horrible head positioning.I'm not claiming the set up I had is any better, just pointing out the issues that you will have.the whole point of sitting on the floor is to force yourself to adjust position regularly. you should NOT be attempting to find some static floor position to maintain for hours on end. that would lead to the same issues as sitting in a chair for hours on end.
>>101529014oh, you will need padding too. what the fuck is this knees on hard floor shit?stupid bitch. stupid photo.anyway this is what my ULTIMATE setup would be. a static standing-height desk (would probably need to be custom because I am 6'6") with a "chair" on wheels that is big enough to comfortably sit cross-legged on and tall enough to place me at the right height for the table.the "chair" would act as a store for things that I own.
>>101529095She's working out her knees so she can kneel for a longer period of time while giving head to a BBC
I don't think most people in this board clean their floor often enough to do that
>>101528928I mean, it's sleek and everything, but you can kinda see that the processor ain't really the fastest one on the block... :D
>>101528928This is not ergonomic at all, especially for your hands. Wtf is this bullshit?
Jesus Christ that looks uncomfortable as fuck, you don't bend your legs or arms for prolonged time or you get cloths
>>101528928Height adjustable desk + good chair with 3D armrests + Trackball + properly sized angled HARD and not soft keyboard palm rest changed my fucking life.Take care of yourself bro
>>101528928>being on your knees all daysorry but im not your mom
>>101528928No but I took the working out pill so now I can sit with shitty posture in a uncomfortable wooden chair for hours and not be phased by it
>>101528928>floor sittingdisgusting pajeet behaviour
>>101529124Why are you like this?
>>101529227>Just spend 5k for good ergonomics broNo. There has to be a cheaper way
>>101528928women belong on the floor but I have too little space for that to be practical. I rent a single room so everything has to fit in the place it's most efficient and leaves the floor as open as possible.
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i just sit directly on the floor on a pillow. the only chairs in my apartment are dining chairs. i see no reason to buy seating since i've always preferred the floor and will just end up sitting on the floor anyway.
My knees are absolutely fucked desu
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>>101529014Most depressing pic on /g/ this month
>>101528928MODS! faggot OP is making me touch myself.
>>101530884I spent 500$. I am a master hustler though. And no there is no other way (besides exercise to trigger repair and prevent damage) Humans are not supposed to be sitting at a desk more than a couple hours per day. But we have to. There's not many ways to alleviate the damage or heal.
>>101528928Probably not like this. Your best posture is your next posture and this doesn't seem inclined to give you the ability to adjust at will.That's before getting into the awful arm and neck posture and hardwood floor kneeling you'll be doing.I do like floor sitting and assembling projects on my floor, but I have a lot of shit to support that. My apartment is almost entirely composed of different ways to sit and do stuff.
>>101528928you need support for your back
>>101529114you can't do that with a dick, specially while she's barefoot
>>101532576i lay on my stomach all the time, your dick wont burst from it
people will contort their body into any shape to use a mouse and keyboard, instead of just realizing its the mouse and keyboard that's unergonomic
>>101529114what is this? asking for a friend
>>101529114I hate it when stacy does this in the office. I get so horny!
>>101531299AWOOGA!
I used to be a floor person. For some reason, I always sit in a pretzel form even on a chair so I guess that encouraged my preference for floor sitting. Stretching to reach my laptop was kind of annoying and writing was ridiculously difficult but I have always found the floor more comfortable than a chair + desk. >>101528928I think older Japanese people sit like this (with the stool I mean).>>101532423Was not necessary for me.
>>101528928>Get the laptop out of the way so I can sit on it while she is at the perfect height for sucking my cockThis is the perfect blowjob setup
>>101529114Sitting like this is really bad for your back and neck btw
cursed
>>101529114Corporate. If you encourage this in the office, I might just be willing to go back.
being a 6'4" I've never found a chair that offers me full support of my legs at a comfortable height. I know they exist but they are expensive. I've just gotten used to just taking the arms off of any chair I'm issued or buy and and sitting indian style in it. Don't know if it's good or bad for me but It's just what I naturally do.
I have a Jarvis standing desk and currently dealing with hemorrhoids. I guess i wasn't using it enough. Sitting for 12hours a day isint good for you /g/ bros... I haven't been able to sit in two weeks now. Make sure you get off your ass and take regular breaks, dont sit for too long.
>>101528928>Just fuck up your knees.Who the fuck though it's a good idea? Sitting is bad enough, but this just absurd.
>>101528986>Why do zoomers mean by this? You have to be 18 to post here zoom zoom
been on the floor for almost a year now. I like it.
>>101528928>americans need the cuck stool because they can't sit on their knees without supportkek, pathetic
>herman miller aeron at work>steelcase leap at homeNo, the floor is for people who have only sat in chairs from ikea or racecarshit pushed on them through twitch sponsorships.
>>101536509Well we can't all be double joint acrobatics
>>101534434>6'2">chair always at minimum height>sit with my legs completely horizontal on a footstool>my coworkers sitting in my chair for a second and can't stand back up because they don't do squats
>>101536492based morrowind chad
>>101529095pic related but with a box underneath seems what your after
>>101536466ESL post
>>101536739Exquisite way to develop hemorrhoids.
>>101536739I agree with the hemorrhoids pro. The higher your knees are the worse it is for your asshole
>>101536812Zoom zoom post. Tell us when you see more lust provoking images
>>101536739What a retarded way to sit. Imagine having your arm's range of motion constantly confined by your own knees.
>>101536739>>101536820>>101536875
>>101528928this doesn’t look comfy generally but i’m over 6’ this would be killer for me
>>101529014>pichope you're doing okay, anon. things get better
>>101536492asl?(rAce, Sign, cLass)
>>101537195you exposed yourself as a brainlet
>>101537285literally me right now
just take the laying-down pill
>>101537205Perfect position for sucking dick
>>101528928lmao is that seiza bench? Back in college during my meditation days, I used that because I struggled with the half lotus position.
>>101537285based and Sherlock Holmes pilled
>>101537285I used to sit like that but it increases your blood pressure because you push on your stomach and it irritates your buttholes. The last part only became evident when I turned 30
>>101528928>Ergonomicsfuck that. There are 2 states a being can possibly exist in: comfortable and uncomfortable. All the rest is marketing bullshit for brainlets.>Has anyone taken the floor pill?This is not the retard board, anon. People, who were raised right, would rather work at their desks while standing, with the spine straight up, than larp as a stick figure.
>>101537484>The last part only became evident when I turned 30What did you notice happened?
>>101537357This.
>>101537542his buttholes got irritated and left him.
>>101537548im sorry to hear
>>101528928No rice, no dice. I would make KYJ sit on that while I shove my cock down her throat.
>>101537484>>101536820>>101536875Hemorrhoids suck. I had them and eventually had to get them surgically removed. All good now but recovery from literal butthole surgery was one of the most painful things I've ever experienced. tldr: sit with your legs below your butt and avoid all that shit.
>>101537542I started having much more problems when it comes to shitting let's put it that way and it directly correlated with the way I was sitting. I am sitting like a goy from a chair commercial now because I can't do anything else or my ass, knees or lower back will give up on me
>>101536739>>101537205God, i wish i could get over my inner righteous person and just sell dumb, overpriced chairs to morons.
>>101528928>77 replies>not a single mention of kneeling chairs y'all ngmi
>>101528928I'm never exactly comfortable. I just change positions and places every 30 minutes or so when I get sick of it.
i watched an anime in which a robot maid kneeled and then a man sat on her raised thighwouldn't it be great if we had robot maids to support us in any position at any time
>>101533289so how much does she weigh?
>>101532122I would do that if my feet didn't smell so bad
>>101538854pro tip: if you're too fat to wash your own feet you can rent a whore and tell her it's your fetish to have your feet washed
>>101538920If I was fat I wouldn't even be able to sit like in that drawing.
>>101536403You should probably do a colon cleanse. By that I mean take a ton of laxatives and shit water for an entire day. Your hemorrhoids might go away.
>>101538052like picrel? a fag i know swear by them, but i havent tried them yet
>>101528928I'd let her sit on my dick like that if you know what I mean>>101531096>>101531299replace it with the doll. you know which one, the one with lenses.
>>101529114I watched the whole thing expecting something to happen because of all the horny replies. It's literally just a fully clothed woman lying down. I can't tell if you people need to jack off more or a lot less but it's one of them
>>101537205I unironically sit cross legged all the time in my office chair. I pulled the arms off to make space. Im a burly, kind of fat, straight tradie btw. its just comfy.
>>101542110This
>>101528947fpbp
>>101529114>>101528928>*BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP*>*SNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
>>101528947yes they did you just weren't obsessed with them yet and they didn't have a loud online sperg community
unironically yes, but you shouldn't use it the whole day. i have this low desk and i use it 2 or 3 hours a day. its very comfy ngl
>>101529143Isn't this the best setup unironically?
>>101539539>>101538052And that's supposedly better than "just" kneeling/seiza with a cushion?
>>101542540arms tired fast
>Restore to default settings
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>>1015421100:30.. The Pose
>>101528928No, Europeans have had furniture for thousands of years.
>>101542110>I can't tell if you people need to jack off more or a lot less but it's one of themkek
>>101528928your giving corporate ideas for "efficiency"
>>101528928Just move, potato