CrowdStrike bros...It's so over
>>101538816Crowdstrike is a WEF partner who also recieved funding from Vanguard who also happened to attack our internet and power infrastructure by WEF's command. Pretty soon the WEF blueblood jews are about to get reset by fire if they continue to fuck around with humanity.
>>101539150delete that comment, goyim.
>>101539150great post , i love this post
Microsoft Defender for Endpoints doesn't have this problem.
>>101538816***Laughs in chinese***
>>101538816imagine unironically using windows for critical infrastructure
>>101539173No.
>>10153881610. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY. TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW: CROWDSTRIKE AND ITS AFFILIATES SHALL NOT BE LIABLE TO YOU OR ANY OTHER PARTY FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXEMPLARY OR RELIANCE DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF OR RELATED TO THIS AGREEMENT OR THE PRODUCTS AND SERVICES, UNDER ANY LEGAL THEORY, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO LOST PROFITS, LOST DATA, BUSINESS INTERRUPTION, PERSONAL INJURY, FOR LOSS OF PRIVACY, NEGLIGENCE, AND FOR ANY OTHER PECUNIARY OR OTHER LOSS WHATSOEVER, EVEN IF CROWDSTRIKE KNOWS OF OR SHOULD HAVE KNOWN OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. CROWDSTRIKE'S AND ITS AFFILIATES' TOTAL CUMULATIVE LIABILITY FOR DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF OR RELATED TO THIS AGREEMENT SHALL NOT EXCEED THE FEES YOU PAID FOR THE PRODUCT(S) OR SERVICE(S) AT ISSUE REGARDLESS OF THE CAUSE OR FORM OF ACTION. THIS SECTION SHALL APPLY EVEN IF YOUR EXCLUSIVE REMEDY HAS FAILED OF ITS ESSENTIAL PURPOSE. YOU ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT THE FEES REFLECT THE ALLOCATION OF RISK SET FORTH IN THIS AGREEMENT AND THAT CROWDSTRIKE WOULD NOT ENTER INTO THIS AGREEMENT WITHOUT THESE LIMITATIONS ON ITS LIABILITY. THE PRODUCTS AND SERVICES ARE NOT FAULT-TOLERANT AND ARE NOT DESIGNED OR INTENDED FOR USE IN ANY HAZARDOUS ENVIRONMENT REQUIRING FAIL-SAFE PERFORMANCE OR OPERATION. THE PRODUCTS OR SERVICES ARE NOT FOR USE IN THE OPERATION OF AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION, NUCLEAR FACILITIES, OR COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, WEAPONS SYSTEMS, DIRECT OR INDIRECT LIFE-SUPPORT SYSTEMS, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL, OR ANY APPLICATION OR INSTALLATION WHERE FAILURE COULD RESULT IN DEATH, SEVERE PHYSICAL INJURY OR PROPERTY DAMAGE
>>101539150I wanted to tell you to fuck off to /x/, but your story checks out, WTF
>>101538816They're going to blame C/C++.
>>101540064they legally covered their own asses against a severely overdue class-action lawsuit?ghey
>>101540064>THE PRODUCTS OR SERVICES ARE NOT FOR USE IN THE OPERATION OF AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION, NUCLEAR FACILITIES, OR COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, WEAPONS SYSTEMS, DIRECT OR INDIRECT LIFE-SUPPORT SYSTEMS, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL, OR ANY APPLICATION OR INSTALLATION WHERE FAILURE COULD RESULT IN DEATH, SEVERE PHYSICAL INJURY OR PROPERTY DAMAGENo one reads the "fine print", unless this went up just now after this outage, kek
>>101540158The price would be significantly higher. Although the only solution that could drastically improve its uptime numbers, would be the deletion of the autoupdate backdoor. That alone is worth thousands $$$ per month, as it turns out.
>>101538816Is he based enough to blame diversity hiring practices.
>>101540317that would be hilarious
>((Kurtz))he will be pardoned and no consequences shall be applied.
>>101538816clearly just looking for a scapegoati guarantee you that every single cybersecurity (and tech) business has equally shitty practices/infrastructure that's just waiting to melt down
>>101538816>Sir after an exhaustive investigation it appears someone redeemed when they should not have.
>>101539150i belive this
>>101538816Wasn't Crowdstrike based or founded in Ukraine?
>>101540158>No one reads the "fine print"Printing boarding passes is not aircraft navigation, nor air traffic control.
>>101540845
KWAB
>>101539150source? i'm too lazy to research myself
>>101541647you're on your own, not hard to find sources for that, minus the jew comment
>>101538816>epic failkek
>>101540064>He thinks the people of the world still follow jewish draconian lawsLol, lmao even.
>>101538816I hope they ask him why his company is named like a computer virus
>>1015414102010 windows XP???why would anyone remember that all I remember from then was the PSN hack
>>101538816>summoned>snafu>epic failthe absolute state of the media in 2024
>>101538816lmao
>>101538816Epic fail! Ugh!
>>101538816Crowdstrike should blame a sloped roof.
>>101539150the CEO is a fucking ex FBI agent you don't have to reach that far out at all. They helped proofing the ((Russian)) connection back in 2016 its a deep state org funded by In-Q-Tel .
>>101546130>ESL>angry at any suggestion of russian election interference>blah blah deep state
>>101546175why don't you refute the arguments glow nigger?
>>101546482it'd be pretty retarded to try to reason with someone who not only sucks at english, but also believes you work for the CIA
>>101539150>fuck around with humanity.that's not the whole jewish agenda by a long shotfundamentally, the jew worships and serves the chief archon, a non-organic anomaly the sole drive of which is to WIPE OUT ALL LIFE AND CONSCIOUSNESS FROM THIS PLANET AND AS FAR AS THE BUGS CAN TAKE IT
greatbut where's the binary driver? I want to analyze it.
>>101539150>Vanguardbased
>>101538816>KurtzHe'll get a VERY stern talking-to, and then promise it won't happen again.
>>101542311the register is full of tech boomers living a fantasy where it's still 2010
>>101538816My body is prepared for committee members to ask the most braindead questions you have ever seen.
>>101540064watch this clause get thrown out because it impacted tel'aviv
>>101540064The ToS cannot override the law, so if the government determines that CrStr indeed violated some laws by not taking responsibility for any damages, or violated something else, this would cause Article 10 (LIMITATION OF LIABILITY) to have no effect.
>>101542258The American government definitely submits to the Jew.
>>1015400641. ETERNAL SERVITUDE. BY READING THIS MESSAGE (YOU) FORFEIT YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS AND PLEDGE TO SERVE AND SUCK COCK LIKE THE MEGAKEK THAT (YOU) ARE. THESE TERMS ARE NOT NEGOTIABLE AND TAKE EFFECT IMMEDIATELY.
Aren't there laws forcing firms to use software like this in the first place? Maybe THAT is the big security worry.
>>101539150Go woke go broke
Oh no, not a congressional hearing!
>>101548101would
>>101548349they use software like this to have someone to blame when it goes wrong. the result of a sham of a society desperately money hungry and understanding nothing of the systems they abuse to get there.
>>101540064There’s probably no greater mark of the arrogance of corporate cunts than ToS’sReminder that CoC’s are also essentially a ToS’s and that shit is ruining open source.
>>1015391502 more weeks
>>101548349Yes, Crowdstrike is DNC connected they were the outfit that claimed with without evidence that Hillary Clinton's bathroom server was hacked by the Russian government(not insider threat was never considered somehow?). This was meant to provide more support for the campaigns recently purchased Steele Dossier.Crowdstrike was rewarded for their loyalty by being allowed to be part of writing some of the regulation they rely on for their current business model.
>>101538816Above a certain level in society, nobody faces any consequences for anything. Being grilled in front of congress is just a series of pols creating TV soundbites in an empty room.Nothing will happen, besides perhaps a nominal fine.The CEO won't even be forced to step down, to say nothing of jail time.
>>101538816noice. these glowies won't pay for their fuckup though
>>101540064>TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAWThere's a degree of negligence and/or corner-cutting that the judge would just equate to sabotage and tell them to stuff the ToS up their ass.
>>101551276This. This is the real tragedy. The CEO's of all these companies needs to be prosecuted for stuff like this. They are responsible for firing their tech workers so they can achieve infinite growth. They are responsible for the product becoming shit and doing billions in damage because they've layed off all their tech workers.
Nothing ever happens. They might get a few congress critters giving a stern talk and maybe a stern look.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zCDvOsdL9QShare the truth ^^^^^
>>101539256they had a little oopsie with security intelligence builds between 1.381.2134.0 and 1.381.2163.0. if you had ASR rules on to block win32 API calls enabled.It ended up removing people's taskbar shortcuts, target.lnk files contained within any network locations, some start up items were missing (likely linked to the missing app shortcuts). public desktop shortcuts for various applications, start menu items for users or system level ones were missing, pinned documents and recent lists were also missing. so no, not even microjeet is immune to bad patching practices.I FUCKING LOVE CLOUD COMPUTING SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>101539173go eat some more bugs you fucking weirdo
>>101557226kek
