So what's the use case for this?
>>101548442you put it on your cock and it sends information about your sexual prowess to advertisers
>>101548442>all of the vital tracking data of the watch>none of the additional features>battery life is worse>expensive>thick and uncomfortable
>>101548442To rule them all.
>>101548442shut the fuck up and start the ordering process, samsung needs your money
>>101548442To be the servant of the secret fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor
>>101548442can't wait for battery swell and fire like most samsung products do
>>101548442Degloving your finger while you work out
>>101548500Actually i dont want all the "additional features" of the smart watch, i just want to use a normal watch. The only real downside is that is not that reliable yet.
>>101548442Propose to a Samsung employee:]
>>101548455>We can't sell this man's data>All we've got is null pointer exceptions
>>101548442>samsungno, I'm not ready to become an assassin.
>>101548455where do i put the ring if i'm a woman?
>>101550788On the clit if it's big enough.
>>101550788nowhere, it's not recommended to wear the ring while doing the dishes or using cooking utensils
>>101548442When you only want to get one finger amputated instead of your whole hand when the battery blows
>>101548442More shit tech with a battery that last just a day or two. Now you have to remember to recharge your phone, tablet, notebook, smartwatch and smartring and fleshlight.
>>101548442it gets you hard
>>101548442Ideally everyone at birth would have a ring. Where they can record daily heart beat and get a good understanding of a whole of human body in diagnosing early signs of diseases/failures in body/etc. This tech would require ~10+ years of daily use to be real tho. But even tech needs their first step.
>>101550670I can see it when apple releases one, and it will be pretty mainstream to propose with an iRing.
>>101550788He literally just said where
Consooming. You're not poor, are you?
>>101550788you put it on your girl dick
>>101548442unironically a better idea than smartwatch
>>101550788you should have thought about that before getting a neovagine
