Crowdstrike...https://x.com/vxunderground/status/1816158939538469181
LMAO
>Correction: July 24, 2024, 4:45PM ET: This story originally claimed that Crowdstrike tried to apologize for its recent outage by sending customers an Uber Eats gift card. The company gave us the following statement: "CrowdStrike did not send gift cards to customers or clients. We did send these to our teammates and partners who have been helping customers through this situation. Uber flagged it as fraud because of high usage rates."
>>101557226Eh, I'd take it.
ayy lmao
>>101557506Did you also take free donuts with your vaccine
>>101557226Clownstrike
>>101557739michael jackson?
>>101557739Good mornings sirs!
>>101557739*Dalitstrikekek
>>101557798Mukul Jaikishen
>>101557226absolutely CLOWNstrike
>sir, we caused billions in damage to global economy, what shall we do?>Rajeet, all the eyes are on us now. We will do the needful... Contact ubereats and arrange a special affiliate code
>>101557226>billions of dollars in damage>have a giftcardKEK
>>101558262damages*
>>101557739lmao it was probably a saaaars
>>101558037fucking kek
DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD!@!!!!
>>101557235SAR DO NOT REDEEM!
>>101557226link the article not this grifter faggot
>>101557226>$10 USD>€9.23>£7.75>¥1,536.43>110.29kr>₹837.46>183.69 pesos>Bs. 36,509,692,518.69>765,468,263,000,754,315,865 rounds with OP's momThe fucking balls on these guys.
>>101557226haha
>>101557226Awh
>>101557226i am glad i don't use windows anymore
>>101557633No, they didn't have jelly filled ones.
>>101558704i think this is a good test for a product. How much of the board is a jeet? If more than 20%, do not buy
>>101560918Don't buy Google or Android, got it.
>>101557235BLOODY BASTERD. WHERE IS MY UBER EATS GIFT CARD.
>>101557798HUH? MIKAEL YAKSON???
>>101557226>Fuck up in a major public way>Offer low quality carbs and fats as an apology>Revoke offerHow do they keep fucking up this bad lmao...
>>101557226How convenient.
>>101557367>Crowdstrike>Uber flagged it as fraudSmart Uber
I did some remediation. A file just needs to be deleted, but these companies need to know their bitlocker keys to do it Seems simple right? lollmao even
IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS
>work at an msp>lost an shitty customer to an competing msp>they used Crowdstrike>we don't.
>>101563095
>>101557226you asked for this
>>101557798How tf is she doing that?
>>101562589based wsg
Winfags thought the mockery will stop when they got out of highschool
>>101557235>CrowdStrike is backed by Israel>Fire American workers to hire offshore in Israel>Few months later go through massive and global infrastructure lossWhy would you pick a Jew for your cybersecurity? It's like a chicken ordering from KFC!
>>101557226>Get Uber Eats coupon>Use it>Food is delivered by a jeetLOL
>>101563114But Fedora is full of trannies and leftists with auto destructive behaviour.
>>101563114Wholesome.
>>101564745Everything is full of trannies if you believe /pol/.>and leftistsWell obviously since they write all the software. Rightoids can only fork and rename ready-made stuff.
>>101564880>Everything is full of trannies if you believe /pol/.Nah, /g/ is the most tranny obsessed board. /pol/ has it with the jews instead.
>>101557226>Crowdstrike>strikes crowd
>>101564745no one fucking cares, faggot.
>>101564745That’s why you need to use Mint
>>101564508>yfw clownstrike did it for uber jeets income
ubereats code has been revokedneedful has been done!!!!!!!!!!
>>101557739saars pls redeem WEAPON of SECURITY
