what's a relatively affordable thing <$500 that will moderately improve the comfort of my gay ass life? a roomba?
Paying someone to give them map data on your house doesn't improve your comfort.
>>101577093do you want to have sex with me
Induction rice cooker
>>101577086In some countries you can actually buy a wife with that kind of budget.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bride_buying
>>101577086A car
>>101577086I don't know what that thing is, but I'll bet it gets hotter than the surface of the sun when it's on.
>>101577086Indoor quail/mealworm/pea/oyster mushroom/mead brewing farmThat or a dishwasher.
>>101577927Those are sata drives not pcie 4/5 which do get hot
>>101577086a boyfriend
>>101577178Zojirushi neurofuzzy
>>101577086a gym membership
>>101577086>gay ass lifeA large dildo and a lifetime supply of lube.
>>101577093Just take any robot vacuum supported by Valetudo.
>>10157708610,000-20,000 lumens of lighting in the room you spend time in during the day
>>101580304What are the benefits of having that much lighting?
>>101578011This, but funny shroom growbox
>>101577086An air purifier.
>>101577197are these... consentual? If they are, what's in it for the bride? If not, isn't that straight up sex trafficking? How would they even get through the airport?
>>101580336Gets you to lighten up
>>101580336>What are the benefits of having that much lighting?More closely resembles being outside, activates the blue light receptors in your brain which improves wakefulness, reduces eye strain, significantly improves comfort, reduces stress and seasonal blues in the darker months.I thought it was a meme until i tried it, it's amazing
>>101580973>what's in it for the bride?American citizenship
>>101577086>>101577178https://x.com/sdamico/status/1815160583672795428You need this from @impulselabs_. This is the next gen cooking technology
A clean room
>>101577086>what's a relatively affordable thingamazon alexa echo dot
>>101577086>roombaold and busted; company will be dead before the end of the decade. total chinese victory.
A high quality matress to replace current one.
>>101577086a hooker
>>101577086In your case OP a dildo machine
>>101582513>American citizenshipwhy would you want to be a citizen of america?
>>101585110You might not believe it, but there are countries that are even worse place to live than USA.
>instant pot for simple healthy meals>a bidet for hygiene
>>101577178meme
>>101580336Just open your window you get the benefit of fresh air and light.
>>101577086<$500 of VTSAX>t. knower
>>101585792>bidetwater gun is much cleaner (and you can stick it up your ass if you got constipation)
nalgene water botte
>>101587198okay i need constipation NOW
