you just realized that your dad left you $250M worth of stock from his days at microsoft.how do you rectify your dads evil deeds of working for microsoft and instead make linux great again
>>101586856contribute to cosmic by system76
>>101586873this is the best idea ever made by /g/
Sell my shares, invest in real estate, buy a nice house for myself and retire. I'm not giving a single cent to Linux or any FOSS project because they'll just spend it on empowering transwomxn and their neovaginas.
>>101586856$250 million you say? I never have to work another day in my life!What's the use case for giving my fortune to a bunch of ungrateful freetards? Don't they already get enough in corporate donos?
>>101587021id buy ebussy's bussy pix
>>101587021This. I'd rather use it for lobbying and political ambitions or start my own foundation for the sole purpose of shitposting against society.
>>101586856>how do you rectify your dads evil deedshahahah who gives a shiti'll be drinking cocktails and getting my dick sucked clean on some obscure tropical island
>>101586856Invest most of the money to provide me with a steady income stream.Retire to a smol supervillain lair.Buy a few servers to compile packages for the Gentoo community 24/7.Hire some devs to improve smol projects I like. Also Gentoo, whenever they find the time.Make GIMP great again. This probs would require hiring more artfags than devs, so UI can be improved from an end-user's perspective.
