Which programming language should I learn to impress her?
>>102263133A violent one
>>102263133the one that makes the most money
>>102263133Daily reminder she wasn't dating the programming schizoid autist but a normalchad. Both Tyrell and Elliot were gay :3
>>102263133Rizz++
>>102263133Looksmython, Mewava, Heightmax++
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Who the fucking cares.
>>102263292literally me when the local hobo joins me in the lift and starts edging and gooning in front of me
That restaurant where they were seated in low wall cubicles was weird.
no woman has ever been impressed by your ability to program
>>102263722they're impressed by the results
>>102263722Okay, say I make a program where it automatically shows what shoes would look like on her feet without her having to go to the store and try them out? All I'd require are multiple photos of her feet. Now what?
>>102263133D. I hear women like D.
>>102263179>normalchadYou mean the one that was cheating on her?
>>102263133Doesn't matter, she's dead.
>>102263793What's the creepiest language, maybe Rust
>>102264120being cheated on by chad is as normal in modern day as having her cooter stretched out by 20 guys before deciding to settle down
>>102263133french
