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What do you expect out of Apple's Event today?
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>>102299051
Don't care at all. Apple lost me as a customer with their stupid shit they keep pulling.
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SHILL THREAD DO NOT INTERACT
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>Don't care at all. Apple lost me as a customer with their stupid shit they keep pulling.

>SHILL THREAD DO NOT INTERACT
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I still don't fucking get what is exclusive to 15 Pro and above in iOS 18.

Is new Siri for everyone or only for newest iPhones? Is it just "Apple Intelligence" and what exactly does that mean - just image generation, text etc.?
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>>102299051
Preview of Apple Intelligence that we think you are going to love. Lots of photos of black people with very shiny skin, a few awkward transitions from one over enthusiastic presenter to another, and some cheesy video intro. There will also be an iphone16, and a refresh of the macbook pro with the m4 chip, coming soon.

What would actually surprise me? Something like AppleCoin which all Apple users can opt to mine while their devices are charging.
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>>102299127
I feel they will soon be making an announcement about that...maybe even holding a event to go over the details...
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They are telling to your face that they glow, yet you don't believe.
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>>102299157
Well iOS 18 has been in a beta for a long time, you'd think people would have figured it out.
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>>102299051
reminds me of the pic of the jew caricature rubbing hands
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excited for the annual g sticky thread. only time when g is worth visiting
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>>102299127
Apple Intelligence takes a lot of RAM that only the 15 Pro models and up have (8GB)
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>>102299620
That's bs, lower models could easily run it, it's just that they want to differentiate 15 Pros since they are barely an improvement.
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>>102299051
iphone 16 pro FBI edition
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>>102299713
Apple has put out a bunch of papers on how to run LLMs in memory-constrained environments
Copilot+ PCs require 16 GB of RAM
the LLMs just need RAM
all the cool Apple nerds sneed that Apple doesn’t put enough RAM in their computers
This is just more of that
Although phone RAM has diminishing utility returns because you have to keep it powered
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>>102299620
>>102299805
But they are not running an LLM on the phone, they are using openAIs API like everyone else.
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>>102299831
I think it’s a hybrid, they’re definitely doing a lot on device.
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>>102299839
Source:
https://machinelearning.apple.com/research/introducing-apple-foundation-models
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>>102299831
Nope. It's all run on-device and it only fallbacks to OpenAI when it cannot find a satisfactory answer.
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>>102299051
ai slop like everyone else
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A smart dildo
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>>102299097
source for jemmy?
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>>102299051
I just want a laptop that’s similar in size to the old 11-inch MacBook Air.

Everything else is trash.
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>>102299051
I expect $1000 iPhone with 60Hz screen in 2024.
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upgrading my 12 pro to the 16 pro, it's already decided
just hope the slightly larger form factor is fine
kinda tired about this obsession with big ass fucking phones tbhfam
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>>102299051
The same as every other year for the past 15 years
>Here's the newest (n)I(gger)phone 265
>It's exactly the same as the last one but now it has (shit that nobody needs)
>Oh and also AI penis detection since you're all faggots likr me
>That'll be $5999+tax you retarded goys
>*goes backstage to continue slurping on cock*
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They have no shame, after putting countless backdoors thru the years they now call it glowie
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windows fag here. Looking to get an m4 air when it comes out - is there likely to be anything announced about it tonight? I know last year they just announced the pro stuff not the poorfag stuff like I want. I just hope they increase the ram on their base model I can't bring myself to spend +300 for 8gb
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>>102301427
Jobs dying was truly the end. He was an asshole, don't get me wrong, but at least he made sure the products were quality.

At least Cook is white even if gay. I dread the fucking day a jeet will become Apple CEO.
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>>102302009
>but at least he made sure the products were quality
No he made shit cheep shit with permanently glued in batteries that fail after the warranty ends.
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I just bought the S24U bros, IOS is better than Android but iPhone could use a better design.

16 will look the same as every other iPhone
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Can’t wait for the /comfy/ apple keynote thread, where apple invents all of the things

honestly is there anything more comfy?
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DESIGNATED

SHITTING

STREET
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>>102302599
14 was the last good iphone.
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>>102302599
>ASSed
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>>102299831
wrong, they explained that they will prioritize on device LLM, and if it's not enough, it will ask the user for permission to use ChatGPT (and other LLMs like Gemini in the future)
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>>102303084
ive been using the ai for months and its shit, does basically nothing on device, they are so behind its hilarious but i assume one day they will catch up soon
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i want my airpods max 2 please
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>>102302705
5*
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>>102302599
Slavoid poorfag cope kek
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>>102301300
iPhone Pro has had 120hz for years. Likely will come to base model this year.
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>>102302599
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how much do you think they will cost?
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>>102303380
No it won't. 16 vanilla has already been confirmed as 60Hz.
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>>102299051
Honestly not much. iPhone 16 with “trackpad” button (which is pretty cool), and a new Watch. We aren’t getting Siri 2 until the end of the year.
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>>102299051
>glowtime
LMAO
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TOTAL TEL AVIF DEATH
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>>102303701
This

Also, reminder that Daiz is behind every AVIF shill post

If you shill for AVIF, then you're a retarded newfag who were groomed by Daiz and you should therefore not get mad when someone calls you Daiz.

He stopped using his trip code after someone looked into an archive and discovered that he's behind every AVIF shill post, something that he genuinely didn't expect anyone to do because 4chan is full of newfags who don't know what an archive is or can't do any research.

Expect lots of samefagging from the narcissist.

Also, he's probably not getting paid by Google.

Before he got called out:
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/avif/end/2024-02-24/

Getting called out:
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/99167108

Aftermath:
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/avif/start/2024-02-25/

The reason he responds so quickly is because he uses a bot to notify him and ChatGPT or something similar to automatically spam threads. There are posts on /a/ posted well over a decade ago mentioning how creepy he is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20PwaJYcnuk
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/daiz%20summoning/order/asc/
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>>102299051
Apple announcing JPEG XL photo capture for the camera app could change the entire game.
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>buy a new iphone goyim only 1000 so you can have INTEGRATED giga spyware
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reminder phones peaked in like 2017 and there hasn't been anything worthwhile since

you're literally a SHEEP if you buy new phones
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>>102303858
i'm still on my iphone 5
12 years and still going strong, i will NEVER EVER redeem a modern phone
>notch/punchhole/rounded corners
>fuckhuge display (>5")
>no home button
>camera bumps
>non-16:9 aspect ratio
>no 3.5mm jack
>etc.

>Verification not required.
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>>102303925
I like my 14 Pro but i do miss the design choices of older iPhones.
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>>102303858
i buy the new one every single year 4fun are u mad?
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>>102303980
No, consooooomers like you are what keeps my stock portfolio going up.
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>>102303925
>i'm still on my iphone 5
based, but how's the battery situation?
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>>102303925
No iOS security patches.
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>>102304027
holding up surprisingly well actually
only had to replace it once years ago, still holds at least a day's charge
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>>102304054
nice, I like the idea of keeping stuff until it dies. My car is from 2012 and running strong, no reason to get a new one until it dies.

I plan on keeping my M1 Pro macbook until it dies as well
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>>102303998
>poorfag thinks he's getting out of poverty
kek
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...glow time?
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I hope for a new macbook

I want to upgrade my s5 watch to the newest one
Already got a 15pro
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>>102304242
new macbook coming next month
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>>102304295
Really?
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>>102304299
yes the m4 upgrade is all that people think, apparently mini led screen is coming next year
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>>102304308
Well damn, i've been saving up for one.
I hope it'll have 16gb ram as a standard
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>>102303925
>>no home button
why do you want that
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>it's GLOWtime
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GLOWIE REPORTING IN
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>>102304317
>I hope it'll have 16gb ram as a standard
rumors are 12GB standard. If you need RAM get the Pro version
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>>102304598
I just might yeah
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PLEASE BRING AIRPODS PRO 3 - BUY DAY ONE
>PLEASE BRING AIRPODS PRO 3 - BUY DAY ONE
PLEASE BRING AIRPODS PRO 3 - BUY DAY ONE
>PLEASE BRING AIRPODS PRO 3 - BUY DAY ONE
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>>102304789
>yellow eyes
what the FUCK is that creature
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/fag/ - Fuck Apple General
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>>102304877
>what the FUCK is that creature
Human Being
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>>102304789
still on the gen 2
i HATE the pros with that weird plastic condom thing
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>>102304911
I love pros 2, they are my daily
>condom thing
its called rubber cone to fit your ear canal dumb dumb
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>>102304950
yes that
i hate the feeling in my ear
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>>102302078
>gif
god the soul
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WE GO TIME
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new imac WHEN
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GLOWIE TIME
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Get hyped, iChuds. LET'S FUCKING GLOOOOOOW.
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ITS GLOWTIME BOYS
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PLEASE I BEG TIM COOM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uarNiSl_uh4

IT'S SATANIA TIME WHERE EVERYONE LAUGHS AT APPLEL
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>>102304961
>i hate the feeling in my ear
maybe its ***k in the ear or bug beds laied eggs inside your canal, it feels fine and seamless for me to be quite honest


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uarNiSl_uh4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uarNiSl_uh4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uarNiSl_uh4

STARTED!!!

GOOD MORNING
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>bought mom a new samsung phone because thats what she always used
>she goes away halfway around the world
>it shits the bed and says it cant charge because moisture
>its a known problem apparently
told her im gonna get a her an iphone
how hards going from android to apple?
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Already incredibly gay
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Apple is about to change the world
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>>102299051
Apple invented glowies
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Will we see Apple invent artificial intelligence this year?
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Tame Impala song?
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SHOT
ON A MOTHERFUCKING
AYYYY PHONE
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>1 min in
>Still no new iPhone
It’s so over
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APPLE INVENTED DEI
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>fat black chick
>fat chick with only an arm
Bro
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This event glows. Are we glowies?
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>>102299051
ugly fat repulsive chunks of flesh on the presentation just as expected
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APPLE WATCH 10
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>Apple Event
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All these fat hambeasts.
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>live captions
What even is this

>best shape of his life
Lold har
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LOOK AT THE BLONDE MALE
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Too gay
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lets consoooooooooooooooooooooom
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GOOD MORNING
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>>102305027
iChads*
Verification not required.
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morning you absolute magnificent cunt
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DIVER CITY
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>>102305183
forsen
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Tim got women hips
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A fucking rainbow.
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>>102305054
Earwax
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TIM APPLE is back!

why is he yelling?
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we wuz sticky and shiet >>102304426
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You fuck better not price the watch at 999 or some bullshit

FUck you
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>DEI
>not inclusive of retards like us
this is hateful apple wtf
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today we are happy to announce we are in creasing the battery life of the apple watch from 16hrs to 17hrs!!
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>>102305218
camera is WAY BACK YOU GOTTA YIFF A BIT
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Is it just me or is Tim Apple talking like a robot?
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NEW DESIGN
POGGERS
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>>102305218
i thought it was just me. wtf did no one check this before uploading it
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that goth music is something else lmao
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Ok that transition song was nice
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will they be talking about laptops at all or nah?
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A WHOLE FUCKING LINE
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>>102305331
Dunno
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You can see its shot on an iphone the colors look muted
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O N E M O R E L I N E
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>40% brighter
>battery will last 2h less
........
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What the FUCK is this supposed to tell me holy shit
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it's hilarious how much they're trying to hype this up when it's literally identical to the previous one
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Watching this on my m4 Ipad Pro (m4) with Magic Keyboard, how are you guys absorbing the propaganda?
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>>102305408
>10
>0 NINE
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don't care about apple watch. i want the new iPhone.
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>>102305408
That looks fugly
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annodized specifically to leech chemicals into your bloodstream and turn you gay

but at least there will be no finger prints lmfaooo
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>>102305447
what you rocking atm
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>>102305416
I must watch Tim Apple on my Retina XDR display. Nothing else does him justice.
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>>102305408
That PNG background color almost perfectly blends into the post background kek
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>speakers in a watch
there goes the IPX certificate
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>>102305484
Lmao didn't even notice
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>>102305472
not that anon but I have iPhone 13 pro (comfy AF iphone)
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isnt titanium what got fucked in the iphone 15s?
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>>102305518
Apple lurkers confirmed.
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okay riddle me this
how is a smarthwatch
made out of metals
carbon neutral lol
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>s10 sip
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>>102305601
SIPPPPP
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>>102305545
yeh the ibendy
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machine learning machine learning
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>>102305585
because they paid some poop eaters to plant some trees in india
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>machine learning
i am so glad when we're over this shit
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>>102305585
:|
>:|
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>>102305585
You buy carbon credits from some country that doesn’t do anything, like Sierra Leone.
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That transition made me hurl
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>>102305585
its carbon neutral in USA, but not in asia
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>ovulated
i want to test that as a guy
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TAKE YOUR MEDS
>t. Your Apple Watch
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gooner sisters? deepfake porn when?
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>>102305585
well if you plant the african slaves' corpses into the ground you can grow food for new slaves.
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SLEEP APNEA POG

tfw i have this even tho im skinny
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>>102305740
Pass. She looks like a browner younger Pelosi.
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>>102305714
i am NOT ovulating at this woman trying to make sleep apnea detection out to be a life threatening condition
did they really have nothing to add to this fucking watch? what the fuck?
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>>102305740
eww
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Man i'm jealous of the US, over here in EU you can't go to a hospital or your doctor and show them your Health App
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>>102305765
i mean, it is
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>US
>Europe
>Japan
fuck you apple, we exist
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why is this shit so damn boring?
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>>102305740
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Do they not have a live audience anymore?
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>>102305814
sir??
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>>102305137
giwtwm
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Why do whywymn do this to themselves
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>cant pre order

APPLE LET ME IN LET ME IIIIIIIIIIN
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But I could do that already
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>>102305829
nah, she looks like my mum.
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>>102305879
[spoiler]gonna bust a fat NUT to her anon[/spoiler]
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>>102305849
not even a loo, just not in those 3 regions
(i don't sincerely expect them to give a shit about us, was just funposting)
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>399

WHAT THE FUCK YESSSSSSS
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>>102305781
yeah you can if you go to a private hospital.
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>>102305834
Nah, it's more convenient for them to do it this way. They don't have to worry about any live goof-ups and can do multiple takes as needed.
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>>102305479
Good, because they’re streaming with HDR and you wouldn’t want to miss those GORGEOUS pixels.
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wtf i've been gay this whole time
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nahh whys he looking like aylmao
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>>102306051
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?!
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who CARES about carbon neutral lmao
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799 US DOLLARS
799 US DOLLARS
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>new airpods
>still the hideous design
MAN
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this is a man
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AIRPODS PRO 3


GOOOOOOOD YEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kate audio mommy
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yesss my life will finally feel like a crisp spring daywith the sun shining, healthy as an 18 year old, loved by my peers, productive, creatively fulfilled yessss take me in to your womb of an ecosystem and never let me go
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Ok i MIGHT try the non pro 3
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>>102306182
lmao. unbelievable

>>102306224
not really but wow that is some impressively unflattering clothing selection
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People are gonna sue apple for nodding and breaking their neck
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>>102306259
i just want new pros man. i need it to be inside my hole or it just doesnt feel good
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Gay couple?
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>>102306307
Lol
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>>102306315
if you have to ask...
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>>102306307
>inside my hole or it just doesnt feel good
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Holy shit ANC for non pro

HOLY FUCK
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Fuck yes I can finally block out the noise of the peasants who work manual jobs invading my life with their beetroot smell and android machines
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i am the only one who doesn't like noise cancellation? it feels like i have a vacuum in my ears.
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>>102306351
yeah this is basically the pro features on the non pro.
are they going to kill the pros off?
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Xi approved
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>179

WHAT?????? HOW?????
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air pods max still look stupid
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>>102306307
Ayooo
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>>102306459
show 1 big over ear headphone pair that looks decent
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so many of us communicate by hearing
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>oh shit airpods pro 3
>nvm its hearing aids
REEEEE
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>>102306531
hearing AIDs pro 4
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booooooooooooooringggggggggggggggggggg show us some fkin laptops
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REEEEEE THE STORE IS DOWN

FUCKING I WANNA PRE ORDER
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>>102306597
show me the fucking iphone so i can be disappointed already
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>>102306531
>>102306545
CAN YOU PLEASE SAY THAT LOUDER????!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!?
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>>102306648
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>>102306615
what are you getting non?
this is so underwhelming

>>102306519

>>102306519

>>102306519
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>>102306679
the airpods 4 anc
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>>102306675


HELLO? DID YOU SAID SOMETHING???
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>>102306729
good morning sir
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>always usa, germany and japan
why not russia, china and australia?
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>>102306802
obvious reasons
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no i phone mini. it's over...
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>>102306747
GOOD WHAT?? GOOD IPHONE????
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

TOUCH ID IS BACK

AAAAAAHHHHHHH
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wow it's another fucking glowing rectangle
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How much are the new airpods pro??
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the blue on looks sick.
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if i was going going to get one i would get the green one.
But i don't like iphones because they don't have android launchers.
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>6.7"

Jesus
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Fleshlight at Night
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the action button is in the wrong position for camera shutter
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1 nit brightness is actually nice for huberman maxxers
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>sliding your finger
thats gonna be so fucking ass to use
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the camera button is neat.
Easily the best thing Xperia phones have.
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>>102307006
not even a button
touch sensitive capacity
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>>102306958
>6.7"
mine is only 3.5''
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<californian accent> good morning sirs </californian accent>
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Sir
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>A 16 -> A18

the fuck
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>performance challenging even high-end desktop PCs
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>>102307080
17 is an unlucky number in india
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>>102307151
kek
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Will they say "no Apple Intelligence in EU"? Or will it be
>at a later date
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where is he the scenery actually looks based
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>>102307222
giga chad
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>>102307275
its either AI or vision pro shit
you can see he got shopped in
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>>102307275
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palace_of_Fine_Arts
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Kek you can now make "show tits" messages into an eloquente message
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SOMEONE POST THE AI WOMAN
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this is gonna backfire isnt it
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why has this nigga got pics of 8yo indian girls on his phone wtf
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God no dont do this shit to all messages and notifications
God no
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gemini can't even set reminders on android anymore
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Well at least Siri is gonna be much better.
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how the fuck will all this AI shit affect long term communication skills?

All text boxes (sent or received) are transformed with AI. like wtf
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>no germany
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>>102307542
Its gonna be a shitshow
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why do they have 1 english mode for all of the US but 2 different english modes for New Zealand and Australia?
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man i wanted that camera button on the 15pro
fuck sake apple
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>>102307542
idk i pretty much dribble into chatgpt now and it gives me exactly what i want. so ye in the long term it will be bad
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>>102307587
bogan
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>>102307593
You can use the volume button.
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>>102299051
I expect that Steve Jobs won't be delivering a keynote
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>>102307542
it already exits for a long time. never heard about deepl?
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>asking chatgpt

hahahhaha this is gonna be fucking ridiculous for everyone in school and uni
holy shit
>>102307634
the positionals are fucked on those tho
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>>102307607
sure, but with chatgpt it was limited to people going to the website and use it. Now normal people will be exposed to it from the moment they start using the phone. I would expect most wont even realise it.
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SIR ?? SIR CAMERA SIR
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>>102307542
Biological humanism is over.

Ai will replace all .
We will be pets.
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<indian accent> good morning, sirs </indian accent>
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good mornin sars
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GOOD CLICK EXPERIENCE
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>>102307663
nope?
Was deepl integrated like that on your phone?
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>>102299051
It literally looks like the happy merchant
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She is MINE
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>>102307777
quads confirm
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The camera button features are very good.
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get rid of the action button
keep the camera button
i will now get the iphone 17
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goblina
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>>102307547
soon.
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will Apple invent desktop mode? Some Apple version of Samsung DeX?
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We getting new macbook?
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>>102307868
I'm sure they are working on it.
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>first time
>spatial fotos
????
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>>102307868
I dont think they want that. They want you to buy a tablet or laptop.
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THAT CLASSIC SANFRAN BREEZE
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>reduced wind noise
cool i can fart now
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>>102307972
The AI filtered out all the sanfransico crack addicts and sidewalk poopers.

Seems like good tech.
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i can feel in the air iphone 16 pro disappointment.

I see 0 fucking reasons to upgrade from iphone 13 pro so far lmao
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Who in his right mind games on his phone hol
>playstation icons
Wtf???
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>>102307972
>breeze came directly from her ass
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thank you china
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>>102307547
>>102307867
we can't be winners all the time.
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>>102308063
I play chess and btd6 from time to time. my only "iphone games" lol
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>gacha game on iphone

this is gonna make so much fucking cash
holy shit hats off apple
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>pc games on mobile
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>>102308063
Why not? It's like playing on a Switch or PSP.
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>>102308047
cope
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why does the US not use whatsapp?
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Messages via satellites is amazing!
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send text messages while off the grid???
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>>102308189
just watch and seethe, its incoming
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>>102308214
because i think they had a lot of 'free text' cell phone plans, whereas in the rest of the world we had to pay for that shit. and the first moment we could sideload an app for communications we did it.
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>Genmoji
....
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>>102308136
cute boy...
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Takatakata!
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>>102308276
don't you get data no matter what? whatsapp uses data just like imessage right
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>>102304789
That video is absolutely fucking satanic.
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>>102302599
>iphone 16 poo
>assed in india
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OH WE PRO
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>>102308371
i dont know from usa, but in south africa our telco operators RIPPED us with call/text fees, data was 'expensive' too, but using the apps (and thus data) to send messages was like 100x cheaper.

Everyone just instantly transferred over to app usage.
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>>102308418
>read that post
>the transition music to iphone 16 pro starts
bro i got creeped OUT
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They should demo Apple Intelligence more, starting to think its far from ready.
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>>102308466
it is thats why you use chatgpt too
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>>102308371
I though the imessage integrated with sms initially? desu I am not sure.
Iphones were just crazy expensive compared to other phones so it just never took off.
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>>102308507
>>102308445
>iMessage sends messages over Wi-Fi or cellular data when Wi-Fi is unavailable, rather than through traditional SMS. This means, if you do not have a data plan and are not connected to Wi-Fi, you will incur pay-per-use data charges when using iMessage.
imessage is basically whatsapp
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>Write mail to boss
>FUCK YOU MAN I QUIT YOU FUCKING RETARD
>Hit AI button
>Get eloquent message
Lol
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>>102308549
oh. fair. I am just retarded.
But my point still stand about us being poor, so more people just bought and used android phones.
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What's the deal with the whole titanium thing? Is grade 5 supposed to never get scratches? How can they achieve that with recycled shit?
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I don't like the indian guy
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>>102308637
makes sense i guess
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>>102308504
Niggers are going to be able to write like cultured humans with a push of a button, this is truly remarkable.
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>>102308668
This marks the end of the "show bobs show vagene" era
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>>102308692
Jeets will be generating cutting edge poetry to boob maxx.
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>>102308748
Kek
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?
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Wait wait, did that jeet have a crappy rigol scope???? Lol trillion dollar company!
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iBBW gooners where we at
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>ayoooo
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>>102308824
That is a FUPA if i've ever seen one
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>>102308824
thats the hands they used for checking if this new iphone is bend proof.
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>>102308824
Dude if she would loose weight she'd look hot af
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Looks washed out around the head
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why are there so many indians?
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<ambiguous accent> good morning, sirs </ambiguous accent>
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This looks SO bad holy shit
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>>102308905
IDK
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>>102309033
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this looks so cools holy shit
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>social safe
what the fuck
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I'll never have a pink haired quirky gf bros
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>>102309235
why live
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So the regular iphones still get USB 2?
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>>102309437
Yea
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just let me pre order!
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should i trade in my 15pro for a 16pro?
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Thats all folks. I'm keeping another year iphone 13 pro lol

>telephoto 12 MP camera
>0 fucking any advancements towards anything innovative
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>no AirPods SE announcement
Gurman on suicide watch



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