What do you expect out of Apple's Event today?
>>102299051Don't care at all. Apple lost me as a customer with their stupid shit they keep pulling.
SHILL THREAD DO NOT INTERACT
>Don't care at all. Apple lost me as a customer with their stupid shit they keep pulling.>SHILL THREAD DO NOT INTERACT
I still don't fucking get what is exclusive to 15 Pro and above in iOS 18.Is new Siri for everyone or only for newest iPhones? Is it just "Apple Intelligence" and what exactly does that mean - just image generation, text etc.?
>>102299051Preview of Apple Intelligence that we think you are going to love. Lots of photos of black people with very shiny skin, a few awkward transitions from one over enthusiastic presenter to another, and some cheesy video intro. There will also be an iphone16, and a refresh of the macbook pro with the m4 chip, coming soon.What would actually surprise me? Something like AppleCoin which all Apple users can opt to mine while their devices are charging.
>>102299127I feel they will soon be making an announcement about that...maybe even holding a event to go over the details...
They are telling to your face that they glow, yet you don't believe.
>>102299157Well iOS 18 has been in a beta for a long time, you'd think people would have figured it out.
>>102299051reminds me of the pic of the jew caricature rubbing hands
excited for the annual g sticky thread. only time when g is worth visiting
>>102299127Apple Intelligence takes a lot of RAM that only the 15 Pro models and up have (8GB)
>>102299620That's bs, lower models could easily run it, it's just that they want to differentiate 15 Pros since they are barely an improvement.
>>102299051iphone 16 pro FBI edition
>>102299713Apple has put out a bunch of papers on how to run LLMs in memory-constrained environments Copilot+ PCs require 16 GB of RAMthe LLMs just need RAMall the cool Apple nerds sneed that Apple doesn’t put enough RAM in their computers This is just more of that Although phone RAM has diminishing utility returns because you have to keep it powered
>>102299620>>102299805But they are not running an LLM on the phone, they are using openAIs API like everyone else.
>>102299831I think it’s a hybrid, they’re definitely doing a lot on device.
>>102299839Source: https://machinelearning.apple.com/research/introducing-apple-foundation-models
>>102299831Nope. It's all run on-device and it only fallbacks to OpenAI when it cannot find a satisfactory answer.
>>102299051ai slop like everyone else
A smart dildo
>>102299097source for jemmy?
>>102299051I just want a laptop that’s similar in size to the old 11-inch MacBook Air.Everything else is trash.
>>102299051I expect $1000 iPhone with 60Hz screen in 2024.
upgrading my 12 pro to the 16 pro, it's already decidedjust hope the slightly larger form factor is finekinda tired about this obsession with big ass fucking phones tbhfam
>>102299051The same as every other year for the past 15 years>Here's the newest (n)I(gger)phone 265>It's exactly the same as the last one but now it has (shit that nobody needs)>Oh and also AI penis detection since you're all faggots likr me>That'll be $5999+tax you retarded goys>*goes backstage to continue slurping on cock*
They have no shame, after putting countless backdoors thru the years they now call it glowie
windows fag here. Looking to get an m4 air when it comes out - is there likely to be anything announced about it tonight? I know last year they just announced the pro stuff not the poorfag stuff like I want. I just hope they increase the ram on their base model I can't bring myself to spend +300 for 8gb
>>102301427Jobs dying was truly the end. He was an asshole, don't get me wrong, but at least he made sure the products were quality.At least Cook is white even if gay. I dread the fucking day a jeet will become Apple CEO.
>>102302009>but at least he made sure the products were qualityNo he made shit cheep shit with permanently glued in batteries that fail after the warranty ends.
I just bought the S24U bros, IOS is better than Android but iPhone could use a better design.16 will look the same as every other iPhone
Can’t wait for the /comfy/ apple keynote thread, where apple invents all of the thingshonestly is there anything more comfy?
DESIGNATEDSHITTINGSTREET
>>10230259914 was the last good iphone.
>>102302599>ASSed
>>102299831wrong, they explained that they will prioritize on device LLM, and if it's not enough, it will ask the user for permission to use ChatGPT (and other LLMs like Gemini in the future)
>>102303084ive been using the ai for months and its shit, does basically nothing on device, they are so behind its hilarious but i assume one day they will catch up soon
i want my airpods max 2 please
>>1023027055*
>>102302599Slavoid poorfag cope kek
>>102301300iPhone Pro has had 120hz for years. Likely will come to base model this year.
>>102302599
how much do you think they will cost?
>>102303380No it won't. 16 vanilla has already been confirmed as 60Hz.
>>102299051Honestly not much. iPhone 16 with “trackpad” button (which is pretty cool), and a new Watch. We aren’t getting Siri 2 until the end of the year.
>>102299051>glowtimeLMAO
TOTAL TEL AVIF DEATH
>>102303701ThisAlso, reminder that Daiz is behind every AVIF shill postIf you shill for AVIF, then you're a retarded newfag who were groomed by Daiz and you should therefore not get mad when someone calls you Daiz.He stopped using his trip code after someone looked into an archive and discovered that he's behind every AVIF shill post, something that he genuinely didn't expect anyone to do because 4chan is full of newfags who don't know what an archive is or can't do any research.Expect lots of samefagging from the narcissist.Also, he's probably not getting paid by Google.Before he got called out:https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/avif/end/2024-02-24/Getting called out:https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/99167108Aftermath:https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/avif/start/2024-02-25/The reason he responds so quickly is because he uses a bot to notify him and ChatGPT or something similar to automatically spam threads. There are posts on /a/ posted well over a decade ago mentioning how creepy he is:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20PwaJYcnukhttps://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/daiz%20summoning/order/asc/
>>102299051Apple announcing JPEG XL photo capture for the camera app could change the entire game.
>buy a new iphone goyim only 1000 so you can have INTEGRATED giga spyware
reminder phones peaked in like 2017 and there hasn't been anything worthwhile since you're literally a SHEEP if you buy new phones
>>102303858i'm still on my iphone 512 years and still going strong, i will NEVER EVER redeem a modern phone>notch/punchhole/rounded corners>fuckhuge display (>5")>no home button>camera bumps>non-16:9 aspect ratio>no 3.5mm jack>etc.>Verification not required.
>>102303925I like my 14 Pro but i do miss the design choices of older iPhones.
>>102303858i buy the new one every single year 4fun are u mad?
>>102303980No, consooooomers like you are what keeps my stock portfolio going up.
>>102303925>i'm still on my iphone 5based, but how's the battery situation?
>>102303925No iOS security patches.
>>102304027holding up surprisingly well actuallyonly had to replace it once years ago, still holds at least a day's charge
>>102304054nice, I like the idea of keeping stuff until it dies. My car is from 2012 and running strong, no reason to get a new one until it dies.I plan on keeping my M1 Pro macbook until it dies as well
>>102303998>poorfag thinks he's getting out of povertykek
...glow time?
I hope for a new macbookI want to upgrade my s5 watch to the newest oneAlready got a 15pro
>>102304242new macbook coming next month
>>102304295Really?
>>102304299yes the m4 upgrade is all that people think, apparently mini led screen is coming next year
>>102304308Well damn, i've been saving up for one.I hope it'll have 16gb ram as a standard
>>102303925>>no home buttonwhy do you want that
>it's GLOWtime
GLOWIE REPORTING IN
>>102304317>I hope it'll have 16gb ram as a standardrumors are 12GB standard. If you need RAM get the Pro version
>>102304598I just might yeah
PLEASE BRING AIRPODS PRO 3 - BUY DAY ONE>PLEASE BRING AIRPODS PRO 3 - BUY DAY ONEPLEASE BRING AIRPODS PRO 3 - BUY DAY ONE>PLEASE BRING AIRPODS PRO 3 - BUY DAY ONE
>>102304789>yellow eyeswhat the FUCK is that creature
/fag/ - Fuck Apple General
>>102304877>what the FUCK is that creatureHuman Being
>>102304789still on the gen 2i HATE the pros with that weird plastic condom thing
>>102304911I love pros 2, they are my daily >condom thingits called rubber cone to fit your ear canal dumb dumb
>>102304950yes thati hate the feeling in my ear
>>102302078>gifgod the soul
WE GO TIME
new imac WHEN
GLOWIE TIME
Get hyped, iChuds. LET'S FUCKING GLOOOOOOW.
ITS GLOWTIME BOYS
PLEASE I BEG TIM COOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uarNiSl_uh4IT'S SATANIA TIME WHERE EVERYONE LAUGHS AT APPLEL
>>102304961>i hate the feeling in my earmaybe its ***k in the ear or bug beds laied eggs inside your canal, it feels fine and seamless for me to be quite honesthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uarNiSl_uh4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uarNiSl_uh4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uarNiSl_uh4STARTED!!!GOOD MORNING
>bought mom a new samsung phone because thats what she always used>she goes away halfway around the world>it shits the bed and says it cant charge because moisture>its a known problem apparentlytold her im gonna get a her an iphonehow hards going from android to apple?
Already incredibly gay
Apple is about to change the world
>>102299051Apple invented glowies
Will we see Apple invent artificial intelligence this year?
Tame Impala song?
SHOTON A MOTHERFUCKINGAYYYY PHONE
>1 min in>Still no new iPhoneIt’s so over
APPLE INVENTED DEI
>fat black chick>fat chick with only an armBro
This event glows. Are we glowies?
>>102299051ugly fat repulsive chunks of flesh on the presentation just as expected
APPLE WATCH 10
>Apple Event
All these fat hambeasts.
>live captionsWhat even is this>best shape of his lifeLold har
LOOK AT THE BLONDE MALE
Too gay
lets consoooooooooooooooooooooom
GOOD MORNING
>>102305027iChads*Verification not required.
morning you absolute magnificent cunt
DIVER CITY
>>102305183forsen
Tim got women hips
A fucking rainbow.
>>102305054Earwax
TIM APPLE is back!why is he yelling?
we wuz sticky and shiet >>102304426
You fuck better not price the watch at 999 or some bullshitFUck you
>DEI>not inclusive of retards like usthis is hateful apple wtf
today we are happy to announce we are in creasing the battery life of the apple watch from 16hrs to 17hrs!!
>>102305218camera is WAY BACK YOU GOTTA YIFF A BIT
Is it just me or is Tim Apple talking like a robot?
NEW DESIGNPOGGERS
>>102305218i thought it was just me. wtf did no one check this before uploading it
that goth music is something else lmao
Ok that transition song was nice
will they be talking about laptops at all or nah?
A WHOLE FUCKING LINE
>>102305331Dunno
You can see its shot on an iphone the colors look muted
O N E M O R E L I N E
>40% brighter>battery will last 2h less........
What the FUCK is this supposed to tell me holy shit
it's hilarious how much they're trying to hype this up when it's literally identical to the previous one
Watching this on my m4 Ipad Pro (m4) with Magic Keyboard, how are you guys absorbing the propaganda?
>>102305408>10>0 NINE
don't care about apple watch. i want the new iPhone.
>>102305408That looks fugly
annodized specifically to leech chemicals into your bloodstream and turn you gaybut at least there will be no finger prints lmfaooo
>>102305447what you rocking atm
>>102305416I must watch Tim Apple on my Retina XDR display. Nothing else does him justice.
>>102305408That PNG background color almost perfectly blends into the post background kek
>speakers in a watchthere goes the IPX certificate
>>102305484Lmao didn't even notice
>>102305472not that anon but I have iPhone 13 pro (comfy AF iphone)
isnt titanium what got fucked in the iphone 15s?
>>102305518Apple lurkers confirmed.
okay riddle me thishow is a smarthwatchmade out of metalscarbon neutral lol
>s10 sip
>>102305601SIPPPPP
>>102305545yeh the ibendy
machine learning machine learning
>>102305585because they paid some poop eaters to plant some trees in india
>machine learningi am so glad when we're over this shit
>>102305585:|>:|
>>102305585You buy carbon credits from some country that doesn’t do anything, like Sierra Leone.
That transition made me hurl
>>102305585its carbon neutral in USA, but not in asia
>ovulatedi want to test that as a guy
TAKE YOUR MEDS >t. Your Apple Watch
gooner sisters? deepfake porn when?
>>102305585well if you plant the african slaves' corpses into the ground you can grow food for new slaves.
SLEEP APNEA POG tfw i have this even tho im skinny
>>102305740Pass. She looks like a browner younger Pelosi.
>>102305714i am NOT ovulating at this woman trying to make sleep apnea detection out to be a life threatening conditiondid they really have nothing to add to this fucking watch? what the fuck?
>>102305740eww
Man i'm jealous of the US, over here in EU you can't go to a hospital or your doctor and show them your Health App
>>102305765i mean, it is
>US>Europe>Japanfuck you apple, we exist
why is this shit so damn boring?
>>102305740
Do they not have a live audience anymore?
>>102305814sir??
>>102305137giwtwm
Why do whywymn do this to themselves
>cant pre orderAPPLE LET ME IN LET ME IIIIIIIIIIN
But I could do that already
>>102305829nah, she looks like my mum.
>>102305879[spoiler]gonna bust a fat NUT to her anon[/spoiler]
>>102305849not even a loo, just not in those 3 regions(i don't sincerely expect them to give a shit about us, was just funposting)
>399WHAT THE FUCK YESSSSSSS
>>102305781yeah you can if you go to a private hospital.
>>102305834Nah, it's more convenient for them to do it this way. They don't have to worry about any live goof-ups and can do multiple takes as needed.
>>102305479Good, because they’re streaming with HDR and you wouldn’t want to miss those GORGEOUS pixels.
wtf i've been gay this whole time
nahh whys he looking like aylmao
>>102306051WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?!
who CARES about carbon neutral lmao
799 US DOLLARS799 US DOLLARS
>new airpods>still the hideous designMAN
this is a man
AIRPODS PRO 3 GOOOOOOOD YEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
kate audio mommy
yesss my life will finally feel like a crisp spring daywith the sun shining, healthy as an 18 year old, loved by my peers, productive, creatively fulfilled yessss take me in to your womb of an ecosystem and never let me go
Ok i MIGHT try the non pro 3
>>102306182lmao. unbelievable>>102306224not really but wow that is some impressively unflattering clothing selection
People are gonna sue apple for nodding and breaking their neck
>>102306259i just want new pros man. i need it to be inside my hole or it just doesnt feel good
Gay couple?
>>102306307Lol
>>102306315if you have to ask...
>>102306307>inside my hole or it just doesnt feel good
Holy shit ANC for non proHOLY FUCK
Fuck yes I can finally block out the noise of the peasants who work manual jobs invading my life with their beetroot smell and android machines
i am the only one who doesn't like noise cancellation? it feels like i have a vacuum in my ears.
>>102306351yeah this is basically the pro features on the non pro.are they going to kill the pros off?
Xi approved
>179WHAT?????? HOW?????
air pods max still look stupid
>>102306307Ayooo
>>102306459show 1 big over ear headphone pair that looks decent
so many of us communicate by hearing
>oh shit airpods pro 3>nvm its hearing aidsREEEEE
>>102306531hearing AIDs pro 4
booooooooooooooringggggggggggggggggggg show us some fkin laptops
REEEEEE THE STORE IS DOWNFUCKING I WANNA PRE ORDER
>>102306597show me the fucking iphone so i can be disappointed already
>>102306531>>102306545CAN YOU PLEASE SAY THAT LOUDER????!!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!?
>>102306648
>>102306615what are you getting non?this is so underwhelming>>102306519>>102306519>>102306519
>>102306679the airpods 4 anc
>>102306675HELLO? DID YOU SAID SOMETHING???
>>102306729good morning sir
>always usa, germany and japanwhy not russia, china and australia?
>>102306802obvious reasons
no i phone mini. it's over...
>>102306747GOOD WHAT?? GOOD IPHONE????
ARE YOU KIDDING METOUCH ID IS BACKAAAAAAHHHHHHH
wow it's another fucking glowing rectangle
How much are the new airpods pro??
the blue on looks sick.
if i was going going to get one i would get the green one.But i don't like iphones because they don't have android launchers.
>6.7"Jesus
Fleshlight at Night
the action button is in the wrong position for camera shutter
1 nit brightness is actually nice for huberman maxxers
>sliding your fingerthats gonna be so fucking ass to use
the camera button is neat.Easily the best thing Xperia phones have.
>>102307006not even a buttontouch sensitive capacity
>>102306958>6.7"mine is only 3.5''
<californian accent> good morning sirs </californian accent>
Sir
>A 16 -> A18the fuck
Im scared the way he walks
>performance challenging even high-end desktop PCs
>>10230708017 is an unlucky number in india
>>102307151kek
The chad
Will they say "no Apple Intelligence in EU"? Or will it be>at a later date
where is he the scenery actually looks based
>>102307222giga chad
>>102307275 its either AI or vision pro shityou can see he got shopped in
>>102307275https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palace_of_Fine_Arts
Kek you can now make "show tits" messages into an eloquente message
SOMEONE POST THE AI WOMAN
this is gonna backfire isnt it
why has this nigga got pics of 8yo indian girls on his phone wtf
God no dont do this shit to all messages and notificationsGod no
gemini can't even set reminders on android anymore
Well at least Siri is gonna be much better.
how the fuck will all this AI shit affect long term communication skills?All text boxes (sent or received) are transformed with AI. like wtf
>no germany
>>102307542Its gonna be a shitshow
why do they have 1 english mode for all of the US but 2 different english modes for New Zealand and Australia?
man i wanted that camera button on the 15profuck sake apple
>>102307542idk i pretty much dribble into chatgpt now and it gives me exactly what i want. so ye in the long term it will be bad
>>102307587bogan
>>102307593You can use the volume button.
>>102299051I expect that Steve Jobs won't be delivering a keynote
>>102307542it already exits for a long time. never heard about deepl?
>asking chatgpthahahhaha this is gonna be fucking ridiculous for everyone in school and uniholy shit>>102307634the positionals are fucked on those tho
>>102307607sure, but with chatgpt it was limited to people going to the website and use it. Now normal people will be exposed to it from the moment they start using the phone. I would expect most wont even realise it.
SIR ?? SIR CAMERA SIR
>>102307542Biological humanism is over.Ai will replace all .We will be pets.
<indian accent> good morning, sirs </indian accent>
good mornin sars
GOOD CLICK EXPERIENCE
>>102307663nope?Was deepl integrated like that on your phone?
>>102299051It literally looks like the happy merchant
She is MINE
>>102307777quads confirm
The camera button features are very good.
get rid of the action buttonkeep the camera buttoni will now get the iphone 17
goblina
>>102307547soon.
will Apple invent desktop mode? Some Apple version of Samsung DeX?
We getting new macbook?
>>102307868I'm sure they are working on it.
>first time>spatial fotos????
>>102307868I dont think they want that. They want you to buy a tablet or laptop.
THAT CLASSIC SANFRAN BREEZE
>reduced wind noisecool i can fart now
>>102307972The AI filtered out all the sanfransico crack addicts and sidewalk poopers. Seems like good tech.
i can feel in the air iphone 16 pro disappointment.I see 0 fucking reasons to upgrade from iphone 13 pro so far lmao
Who in his right mind games on his phone hol>playstation iconsWtf???
>>102307972>breeze came directly from her ass
thank you china
>>102307547>>102307867we can't be winners all the time.
>>102308063I play chess and btd6 from time to time. my only "iphone games" lol
>gacha game on iphonethis is gonna make so much fucking cashholy shit hats off apple
>pc games on mobile
>>102308063Why not? It's like playing on a Switch or PSP.
>>102308047cope
why does the US not use whatsapp?
Messages via satellites is amazing!
send text messages while off the grid???
>>102308189just watch and seethe, its incoming
>>102308214because i think they had a lot of 'free text' cell phone plans, whereas in the rest of the world we had to pay for that shit. and the first moment we could sideload an app for communications we did it.
>Genmoji....
>>102308136cute boy...
Takatakata!
>>102308276don't you get data no matter what? whatsapp uses data just like imessage right
>>102304789That video is absolutely fucking satanic.
>>102302599>iphone 16 poo>assed in india
OH WE PRO
>>102308371i dont know from usa, but in south africa our telco operators RIPPED us with call/text fees, data was 'expensive' too, but using the apps (and thus data) to send messages was like 100x cheaper.Everyone just instantly transferred over to app usage.
>>102308418>read that post>the transition music to iphone 16 pro startsbro i got creeped OUT
They should demo Apple Intelligence more, starting to think its far from ready.
>>102308466it is thats why you use chatgpt too
>>102308371I though the imessage integrated with sms initially? desu I am not sure.Iphones were just crazy expensive compared to other phones so it just never took off.
>>102308507>>102308445>iMessage sends messages over Wi-Fi or cellular data when Wi-Fi is unavailable, rather than through traditional SMS. This means, if you do not have a data plan and are not connected to Wi-Fi, you will incur pay-per-use data charges when using iMessage.imessage is basically whatsapp
>Write mail to boss>FUCK YOU MAN I QUIT YOU FUCKING RETARD>Hit AI button>Get eloquent messageLol
>>102308549oh. fair. I am just retarded. But my point still stand about us being poor, so more people just bought and used android phones.
What's the deal with the whole titanium thing? Is grade 5 supposed to never get scratches? How can they achieve that with recycled shit?
I don't like the indian guy
>>102308637makes sense i guess
>>102308504Niggers are going to be able to write like cultured humans with a push of a button, this is truly remarkable.
>>102308668This marks the end of the "show bobs show vagene" era
>>102308692Jeets will be generating cutting edge poetry to boob maxx.
>>102308748Kek
?
Wait wait, did that jeet have a crappy rigol scope???? Lol trillion dollar company!
iBBW gooners where we at
>ayoooo
>>102308824That is a FUPA if i've ever seen one
>>102308824thats the hands they used for checking if this new iphone is bend proof.
>>102308824Dude if she would loose weight she'd look hot af
Looks washed out around the head
why are there so many indians?
<ambiguous accent> good morning, sirs </ambiguous accent>
This looks SO bad holy shit
>>102308905IDK
>>102309033
this looks so cools holy shit
>social safewhat the fuck
I'll never have a pink haired quirky gf bros
>>102309235 why live
So the regular iphones still get USB 2?
>>102309437 Yea
just let me pre order!
should i trade in my 15pro for a 16pro?
Thats all folks. I'm keeping another year iphone 13 pro lol>telephoto 12 MP camera>0 fucking any advancements towards anything innovative
>no AirPods SE announcement Gurman on suicide watch