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>she wants to "Netflix and chill"
>suggests a dumb Korean movie she wanted to watch
>open my laptop
>connect old HDMI cable from the early 2010s I "borrowed" from my uncle back then
>open terminal
webtorrent "magnet:?xt=urn:btih:6F8EEF46C3EE0A52F444C72696477960803C1F91&dn=I+Married+an+Anti-Fan+%282016%29+%5B720p%5D+%5BYTS.MX%5D&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.tracker.cl%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fp4p.arenabg.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fipv4.tracker.harry.lu%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=https%3A%2F%2Fopentracker.i2p.rocks%3A443%2Fannounce" --mpv --player-args="--fs"

>her, with a weirded out face : "this is not Netflix?"
That show wasn't even on Netflix anyway. Dumb girl
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>>102406046
>poorfag can't even afford Netflix subscription.
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>>102406084
>poorfag can't even afford a 100TB NAS and BDs to rip
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>>102406084
>retard-kun is proud of forking his money over to big corporations that hate him because wasting money allows him to feel better about himself in between asking based NEET pirate if he wants fries with that
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>>102406095
>>102406120
>retard makes shitty bait post
>nu/g/ instantly takes the bait
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>>102406046
Lets be real, she had a dick and you had to suck her
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>>102406158
giwtm
im trans btw
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>>102406046
>>her, with a weirded out face : "this is not Netflix?"
It's better because it's free with more movies. If a girl doesn't appreciate this, she's a terminal normalfag and isn't worth your time.
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>>102406046
Use a streaming site retard.
Yeah it'll be shitty quality and die halfway through but you're not actually supposed to watch the show.
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>>102406442
Then why call it Netflix and chill? I do not understand this about normies. Why meet up under the pretense of Netflix when both of you know what you're there to actually do? Why can't you just be honest? If a girl asked me to watch Netflix I would actually expect that that's what we're going to do, why should anyone have to play these meaningless games? Also, refer to >>102406120
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>>102406046
>brother gives me his netflix login credentials
>ok lets watch something
>xvid 2000s tier video quality, no option to change the quality
>just download the same thing for better quality
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>>102406502
>Woman asks you out for a coffee
>She actually wants to talk and get to know you in a friendly setting
>Pay for your coffee and leave, stupid fucking normie.
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Give my HDMI cable back dammit!
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Recloudstream
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>>102409695
this
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>>102406046
>>connect old HDMI cable from the early 2010s I "borrowed" from my uncle back then
give it back, Tyrone
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not being able to afford netflix is insane
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I have Netflix but also a pc on my tv with wireless mouse and keyboard. My girl thinks it's cool and never complains when we use that to watch something that isn't on streaming services
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>>102406046
>--fs=yes
Why don't you just update your .conf file so you don't have to manually fs your mpv everytime you dickpics and chill?
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>>suggests a dumb Korean movie she wanted to watch
East Asians should all be used as Western slaves. Yours is a perfect fit for the kitchen.
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>>102412318
This. If you're white, that gook will stop at nothing to keep you happy.
To test this, ask her to suck a turd out of your ass. She'll assume the position, trust me
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>>102406046
>jpg
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is this some american shit ?literally never happens and i have lived in south america,europe and asia lol
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>>102412371
kek
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>>102406084
>That show wasn't even on Netflix anyway. Dumb girl
What is so hard to understand from OP's last sentence?
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Netflix?
You're gonna have to use your LG (OLED) TV's built-in Nertlix app (or Fire stick) to watch proper high bitrate 4K & Dolby Atmos
If you use a PC & HDMI, the quality is nerfed
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>>102406046
>her, with a weirded out face : "Uhm, checking out your magnet link, open.stealth.si went offline in 2021, lmao"
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>>102412952
kek
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>>102406084
> willingly giving money to globohomo corporations
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>>102406046
correct her.
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>>102412952
jej
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>>102407725
In that case, coffee is actually being drunk, the social nature of the meet up already implies that a conversation will take place, and context determines whether it is romantic or not. With netflix and chill, though, it's just an excuse to meet and have sex without actually caring about the Netflix part and without being honest about the chill part. If Netflix and chill actually meant watching a movie together then I would have no problem with it, but the way that it's used now is just lying as a euphemism for having sex which makes no sense considering the fact that, in theory, only the people having sex should be aware of the Netflix and chill so there is no need for euphemism between them.
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>she wants to "Netflix and chill"
>Runs netbsd
>Scour the web on how to netflix on netbsd(vm is not an option)
>Cry when i find out i cant
>She says she uses freebsd and its better because she can run a linux browser in a chroot
>i try that
>doesnt work cuz netbsd linux emu isnt that great
>she makes fun of me
>no longer in relationship, now just friends
ril
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>>102417599
topkek
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>set up a 60TB nas
>join 7 private trackers
>get all my median in the highest quality possible
>have no one to watch with
>just stare at my nas while it blinks

i have autism i think
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>this is not Netflix?
Not worth your time
>Wow anon you are a such a cool haxor how did you do that?
Keeper
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>>102406046
I don't like movies and I threw out my television several years ago. We don't even get to the "wait, you don't have netflix?" point.
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>>102417908
kek, when i had a gf and she first came to my house she asked where is the TV
i tried to redpilled her for 20 minutes that you don't need a fucking TV anymore, its not 2007
she left me 2 weeks later btw
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>>102417958
>she asked where is the TV
I wouldn't even care if she left me, I'd just like to see the look on her face when she realizes there's no TV.
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>>102417871
this lol.
My girl asks me to crack video games or movies for her sometimes and after she's always like "I love my crafty bf :3".
She even brags about it to her friends.
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>>102417599
Why would you install bsd just to run netflix? If you want to goymaxx just have another windows machine
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>>102412943
>"high bitrate"
>mogged by HDDVD
>>102417811
Same other than the private tracker part, I haven't even watched any of it yet either but Ive just ordered another 20TB drive
>>102417958
Unironically what's the use case for TVs? You can get a much superior 21:9 OLED 240Hz monitor for less than a high end TV with no garbage software attached youre forced to use.



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