How should software bloat be punished?
>>102417144They should be hanged, rendered, and bit shifted twice to the right
>>102417144forced to develop everything on a computer from 2006 so they learn constraint
>>102417144State-mandated freetardism. You can use Trisquel on a librebooted X200, no other devices allowed. Like >>102417234 but worse (for them.)
>>102417234Force them to write STM32 microcontroller firmware so they have to account for every kilobyte of memory.
>>102417144Bottom surgery
DEATH
>>102417144bloat? hand over your Apple II, anon.Now segfaults, they should be punished by a bomb going off under the programmer's chair. That'll do wonders for code quality.
>>102417144To punish a developer, you must think like a developer. Force them to attend one major league baseball game, sober, without their phone.
>>102417234I think you meant 1982.
>>102417144Stuff the developers' faces with beans, taco bell, ginger ale, cabbage, mountain dew, and pop rocks all at once. Deny them bathroom breaks>Do you feel that? Do you feel it? That is how computers feel when they run your shitty code.
>>102417363Fun Fact: MLB no longer lets you into stadiums without a smartphone. You can't print off a paper ticket anymore, they have a mobile app and that's the only supported thing. In any case, a sensory-deprivation chamber would work a lot better.
itt do nothings mad at people getting shit done
>>102417234unironically i'd love to develop on a shitty xp machine. then again i don't program bloat lmao.
>>102417487Dev gets locked in a cell, not allowed to get out until his EXE runs on 640 KB RAM :)
>>102417840that fact wasn't very fun
>>102417840That's low even for sportsball fans
>>102417144No downloads, no license purchases. It should only result in a waste of the dev's resources.
>>102417887Then do it. They're cheap. Its the nice ones that get scalped.
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the problem is, devs aren't forced to use their own slop. they all just develop slop for someone else
>>102417144Blame the Americans with their bigger is better and it's big so it must be good.
I wouldn't be surprised if climate-concerned governments started handing out fines one day.
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>>102418175>#include <vector>>24,242 lines of code after preprocessingNo wonder C++ takes so long to compile.
