is there a way to synthesize murcery or get a lot of it to do this. If aynone wants to fund this or collab this is 100M+ yotube video
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>>102420307No, and you are incredibly retarded.
my brother did not die that way because nobody has ever died that way. you will be the first. we will honor you in the records
>synthesize mercury Did you miss 6th grade science class or what?
>>102420307>this is 100M+ yotube videoTOTALINDIANDEATHBANALL INDIANSFROM4CHANTHEYSMELLANDARERAPISTS
.>>102420348im not indian, and this would feel amazing on your body and people would pay to see it and participate in it
>>102420307What the fuck am I looking at
Hey guys! It's me, ya boy Qin shin Huang, I know you loved my previous video about owning confuciustards with facts and executions, but this time I'll show you a method to achieve immortality to outlast the heavens!
>>102420407science. this is the shit they wanted to inject you with.
>>102420307you only need like, 20cm of mercurybut still clue where you'd get 1-5m^3 mercury lol
>>102420307>is there a way to synthesize an elemental metal?Not that you have access to.
>>102420407It looks like some kind of sensory deprivation tank
>>102420605wrong. if he steals enough copper wire and smoke detectors he can achieve fusion.
>>102420307those blood pressure things theyve got in old folks homes have a bottle of about 20mL mercury. you just have to go get them, it’s full of old folks and women they can’t do shit
>>102420605if we made 14 atoms of element 115 im sure they can make buckets of mercury no problem. Much less power on the periodic table.
How old are you young man?
>>102420307sorry guys i thought this was /sci/... didn't mean to bother you idiots enjoy your chinese pixels
>>102420695no NOthis is exactly what gee needs
>>102420307lmao no way you could afford that much mercury, and unless you live in a shithole you won't be able to afford to dispose of it either.
After you are done the mercury you can use alchemy to convert it into gold, instantly pay off your debt from buying the mercury. Also you get immortality thrown in for free, if you don't die from mercury poisoning.
>>102420710>disposehahahahahahahaha
>>102420748>unless you live in a shithole
>>102420814it doesn't matter. put it in a gallon jug. drive to a supermarket. toss it in the bushes in the parking lot. repeat.
>>102420549>Born: February 259 BCThis post is evidence the immortality elixir actually worked and OP is likely him.
visit your local Hg mine, they should have a few tonnes left over desu
>>102420307>Synthesize mercuryYea hold on, lemme just go spool up my fusion reactor right quick.
>>102421200my niece works in an Hg mine, I asked her about it and she said you can just do hg clone to get as much mercurial as you need for basically free
hg clone
>>102420307unironically, bust into Qin Shi Huang's tomb to find that much mercury
This >>102421218 and this >>102421272but anironically
Cody's lab on youtube has worked with incredible volumes of mercury. But in terms of immersing yourself in it, the buoyancy forces would be incredible - so you would have high pressure differentials across your body if you were immersed in it. I also don't think you would be able to swim down into it - the upward force would be too much.
>>102421323just drink some beforehand to balance it out. ez.
>>102420407The biggest ecological catastrophe in the near future
