Based. Fuck securitycucks.

too busy having sex to care

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>ceo puts smartphone down and chats shit about people she just talked to
>didn't end the phone call first

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>>102425195
> CISO keeps passwords in Notes section of contacts
> AirDrops a contact to me
> it has a password in it
> company-owned asset
> it's a fucking legacy username/password protected account
> this fucker just enforced 2-factor auth on everybody . . . but apparently carved an exception for himself

>>102425484
What you gonna do with it?

>>102425242
i'll also be having lots of sex with the lifestyle i can afford with the money i'll steal from you, faggot

>>102425576
> What you gonna do with it?
Sit smugly next time that fucker preaches the need for multi-factor.
Also, just checked, my account on another multi-factor enabled platform lets me create other accounts. So I've got two accounts now
> sign in with company SSO
> a "testing" account that's just user/pass

>>102425195
If it works... but what if he forgets password to his desktop? Check his wallet

>>102425205
fpbp
>your password must contain at least 16 characters including upper and lower case, numbers and special characters
>means you must reset it every fucking time because you never remember it
they went too far and now they're paying the price

>>102426565
worse is
>need code from email
>need to log into email
>need code from sms for email
i fucking hate the niggers who force this on me
>we logged you out because you were inactive too long
not everything is a fucking bank account just let me use your shit service insecurely if i want to
for any service that lets me get away without 2nd factor i leave it out
there is no method of 2fa that won't bite me in the ass when really need to log in
>phone stolen
>can't login to email because no sms
>can't login to anything else without email