YOU WILL CONNECT YOUR CAR TO THE INTERNET
>rear camera
>>102436572
>>102436553for this I am grateful for my 2016 Renault Piece of Shit
>>102436553I can only connect my phone to my car via an fm transmitter. I love this old fucker so much.
>>102436572inb4 it's not the reverse assist cam but a camera with audio pointed at the back of your head hiding in a discrete hole on the trunk door.
Is that piece of shit just updating in the middle of driving?
>>102436858>co-worker tried to make fun of me for buying only old cars and shit not always online>week later their shit stops working and then need a rideremember, co workers are not your friend and new shit is built to break fast and often
>>102436553>paying $ for a BMWshiggy diggybmw has been a dead brand for almost a decade
2010 and 2012 falcon master race mine has a dumb touchscreen but still has buttons older one only has buttons and it's grayscale lol
>>102436553>you have to manually drive to your dealership to update your car
>>102436960If your car is 10 minutes older it's not betterOld cars in the 70s and before are good
>>102436553Tho this is getting free update vs cashing $150 at stealership for it.
>>102436553So I drive an old piece of shit, what do these computers do? Can any tech literate /g/ user just make his own with shit he got from radioshack or Amazon and install it on his piece of shit car and do the same?Get a tablet running Linux and some cameras, how hard can it be?
>>102436754Thanks for explaining the joke you mong
>>102437985You basically said nothinghere is your gold star champ
>>102438167The piss at you for dogshit subscriptions nonstop and malfunction by constantly scanning for useless trash nonstop.Literally 0 use otherwise. Even the most basic dash huds are worthless gimmicks
>>102436553What if I simply disable its internet connection?
>>102436553Literally every car is connected to the internet. Most luxury cars for over 15 years, and every single new car since 2017 (when ecall got mandatory in EU). It feeds every bit of data your car generates to the manufacturers, your car is also location tracked all the time.
>>102438674Why? Don't you guys have phones?
All cars with obd ports are zogged
>>102436960Co-workers are only your friend if once you stop going to tbe same job you continue to communicate and in general you communicate outside of work and do stuff together outside of work. If your whole communication or 99% of it happen in the office or on luncb brakes, it will only take a week or a montb of not working together for your communication to go to a "once per month" basis and then to a " once per year" and then never until you meet.
>>102438660Big Car will run over you while you are sleeping
>>102436553>CAR"car", you mean.>tfw it's called a CAR because it houses a CARburetor>tfw fuel injection engines don't have a carburetor>tfw modern "cars" aren't technically even cars
>>102436553motorcycles and older cars don't have this problem
>>102438674You have to remember that the average age of /g/ is roughly 17. These kids aren't taught this stuff in school anymore and most are fatherless.
>>102439554imagine your average zoomer building a bird house in shop class.blood everywhere.
>>102436572Perverts!
>>102438674Good, luxuryniggers need to get scammed even more
>>102436754It's a camera that slides into your asshole while driving
>>102436553Can't relate. Also getting 50mpg with no hybrid tech slop. Take the mirage pill.
>>102436553its been long joever
