>get AppleCare>smash your device every two years and get a new one for free. Where's the flaw in this plan?
>>102440453>Where's the flaw in this plan?You're stuck with an Apple device
>>102440453>Didn't read the license agreement or terms of service>we reserve the right to refuse service at any time for any reason, you agree to binding arbitration by an arbiter of our chocieSorry goy, no new phone after the first one.
>>102440497but what if you are not a retard and can make the destruction look like accidents?
>>102440453we can't have nice things
>>102440534>but what if you are not a retard and can make the destruction look like accidents?Unless you cause the accidents you can't
>>102440453The flaw is your illusion that you can outsmart fruit jews.
>>102440453The major issue with low-IQs' plans is that they forget people with undamaged brains have functioning long-term memories.
>>102440453su humn the White c0ckr0ach's all g0 t0 hell diekill elon musk
>>102440453why do you need a new phone every two years
>>102441241>implying the same person will handle the case every time.retard. people change jobs every 6 months
>>102441893>retard. people change jobs every 6 monthsNo, they don't. And if they do, it's a giant red flag on the resume> prior gig: 10+ years, lots of stock, billion dollar exit, walked away with "don't have to work" money> current gig: 2+ yearsAnybody I interview that job hops every 6 months better have a damn good reason for bouncing from job to job to job.
>>102442007even if that person stays in that job, the most likely scenario is you'll get a different agent next time around. Or, OP could just visit a different support center stupid retard.
I was elligible for the iPhone 5 battery-gate battery swap program. And they denied to do it, because the screw was dirty and they claimed I did open the iPhone.So long story short: Even when pressured by law, Apple will not comply with you, Apple care is a scam. Apple makes computers, it's not an insurance company.
>>102441241This. The "Chase Bank Glitch" proved it.
>>102442644Can you elaborate on that incident? Sounds interesting
>>102440453>get home insurance>burn house down and collect free moneyWhere's the flaw in this plan?
>>102442761The neighbours and other surveillance
>>102442717From what I understand, some low-IQ, brown (but I repeat myself) criminals (again I repeat myself) would deposit bad checks, then immediately withdraw the funds. When the check bounced, the low IQ brown criminals were all confused when the bank called them up wanting their money back, not knowing how they looked up the names, addresses, phone numbers and ethnicities OF THE BANK ACCOUNT HOLDERS.
>>102440534They just refuse even when it's a real accident.
>>102442761takes more effort to move into another house, along with buying new stuff
>>102442780So the bank hacked them? Why do you need a name in order to hold a dollar note!?I thought you whites were free?
>>102441893Holy fucking shit are you incels stuck in the wild west of the 1800s or something? They have an extensive database of everything you have ever done with your devices.
>>102442888and it’s not a wild thing to break your shit twice in 4 years
>>102442970>break device>have to pay $150 for a substitute>it's the same exact phoneyou must be dense to think this is convenient
>>102443045>paying 150 for a new battery and refreshed performance of a $1000 device isn't a good dealstupid retard
>>102442834>they didn't just look up the name on the account>that's way too complicated for me to understand>they just hacked them, like that guy who "hacked" my facebook password after i visited that website where it said "type your fb password for free bobs and vagene" I give you exhibit A.
>>102443138>new battery$90>refreshed performanceoh, you're one of those tech illiterate people who think electronic components are voodoo magic, I get it nowOk well, have fun paying $1000 for an iPhone, $500 for 4 years of AppleCare and an additional $300 to substitute it 2 times in that period instead of changing the battery at a chinese shop lmao
>>102443178:^)It was all a ruse. Feel free to post your social security number ITT. We're all non-terrorists here :-)
>>102443269>>new battery>$90at a chinese shop after a few months: Oi, mate, I swapped out the battery just 6 months back, why’s me phone heatin' up like this?also,>trust me bro, internal components totally do not degrade with time and stay pristine throughout an entire lifetime!absolute stupid retard
>>102442007>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST GO TO A COMPANY THAT WILL PAY YOU MORE>YOU HAVE TO WAGESLAVE AT THE SAME PLACE FOR 10 YEARSLmao, no
>>102442007>Anybody I interview that job hops every 6 months better have a damn good reason for bouncing from job to job to job.It's everyone else's fault I'm telling you.I got kicked out of 109 jobs for no reason at all.
>>102440453the fact you don't have KneeCapCare for when they realize what you're pulling
>>102443384>at a chinese shop after a few monthsit's $90 at the apple store lmao> internal components totally do not degrade with time and stay pristine throughout an entire lifetime!do you have benchmarks that prove that RAM, CPU, and flash memory degrade after less than 4 years? lmao what a fucking loser, you are the tech equivalent of those people who think you can put two magnets in front of eachother and have infinite energy
>>102440534>did he already replace this phone once before?>yeah I think so>tell him to fuck off then
>>102442775>Invite neighbours for a party.>one gets too drunk and tips candle
>>102446672Having Apple do the swap is $100. https://support.apple.com/iphone/repair/battery-replacement
>>102448408Meant for>>102443384
>>102440534why don't you go abuse the system and fucking find out what happens, normie
>>102440453better get a phone by some service provider and destroy it after 2 years. Old phone not aviable anymore -> You get the new one and can sell it. Many people do this here.
>>102440453>buy season pass to the shit buffet>get to eat shit as much as I want!!!
>>102443287I don't have a soicial security number. While my country has a local analogue, you only get one if you're a worthless welfare parasite.
>>102449941I'm pretty sure you have one when you surf american websites. It's your tracking code for them internally, even if you didn't move there yet. If you have data with them, IIRC, you get assigned such an ID.
