I'm actually afraid of my phone now. Just a moment ago I heard a rumbling sound and I didn't know what it was at first. I even considered that it might be my tummy rumbling but it kept going and was too consistent. Then I realized it was coming from my chink phone so I freaked out and threw it to the floor. Then I heard the notification sound with a glitchiness to it and realized it was just the speaker bugging out. I don't think I'm ever gonna feel safe around wireless devices with batteries anymore.
>chink phone Then you're fine, it's not a Jews phone.When chink phone acting weird, that's a bug; when Jews phone acting weird, it explodes. Know the different.
Based Jews scaring away schizos
whisper GLORY TO ISRAEL in there, ive heard it removes the watchdog trigger, nobody would know anyway, its automated system
