LOOOOOOOOOLthis made me fall from my chair due to laughing
>>102459164I think this deserves being spammed in /g/ humor threads for the next 20 years
>>102459205>implying that 4tran will be alive by then
>>102459252it will doe>>102459164is this the designated shitposting thread?
>>102459275We already got 60 year oldfags browsing this site. Not to mention the court cases that have been going on
>>102459164I hope the floor didn’t break
>>102459303>60 year oldfagsright
>>102459308dont worry your mom will be fine
>>102459164
>>102459363kek
>>102459363>DANYUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKnow this is Soul
>>102459398>17th century
>>102459498If that was a feature when I was young I would've probably wasted thousands on stupid shit online
>>102459486SOVL
>>102459498we need this with credit cards NOW>>102459541bigot
>>102459656ohnononononononono
>>102459664>32-bit signed integerSOVL
>>102459656>go onto that fuckers profile>it's a tranny with a large Xitter followingWwyd?
>>102459701HE HAS A PROFILE PIC NOW???
>>102459692ARGHHH why can't they just limit it
>>102459764what the fuck
>>102459378jej
>>102459991
>>102459764neat trick, I wonder what edits he used
>>102460063This is fascinating.
>>102460088>penetration tester>cybersecurity analystlmao, that dude's fucked
>>102460124I HATE ITI HATE ITI HATE IT
>>102459378Can GPT4o explain why this is funny I wonder?
>>102460245Wtf his their problem? They did as was asked.
>>102460072i wish this was the casesome things like compilation are faster but most things are less snappywe didn't know how good we had it
>>102460780>They did as was askedBut he should've known that he wasn't supposed to do a simple equation.
>>102461508The teacher shouldn't have wrote "you can make the equation as simple or as complex as you want" then
>>102461528>The teacher shouldn't have wrotethey didn't, it was already printed on the worksheet
>>102460161some of the 4chan archives do this
>>102462078>spelling mistakedenied
>>102459164I'm so far gone I thought the robot had learned to masturbate and was hiding
>>102459398>>102459496Well duh, the Marie Curie from the 19/20th century was not Black!
>>102462131Marie Curie was black. Died OD'ing on chemicals? Sounds black to me
>>102462125I dont get it. She's comparing guys ages heights and jobs?
>>102459275ive seen this picture so many times it's activated my "i am familiar with this face in my community" brain
>>102460161>>102461844My bank did this and I solved it by zooming out back to 100% on firefox
>>102459205/humo/i;op:only;
>>102459498Fucking macs
>>102460226This is just a bad cable, don't buy cheap dolar crap
>>102459252And (you) will still be here.
>>102461308we do have better machine learning now
>>102459729You can't just ASSUME that I don't need 350MB type names. Just because you don't get it doesn't mean other people don't need them.
>>102460063Is this BS or real? how do they go about interpreting the language? just by asking the AI?
>>102460088>I will do no more then 1 interview per company>I will not take bs testsIts sad to think that these are outrageous demands. No other field has a more pointless and retarded hiring process than tech and even if said poster is a dumbass even dumbasses need to eat.
>>102459252If I buy 10 3-year 4chan passes then it'll have to be
>>102463273It's sadly real. It's the first stages of "model collapse" where the LLM is incorporating its own output in the training data - something they really want to avoid. What's happening is it was given shitloads of data about "vegetables", images, paragraphs, subtitles, sounds, you name it and it created a model. This model was then tasked with generating "vegetables" and like all LLMs sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't but the "didn't" wasn't correctly discarded so all the "voorticeses" and such got reintroduced. Now the LLM "learned" voorticeses "means" vegetables and will start to generate content based around this pile of nonsense syllables.This is why companies are paying places like reddit a small fortune to have "human" content, because if they don't then the LLM will continue to degenerate until the damaged content outweighs the good and all it can generate is nonsense.
>>102459764This is old as fuck. Win98 could do that.
>>102460161I think both firefox and chrome have a "freeze the page" function somewhere
>>102460161dumb question but couldnt you just open up dev tools and just select that dropdown then check the checkbox for the hover action (:hov)?
>>102459738fucking BASED
>>102463192Im not familiar with rust, why the fuck would a type name be this long?
>>102460237Fat "people" are fucking disgusting
>>102459363BASED DAN
>>102459747Beautiful. I want those fans for my case.
>>102460168>Typing in bank pin>this song playshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjjkHg5FOhk
>>102462078>purdue autism study above itkek
>>102463951Zero cost abstractions. Probably a result of composing some complex iterators, generics and traits, all expanded to fully qualified syntax. Rust iterators are lazy, so whenever you call map or chain, they do not actually computer anything, but just compose functions and effectively encode all these operations in the type system. And then when you expand all these types and trait objects and namespaces you can very quickly end up with types that are longer to write out than the code that generated them. This can be avoided simply by using some dynamic dispatch in strategic plaves, but that comes with some minor performance penalty.
>>102460190KEK
>>102462461It's a trophy wall.
>>102462894What's a debt contract?
>>102459701LOCK IT. LOCK IT NOW.
>>102459764this shit used to freak me the fuck out as a teen trying to make anime gifs. I had the shittiest laptop ever that would lag and overheat at 480p if I didn't use the renderer that did this shit. To make the gifs I'd pause/play the video really fast and save each frame and piece them together in GIMP. That was like 15 years ago and I still don't know if there was a better way at the time.
>>102462894these men disgust me. i wonder if they regret it one day?
>>102460185ackshually. it does and sometimes it can't roll shit back so your pc gets borked and cannot boot untill you delete files by other means. bravo.
>>102462078>femboy>uses rust>goes to $20k per year uni
>>102459672whats the usecase for this?no verification required
>>102468355
>>102460161[laughs in internal scream]Toshiba my beloved.
>>102459717
>>102460088Divide by zero.
>>102462078>I shower*>Doesn't elaborate on the asterisk
>>102459724both wrong
>>102464311it was a taiwanese gpu and aome autist calculated the fans were spinning at around 1450-1455 rpm for the effect to be seen.the engineeres knew what they were doing
>>102459807It just occured to me that dock users are millenials. Zoomers used USB cables, and eventually just wireless. People stopped making docks around the time Apple switched over to Lightnning.
>>102459717it's arkose labs funcaptcha. Really """fun""". I tried to login in battle.net to check my old account and after wasting 5 minutes on this shit I just rage quit. This is torture.
>>102460063this is so fucking cool I have many shady images gen'd and had these stuff quotations and now I have use for them!
>>102459717Humiliation ritual
>>102459764I remember back in windblows xp days I wasn't able to screencap any movie and paste it in paint because it would just keep playing in paint. can't remember if you could draw on top of it. if you saved it as an image it would then continue to play in windblows photo viewer. no idea how any of that worked
>The reason this works is that most media players use hardware acceleration. When you press Print Screen, Windows can not save the current video frame into a static bitmap picture because WMP, not Windows, is accessing a section of video memory directly. Instead, when you take a screenshot, Windows returns a handle to the original video memory in your media player. When you paste the screenshot into Paint or any other picture editting program, the program accesses the handle to draw whatever is there. This means that no matter what you draw over the "video" area in Paint, it will still show the video. If the video changes, Paint will update the picture. If the media player is closed or if you save and re-open the file, you will see a black rectangle in the place where the video should be.
>>102459252let's not get our hopes up
>>102459404I'd hire this person to write code for me but I'd actually just fuck his bussy for 5 hours a day
>>102459405kek
>>102459363chad
>>102468355you can drive it off a cliff and end your life
>>102459840it's called an overlay, the graphics card is replacing a specific color with the video image. if you close the video application, you will only see a blue-green solid color rectangle. it was used in the past to avoid expensive copies when playing video, and deal with things such as UI elements and other windows on top of the video image.
>>102463790fake and gayuse your brain
>>1024600724channers are fucking idiots huh
>>102462131>>102462184That's because her name was Skłodowska-Curie, duh. Dumb knee grows!
>>102460072>technology in 2022 vs 2012 will be like 2012 vs 2002this was wrong but just barely, LLMs are the first generational leap we've had since pervasive smartphones with internet access.
>>102460088>>102460120>>102463324I think the joke here is that he pretends to know his stuff but yet>0 + 0 * 0 / 0 = 0Division by zero is undefined and you learn that in 5th grade.
>>102459656>no "we stand with ukraine" revisionxhe needs to get with the program
>>102462078>Purdue UniversityPerdue University.
>>102466486voluntary debt. you get nothing in return.I'm only guessing, I don't touch that side of the net if I can help it.
>>102459252You really think glowies are gonna give this place up?
>>102470324>you get nothing in returnYou get her service of humiliating you lol
>>102469092buttstuff
>>102470105>just barelylmao nomoore's law had already ended by thenand LLMs are just a gimmick
>>102470508I don't get it
>>102471421shower* means he showers the shit in his rectum with the semen of another man
>>102471533gay "people" were a mistake
>>102459486>DVD going into the VHS slothol up...
>>102469756Don't care, trained my body.
>>102459692>zdimensiondamn, that's deep
>>102459701best looks :thumbs:
>>102459701This dude actually ended one of the most profitable green card methods of his decade (pushing hundreds of garbage patches and bug fixes for small projects to inflate your github and CV so you get hired by a bay area startup).He's responsible for preventing billions of lines of shitty unworkable code from reaching prod, likely preventing trillions in damage at this point.Thank you saar Sneedharan much appreciated thank you saar.
>>102459404i got boner reading this
>>102459724It's Eleven Ten One logically
>>102459672neobuhanka just dropped
>>102463324To be fair tech is the only field where you can get 100k+ salaries with no degree or real industry experience, only by roting leetcode and doing guided resume projects.There's no trial lawyer bootcamps or people doing surgery for fun as a hobby so no other industry has this problem.
>>102460161If you press the dropdown menu on your kb it freezes the screen. Right click may or may not work depending on the page.
>>1024592524brainwhash will die, when the masons decide it's not useful anymore
>>102473738>To be fair tech is the only field where you can get 100k+ salaries with no degree or real industry experienceThat hasnt been the case in decades. Yes in the 2000's era you could get away with that because it was an emerging industry and there was no one available to do that but by the 2010's you had tons of people available.>There's no trial lawyer bootcamps or people doing surgery for fun as a hobby so no other industry has this problem.This isnt really fair either. I get where you are coming from but bootcamps and hobbyists are only seen as entry level regardless what their skill level is and every job posting out there is for senior devs with 10+ years experience. Lawyers and Surgeons arent required to display there skill by doing work for free every time they interview they are taken solely based off of experience and degrees. You can be a senior dev with a degree in CS but you still have to go through a bunch of hurdles like leetcode tests.
>>102459724eleven eleven
>>102475561GPT4 seems to agree with you
>>102475830who gives a fuck, fuck off already bootlicker
>>102474916> by the 2010's you had tons of people availableBack in the 2018s bubble you could get jobs paying 80k that only asked for 2 years of experience with Flask.If you had advanced looking projects on your github they'd just count that as experience.I got more than $200k almost exclusively because of a really good tiktok clone I stole off someone.I dont know the 2000s market but as far as I can tell you actually needed to know what you were doing. For 18 or so months a couple of years ago anything that asked you for "React experience" was free money.>Lawyers and Surgeons arent required to display there skill by doing work for free every time they interviewLawyers are expected to be lower than secretaries and take up slop jobs for more than a decade before they're partnered, if ever. Some lawyers spend their whole life doing actual garbage jobs.For MDs you have internships and residencies which are somewhat similar in that you're piling 4-5+ years post-grad of doing the shittiest jobs your boss can find for you before you can work on whatever you wanted to work for.Leetcode and modern interview culture blows but if I was an employer now I'd also do 60 interview phases. How else would I know?
>>102476387>Back in the 2018s bubble you could get jobs paying 80k that only asked for 2 years of experience with Flask.>If you had advanced looking projects on your github they'd just count that as experience.I can believe that to an extent. I could be wrong but from what I have seen when it comes to jobs with a similar background to that they typically are tied to something more sophisticated than your average programming job and require a certain stem degree related to that industry. For instance a bio tech company needs someone with that degree who can also write python scripts related to what they are testing and developing. In cases like that its less about the programming or tech background and more about the industry related requirements.>Leetcode and modern interview culture blows but if I was an employer now I'd also do 60 interview phases. How else would I know?The problem is that is extremely time consuming not just for the candidate but for the employer too. everyday you havent hired someone is a day that project is not being done. Also being able to pass a leetcode interview does not guarantee said candidate will be able to do the actual job. It would be better to get them in ASAP and see if they sink or swim.
>>102460237fukken saved
>>102460124kek'd and cry'd
>>102470492but why would you feel the need to pay for thatwomen humiliate me all the time for free
>>102460118>hire an attractive woman for an ad because she's attractive>comments point out how hot she is>wtf, we can't allow you do thatWhat the FUCK did they mean by this?
>>102469201With good reason - Apple changed the port yet again already. From lightning to USB - C.Tim Cook only cares about the benchmark "race to the landfill", it seems.
This is a russian imageboard now
>>102460120What's wrong with pentesting?
>>102460063This is unbelievably cool
>>102480461useless in the real world and honestly there shouldn't be any non-working ones coming out of the penfactory to begin with
>>102480573Can't argue with that I guess
>>102480541"they" call that "prompt engineering". should be prompt reverse engineering, right?alright
>>102480652>>102480573>>102480461Glued together a pen lately. The batteries in my phones are hot-swappable, ain't that funny? Everythings upside down, lole
>>102478590> a bio tech company needs someone with that degree who can also write python scriptsWell I think this is more or less the issue. Most universities dont actually teach you how to write code at all. CS is a computer science degree, not a programming degree, and you're expected to learn how to program in your free time.Most other industries dont have any equivalen to this. An accountant fresh out of college knows more or less everything they need to know to get a junior accounting job, they just lack real world experience.If you had to blindly hire CS grads theres a 70% probability your guy doesnt know code beyond hello world. Fizzbuzz became a meme because, before leetcode grinding was a thing CS grads literally couldnt do it. No one knew how to program anything.>being able to pass a leetcode interview does not guarantee said candidate will be able to do the actual job.Nothing guarantees you're not bullshitting but your ability to bullshit directly to my face diminishes with each stage of codesession.I know this because I've been the one bullshitting and there's a point where they start asking you questions you have no way in hell of knowing unless you're actually qualified for the job.>It would be better to get them in ASAP and see if they sink or swim.Back when overemployment was a thing I worked for 6+ months at companies where I didnt know literally anything about the job.I literally (actually literally) learned what Terraform was after being hired to do terraform scripts.
>>102459773thank you geeking chief
>>102459467Whenever goolad advertises their new phone with gemini I think of this
>>102459656It's over for niggers...
>>102468369focusing makes blur a metric
>>102459252Could have said the same 20 years ago.And here we are.
>>102480296probably a flatty managing the account
>>102460174>twitter screencap
