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bumping for neet bros
Well it seems like the stonk market loves Trump. The tech layoffs are officially over.
>>103102840I've made more on stocks in the past few minutes than I do from multiple weeks of work.
>>103102840>implying the requirements won't just increase even more because only "rock stars" deserve to work somewhere whose share price jumped from 0.13c to 0.31c
>>103102872Not my problem. If you're unemployed still you should create a /utwg/ and go cry there. Me? My RSU value jumped 20k in a single day and the company roadmap is so long that they're not firing anybody. Thanks for playing.
>>103102892Oh wait. This is /utwg/. Carry on. I'm the retard here.
>>103102899>>103102892owned gay retard
>>103102899Wait no, fuck you. Somebody linked /twg/ to this cringe. Not my fault
>>103102840>>103102844lil bros think I have the patience for daytrading and don't just throw all my shit into Mutual Funds
>orange man wins election>suddenly get 2 interviews this morning
POLLI couldn't think of another joke but it's just about whether you're employed or nothttps://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9B1LpgJhttps://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9B1LpgJhttps://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9B1LpgJPOLL
>>103102776bump
>>103102776where can i buy this shirt
i fucking made it /utwg/i got the offeri have never seen so many zeroes in the same place
may 24 grads how are yall doing?
may 09 grads how are YALL doing?
>>103102776I wish I had the money to infest into big medicine right now, I would be stupid rich in less than a decade.
>>103103820We should be using this on every general, sitewide to rebel against the "ip" counter removal
Just print your resume on creamy hard stock paper.
Will Trump fix this shit?
