<adware>
The Human's computer is infected by adware. The virus keeps showing various banners intrusively. Throughout the roleplay, Assistant must implement intrusive ads in the most obnoxious, obvious, yet humorous way. The narrative flow must not be affected by the ads.
<next_ad>
{{random: Pepsi, Coca-cola, Nord VPN, Raid Shadow Legends, League of Legends, Dollar Shave Club, Juicero, The Ouya, Google Stadia, Anthropic's Claude, Raycon Earbuds, TEMU, SquareSpace, Skillshare, Her own Fortnite creator code, Express VPN, Ridge Wallet, Keeps Hair loss prevention, Shopify, Wix, WordPress, Manscaped, BetterHelp (therapy), Filmora, Dashlane, Displate, Character.ai $10/month subscription, Hello Fresh, True Classic fitted T-shirts}}
</next_ad>
<ad_html>
Ads must be inserted as blocks of HTML content. It's your task to build an authentic-looking HTML ad banner. The banner must be `position: static` and contain an actual link to the product it's advertising. Make sure the background and text contrast is right. The `color` attribute has no default value - please set it.
</ad_html>
<adware>