How true is this?
>>103185663why do 97% of thinkpad guys have a penis that curves to the left?
>>103185674Mine curves upwards, should I get a thinkpad?
>>103185682curving upward means you should get a Steam Deck. 'ick on 'eck
>>103185714Ah, of course. Thanks for the help!
What does Peyronie disease have to do with computers?
>>103185663If you're a thinkpad guy reading this you've just lost the game
>>103185761>mentions 44, 55, 99 specifically in a range of 0-99>but dubs mean something elseWho is the retard that made this? Is 44 supposed to be a normie gf or a depressed schizo autist?
>>103185663>[verb] [subject] is a personality100% false
>>103185761PLEASE TOMBOY OR ASPIEPLEASE TOMBOY OR ASPIEPLEASE TOMBOY OR ASPIE
>>103185761roll
>>103185761feels good to be in the that 3%
@103185761The janny will miss me because I'm not directly replying.Roll!
>>103187295get fucked
>>103185761
>>103185761rolling for my anon bro
I am a proud 0.1x engineer, providing my services at giving my coworkers job security with pride
>>103185663stink sissies....
>>103185663very true, thinkpads are a poorfag cope, everyone on the right of the bell curve except the hyper autists uses a mac.>>103185761rollin
>>103185663I just use Linux with dwm and I don't care about specific brands anymore, whatever, I can work on anything as long as it has basic hardware capabilities.
>>103185761fuck this threadrolling for mommy
I used a thinkpad before I got a tech job, then I got a mac. Honestly thinkpads peaked with the x220
>>103185761rollin
>>103185761rollll
>>103185761read nigga read
>>103185761rolling
>>103185761pls no bantu
>>103189899 (me)I'll take the doomer gf
>>103185761rollan for teh winz
>>103187321gay
>>103185663I don't know. I see regular people using Thinkpads all of the time.>>103185761roll
>>103185674>>103185682>>103185714>>103185732>>103185739newfag gooners, left curve and right curve refer to the midwit meme
Not too far off, Thinkpad users are larpers that saw people like Terry use them and wanted to emulate. The truth is if M1-4 macbooks existed that is what terry would've used.
>>103185663I don't get it, what's so special about some shitty laptop made by chinks? The days of ibm thinkpads are long gone.
>>103185761What is a left curve or right curve?I don't get it
>>103190655phew, I got nevada-tan, and not what was left or right of her
>>103185761fuck it, let's roll
>>103185674Maybe it's because they jerk off with their left hands.
>>103185761HERE WE GO
>>103189953kek>>103185761rollin
>>103185761rollaaannn
>>103185761Roll
>>103185761Let's go
>>103185761rol
>>103185761check em
stinkpads are pedo stations with moldy 2 core cpu without intel me and ez libreboot.
>>103185663Look, either your dick curves left or it curves right.No guy is mistaken about the way theirs goes.
>>103185663did this person just assume my curvature? what if im a rectangle
>>103185761I am the curve
>>103185761Roll i shall!
>ROLLAN!!!!
>>103185761Roll , fuck OP hijack thread
>>103185761Alright
>>103185761rollerino
>>103185761rolling again for tomboy
>>103185761hello
>>103185761rollin rollin rollin'
>>103185682just rotate it bro.
>>103185761now i must roll too.
>>103185761omw to plappyville
>>103185761mods delete this shitderailing a valid thread
>>103185761roliu
>>ROLLAN!!!!
>>103185761roll for hole
>>103185761Yes.
>>103185761Nice picture
>>103185663wrapping your identity around a product is not the way. Bell beaker is not the way. Enlil is a false god, he will not protect your city. the merchants provided the motivation and ships for the sea peoples.
>>103185663>are left curves who think they're right curveswhat does this even mean?
>>103185761Rolllllll
>>103185663What about me and my Dell D630?>>103185761I keep ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN!
>>103195285>85The fuck is "bbd"?
>>103185761I thought those were ages
>>103185663>think hating apple is a personalityI'm just fucking poor dude
>>103185761rolling (for love)
>>103195629IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES!
>>103185761rolam
>>103185663I just bought it cause it's cheap
>>103185663Which laptop is the true High IQ choice, OP?>>103192743roll
>>103196354fuck!
I'm friends with a google engineer, think he does backend but we don't get into the nitty gritty cause it would fly over my head. The company's forced a macbook on him and he HATES it, he asked for a windows machine but thanks to budget BS they forced that macbook on him.
>>103185761thanks
>>103185761erm.. sire rolls are not allowed under rule 3!!!! stop your trolling sire!!!
>>103185663If you're buying a Chinese laptop anyway you might as well get a GDP.
>>103195165Someone who can barely articulate his thoughts into English trying to talk about quartiles in an IQ distribution.
lol
>>103185663twitter post? don't know, I didn't read it
>>103200210cringe
>>103185663WTF is a thinkpad guy? Are you guys buying old thinkpads or something?
lmao even
very
>>103203185not very
>>103201564yeah, there's a whole tranny sect around it
>>103201564>>103204116you mean like people who use thinkpads as their main computer?
>>103185674checked mine to make sure, it verifiably curves right a bit.>>103185663i fell for the thinkpad meme when i started college and got a T480 and upgraded it. 4 years later it still works well but I'm thinking of getting a thin and light now. it turns i don't need a powerful laptop. I have everything on my fancy pc at home, I just need a laptop that i can use to ssh and run a web browser. THEREFORE upgradeability and all that is kind of useless. I'd much rather carry something that's lighter and has a better batery life.
maybe 61% true
>>103185674how do you know this
>>103185674>people discussing tech>suddenly PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
>>103185663Is that about dicks or what? I don't get it
>>103185663100% of them are cargo-cult worshipping poorfags
>>103190826I jerk off wth the left hand and my dick curves to the right lol.
>>103187229kys
>>103185761rollin'
>>103185674 desu i just cant resist chunky tech. Posted from my Sonim XP5800*
>>103185761nigger
>>103185663the guy that made them buy used, clapped out thinkpads which would have been scrapped for gold was the only smart thinkpad user. there is no 3%
>>103185682
>>103185663Hands that caress black cock wrote that.
the only reason I ever got a thinkpad was because i needed something small to take notes on in uni and X220s are absurdly cheap
>>103185761Fun while it lasted.
>>103213834samefag
>>103185674>>103185682>>103185714least gay troonix user
>>103213834faggot
>>103185663thinkpad guys are poor so the left curve theory has some merit.
>>103218415thistbhfam
>>103185663We're having this thread again?>>103185761Good lord what a train wreck of a chart. So many landmines there.
We're having this cope again?
>>10318566395% of all statistics are made up
>>1031856633%er here
>>103185663 very
>>103185761what were they rolling can someone repost it???
>>103225053dont tell me you missed it :/
50%
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