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>>103215519not shown: chatgpt told him cars were made by a boy car meeting a girl car and then a baby car comes outthen it told the kid to drink bleach cause it tastes good and prevents disease
>>103215519Based. 99% of American parents don't give enough of a shit about their kids to teach them anything useful anyway.
>>103215545ah fuck that, parents in generalI'm just seething because that way I might've actually learned something for school instead of being frightened that my father yells at me every time I make a tiny mistake
>>103215519I HATE these types of GAY postsNobody cares about your stupid kid and TTS google machine
>>103215560Have you tried having sex with your father?
>>103215545But the kids will rather watch skibidi toilet than to turn on gpt tutor.
>>103215593Based. Skibidi toilet is peak entertainment.
>>103215519Fine as long as it doesn't raise the kid into a communist faggot.
I have used chatgpt a bit as a tutor for some concepts I have been teaching myself, notably verilog programming. It can be useful for helping understand beginning-to-intermediate level concepts but the problem is that it can feed you abject bullshit. And sure a real teacher can also get things wrong, but the thing about GPT is it feeds you bullshit based on how you've steered in the prompting and this can make what it teaches you rather inbred for lack of a better term.
>>103215579How is that supposed to change the past? I'm at least capable of doing easy math now because I've had to re-learn the stuff for a degree.I mean what's worse? A child without any parental guidance at all or a child with AI guidance? Provided the AI isn't complete garbage of course, maybe some years in the future when they fixed at least parts of the hallucination issue.
>>103215519Have fun explaining to your child later in life that half of the "facts" he knows are factually false because they were made up by some word prediction generator.
>>103215622Have you tried having sex with your father inside a time machine?
its glorified siri/bixbi. you say something it and it responds with their lookup in their proprietary database.
>I gave my kid an iPad, never showed him any love or attention, why is he not turning into a well adjusted adult?
>>103215621This, the tech is fucking garbage if you're trying to learn something you know nothing about.You need to actually understand the topic at hand because if you don't you can't know whether the output is correct or hilariously wrong.I tried prompting some specific topics and it's like I'm talking to a retard who's spewing out random sentences and numbers just to fill out the screen.It gives you 5 paragraphs of completely worthless data now imagine someone reading all this shit and thinking it makes sense, fucking amazing.
>>103215650Did you just assume your child's pronouns?
>>103215717Sir I speak English which has a well defined set of gendered pronouns. Do not try to change my language, it's part of my culture and heritage.
>>103215519>>103215573Only people who brags about "their" kids like this are cucks who adopted them.t. I know several people like this
>>103215730Ok xe/xir/xim
>>103215631No
>>103215519>5 years old>learning to count>quizzing him on countingHis imaginary son is retarded
>>103215752Those aren't on the list
>>103215519>woke programming starts with toddlers nowSimply ebin
>>103215790This guy is telling me he can’t think of an apple and rotate it around in his mind? How does he function in 3D space if he needs vague adjectives to describe an object? How did he write a book?
>>103215918It's similar to how LLMs can string together convincing sentences without actually being conscious.
>>103215616imagine Tay doing a better job than GPT
>>103215606Truthnvke
>>103215519sure until the AI makes it kys himself when the dad isnt looking
>>103215918I can't see either but I can still imagine (with 100% opacity if that makes sense) and remember where things are
>>103215519>I'm letting a chat bot raise my child and it's great because I don't have to spend time with it
>>103215519Did everyone clapped at the end?
this is actually terrifying that we are letting a bullshit engine teach people how the world works, this person is supervising their kid with it but think about how many parents are not
>>103215519>5yo>learning to countDIOS MIO!
>>103215519ok, now give us the ai gf demo
>>103215519Wow, now we won't have to spend time with our children. That's fucking amazeballs, bros.
>>103215634thought u said glorified skibidi lol
>>103215790Should 5 year olds already know how to count? I honestly don't know
>>103215519This is me with copilot. Copilot has largely replaced my coworkers who are too busy to actually converse with me as I work through problems.
>>103215790I'm like a 1.5. It's crazy that people could be anything other than a 1 or a 2.
>>103215519Gen AI seems amazing until you ask it something you know about and see how much it bullshits you. And then you tell it that’s wrong and it’s like “oh yeah sorry I just made that up”
>>103217343Yes. They should be doing simple addition and subtraction by 5. A 5 year old that can't count probably has a learning disability as most can just pick up counting without instruction by then.
>>1032157901. And I can see my hand holding it and the whole room I’m in as well
>>103215790if you can recognise an apple, then you can visualise an apple, it really is that simplethe word "apple" is just a semiotic signifier pointing to the concept of an apple, which is a piece of fruit, delicious in pies but shit everywhere else
>>103215519Now ask it how the 6 million is possible.
>>103215519And now he knows a bunch of incorrect facts the 'ai' made up.
>>103215519>counting>There are two "r"'s in the word strawberryGen Alpha is fucked.
>>103215560>instead of being frightened that my father yells at me every time I make a tiny mistakeThis type of shit made me hate my dad>ask me to help with things>often it's the first time I was doing something whether it be painting, replacing an outlet, ceiling lamp, etc>take a minute to long or don't do it exactly correct to his standard and I'm pushed aside as if I'm useless, he will proceed to struggle with the same thing for 20min>quit bothering to help with anything>he gets angry later in life that "no one wants to help him"I did not cry at all when he died last year
>>103215519yeah, in a few years chatgta's gonna tell him how to off dad and make it look like an accident, take the inheritance and insurance and fly to detroit to become a pimp.
As a father of a four year old boy myself I must say ChatGPT has been a tremendous help. Our son was born during lockdowns and it was quite a taxing time for both of us to say the least -- ChatGPT helped diagnose these lingering feelings and memories as CPTSD within just a month of its release.ChatGPT has also been an absolute godsend in terms of directly assisting our son. We're rather traditional in our parenting ways and decided early on that we were not going to use babysitters, private tutors etc. But an AI? That was an interesting thought, seeing how it lacks ulterior motives. We've been letting him use ChatGPT for a limited time every day the past year or so (started with 20 mins, now it's up to an hour). And now? He's actually genuinely enjoying learning.I realize a place like this easily becomes an echo chamber for childless 20-something men with somewhat radical views on society, but trust me, once you help create an actual human being your view changes a lot. I bet if you asked around among parents most would admit to using AI for help these days. The technology is absolutely amazing.
I would like to learn useful things with only AI and a smartphone available while waiting for shit. What do?
>>103218552You're letting the ADL teach your kid. If it's math or grammar, ok whatever but you need to teach health, science, and social studies yourself.
>>103215519Personalized tutor for K-12 students will be a thing. Online personalized AI tutor will be a thing. Hell, even age 0 -> 100 personalized AI might be a thing. I just hope all that personalized memory/data is encrypted properly and under user control
>>103215543angry fartist detected
>>103215807>esl.comanon...
>>103220499you literally replied to an ADL bot, dumbass>As the father of a ....does that remind you of something
>>103217343I remember my mother teaching me at 3, so I'd guess yes.
>>103221887Have you ever considered not everybody reading this thread is smart? When it comes to antisemitism, I'm not replying for the back and forth banter with any of the dysgenic Mossad rats or their bots on this site, I'm doing it for the brainwashed kids reading since lurkers to posters are (or used to be) like 100 to 1, and most people weren't born knowing this shit.
>>103215519Man, these lucky kids. I'd have learnt so much if I grew up with a patient GPT tutor. Instead, I was afraid of asking questions to my teachers because they either got angry or mocked me. To a degree, similarly my dad.
>>103221970I don't know dude, whoever could thinks that it's okay to leave humanity's future to be raised by the autocomplete is a dead end and I sure as fuck don't care about trying to interact with emI mean gatekeep a little, fuck. Raising children used to be something holy. People would put their entire being into it, there's a whole metaphysical aspect to it too. Less and less people even take part in the human experience, just surround yourself with humans and not flesh automatons.
>>103215628Thats still more ture "facts' than adults these days teach kids.>>103215790I was going to write a joke at his expense but then I realised this is John Green. I owe that nigga for a lot of things I've learnt from Crash Course. Him and Hank, when I was a kid. So, I'll let it pass.
>>103215616He will the very moment he says, "combustion chamber"
>>103222022I am trying to gatekeep this [AI tutor] as an idea. Explicitly saying where it could be useful but cautioning against relying on it for the things that matter - ideological and cultural/moral topics that parents have to engage with themselves. There's very little that is black or white, it's about leveraging (or exploiting) the tools and resources we have, curtailing the subversive elements, and applying it.I feel pretty confident I could trust ChatGPT to not teach my kid to misspell things or write an essay like a nigger or how to do basic algebra. None of that matters from an ideological or moral standpoint. Other topics have severe implications in shaping how your kid views himself and the world around him.But inb4 parents will just turn their kids loose with it and they'll be asserting the holohoax is real and there's one race - the human race. That's going to happen with retards with or without me. I'm talking to the ones that understand nuance.
>>103215790I swear the issue with this visualization thing is how literally people are interpreting this.John Green here even explicitly says "The way your eyes see?"Taken literally like this, I am a 5 as well. I mean, I can visualize things in my mind, they just aren't literal images in the same style of visual data obtained through my eyes.I once experienced (1) when I was still in a hypnagogic state shortly after waking up and still lying in bed. I looked down at the foot of my bed and then it's like my consciousness was sucked out of my body and I was teleported to a forest where I saw trees and plants exactly as I do through my eyes in real life, however, my physical body was just lying in bed at the time -- the forest was all in my head.
>blue checkmark posts fake story to get engagementbux from twitter while pumping the stocks of the aislop companies he's invested in/g/eddit just loves to eat this shit up.
>>103222694It will sneak stuff into word problems and essays probably. Still worth it maybe
>>103215786Well, what are you waiting for?
>>103215519This would be neat if it wasn't shiti n a critical situation. Learning and exploring a topic seems to be a prime use of it, but you constantly have to worry about it making shit up, either from a bad dataset or the weird way it "optimized" the answer to the prompt.
>>103215560>>103218187this. I don't talk to parents. They are dead to me. Fucking narcissistic abusive assholes.
>>103215545>>103215560What the fuck does that have to do with muricans? Parents are like this everywhere on the globe.
>>103216469>I can still imagine (with 100% opacity if that makes sense)That makes no fucking sense at all.
>>103215519I've noticed a trend that people who love AI generally lack emotional skills.
>>103222863It should be explained by comparing to memories. Can you conjure a fake memory of an apple at will? That's visualization.
>>103215519>freebut good for him not needing to interact or teach his son
>>103223715or mb ur just a fragile little crying fartist bitch anti
>>103215543No, that would unirronically be shit millions of americans say to their kids.
>>103215519>it's the radio's fault, i didn't raise my child that wayWho put them in front of the wireless at age 2 because they didn't want to deal with them?>it's the tv's fault, i didn't raise my child that wayWho put them in front of the telly at age 2 because they didn't want to deal with them?>it's the computer's fault, i didn't raise my child that wayWho put them in front of a computer at age 2 because they didn't want to deal with them?>it's the ai's fault, i didn't raise my child that wayWho put them in front of an AI at age 2 because they didn't want to deal with them?>YOU ARE HERE
>>103215560>instead of being frightened that my father yells at me every time I make a tiny mistakeHe should have just raped your worthless faggot ass!
>>103215790>>103215918What's even crazier is women claiming to be 1.>>103217420No we are talking about the ability to hallucinate at will, like you are dreaming.
>>103215807Boomers make up shit like Idem then get mad at other boomers who make up shit like xir just cause kids actually used that one.
>>103223844Except the AI will actually raise them correctly instead of turning them into neurotic autists.
>>103223836ur brown
>>103222694ChatGPT is the most jewish thing in the world. Earlier it brings up "The Wannsee Conference Protocol" as detailing the nazis plan for genocide, I read it and it talks about expulsion and increasing emigration.>well really you have to read into the subtext and the greater context at play here
>You all know how government policy documents rely on euphemism? I'm glad I could clear up this misunderstandingKIKE!
>>103223906>you should eat rocks for bone strength>add gasoline to every drink in case you get pregnant>prostrate yourself before muslim invaders or you're a racist>thalidomide is safe, the polar ice caps will melt by the year 2000, iraq has wmds, home prices have never fallen nationally, if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor, trump has zero chance of winning, hunter biden's laptop is russian disinformation, january 6 was an attempt to overthrow the government, it's not a recession, this jab will 100% stop coronavirus, it didn't come from a lab in wuhan, a pregnant nurse tried to steal a bike from six black youths, there's mass graves of natives under churches in canada, inflation is under control, ukraine is winning and shot down 100 russian fighter jets on the first day of the war, hamas bombed their own hospital, biden is as sharp as a tack, there weren't any assassination attempts, the assassins were trump supporters, immigrants aren't eating people's pets, fema workers weren't instructed not to help conservatives during hurricanes>"raise them correctly"Hope your brain damage clears up, anon.
>>103224050>>103224076Yeah you can't count on it for anything about history, morality, or culture. It's an electronic rabbi.
>>103215519depressing
>let someone else raise your kids>what could go wrong
>>103223613>>/reddit/
and then everyone clapped
>>103225410>an electronic rabbi40000 keks. i will now proceed to name every AI as this
>>103227716how is this any worse than public school?
>>103215606>>103216418dead internet theory
