>zero-cost abstraction asks for credit card info
>just in time compiler is late
>>103228269can i pet da dawg
>expression-based language>only spoken by introverts
>install rust>my computer fails to increase its rate of oxidation
>java>mostly written by people 1000 miles northwest of said island
>currying>actually invented by an american
>serverless infrastructure>look inside>bunch of servers
>execute>starts the program instead and needs to be killed later
>be programmer>have bad grammer
>>103229487Grammar. Grammer is an actor. Now you will never forget
>>103229506...
>functional language>doesn't function at all
>>103229053dammit I actually laughed
>C++>Not equal to C
>>103230035wrong!!>C++>its actually C--
>>103228269>strong typed>can't win a fight
>>103229121jokes aside, I never understood this one
I like these threads
>random-access memory>access isn't actually random
>imperative language>it expects ME to tell IT what to doLife is hard as a submissive programmer...
>C#>doesn't cut anything
>>103228269>start OC thread>use chatgpt
>be a functional programmer>get executed lazily>did not actually die until you read this post
>ScrLk>doesn't lock scroll
>common expression language>rarely used outside of google projects
>spin up a vm>machine does not rotate
>statically typed language>actually typed by a keyboard
>C++>C is a const name
>>103229053Just install it on a 13th or 14th gen intel system
>enable sticky keys>keys aren't sticky
>Spring Expression Language>stiff
>>103230626kek nice one
>accidentally include "studio.h">become movie star
>matrix multiplication
>accidentally knocked over the network stack
>>103228269That’s a nice picture. Looks like Grumant/Grumantbyen. Also, gives me the creeps, because when I was there, we specifically slept in the old buildings to avoid those fuckers. Guess lucky that I wasn’t eaten.
>>103234166That's why you put old junk you find in those abandoned houses in front of the windows and doors so if some bear is trying to sneak in shit falls over making a whole lotta racket and waking you up/potentially making that fucker piss off too
>Floppy disk>harder than modern aluminum disk cases
>>103234166https://www.dmitrykokh.com/blog/polar-bears-move-into-abandoned-arctic-weather-station
>>103234249The disk where the data is stored is floppy. And only the 3½ inch floppies had rigid case. The bigger 8 and 5¼ floppies had a floppy case also.
>>103234307THICC
>lisp>isn't pronounced lithp
>buy 3D processor>it's flat
>daughterboard>doesn't have a fatherboard
>>103234854>The bigger 8 and 5¼ floppies had a floppy case also.It's more of a plastic envelope with some holes rather than a case
>breadboard>tastes like plastic and copper
>>103236193Yeah it's a bit of a stretch to use the term case for the bigger floppies.
>>103229088It was invented by a Jewish Ukrainian mathematician whose papers got burned when they got sent to a mental asylum. As always the Anglos copied it and published it under their name.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moses_Sch%C3%B6nfinkel
