windows just cant stop winninghttps://youtu.be/_aERpkd5egQ?si=8Ti1ZiBr0K5X5Ifd
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>>103235607creepy, I started watching it
fucking lmaoi dont feel represented by that commercial therefore i wont buy m$ft products
>>103237656good one
>>103235469I don't get it. Do people watch this stuff and get hyped up?>holy shit it has ai, it has fucking ai>*tears up* *sniffs*>oh oh oh my god its empowering hard working ladies>*cleans nose with toilet paper and snorts like a pig*>oh my fucking oh my fuck oh my god its sustainable, its sustainable, there's a windmillWho says this
>>103235469What's the point of advertising Windows when it's the default OS anyway?
>>103237826Desperate attempt to win back the normalfags from using their smartphones and tablets exclusively
>>103235469Localbros?
>>103235469Interesting advertisement.The central character, "Marie Murray":>logs into windows using Hello facial recognition + cartoonishly ugly black mug>works for "Boulder Innovations", a company that shills EV charging stations>fly around country (lol) to share PowerPoint (circa 1994) presentations, slides include typical global warming theory jargon>"With CoPilot+, making PowerPoint slides is so easy a black lesbian could do it!"Who is the target demographic for this product? And do these people even exist?Do DEI hires really get to make a career of pushing the "generate slide" button? Does anyone really drive into the office in the late hours to push the "generate slide" button? Where did these fake "green tech" companies get all of this money to spend so lavishly on offices?
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>>103239059im starting to be more and more convinced its either AI generated or there's like a golem factory where they print out clones that just 24/7 make these recordings of them doing shit, but they base all their knowledge from scraping reddit, so they think normal people relate to these examples
>>103239264>anon draws parallels between reddit-tier groupthink and machine outputReddit groupthink and corporate groupthink both exist to serve the same purpose, which is to foster lefty discussion>sustainableWTF does that even mean in this context? Is this the last thin client I am ever going to need? Is the cloud server going to run for 20 years before being replaced?
every commercial has niggers in it now, someone needs to kick larry fink in the balls hard
>>103235469Windows?
>>103239916No company should be talking about>sustainableif they add artificial requirements to their new OS that would force millions on millions of perfectly usable devices into the landfill
>>103235469Where the fuck does all the music come from? I swear to God every time I see one of these things it's a different slightly-generic-but-just-contextual-enough upbeat empowering light music tune. Is there just a group of people shitting out globotunes for shitty commercials nonstop to keep up with the demand?
>>103235469shockingly they are pandering to people dumb enough to pay to be used by Windows
The lady making a powerpoint presentation about carbon footprint using AI is comical. The jokes write themselves.
>>103235469AI is the new GUI. Luddites be mad.
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uncanny
>>103240077>globotunesThis made me lol. I'm happy that you put a name to it. It goes hand in hand with globohomo art and reminds me of this song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY80ZIVG-7k
>>103235607WTF is that?
>>103237704a windmill, kek>>103244903LOLLLLL>>103244786succinct, i forgot about this meme damn what a good thread
>>103235469The insane thing about Kikerosoft's current strategy is that the vast majority of computers owned by blacks will be unable to sustain the bloated abomination that is Windows 11.SUPPORT FOR WINDOWS 10 ENDS ON OCTOBER 2025 THANK YOU SARS PLEASE REDEEM
>>103240257>The future is just a bunch of brown people using AI written by Indians to explain concepts they cannot personally comprehendG R I M
>>103237656using microsoft is like using hosted cloud shit: bad - https://medium.com/@tech-ponderer/the-benefits-of-self-hosted-solutions-over-third-party-platforms-in-e-commerce-2eb593d5fc2e
>>103245869youtube tracker fingerprint, retard
>>103246394Who the fuck cares lol?
>>103237826demoralization
>>103246425get the fuck out lurker
>>103237826it's default-ness is slowly eroding
>>103239916It's exactly as sustainable as your subscription payments are.
>>103239059Corporate culture and wokism assert that people love diversity, and people who are more diverse and less privileged will therefore be loved more, also diversity does not mean variety even though they know most people think it does; it means those lacking original sin. This is despite them also asserting that if a demographic is not represented in a commercial said demographic will not be able to empathize with anyone different from themselves and will not see the product or service as "for them". Needing to empathize with people different from yourself is only a requirement if you have original sin, otherwise it's not hate or bigotry if one lacking original sin does it.
>>103240077>Is there just a group of people shitting out globotunes for shitty commercials nonstop to keep up with the demand?Uh, yeah. I saw a YouTube video about this from a musician talking about soulless corporate culture music, he put together his own commercial that sold or signified nothing but was still guaranteed to make normies feel good. Specifically I remember the only lyrics were "bo ba way" sung over and over again. Turns out to be really easy if you know all the tricks.
I have n-person fatigue.
>>103246656it's not a person
>>103235469not racist, just dont like em.
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>>103235469from the win, to the start, click on paint, draw a heart
>>103235469Why do these mega corporations always use uglies to advertise their products?
>>103246903So that ugly retards don't feel mogged by ads
>>103235469how did i know before starting the video it would start with that exact drum beati knew how the song would sound, even if i didn't know the song you know
>>103247690>how did i know before starting the video it would start with that exact drum beatbecause it's gay
>>103246934Yeah, that's not the reason. This character still has a face covered in makeup, studio lighting, and a room so big she can fit a huge stack of shelves with loads of space in the middle of it right in the middle of the room. They're trying to send the message that "if you're not poor, owning nothing and throwing a way money constantly is easy so you should do that if you want any respect".
>black girl with a power mech gloveoh fuck youuuufuck niggersand fuck pajeetsand fuck microsooooft
>>103235469surprisingly less cringe than I thought it was going to be.
>>103235469none of the sci-fi dystopias imagined anything as gay and dark as the reality we're heading toward
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