i need a paper shredder whole letters, is there one that doesn't suck ore does anyone have diy version with a real motor?
>>103239459>i need a paper shredder whole letterswut
i have a prebuilt that do double letters. it is powered by compressed air and will blow your balls off
>>103239459Depending on where you reside you may or may not be able to use a stainless steel burn can that has holes in it for air circulation. That will handle reams of paper.
>>103239459> paper shredderWhat you want is a document disintegrator> they exist> .gov types use them> turn a document into a fine power, similar to fine sawdust> messy as hell> 100% effectiveThey show up from time to time on .gov auctions.
>>103239459bruh go buy a 32oz and start a bonfire
>>103239459Let me guess, you "need" more
>>103239459just make a fire pit in the back yard. There's your "paper shredder" 100% guaranteed privacy.
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>>103240140My HOA doesn't allow outdoor fires
>I need a paper shredderFirst of all, you don'tSecond, shredders scan and store your documentsThird, just burn em in a bin lmao
>>103240646meds
>>103240613>Oi mate you got a loicence for that prehistoric tool
MyP e r s o n alSHREDDERAAAUUUU
>>103239459go back on /pol/ you Democrat senator
>>103239459Use fire.
>>103239459a lawnmower
>>103240613Get a rocket stove. They'd never know.
Fireplace>i don't got one I live in a european commie blockfire in the courtyard
>>103240646>shredders scan and store your documentsdo a teardown of a shredder and prove this, schizo
>>103239550Size of the paper
>>103239459You'll want a 12-sheet shredder at a minimum for the thick credit card ad envelopes.
>>103239459Read the fucking letter before
>>103243217>fire in the courtyardhe probably will be fined 9000+ for that.
>>103239459Depending on the security level you need, straight cuts technology is like not shredding don't bother with it. Most are built like cheap toys If possible get one with metal gears and get oiled sheet of paper. Industrial solutions exist but will be very expensive compared to the one found at staples.
>>103239459We perfected document destruction technology literally millions of years ago
>>103239459Just burn it bro.
>>103245671best way to get rid of stuff
>>103239459Have you tried using a blender instead?
>>103245671yeah, bin fires remain the number 1 choice endorsed by embassies all around the world
>>103239459this dingus doesn't have a wood stove in his house lmao!!!
>>103239459Every single one I've tried from amazon sucks badly. The paper often sticks to the rollers and wraps around causing them to jiggle about and slowly ruin the whole thing.If it looks like its made of plastic, stay well clear.
