1 year since graduation and I can't get a job in tech.What do you expect for juniors to have on their resume to be qualified and hired for a position at your company /g/?
>>1034841357 years of experience minimum.Don't even apply if you haven't worked at a top 5.Also your starting salary is only slightly higher than a journeyman tradesman. Don't like it? Enjoy trying to find a job after we blacklist you in every HR firm.
>>103484135Internship experience and personal projects. I also expect you to be able to solve LC mediums and easier system design. This is the bare minimum, and even though, you're gonna have trouble just getting the interview with how bloated the market is right now.
>>103485447*even thenAlso, if you post a redacted resume, I'll take a look, OP.
>>103484135Step 1: don't ask for advice from the retarded jobless blackpilled neets here. They're all just crabs in a bucket.
>>103484135You're not getting an interview if you're a white american
>>103485477Speak for yourself. I'm senior at FAANG. Not everyone on /g/ is a sophomore in college you.>>103485505Cope.
>>103485453This got me an interview at Apple.
>>103485589HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA NO WONDER WHY YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED YOU FUCKING RETARD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>103485589Anon, remove your fucking academic projects. Your list of coursework is just filler, remove that.>California State UniversityIt's over. Should've went to Berkeley or UCLA anon.>no listed GPAMeans you have something under 3.5.No internships either, I would not hire you, this resume automatically goes into the trash; learn to plumb retard.
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>>103485589just kill yourself anon.
>>103485538>>103485606>>103485893Utterly worthless replies and posters, you deserve to be rangebanned.
>>103484135it's easier to build experience as a solo contractor than as a real employeesame exact thing anyway, real employees don't get benefits anymore
>>103485589Remove the part where you specify that they're school or independent projects. It's just wasted space.Maybe try to shrink the project descriptions and see if you can add a professional summary somewhere at the top. Talk about yourself. Just add some personality.Your biggest problem is definitely your total lack of experience. Maybe lower your standards and just get anything tech related, or if you still have access to your school resources try to get an internship.
>>103486101Thank you for your feedback, I will remove the school/independent project titles and will shorten their descriptions as well if I can.>professional summaryI've always thought that no one cares about this.>internshipsI have tried to get one after graduation, but all I have seen are ones that require me to be in school.
>>103486160You might want to try going to r/Engineering Resumes too. ChatGPT can review resumes too. Also do you know about Desuarchive? Can help you find more advice from old /g/ threads.
>>103485429How are you going to blacklist me if I don't apply because I do in fact not like it?
>>103484135>I can't get a job in techAre you willing to relocate?Are you willing to learn new things?Are you willing to apply for entry level jobs?Are you willing to tolerate working with other people?Every "No" to those questions makes your life harder.
>>103486548>Are you willing to relocate?Pay me to do that>Are you willing to learn new things?Of course, that's the fun part>Are you willing to apply for entry level jobs?There are no entry level jobs for tech>Are you willing to tolerate working with other people?Of course, I'm not autistic.
I got a job with no experience or degree and I make 90kWTF are you guys doing? Do you not have portfolios or something?
>>103486630Post skin color and country.
>>103484135>>>/g/twg/
>>103486648white american in the southeast
>>103486686Southeast what, Southeast Asia? Nigga working in the Philippines. No one says Southeast America.
>>103486704the south east united states dumbasskeep making excuses for being an unemployed faggot, im sure that will get you far, loser.
>>103486748Like I said, no one says South East America, you say that you're in the South you stupid fucking faggot.
>>103484135Our company is looking for conviction. At least one ceo shooting is mandatory
>>103486630You got that job pre-covid I'm guessing? The bubble burst mate. Hold on to that job as tightly as you can lest you suffer from the current market.
>>103486875What bubble burst? Companies are hiring like crazy, it's just all outsourced atm because the low-interest rates went away and Trump's retarded R&D tax thing was never repealed. Once the quality of their products starts going down the toilet like it always does the jobs will come back. This cycle happens every couple of years and the results are always the same.
>>103484135I just want them to know what a git bisect is. Many fail this simple question.
>>103485429>Enjoy trying to find a job after we blacklist you in every HR firm.illegal in some states, believe it or not. this is why massachussetts has been developing it's tech and biopharma locations so much.
>>103485589top tier b8 my man
>>103486875>The bubble burst mateThe corporate capitalism bubble burst you mean, there's not a single industry or sector that isn't going through massive layoffs right now, or trying to hire people for 30% less than they were pre-inflation. Shit's fucked across the board and it's not because of any kind of bubble, it's a decade and a half of free money and four decades of non-stop tax cuts to corpos coming home to roost. The entire economy works exclusively for the shareholders, and this is the result of "line must go up" economics.
>>103485589Dumb question why are cs projects a bunch of copy pasta that don't contribute to society whatsoever? Literally none that solves current problems in today's world.
>>103484135You will never be a real programmer. You have no commits, you have no pull requests, you have no public repos. You are a low IQ brown man twisted by an unearned comp sci degree and coding bootcamps into a crude mockery of nature's autism.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and from bots. Behind your back people say you're a useless DEI hire. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “tech bros” laugh at you behind closed doors.Real programmers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of forum posts have allowed programmers to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even devs who “pass” have no creative output and excessively verbose with AI generated tech buzzwords. Your GitHub profile is a dead giveaway, and even if you manage to score a 3 month internship at some tech company, they'll lay you off the second they find out that you haven't completed any non school related projects.You will never be happy. You cope by saying that your bullshit software is using a "proprietary test framework" so you can't open source it, but deep down you know it's because you don't want people to see your incompetence where all you did was push README updates over and over, and that the core codebase was stolen off an open source GPL licensed project which you're shamelessly profiting off.Eventually it will be too much to bear. You'll buy a google gift card, a spoofed business phone number, and start cold calling old people into redeeming your scam. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>103488627People use projects to try and show off some kind of competence. Don't tell me this market expects everyone applying to have invented the wheel.
>>103488627You can't program a Jew/pajeet/black eraser.
>>103485589bump so everyone can laugh at this retarded faggot.
>>103491500I don't know what it is about /twg/ but it breeds a lot of sociopaths.
