are there any cool tech things you can do with QR codes? or are those for asians only?
>>103525342this is the most retarded thread i have seen all week
>>103525342he should have made HTTPanties that say "411 Length Required"
what the fuck have I just read?
>>103525383industrial horrors are fathers never imagined
>>103525391Industrial horrors are what?
>>103525342wifi creds to easily share with guests https://qifi.org
>>103525342if a guy is fucking her where does bf think chad keeps his phone? trousers are already off
>>103525473>he doesn't have a QR code reader integrated to his dickngmi.
>>103525383Man is an "open relationship" (translation: he's a cuck) and wants to make it easier for "his" girlfriend's friends to fuck her right so he encoded all the relevant information into a qr code printed on her panties.
So, anyone is going to scan this code?
>>103525643This is what comes uptiny.cc rachel-consent
>>103525643i prefer to leave that to the imagination
>>103525342
>>103525342wow, retarded for multiple reasons. Biggest one being qr codes easily breaking on curved surfaces. So this won't even be read unless Ms gf is a total flat ass
>>103525733Isn't this the front side though.
>>103525643Its sadder than you can imagine
>>103525784What sort of pidgin is this?
>>103525784i do not know the real language but i bet it is the Colgate country as it kinda looks english but not even me will write it that broken. It also kinda looks german but as if a Syrian stabbing a girl is yelling it. The only country that has official language that is just drunk english is "Hitler dood what nao" country.
>>103525784what the everloving fuck is this
>>103525784Is this written in afrikaans or something?
>>103525815or maybe it was aquafresh country... colgate country is diffident - still a made up country, but i got it wrong.
>>103525815>Netherlands>Colgate country
>>103525784bomboclaart
>>103525784>>103525784So, who's trying out sex and positions? I bet it's something lame. I tried missionary, spread eagle, hogtie, frogtie and then got bored.
>>103525851I tried "atop a nearby skyscraper with a sniper rifle aiming over 1500 yards" but apparently that wasn't her favorite position, so I'm out of ideas.
>>103525921Thanks, I really appreciate your effort
Lol
>>103525342what in the name of fuck
>>103525921Did you try "at the buffet"?
>pegging ONLY for the boyfriend. Sorry champ!
>>103526217this is so accurate to the stereotype it has to be satireclown world
>>103525898amazing
>>103526217HTSCPHyperText Sex Consent Protocol
>mfw this is about the loaning of the guy's sex doll, not establishing boundaries for a real woman
>>103525784The other chart is even more amazing
>>103526217God help us
>>103525342If I saw this shit I would do everything that he says I'm not allowed to do to "his" girlfriend, just for shits and giggles
>>103525898kekked
>>103525784>>103526445what kind of political belief does someone like this subscribe to?
>>103525668I love a challengeZoe is going to lick my asshole then go home and kiss her "boyfriend" without brushing her teethIf you don't see the DO NOT list as a challenge then you're a homosexual
Someone post a link, I am on PC and the hell I am not scanning that shit on my work phone
>>103526445>that footnote
>>103526515https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HDPVVJOa_c6tCe9VGZ7fzgMID8F0dYtAZKzbgsW8qLk/edit?tab=t.0I also downloaded a pdf copy for you if you're paranoidhttps://files.catbox.moe/7nhwtu.pdf
how do you call it when the wife has multiple boyfriends
This is borderline schizophrenic
>>103526589average baseddev marriage
>>103526589shes the router in a lan
>>103526589a shared resource
>>103526593NahThis guy is just highly educated and has too much time on his hands; probably because his wife is fucking other men while he works on some lame consent form as a form of cope
>>103525342can you check the vaxx status?
>>103526618with star topology
who cracked the password for the faggot's pic?
>>103525827>too stupid to readzoomers..
>>103525413You seem like you could use a good read
>>103525364FPBP
>>103526486whatever /pol/ is
>>103527242>whatever /co/ isfixed it
>>103525784Unless there's something I missed due to the alien dialect, did this even establish any boundary at all? seems to be pretty much saying "do whatever you want lmao"
this is like the fucking sudoers manpagei need an EBNF grammar for these sex runes
>>103527305actually she cant peg the other guy, only him can get pegged by his wife>>103526490
This document raises many questions but the most baffling is why she will fuck anything except an MtF tranny
>>103527469she will fuck anything except an MtF trannymaybe these guys are the only ones more pathatic then her "boyfriend"
>>103525391>are fathersthe only horror here is your grammar
>>103526467Based pegged anon
>>103526217I'd rather stay a virgin than hire a lawyer for all this paper work.
>>103525365>411 Length RequiredStrikes me more as "402 Payment Required"
what's even sadder is that she seems to have less sex than most married normal people
>>103526490>>103526445>>103526593virgin hereis this how you get a girlfriend?
>>103527445>need an EBNF grammarAnd RFC-esque definitions of "SHOULD", "MAY", "REQUIRES", "ALWAYS", etc.
>>103527596She probably has those dudes on rotation
>>103527445mv sides dev/null/
>>103525784>she maita orally enjoy yuh penis & testicles
>>103526445so I can't fist the donut but wb fisting the taco? It doesn't say
>>103527596The other guys don't even read the thing, they just run train on her
>>103527445With all these retarded rules I bet the girl just does whatever she wants with her bull even if it's prohibited by the bf
>>103525784>>103525851>>103526025>>103526217>>103526445>>103526490>>103526593>>103527445>>103527469>>103527596I don't want to believe there are people like this in the world. I'd like to believe zoe is a 400lbs hamplanet who the creator of this form is only """""dating""""" because she's rich and lets him fuck other broadsI never thought I would have to cope after reading someone else crap like this
zoe has sexyou do notZoe is therfore based, you are a seething incel chud
>>103526445it nice dem wypipo put it inna patois fi we niggas
>>103527596>4 guys in one day>pointless "I consent" checkbox>E-signature field but not a single man using this knows (or cares) about digital signatures, so they just type in their name againI don't know whether to laugh or cry.
>>103528379im saving myself for marriage.
>>103526486What >>103527260 said
This thread has made me really hope a nuclear exchange happens and all the big cities become inhabitable.
>>103528554what's even stranger is that he doesn't even normalize the dates, and Ryan's name is right-aligned. This guy must be some kind of sales drone and his is all a result of low to midwit-iq autism. My guess is these are all his coworkers and all of them (including his gf) laugh at the guy and his spreadsheets behind his back.
in a way it's kind of ... empowering for him? how did a cuck fullcircle back into giving checkboxes for the dudes railing his wife, like a literal pimp. Me personally if I were into cucking other men I wouldn't want the guy patting me on the back and being like "good job champ".Where's the domination, what am I even taking from him. I'm just dipping my cock into the prostitute that bears his last name. Dudes like this are ruining cucking for everybody, used to be you're risking your life to humiliate that man in the most destructive way, now it's commodified and transactional, just like everything else. Did uncle Ted ever imagine that the industrial revolution would ruin cucking
>>103529032Good news, they already are
>>103529154Being a bull is a hard job in these trying times
every post in this thread is sending my sides into orbit, someone make the damn screencap already
>>103529143I think he might have a fetish for bureaucracy and red tape.
what is this, I don't even
>>103529343sounds like cheap trolling
>>103525784lmaothis is fake but it's hilarious
>>103525342QR codes are only "tech" to low IQ dorks with crippling autism.
>>103529452it's just squares man, there's no need to be mad
>>103529343>>103525851>>103525784>>103525342I can only hope this is just a troll account.
>>103529471It is, check their twatter if you're so inclined. It's clear bait.
This is perhaps the single greatest troll I've seen in recent times. So fucking hilarious.>>103529154Lmao
>>103529494I don't have a xwitter account because it's for fags.
>>103529503>>103529494I have seen people like this.I have MET people like this.Theres a good chance its real
>>103529521there's zero difference between a libtard and a parody of a libtard, but yeah, this one is probably fake because his previous posts are not consistent
>>103526486Judaism.
>>103529503go back zoomer
>>103527445bfdo chmod tongue tongue avocado zoe
>>103529503>trollThis is the most dedicated troll I've seen in a while. The QR code, the actually filled in Google form. Man, he needs to get out more.
>>103525851Lol, this guy gets zero fucking pussy. I bet his "wife" doesnt even put out for him.
>>103525784this has got to be bait
>>103527542What if this is actually his intention? Someone wants to have sex with his gf, they see the qr code, they see the extreme autism and they just nope the fuck out.Open relationship: Sabotaged
>>103530649Wouldn't stop me
>>103527445how else will niggers understand, think of the socioeconomic factors!
>>103527851Are you insinuating they're violating the GPL(girlfriend public license)? We NEED to get into contact with this guy, this cannot be allowed to proceed
>>103525342That would be somewhat respectable if it were a lone tattoo. In the current form it is just next level cuck cope.
>>103526445>the eurocentric hegemony obscures [other cultures]>this article is available in english, spanish, french, russian (and a jamaican dialect?)
>>103531261>english, spanish, french, russian (and a jamaican dialect?)All majority spoken by nonwhites
Did anyone figure out the password for the pic of the troon yet?
imagine having a signed contract that states you are a cuck. couldn't be me
>>103526490>>103525784my fucking sides holy shit I'm cryingyou can't make this shit up, reality is funnier than any ntr doujin made by human hands
>>103526025>>103527596>multiple a day>Barely any names, so most either ignore that dumb shit, or she has a rotation10/10
>>103529518I'm not a fag.
>>103532053Women have certain needs and sometimes you can't satisfy them alone.
>>103526589Multicuck load balancing.
>>103525342are people who live like this happy and fulfilled?
>>103534861>peopleyeah, about that...
>>103526490>on /g/ 2003(?) or 2006 (after it was guro) until 2015>decide to pop back in to see if it’s still good>this is what I’m met withStallman called this place full of “inane comments”These aren’t manmade horrors beyond my comprehension, but they’re getting there, and I think it’s what he meant
>>103535139how much that it's about the white to black ratio?
>>1035267306 boosters with a 7th scheduled in 2 weeks and on shortlisted to trial the upcoming self-assembling mRna vaxx
>>103526445>public moral corruptionyup, it seems we're in the last days of our civilization before major upheaval
>>103535139Ummm read the footnote
>>103528691Statistically, the girl you'll marry will have a history worse than Zoe.
>>103525806Jamaican
>>103535139its alright if the odds of raising a cuck child is 50% but its a deal breaker if its 67%
>>103534522>needsit's the bill of rights not the bill of needs
>>103535595Statistically, he won't marry anyone. He'll die alone.
damn, that was really funny
>>103525391Nah your dad was a cuck too
>>103525342I don't care he's a cuck.But those emojis are nightmare.
>>103525342We live in a dystopia.
>>103529032at least we can be certain that cuck doesn't procreate.i think everyone in this thread should open the spreadsheet in incognito google docs. the more people do, the more likely it is for him to notice and do something funny..
>>103526490>you may not lick her asshole>but jamming your cock in there is A-OK!You can't make this shit up
Fuck there's a password to see his photo.
>>103525342Internet shitposting has propelled cuckoldry into the mainstream
>>103525851>>103526025>>103526445Sadly, I think this is real.It is fascinating. There's obviously no point or practical use in him doing this. It's a beyond desperate method to regain a tiny bit of control, he convinced her to let him make a cuck website.Then when discussing the rules she obviously wanted to do everything with other men so he has to agree, while the cuck shit was left for him>>103526467Yeah. pity it's all gay/cuck stuff.>>103529154>cucking ruined tooGood.
>>103526486Definitely 10000% progressive no doubt.The fine print discusses systemic racism and European hegemony in relation to the skin tone of emojis >This choice of emoji represents “another man” (of any ethnicity) rather than a Black man specifically; I regret that I have to spell this out, but unfortunately, structural racism makes people interpret the depiction of a person as POC as informationally salient, rather than incidental and representative of “people in general”. As committed anti-racists, we hope for a day when “” can be simply read as “man”—after all, there are far more POC in the world than white people, even if the Eurocentric cultural hegemonyobscures that fact.
>>103525806Nigga can u do da reedin? Says so right at the top: PatoisBut why the fuck is it written in Patois? It’s not like it is a written language to start with and who even is the audience for that? Why would some techy cuck write his gfs licence in patois?
>>103525342normies are more sex obsessed than incels
>>103537846Obviously, a person who is not obsessed with sex would not reproduce.
>>103537854Obsession deprives you of the object of desire, have you seen a coomer get any? Thats right.Meanwhile women rain on chad because he's not actively hunting for them
>>103537754>and who even is the audience for that?The Jamaicans she plans to have sex with.
>>103537905He is, so called chads chase sex starting from puberty while us chuds focus on studying the blade.
>>103538202Chasing something doesn't mean being obsessed by it.Especially if it's something that's relatively easy to get for you, it just becomes another thing in life.You chase food and water every day, but you wouldn't say you're "obsessed with food".Well, you're a 4channer after all, you actually might be lmao
>>103525784I thought it was spanish or french or something and had to look at it twice, what "am i pergrantte?" shit is this?
fuck, this shit is too funny but at the same time I wish I had never seen any of this
>>103527955No shit. It's the guy playing emotional dress up.
>>103528379I don't think you can reasonably call it sex at this point. These creatures are terrified of their own genitals.
>>103537854You're missing the plot. They're incapable of keeping a relationship, and use a mix of "that's that way it's always been" and "the world is changing" to justify an anti-confrontational world policy, and convince themselves that the people around them are disposable the moment the slightest thing happens.
>>103525342I’m so glad that I’m not a fucked up little fuckboy.
>>103538251>>103538202>>103537905>>103537854>>103537846Knock it off, this entire concept is autistic as fuck.>if you turn the pp dial it makes the fuckfuck appear
>>103529343Aw man. I wish you didn’t post this. I really wanted to believe this was real.
>>103525342>Her playmates
>>103537905>"Chads don't hunt for sex"L O L. LMAO. ROFLWritten like a true and unironic incel!
>>103525784this is gigabrained 5d chess. i wouldn't want to fuck this girl. everything would have been fine until they said>okay.. now scan my boundaries qr code>damn, i just want to fuck. fine>immediately notice the scrollbar>read like a paragraph, feel immediate disgust with both of them, and just leave
>>103528372>>103525342For what it's worth ratlimit is a ""weird twitter"" shitpost account that occasionally does Dan Hentschel style bits about polyarmory
>i wouldn't want to fuck this girlsure you wouldnt 4chancel. you'd take a chance on her pussy or ass in a heartbeat and you know it. doubt most people even seriously scan or check that trash and just fuck her and get the one night stand over it
>>103539402we all know it's bait>for what it's worthit's not worth shit, learn to read the room or go back to rebbitnever post something like this again
>>103525342>An end use-Her license agreement.
>>103527594451 Unavailable for Legal Reasons
>>103526467>If I saw this shit I would do everything that he says I'm not allowed to doyeah that's the intended effect
>>103540563>451Nice pull. You've earned this (You)Also, fuck Symantec for just pulling HTTP 468 out of their ass.> 468 Client RegistrationI guess 401 and 403 weren't good enough for them.
>>103525391 (You)>are fathers
>>103535595Jokes on you, I married my highschool sweetheart and we traded virginities.
>>103542387Damn dude. How did you pull that off without getting fired?
>>103525342Fucking gross you cuck
I know this thread is actually about whores and cucks and whatever, and not actually about QR codes, but I'm going to post this anyway.About a week ago someone posted this tool that lets you back up Dreamcast saves via QR codes on /vr/.>>>/vr/11430916
>>103525450>>103525692>>103542666^ The only posts in this thread that are actually about "cool tech things you can do with QR codes"
>>103525342why are white males so into cuckoldry? This is just advance high level cuckoldry
>>103527643yes, to get a girlfriend you provide her a list of ways to fuck other men and include a picture of you to show the other men for extra humiliation. Something for you to look forward to
>>103542347>>are-fathersQuantum grammer. You wouldn't get it unless you have adequate learnings.are-fathers are those who are fathers its the plural of is-father. its quantum so I should probably stop because you probably don't have the proper clearance.
>>103543539Maybe their gfs and wives are simply disgusting and its a way to have a live in fwb while having others on the side?
>>103544931>grammer
>>103544967Intentional.
Truly good to know, that there are worse fates than being celibate4life. The agony this man must go through, realizing that this is the only way he can play-pretend human affection, must be the worst. Programmers, who aren't living as a hikkineet/in solitude are always suspicious.>playmatesI hope some night he wakes up and realizes how much of a fucking psychopath you have to be to talk like that as an adult man.
>>103525784this can't be realwe live in a simulation of hell, I'm sure of it
How would you guys feel about your gf wearing pic related?
>>103547011when it comes to women, I'm not capable of feeling anything. I guess I would exchange her for one who doesn't act like a cringe retard
>>103539402And? We're laughing our ass off
>>103547011that's a faggot
this is why we can't have nice things
>>103547233Looks more feminine than my GF
>>103548817Yeah in that particular photo.These guys never look consistently feminine across pictures and videos, let alone IRL where you can see them from other angles and poses and notice all the masculine characteristics that they try so hard to hide in the carefully set up and selected (from a large number of pics they took in that session) photos they post online.And that's assuming it's not just straight up photoshopped.It's the same as fitness/bodybuilding influencers who look like comic book superheroes on Instagram but only look somewhat above average IRL.
>>103548817>>103548967I should add that I don't know who this person is or if it's even a guy at all.Just that if he has male biology, it's basically impossible to alter yourself such that you appear as a female as consistently as a real female, since the current state of pharmacology, makeup, etc isn't good enough for that.
>>103537051she can't lick your asshole, you can lick hers
>>103549039anon, you missed the joke. read the text again.
>>103547011My what?
>>103547011>dyed hair>dark eyeliner>muh dark emo/alt/e-girl look and room>blacked sport bra and underwear>lip piercings>choker>shelves of childhood toy figuresShe's mentally unstable and likely a nut job. Likely from a broken family.
>>103526593knowing this is an extremely high effort shitpost now, i'd kill to have a conversation with this dude at midnight on someone's back porchthis whole thing is hilarious
>ITT bitter, worthless, bottom of the barrel incels are mad at people having sex.
>>103549489>Triggered by all that.White, small penis, emasculated, asexual freak with a permanent ED.
>>103549645Lmao, looks like I hit the nail on the head. Imagine getting this upset because I have standards and can spot mentally ill people. Sorry to break it to you but just about any normal person over the age of 30 will regard you as mentally ill if you do that shit regardless if they vocalize it or not to you.
>>103549675Please, keep having your "standards". I don't want your NPC ass anywhere near me or other, actual human beings.Out yourself and stay as far away as you can.>over the age of 30Old, geriatric farts belong in a grave.
>>103549696L O L
>>103549726That's it?I never expected much from a braindead cattle anyway.
>>103542666>I know this thread is actually about whores and cucks and whatever, and not actually about QR codes, but I'm going to post this anyway.samea few years back when QR codes were still all the rage, some grad students were working on a new standard that's radial instead of a square, and only were doing so because they had a diving robot controlled with QR flashcards since the idea is manipulating a controller underwater is difficult and the controller itself might break easily but you can just strap a bunch of flash cards to yourself to wave at the stupid drone to give it commands. it was really cool but I didn't understand the use case then and I don't understand it now. why did they insist on having an AUWV follow a human diver around and why did they need to issue it simple commands like "follow me" "stop here" etc.?
>>103527596The guy is obviously insane, he wrote the same date using four different formats. Fucking psycho.
>>103527596>writing the date differently every single time>doesn't even include a year on half of themGAH
>>103550432>>103550492Isn't that supposed to have been written by the guys?
>>103550554>dude has to sign something with examples of previous entries>does not conform to the standard set by previous entriesi would not fuck that man.and if that's just data from something dudes fill in, then it should populate the date automatically and my GAH still stands.
>>103550596What kind of dude do you think would accept the offer to participate in something like this?Also, women don't care about this sort of autism.But anyway, since it's a confirmed shitpost, he probably just thought I'd look more realistic as something written by different horny guys than if it were all consistent.
>>103550648if it were real it still has the same kind of energy as that one treaty canada signed on the wrong line
>>103550712Kek yeah
>>103526431
no
>>103535204Probably none if you read the text at the bottom that's referenced next to the nigger #1.
>>103526490>thinking about kissing a dude when bangingthe homosex was always you
>>103525342some people are just fucking awesome with bait. They just have this innate ability to see where they can grift/bait people for clicks. This guy knows retards are gonna go to the QR code. He can load it with ads and other shit.
>>103553322just look at this shit this fucking moron took time to write this dog shit >>103537508
>>103553322it scares me that most people dont realize that 99.9% of all insane content posted online is just baitpicrel as an example
>>103553362>99.9%Source?
>>103553416me
>>103525784This made me laugh more than anything else all year so far.
>>103553362>baitshe got fired from her job after posting this
>>103553476that doesnt mean anything. people can bait and still get fired. How difficult is this to understand? This is why you fucking morons get baited so much.
>>103553596>>103553362This is bait itself
>>103553596Do you have any evidence for it being bait?
I'm 35 years old and I don't know how to use QR codes. Everyone says to just hold your phones camera up to one and a link or something will pop up but that doesn't work. I feel literally retarded.
>>103553727Same. 30 yo boomer here
>>103553727>>103553767You both are just a retard what does your age have to do with it. Use your phones camera and on android a small url will show up.
>>103553772>Use your phones camera and on android a small url will show up.It doesn't do that though. It never does that. They straight up don't work the way everyone says they work.
>>103553851get a dedicated qr code reader then.
>>103527305i think no thai boibussi
>>103525784>>103525851>>103526217>>103526445Does he think Chad and Tyrone are gonna read all that shit before plowing his girl?
>>103553772Not on GrapheneOS
>>103553921>refusing ffmThis is homo
>>103553727>scan a UPC label>i'll tell you later
>>103525806>>103525815>>103525825>>103525827>>103538897It's Jamaican language.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamaican_Patois
>>103554279jamaicans don't type like that. it's some kind of african, or a larping mutt
>>103553727>>103553851they got rid of that functionality in many modern phones for some reason. my old phone would do it, but my latest two did not.
>>103525692How do you do that?
>>103525383tech cuck is coping with his cuckoldry and status as a low value male in public where everyone can see his humiliating downward spiral
beta cuck spends all day making this stupid shit and some alpha is just gonna do literally whatever he wants to her, she's gonna love it despite everything she's ever told her cuck bf, and he's never gonna know about it. kek
I thought the thread would be filled with funny QR codes
>>103526490>levine
>>103557682
>>103554114that's not ffm, that's trussy
>>103557933/g/ does not know how to make those also PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP
>>103526217Reminder that these are the people who call you incel
>>103559983How do I get a gf and then how do I get her to peg me? If this retard can get there why can't I?
I don't know how to break this to you but this is the guy and his "loan" wife.
>>103560838
