>>106417239
kek at the title change. Change that to Unemployable Developers General, so the rest of the industry can laugh.

Should I get a PhD?

Should I go to a bootcamp for python? I have 0 experience in the field and I want to get in on the ground floor. I've paid for a subscription to codeacademy, so I'm pretty hopefull.

Alright, where that vent-post that anon told us about?

Why is Python so hard to learn?

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>>106416356
Linking to question since this is the first time a situation like this has happened to me and I dunno how to navigate it.

>>106417308
Is it your first language? What's so hard?

>>106417324
Job hop, retard. Be prepared to burn bridges.

>>106417344
Hm, fair. There is a certain side of me that is a people pleaser, but I suppose I can't do anything about it in this case.

>>106417357
I used to think like you until I started getting real offers. These companies see you as a number, and I see them as a bag. I'm not competing against my co-workers (I sorta am), I'm really competing against these fucking companies. They are my opp, and if they don't give me what i need, or if they want too much leverage fuck them they will always come crawling back to people with the right credentails, experience, whatever. They have CEOs dumping companies into a trench, then taking them back. The only person that would be upset is your peon of a manager and if you take full advantage of the market, you could tower over them like the fucking clowns they are.

Never give these jobs mercy my nigga, fucking rape them for every cent I'm not even joking. Treat them like how you want to treat women, run through these fucking companies bro they owe you nothing. Take the better offer even a week in, fuck them.

>>106417377
Thanks for the advice anon, appreciate it.

>>106417344
This
I fucking hate that I let a coworker convince me not to. What a fucking faggot.

>>106417239
please define lowwit and highwit and provide a theorem that shows midwit is bounded by lowwit and highwit and maybe I will listen.
I'm waiting.

>>106417324
If you truly like Job A and upon hearing that you've got the Job at Job B, if Job A matches Job B offer then stay. If they don't match, dip.

>>106417449
A lowwit is someone with very little brain power. They do the simple thing, because that’s all they can see.

A highwit is someone with a lot of brain power. They also end up doing the simple thing, but for the opposite reason: they see all the complexity, work through it, and realize the simple thing is still best.

A midwit is stuck in the middle. They’re smart enough to avoid the obvious answer (because they think it’s “too simple”), but not smart enough to see why the simple answer was actually correct. So they overcomplicate things.

>>106417449
Low wit: This is too hard for my brain to handle, make it simple
Mid wit: This looks complicated so therefore it must be good
High wit: An genius admires simplicity, an idiot admires complexity.

If you have two different interviews should you mention at them both that you've got multiple interviews or does that make employers get angry?

>>106417496
It's unfortunately a "Read the room" situation. Some employers like to think that people only apply for one job even in this job market.

>>106417475
>>106417485
is the simple as identified by the high wit the same simple identified by the low wit?

>>106417496
Who cares if your employer is angry, they don't care if they are angry; they care if you are worth the market incentive.

>>106417504
Yes. I would even say, the highwit comes to the same simple solution faster than the lowwit.

>>106417498
Are you taken more seriously if you tell them you have options?
I'm just wondering if they just reject you and tell you to go for another job

>>106417504
Most of the time I would say so, a sign of a person who can understand complex topics is that they can abstract it into simplified forms so that someone of a lower wit can still understand it.

>>106417517
Use it as a bargaining chip wisely. It might get you off the candidate list, it might also show to them that your experience is worth something and you need to be compensated for it. Supply/Demand thinking.

>>106417517
NTA but it's a good thing to tell recruiters, letting them know you have other interviews/offers and they will push you to that interview faster. IDK about interviews, you should always lie to them like they are "your dream job".

>>106417514
ok so if speed is a factor, many a midwit retorts that he is faster than the lowwit and the highwit. What is your response to such midwittery?

>>106417496
I wouldn't mention it unless they ask. If they do id probably be honest unless you've been blowing hot air up their ass about how their company is the only one you'd ever DREAM of leaving your current role for.

>>106417545
Midwits simply come to the wrong conclusions faster than the lowwit.

What's the worst stack you've seen in a job posting? I've seen one that listed like 5 different front end frameworks, webshittery, offline client frontends and the full backend stack for only like 90k.

>>106417595
90k is the new standard lmao, get in line.

>>106417601
I should've specified 90k dollarydoos, not USD.

>>106417496
I wouldn't

>>106417601
>>106417595
>>106417605
90k of any currency is miserable poorfaggotry. LMAOing at your life.

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>>106417605
oh nooooooo

>>106417623
This is true. If you aren't making 200k+ right out of college you're a poorfaggot, and might as well be unemployed.

>>106417601
what was the old standard?

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How often and how long have you guys been grinding leetcode and is still unemployed?

>>106417642
that $200k is the bullshit. more like $180k to pay it all to your landlord in a techhub.

>>106417651
if you havent been grinding leetcode since the day you were born you are Not Going to Make It

>>106417651
it's not the leetcode. it's the great depression 2.0 approaching.

>>106417664
It's obviously not, my stocks are higher than ever???

>>106417343
Not my first language. Python's syntax is confusing. For example, people say there's no bracket hell, but I see brackets used a lot on top of the required indentation. What's the point of the brackets if you still need to indent and vice versa? Why is the colon needed when you need to indent? If indentation is such a big thing, why isn't even used consistently?

>>106417475
so the high-wit burned all this brainpower and time to end up doing what the low-wit did faster
so who really is the high-wit?

>>106417475
This is as stupid as digging a hole and filling it back in, which the highwit in your example is doing. The lowwit person would simply not do it. It doesn't matter what process the highwit person goes through if the result is ultimately the same. There's no value in effort. Only results matter. You need to come up with a better example.

>>106417793
The more racist one.

>>106417873
I think a better way of explaining is that a the low wit goes off of intuition and has no thoughts beyond that, the midwit thinks there has to be more to it than gut feeling while the high wit knows his intuition is correct and endeavours to prove why it is correct.
I would organize it
>Low wit: Thinks he is right, can't prove it
>Mid wit: Thinks he isn't right, endeavours to find the truth (Most midwits unfortunately fall into categories of being pedantically correct instead of correct).
>High wit: Thinks he is right, has ability to prove he is right.

>>106417873
The highwit person wouldn't do it either.

How do you properly self-assess your capabilities as an engineer?

I have a feeling I suffer from extreme imposter syndrome despite having roughly a decade of experience (3/4 of which professionally).

I think I could realistically tackle 99% of tasks across the stack, from low-level assembly/machine code shit (one project I remember involved building and optimising bespoke GPU shaders for a distributed computing problem, all solo) up to webshit JS frameworks with normie product perspective etc., yet I sperg out during technical interviews? I think it's the insane pressure to perform, and I think it's a very shitty way to assess the quality of engineer you're going to hire.

Makes me think I'm shit at this but maybe I am much better than average and the job market is just rigged against non-pajeets and people that don't memorise Leetcode solutions.

THEY NATIONALIZED INTEL, WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON BOYS!!!!!!

>>106417962
>as an engineer
Fake job, doesn't exist anymore. Next.

>>106417962
the department of education should buy leetcode and give every us citizen a leetcode hacker rank

>>106417962
>engineer
where you engineer ring
where you PEng certificate

>>106417978
>>106417986

(person who wrote >>106417962)

I'm self-taught and didn't go to university, but I feel the work we do at least on a higher level is actually engineering. Webshit JS frontend work is software development IMO.

>>106417918
You don't need to prove anything. You just need to convince people. The Large Hadron Collider is an example of this. It's a huge waste of money for what little was discovered, but the scientists kept themselves employed.

>>106418010
this we need to defund the sciences
give that money to A1

>>106418028
No, give that money to migrant labor.

>>106417651
They're too prideful to just take the job offered by their parents/families

>>106418034
Yes, give it to A1, we need ranjesh to develop the A1 to save our education system

>>106418059
This, we also need to invest in cages for white children with ideations of CS degrees..

>>106417517
no they think you're "disloyal"

quote this post if you're becoming radicalized

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>>106418192
>if you're becoming radicalized
>Isn't already radicalized

>>106418215
>le ebin clock boy may may
false flagger detected, grudge committed to The Book

>>106418235
Based actual /twg/ poster.

>>106417962
If you're any good, people would rely on you to solve critical problems.

doing a dollar store run at 6:59 AM to buy three-ring binders, tab dividers, pre hole punched lined paper, and cute animal stickers to create my own Book of Grudges

Just got an email saying I'm being considered for a glowie position at Eglin. Should I start spamming interracial porn on blue boards so I can say I have experience?

>>106419048
Don't forget to memeflag post on /pol/ making 1pbtid slide threads.

>>106419048
Make sure to reply to yourself often to keep your threads bumped.

>Dead thread
Are people getting jobs?

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>>106420406
even I got one and I'm still not sure how

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>>106417789
can you show an example? all I ever use brackets for is to build query strings for SQL

hello, it's me, I just called to say hello.

>>106418627
put like to etsy store, want one but am lazy AF

>>106417496
do it. they loving knowing you're a catch

what's your plan for the weekend bros?

Another day of goon, youtube, twitter, 4chan, and house chores Ahaahahhahaha

>>106420406
No. People are sleeping in the west.
You don't wake up early when you're unemployed

omg I'm too dumb to even upgrade my raspberrypi operating system. How will I ever get gainful employment...

>>106421731
xD I fixed it, all I had to do was reboot.

This is my daily driver, raspberrypi, so I would not have been able to send my resume if it did not update omfg.

>>106421476
Gooning

>>106417266
For a job? Fuck no.
For self fulfillment and betterment? Maybe
2 plus on someone else's dime. Go for it.

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>>106417344
Job hopping and job hugging only have a 2% difference in wage increases now.

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>>106417684
shamelessly linking from the other duplicate thread

i can't get any more desperate than i am now

just wanna land a single job in my field ffs

can't take this anymore

>>106421476
Sex with Creatures

>>106423107
Why the fuck does this matter?
Would you turn down a job hop that has 15% better pay because of statistics?

>>106417344
Burn in hell, boomer. Every generation since yours has fallen for the same traps and now have dug themselves into a hole they cannot possibly lift themselves out of.

My indeed spam is getting weird.

>https://ca.indeed.com/viewjob?jk=e331e8828d467f54
>>>Sensor Operator - Force Multiplier
>>Responsibilities:
>Operate sensor equipment such as airborne radar and electro-optic/ infrared (EO/IR) imaging equipment to identify airborne, >maritime, and land-based contacts
>Ensure safety of flight by providing land- and weather-avoidance instructions to the flying pilot, when operating IMC, below MSA
>Maintain a tactical operating picture using a variety of mission management systems and equipment configurations
>Maintain a timely and accurate record of the location, distribution, and identification of detected targets
>>TACCO duties:
>Conducting pre-flight planning and brief crew and client on mission requirements and constraints.
>Monitoring, understanding, and communicating the capabilities and limitations of the sensors and mission systems.
>Assisting with pre-flight preparations, ensuring mission equipment is correctly configured.
>In-flight planning and coordination, based on inclement weather and detected target disposition.
>Record, annotate, and disseminate all information products during flight surveillance missions.
>Participating in post-flight debriefings and reporting duties.
>Duties assigned in the main Joint Command Center to relay mission taskings

Nigga what? All I put on there is that I know how to use Excel, why are they sending me this?? Should I just apply anyway??

>>106423247
I job hopped for a 20% higher wage and then ended up getting fired within 3 months because the orange destroyed the job market.
I no longer recommend people hop jobs.

I'm considering trying to get work in IT if I can't find something in SWE soon. Some of my friends work IT and they say the bottom level stuff doesn't even require certifications. It pays like shit though, relatively speaking.

>>106423149
graduated from epf/eth?

>>106423840
That has nothing to do with the stats

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A prediction I've heard is that soon, educated US citizens will start emigrating to places like the EU or the third world to start out their careers, similar to how many Chinese and Indians right now get the degree in the US and then head back to their own countries so they can use it as prestige, and only re-immigrate to the US once they've got enough work experience to qualify for senior roles.

One steelman I have is that this theory relies on trying out in other countries easier than domestically, and in India, China, etc. this is emphatically untrue. Those countries already have much more competitive job markets, and much more toxic work cultures. Unless they have their own versions of our "visa favoritism", which I'm pretty sure they don't. IK China and Singapore are notorious for being insanely difficult to legally emigrate to.

That's why IMO it'll be places like Europe, LATAM, and SEA instead.

They'll likely have to know a foreign language, of course. But many already do due to being 2nd generation immigrants. And even just knowing Spanish already opens up many doors.

One major deterrent to people doing this already would be the lower pay. However many Americans could now see better politics, better society, less car dependence, and less expensive cost of living as perks. And they'll do anything for the experience even if it's not ideal pay, etc.

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>company says they'll give your application to a third party
>check the third party's privacy policy
>teehee we sell your data you have to ask us not to
>ok
>scour linkedin for a recruiter or something
>can't find any
>fuck it
>message a senior engineer asking if he can forward my resume to the hiring dept
>"nope sorry I can't help you with that"
fuck you then I know it's not his job but surely you have 5 minutes to download a resume and shoot it to a recruiter or something so I don't have my data sold to jeets fuck

>>106423970
>steam heater built into the building
>separate electric heater in the room
>still wearing a hoodie, toque, and work pants in bed
does this nigga live in the fucking arctic?

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>>106423961
no I'm Belgian

Swiss job immigration laws "should" make the country a privileged haven for job search because of excluding non-EU citizens from work

but then you go into typical blue collar places to find them full of your diverse set of Balkanians, Turkic and Maghrebi people

someone please make it make sense

where the hell does one have any possibility of getting hired in this age anymore???

>inb4 mcdonalds

>>106424104
post your resume. black out any personal info

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>interviewer says I did great during the first rounds
>ghosts me and doesn't follow up for next rounds
It's all so tiresome

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>>106424229
NTA but is this resume good ? its 2 pages.... i have a double sidep rinter.... & also hard stock paper..

>>106424289
They finished the paperwork to get the H1B

>>106424297
>only quadruple vaccinated
into the trash

>>106423992
No, it’s going to be sr devs who leave the country and simply live off savings + minor income from remote consulting or something. Engineering in the US is completely dead. In less than 20 years Chinese students won’t even need to come here.

Thank you India! Technology is advancing so fast with their hard work!

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>>106421476
I am going to be depressed as always.
But this weekend, I figured out I can try to build a lab that'd imitate my work network.
That'd help me for a bit.
I wish having actual fun was real, desu.

>>106417308
>>106417343
Python's syntax and keywords are too simple to actually focus enough on them while writing code.

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>>106424420
build a lab for manufacturing drugs and explosives instead

my "plan" for the weekend is to play degenerate vidya with /v/ but also clean up my spare room during the day time and finally sort all my parts bins. also to rattle can my air rifle into looking like a proper toy and see if I have appropriate scrap to build a backdrop for a target (i will probably do none of these things, not even the vidya)

>tfw cant get interviews

i have no certs but should i just lie about having a CCNA or something and hope my soft skills carry me once i get interview?

thoughts?

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>>106424438
>video games
Normies did take over these, now it's nerdy to go outside and enjoy grass (or trees, or office).

I wish my office wasn't always either boomers or college zoomer interns doing homework. I never meet anyone my age group, my whole career.

>>106424229
Thank you kind anon. not that I don't trust you, but my CV is been around for over 6 years in +3000 applications

It retains the same format and structure, which I've only been slightly improving or "refining" over time. I'm afraid it'd still be picked on quickly by someone at some time

What I've been doing over the years is filling it with more and more keywords of every kind demanded in the sector

I think it's already so many keywords covering so many different skills and abilities, pretty much like >>106424297

it ONLY served me to gain more initial interest and screening calls by recruiters and headhunters, but only for that alone. Which in turn sparked more interest by the non-HR specialists making the actual video interviews. But always rejected at an earlier or later stage

>>106424289
my life for the past 6 years, before, during, and after the pandemic. no difference. see >>106423149

>>106424017
>does this nigga live in the fucking arctic?
no, just a regular suburban cardboard house

>>106424557
are you saying you have sent out 3k applications with no offer from interview?

>>106424104
>Swiss job immigration laws "should" make the country a privileged haven for job search because of excluding non-EU citizens from work
well swiss still have the priority, for work and housing. If you google you can find some anecdotes about non-eu and maybe eu? epf grads having to go back to their cunts

>but then you go into typical blue collar places to find them full of your diverse set of Balkanians, Turkic and Maghrebi people
>someone please make it make sense
very little swiss working in those fields I'm guessing. I read some studies that basically said that the way the country works, immigration depresses wages for low skill work but leads to higher remuneration for high skilled workers. We basically hand out grug positions to foreigner so we can study 5 years for some autistic thing. This then leads to the populist right and so on.

Also idk if molecular biology means pharma work, but our export industries just go rekt by the tarrifs

>>106424297
weak bait.

Also doesn't the latest job come first? Or is it highlight google in this case

>>106417308
It's by far the easiest language to learn in and of itself. A lot of using Python well is interacting with external libraries and frameworks which do things faster though, so that can be difficult to learn since it's essentially memorization.

>>106424297
kek, the eternal bait, and it still works

>>106424297
this bait never works but i love all the little details. anon is unfunny but truly cares about his craft, as bad at funposting as he is. would hire

>>106424341
Maybe we'll be competing like hell to get into Chinese universities lol. And then maybe we'll have Chinese students complaining about white people nepotism networks and how they have it easy.

>drug related felony
Its jover, isn't it? this is probably better suited to /biz/, but wtf do i do now? Id be fine years ago but I get auto filtered hard now by ai and hr. everything requires me to disclose. is self-employed even possible in the post lockdown age? unlearn to code?

>>106425026
WE DID IT AMERICA! WE WON THE WAR ON DRUGS!

>>106425034
It was self retardation to be fair. I was 18 and dumb

>>106425026
sell drugs, obviously

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At this point I genuinely don't believe I have a chance of getting an offer if there is an Indian involved at any step of the hiring process

>>106425593
3. Report Fraud

The Dept of Labor will also investigate jeet fraud, and they hate the crooked h1b system. Contact them and share any jeet fraud.

https://www.oig.dol.gov/hotlinecontact.htm
https://www.oig.dol.gov/oifraud.htm
https://www.visaverge.com/h1b/what-to-include-when-reporting-h-1b-fraud-key-details-to-share/
https://www.uscis.gov/scams-fraud-and-misconduct/report-fraud/combating-fraud-and-abuse-in-the-h-1b-visa-program
https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/how-to-recognize-and-report-cases-of-h-1b-fraud-or-abuse-by-employer.html

Send leads to AAG Harmeet Dhillon
https://x.com/AAGDhillon/status/1961245390264565982

-------------------
4. Find Fraud and Scams through VB's website

Dig through data for h1b worksites with residential addresses and multiple workers.
Report to DOJ.
Jeets get deported.
Win!

https://guestworkervisas.com/gwv/expose_residential.php
https://www.uscis.gov/scams-fraud-and-misconduct/report-fraud/combating-fraud-and-abuse-in-the-h-1b-visa-program
Call your congressmen and ask them to support the following bills:

-Colleges for the American People (abolish cap-exempt H1B)
https://www.cotton.senate.gov/news/press-releases/cotton-introduces-bill-to-end-h-1b-visa-loophole-for-universities

- The SAFE Act proposed by Rep Mike Collins (abolish the diversity lottery)
https://collins.house.gov/media/press-releases/rep-mike-collins-reintroduces-security-and-fairness-enhancement-america-act

- The Nuclear Family Prioritization Act proposed by Rep Eli Crane (abolishes chain migration)
https://crane.house.gov/2024/04/02/crane-introduces-legislation-to-restrict-chain-migration-curb-abuse-of-u-s-immigration-system/
Report back on your progress!

buy an ad

>>106425602
>Harmeet Dhillon

>>106421313
He's an example:

                advanced_training.color_aug.change(
                    color_aug_changed,
                    inputs=[advanced_training.color_aug],
                    outputs=[basic_training.cache_latents],
                )

Why is the indentation even needed when you already have "(" and ")" to enclose the arguments?

    config_toml_data = {
        key: value
        for key, value in config_toml_data.items()
        if value not in ["", False, None]
    }

There's no indentation for the if.

It would be great if Python's indentation rules are consistent.

>>106424012
This would explain the reason why companies post up job listings for non-existent jobs. They can profit from selling people's information.

>>106417239
what makes someone unemployable?

>>106426265
Being unemployed

>>106426265
no experience

>>106426265
the vicious circle of
>>106426294
and
>>106426295

being slightly underqualified
being slightly OVERqualified

plus having being born after the 90s
oh and not having influential connections

not being a non-trinary trisexual afro-indigenous maimed and pregnant trans muslim woman

simply existing

my tv just died. But, I had an okay lunch. I wonder how I will watch my movies now...

>>106426265
The junior cycle. Needing a job to get experience but needing experience to get a job.

>>106426265
Inflated salary expectations. Entitlement etc.

>>106426265
Being born after 1990

>>106426265
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Credentialism_and_degree_inflation

My raspberrypi died :-(.

>>106417377
>everyone else is a jew so I'm gonna be a jew too
no thanks, I have principles

New York city and San Francisco have 20% or higher salaries than my city.
Therefore if I go there, I'm automatically going to be paid 20% or more right? All I have to do is go to new york or California?
They will instantly see my value and pay me accordingly?

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How do I twist gig coding work experience into looking like a real job?

>>106427058
> private contracting
> get references from clients?

>tfw junior IT
>even if i land a job its going to be some grunt shit wage job

feelsbad man there are so many openings in my area for senior level devops sys admin network engineer all paying like 150k+

>>106427810
IT is not Tech Work.

>>106427880
what is it then

>>106427903
furfag tranny jeet

>>106427903
It's a bullshit job. IT workers do literally nothing good for anyone.

>>106423989
It does because getting fired is the same as a reduction in your annual salary. That chart doesn't normalize for employment length.

>>106427991
we let you sleep through the night by slow roll rebooting the farm when your shitty code memory leaks itself offline

>>106424012
>>message a senior engineer asking if he can forward my resume to the hiring dept
>>"nope sorry I can't help you with that"

I sympathize with you anon, but unfortunately if that was an appropriate way to apply for a job, engineers would be flooded with thousands of Pajeet stalking them daily on Linkedin.

>>106423992
>That's why IMO it'll be places like Europe

Contrary to what people think, it's very difficult to immigrate to most European countries, as a worker.

Yes, you can enter the country on a raft with 60 other niggers, and they will feed you, etc. But try entering as a qualified engineer...

Perhaps a bit easier in UK and Ireland, but good luck with France or Germany...

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How do I get a job as a "normal" C++ application developer?
Not a "fun" C++ job like gamedev or music DSP. I know those jobs are impossible to get because all the internet autists want them. I mean one of those jobs where you just work for a medium-sized company developing some huge Qt application, and you occasionally have to write some lower level win32 code or maybe do some more specialized stuff (graphics, audio, networking, etc.)
I have like 50 Qt applications on my machine, so this kind of job has to exist, but I never see postings for them
I just want to write code like it's 2007 and not deal with any of the AI or web slop that basedciety keeps pushing
>t. zoomer neet who's only real skill is C++

>>106428215
What about latam and non-singapore sea

>>106428208
I get I was doing it the "wrong" way but fucks sake surely they could bend the rules a little if an applicant doesn't want their shit fed to indians

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>>106417239
just miserably failed my first OA
it was for a very nice company
I never practice jeetcode problems or anything and instead spend most of my time on personal projects, which is the only reason why my resume is considered by employers
but on the other hand, bc I dont practice jeetcode I dont pass the OAs
le catch 22
fml its over Im never breaking in

also I decided to attempt it after having a couple glasses of wine and that debuffed me like 15 iq points

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>Attended T20 CS program
>Cheated my entire way through it
>The limit of my knowledge is DFS, BFS and recursion
>Graduated in Summer 2024
>Can't find a job, had 1 failed interview and an OA with Amazon that I fucked up
>Currently working as a substitute teacher making surprisingly good money (hate it though and desperate to leave)

I'm completely fucked and it's my fault. I'm the guy who mentioned he was enlisting in the Space Force for a cybersecurity job.

Do you think this is the right play for me? Goal is to get my top security clearance, finish my 4 year contract, then use that clearance to work private sector, maybe do my masters for free too.

I'm just too incompetent to even pass an interview in my current state in the off chance I got one. My parents are getting antsy too and I need to leave the nest or else I'll become an eternal loser.

>>106429459
aren't the NSA going to see you're a scammer and give you no security clearance?

>>106429305
just start practising leetcode you sperg

>>106429485
I haven't actually committed any crimes or anything that would flag me. Nothing on my transcript either.

I'm not worried about getting in. Honestly this just seems to be the only path for me, I need time to sort my shit out and find out what I wanna do.

>>106429504
When I applied to CSIS they said I am a gay tranny on my security clearance interview :-(. I did not get to go work cybersec.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Another midnight as an unemployed 4chan NEET incel school shooter phenotype.
The cat is too busy to play with me. I wonder if she will wake up soon and help me get gainful employment.

bump

what's your go to video editing software anons? davinci? capcut?

>>106417496
It might do both. I mentioned to the HR guy at a company I'd finished a day of multiple rounds of on-site interviews that I was in the pipeline elsewhere too so please keep me in the loop on progress. He angrily replied that he didn't care who else's pipeline I was in. I got an offer the next day. Maybe they would have offered the next day anyway without knowing I was interviewing other places but at least it didn't DQ me despite HR Kyle being snippy about it.

>>106431545
kdenlive because it's similar to what Sony Vegas was 15 years ago. I'm one year shy of being a 30 year old boomer.

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My attention has been controlled by youtube algorithm for a long time but it's getting more horrible each time

2021: Changed my obsession / interest every 6 months.
2022: Changed my obsession / interest every 4 months.
2023: Changed my obsession / interest every 3 months.
2024: Changed my obsession / interest every 1 month.
2025: Changed my obsession / interest every 1 week

I blame unemployment desu

>>106433107
>open a pierogi truck
even the wildest fantasies of techbro sexpats are always lame as fuck and just "existing easy to do thing but bad" lmao

Should I link da linkedin in the cv is I have 0 (zero) connections and no pic?

>>106426876
Only unionized jobs.

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>>106417962
>engineer
>posts exclusively about software
no

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>>106429459
>Attended T20 CS program
>Cheated my entire way through it

What was your plan after you graduated? You completely fucked yourself by doing this.
It was over before it began

>>106431626
have they finally fixed the audio timeline only showing 1 frame of time resolution? I wanted to use kdenlive but that made it unusuable for me.

>>106418235
it was an obvious false flag to promote the narrative that le not all muzzies build le bombs bro
if thats what you meant

>>106426113
In both those examples, there is no need for any indentation within the brackets
that's done purely for readability, both examples could be written on a single line without issue

>>106433238
>I have 0 (zero) connections and no pic?
I doubt anyone cares, but you should send contact requests to ex coworkers and random people in the industry just in case, just like those pajeets do. 150-200 is enough...

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>weekend neet time is too short to actually clean whole house AND to work or study
>long enough to get depressed
At least we're halfway through this nightmare.

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I got way too drunk today and haven't even worked on my StormWanks navigational radar thing.

>>106435225
>What was your plan after you graduated?
There was no plan.

I was addicted to cooming, playing League of Legends and watching TV in my dorm room. I watched a few day in the life tech videos and always wanted a science/tech related degree so I went with a CS degree as it seemed to have the best WLB and was flexible to many fields.

At this point my only option is the military it seems, no other tech job will take me. I need to leave home it's getting embarrassing with my parents at this point.

What's funny is my younger brother just graduated too with a CS degree and can't find a job either. Double whammy to the family.

>>106433107
>My attention has been controlled by youtube algorithm for a long time but it's getting more horrible each time

The algorithm has been so strict that it would even suggest "reactions" to the topics I've been looking at.

>>106426265
being entry level and not currently being employed
both of those make it really hard

>>106421476
studying for a cert and fapping during breaks

Might just be luck, but the resume builder I made already helped me get one interview for next week. Gonna put out a bunch of applications and see if it wasn't a fluke, it was one of the first I tried.

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>>106437735
>IMPORTANT NOTE: Medium has been made aware of a scam that involves offering people jobs at Medium. Please do not engage with offers that look similar to this. All our open positions are available here.

>>106417496
I was being considered for 3 different positions at the same company. The recruiter of the 3rd and last one asked me if I was currently in other processes (why don't they just know it?), and I linked him all the 3 with their respective IDs.

Then I was instantly rejected from the other 2 older positions, managed separately by him and another HR.

I still don't know how to interpret this. I don't know whether to feel stupid, or thankful that they didn't put me through the whole interview processes for 2 positions if they really didn't want to seriously take in anybody.

>>106433107
when i read something this unbelievably lame, i start to understand why whites get hatecrimed by blacks sometimes

>>106435645
damn i also played league nonstop during undergrad lol

Is location the biggest issue for unemployment?

would u accept a job but u have to convert to christianity?

Personally I don't really understand what is a jew, so I would decline.

Did I fuck myself when I did a contract maternity leave cover for a company once? 9 months, did some pretty critical stuff for the company but there wasn't enough room in the budget for me and the person that I am covering (Fair enough), but now I've had responses pointing to that job saying "Why didn't you stay there?" and no matter how many times I explain it, I keep getting hit with the "We aren't looking for job hoppers" stick.

>>106435645
ah so youre chinese

I just started taking Prozac. My mental health has deteriorated these past couple weeks. I wake up every morning and I’m hit with anxiety that never really stops.

Someone once told me my life is set up in a way where happiness is impossible to achieve. I think my life is set up the way it is because of long-term anxiety/depression.

I’ve been on meds for most of my life. I probably need therapy as well, but I also need a full-time job. Is it even possible to do both when you’re working 40/hrs a week on-site during regular daytime hours?

>>106438109
What role did you play/rank did you hit? I mained top (Urgot, Morde, Singed) and peaked Masters for a few weeks then quit.

>>106438337
No, I'm actually Black (from East Africa).

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>>106435624
>I got way too drunk today
Stop drinking so much please.

>>106438788
I thought blacks only play sports games, shooters, and fighting games

>>106439290
The vast majority do, but like any group there exist outliers.

what is your favorite early 2000s emo scene band that help you feel the saddness of unemployment in the modern world?

>>106438492
Depression hates a moving target, so keep moving

I'd say try chatgpt for therapy. No joke, but ask to it why you think that way or this way and ask for refarming those way of thinking / behavior.
Ask to chatgpt about how other people are doing like "why are people never get so depressed unlike me" or "they play so much games and youtube too but still able to make money, how?"
Just type a couple question but dont get addicted. It's a decent access to CBT and acceptance therapy honestly. Worked for me.

My last problem is making money. Chatgpt doesn't help much on that. I found it easier to ask for a job from an irl person instead of bouncing between brute forcing it sitting in front of your PC applying for hundred jobs and gooning.

Dont think about it too much bro, a job is just a job, it doesn't have to tie with your self worth.

>>106440366
Tally hall

>>106440579
fake and gay.

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>>106440670
TALLY HALL IS NOT EMO TAKE IT BACK

Anyone ever sent out 20+ messages to former classmates/colleagues asking if they have a position open? The apply everywhere route isn't working out for me...

>>106441129
I can't do that because I didn't do my undergrad in CS. But I have reached out to alumni from my college and very few replied back saying there are no openings currently.

>>106441562
Did you just copy paste a message to everyone?

what kind of openings are you applying for bros?

I've been mostly applying to frontend and some fullstack roles. A recruiting firm reached out to me regarding a backend role since my last job was pretty ambiguous but I said I'm mostly frontend. Backend seems pretty daunting to me because it also includes devops in small startups which I'm targetting.

>>106441571
yeah but I don't think they talk among themselves so it's effectively unique to them

>>106441579
Yeah, well I mean that's what I was going to do.

Hey {{name}},

It's been a while, how's it going? Let me get straight to the point...

sorta schtick. Just figuring out how to word it to increase my chances without sounding too desparate.

>>106441574
As I have 5 years frontend experience, I've been applying for those. But I'm apparently not cut out for it. Usually a lot of CS questions and leetcode shit. Only one interview so far I got frontend focused questions, thought I did a good job answering, then heard back saying I was rejected.

>>106441587
here's mine

>Hey [name], is [your company] hiring any [role]? Got laid off recently and looking for opportunities. Thanks!

>>106441593
I have never had that. I've only interviewed at small companies and they ask javascript and frontend related questions. even in the coding round

>>106435645
desu i get FOMO watching/listening to chinese playing league

>>106435645
with any luck you'll die during basic training (of a preventable and even then easily curable disease)

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the market will not accommodate mediocre developers in the future. think about the coasters

>>106442321
i wish i had coasters. theres nasty rings all over my desk all the time

>>106440731
Therapy is even gayer

yo, yo, yo, mic check. I'm working on my hip-hop hobby while I wait for someone to check out my resume heh.

>>106442418
GET OFF THE STAGE!!!!!!! (we havent certified it yet)

>>106442434
it's 7am and I want to go back to bed and lay there until I die ;-;

8:30 am still unemployed NEET. Maybe some animes will cure the rut I've fallen into.

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I did it anons. I'll be getting zero interviews tho

what project are you working on bros? im creating a killer realtime markdown editor with claude

>>106443643
Why are you bothering with that? Go apply on the company websites

>>106443866
>go to company careers site
>sign up for a profile
>enter your email address
>choose a password
>invalid password, it must be longer than 8 characters
>invalid password, it must be shorter than 20 characters
>invalid password, must contain uppercase
>invalid password, must contain lowercase
>invalid password, must contain number
>invalid password, must contain special character
>invalid password, only allowed special characters are . _ - !
>finally accepted password
>re-enter password to confirm
>passwords don’t match
>retype everything again
>captcha: select all images with bicycles
>8 grids have half a bike wheel in them
>takes 5 tries to pass
>site makes you verify my email before continuing
>open email, link already expired
>request new link, spam folder eats it
>finally verified, log in again
>homepage takes 30 seconds to load
>upload resume
>system says "Parsing your resume…"
"Resume parsed successfully"
>click next page
>name field empty
>phone field empty
>address field empty
>must manually fill everything in
>work experience section
>"Please list each job separately"
>type out 7 years of jobs
>system: “Character limit exceeded”
>cut all descriptions down to 3 words
>skills section
>type in “Front end”
>not recognized
>suggestion: “Cashier experience”
>education section
>dropdown menu only goes up to 2022, it’s 2025
>try to skip, can’t continue
>references section mandatory
>requires phone AND email for each referee
>can’t submit without 3 references
>cover letter upload option
>only accepts .txt files under 500kb
>paste formatted PDF cover letter
>site breaks formatting into one huge paragraph
>mandatory questionnaires
>equal opportunity survey
>disability survey: 5 required fields
>veteran status survey, not skippable
>personality assessment: 100 questions
>“Do you consider yourself hardworking?” yes/no
>“Do you dislike being late?” yes/no
>timer kicks you out mid-questionnaire

>>106443866
>>106444076
>login expired
>everything erased
>re-log in
>resume upload again
>fill in 12 pages again
>site crashes when attaching cover letter
>clear cache, re-login, re-do everything
>finally get to submit page
>click “Submit Application”
>loading spinner for 3 minutes
>error 504 Gateway Timeout
>back button erases whole form
>re-enter everything AGAIN
>finally resubmit successfully
>“To finalize your application, validate your email”
>email code sent
>waits 30 minutes
>code finally arrives, already expired
>request another code
>new code arrives, site says “Invalid attempt, please re-login”
>re-login
>2FA enabled without asking
>phone number doesn’t receive SMS
>choose email instead
>link in email broken, redirects to homepage
>copy/paste into new browser
>asks to log in again
>credentials invalid
>reset password again
>all previous attempts erased
>no application in system
>submit ticket to HR
>auto-reply: “We’ll get back to you in 5-7 business days”
>job posting expires tomorrow
>get ghosted

>>106444076
if you want easy applies try wellfound

>>106444090
>>106444076
i understand that people need money but at this point why are you tolerating all that nonsense when you can just go work at Target

>>106438788
I am east african too lmao i played mid but only peaked diamond 3.

>>106438788
never beating the allegations

>>106429459
Practice for interviews. Continue to aim for the clearance.

You can make up for lack of education by studying and practicing. Most of the jobs you are aiming for didn't even require a degree a few years ago making the requirements more about critical thinking.

Your other alternative is continuing to play the jeet game in private sector w/o that clearance.

>failed my CCNA
>cant even tell if it would get me a job a real job out of helpdesk even if I did pass since the sec+/CySA+ werent worth anything
Fuck it rest of the family are cops/fire fighters and they seem happier than I am. If my goal is a job with a pension and a ok income in my own town maybe I should swap.

>>106444076
>>invalid password
use a password manager

>>requires phone AND email for each referee
should have prepared that beforehand

>the rest
yeah, shit is inexcusable, but you should expect some of this crap to happen sometimes.

>>106444688
>use a password manager
tardo jeet these stupid workday clones all have different password requirements, often very dumb ones. i saw one once that said a password had to be *exactly* 12 characters and NOT contain most special characters. you just know that shit is being transmitted unencrypted to be stored unencrypted in a giant csv too

>>106444660
>failed the CCNA
You're retarded. Go be a fire fighter.

Any idea how to stop sleeping so late? Like above 11pm?

>>106444660
>Fuck it rest of the family are cops/fire fighters and they seem happier than I am
They do lmao computer work is utter garbage.

>>106439337
How do you even become a teacher bro i always wanted to have a black teacher

>>106444951
Yeah, mabye for the computer illiterate like that anon. For everyone else, you pretty much get paid to do 2 hours of real work a week.

>>106444972
>For everyone else, you pretty much get paid to do 2 hours of real work a week.
And people wonders why jobs no longer has meaning and doesn't propels society anywhere

>>106444834
you clearly have never used a password manager (like keepass) if that's a problem for you lmao
no wonder you are here. you obviously belong in this general.

>>106445041
it doesnt solve the the issue of having to make up passwords with different rules for 9001 websites (you will have to change the generation rules any time so "automating" it with a manager saves no time)

more importantly it doesnt even address the true core complaint of having to make so many accounts at all. why the fuck do you have to make an account to submit a resume? why cant i just email that shit?

>>106444945
i fall asleep by 6am and wake up at 4:30 pm on average

>>106445080
based

>>106444945
>>106445080
I’m struggling with this as well. Bad quality sleep too.

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>>106445076
>it doesnt solve the the issue of having to make up passwords with different rules for 9001 websites
>complaint of having to make so many accounts at all
this is your 2nd admission that you have never used a password manager, you lazy retard.
they make it as easy as copying and pasting some data, clicking some buttons and typing some characters
also, you are unemployed and complain about a minor annoyance. have you ever worked for a single day in your life?

>>106444945
>late
>11pm
lol

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>>106443780
Creating a platform agnostic browser extension to allow real time subtitle generation for video streams.
Then I will sell a monthly subscription for weebs that enjoy watching foreign vtubers. Wish me luck.

>>106445144
i find it annoying to read subtitles that are displayed one token at a time. do you have a workaround for this?

>>106445132
esl jeet he's not complaining that he can't remember his password, he's complaining that having to make so many accounts is a waste of time. india needs to be fucking bombed

>>106445176
Well if you're subtitling a stream then you'll have two choices: either display each new token as soon as possible, which will behave in the way you described as annoying, or batch tokens and display then in chunks which will introduce latency.

Anyone else have this pervasive sense that tech is evil? I've completely flipflopped on this since I got my degree. I used to really believe that Google "don't be evil" bullshit. How could I be so stupid?

>>106444926
>You're retarded
Shit I might be, I actively feel myself getting dumber. Got a full ride academic scholarship, and got through college in 2 years just to hit helpdesk and get stuck.

if i call my boss an asshole in our final meeting will they deny me unemployment?

>>106445195
>lazy, retarded zoomers keep missing the point and justifying their laziness
LMAO
surely complaining about stuff that needs to be done will land you a well paid job.

for the nth time, I'm thinking that some of these useless retards really need to stay out of this industry.

>>106445256
what is a dumb platitude like this going to do anything for anyone?

>>106445289
no decent place to have a career pulls this workday data harvesting scam shit. india needs to be fucking bombed

>>106445256
>Anyone else have this pervasive sense that tech is evil?

Maybe I used to, but as I grew older it all just seemed to be less "Evil Tech", but more "Evil People"
The same arguments for owning guns works just as well for tech: You should have it simply because people that don't like you also have it.

>>106445330
that doesnt really work since you dont gain the same benefits from "tech" as the evil people do when they use it, nor can you really "defend yourself" with tech against other tech. the winning solution to "evil tech" is to go live in the woods without a phone or internet connection

>>106445256
people and companies do evil when they become desperate for money. it's what's happening now IMO

>>106445322
>no decent place to have a career pulls this workday data harvesting scam shit
1. if you have to do it to find a job, then stop complaining and do it, but
2. no one is forcing you to give them your data in the first place, you FUCKING RETARD
also, tell me how I know you have never worked for a large corporation without saying it.

this is my 4th and last post on this topic. bye, retards.

>>106445344
kys jeet

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>>106443780
I'm just building n8n workflows. One is for a generated bi-daily email newsletter for different topics I'm interested in. The other is to generate 3D printable files by just providing a prompt.
Easy shit, I'm just trying to find bigger things to do that are also practical.

>>106445350
u mad bro?

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>>106445340
>the winning solution to "evil tech" is to go live in the woods without a phone or internet connection

That's why you seem pretty immature. By going innawoods because of the mere threat of "Evil tech" the holders of it successfully ran a denial of service on you. They essentially won because you made a scary image in your head.

>nor can you really "defend yourself" with tech against other tech
pic related

Retard here

Will Huawei Atlas 300I DUO 96G save local?

Isn't it just RTX 3090 with triple amount of vram?

>>106443780
sorting/merging excel files with shitty formatting
real time-saving application

>>106445457
>p-pic r-rela
don't need to protest if i'm in my comfy bombmaker's cabin
>l-le d-denial of cervix
is it really a "denial" if i never asked for it

>>106445550
just go on danbooru bro they literally do it for free

>>106445550
from comments I've read, it's for inference, not for training, not a GPU either

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>>106445648
>is it really a "denial" if i never asked for it

do u guys think there is software codes that explain the meaning of life? I watched the pi movie where the guy tries to find the meaning of life in the irrational number. But, are there lisp koans about the perception of reality based on a turing complete programming language?

>>106445822
no, computer touchers just really like huffing their own farts and are too stupid to find meaning in nature or do any amount of introspection instead of just playing code golf with eachother and pretending it's zen buddhism to minify one-liners

>>106445868
what about F# and haskell? Have you entered the monad?

>>106445876
>whoa broooo instead of typign "if x then y" i typed "x : y" whoaaaaa im just like the buddha maaaannnnnn
get a real hobby, read a book that isnt an instruction manual, learn a trade, maybe get laid

>>106445893
so, you argue... that algebra is fake and gay, as well as combinatorics. That I should watch NFL game day with my shorty and bang her at half time?

>>106445910
if you find deep meaning in algebra and aren't considering that shit old hat by the time you're in grade 6 you're a brainlet, simple as

>>106445932
I guess this is why I find deep meaning in theological 4chan.

i find meaning in sex with creatures

Day 1 million, still unemployed.

>>106446043
Damn nigga you old as fuck.

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>>106446043
anon thats like 3000 years. i doubt you are or ever were human. are you a friend-shaped vehicle

>>106446055
I'm going to die from old age before I get a job!

>>106446067
I have lived in the same city for almost my whole life. To live and die in LA...

With all this DEI stuff going on, they forgot about who faces TRUE discrimination... Liches. We didn't do anything wrong other than tamper with the few sectors of the akashic records governing life and death. Why should that bar me from a simple 65k/yr office job?

I got sent a hackerrank proctored exam, should I even bother? It wants to record me taking the whole thing.

>>106446223
forge a death certificate? Forge a security cert... It's a no go!

Want to know my secret to employment?

Be black with a normative IQ, and they will never reject you. Thank me later.

>>106445256
Tech companies are almost all lead by MBAs due to the unfortunate fact that there's a lot of money in tech.
MBAs are brainwashed to exclusively make evil choices and when all things are equal they will choose the option that hurts the most people.
Remember to never hire an MBA into your company if the day ever comes.

>>106446421
You give your company over to an MBA when you sell, or when you seek venture capital. They are unavoidable.

I WANT THESE NORMALFAGGOTS THAT GOT INTO TECH BECAUSE OF THE MONEY INSTEAD OF THE LOVE OF TECHNOLOGY TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE JOB QUEUE

>>106446474
but i love both money and technology...

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>>106446474
They are already being filtered.

https://x.com/NicoleSHsing/status/1961505968782774778

>I am excited to announce that Arcarae has $2.5M in funding and I am finally hiring.

>Arcarae’s mission is to help humanity remember and unlock the power each individual holds within themself so they can bring into reality their unique, authentic expression of self without fear or compromise.

>Our research endeavors are designed to support this mission via computationally modeling higher-order cognition and subjective internal world models. Specifically, we are building the computational models of the other side of intelligence that everyone has neglected:

how many people did she have sex with to get this funded?

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>>106446535
it's a gemma wrapper

>>106446344
can confirm, i did this and now work at a defence contractor

>>106446535
probably only two or three (less than the average SF techbro(male) startup founder) that pitch sounds exactly like every other yCombinator "startup" that exists purely to acquire VC funding

do you guys like living for code or living for god?

>>106446559
they are trying to merge both these things into one

>>106446554
I went through the list of startups that got into yc this year and every other startup is an agent that fixes bugs in your code

>>106446578
everyone talks about bits and bytes like they're eternal, and not to be deprecated in 2 years. This is in contrast to spending time with family, instead of working overtime, like going to your children basketball game or having a family movie night. Memories that will last a life time, that you can cherish; instead of, pouring another glass of coffee and popping adderall to fix the code generating template for the next contract and pumping out functors for that data analysis guy who gave you material due tonight.

>>106446559
i live for sex with creatures

>>106446625
the concept of 0 and 1 is eternal though. also the things you mention get old fast. no one is telling you to not spend time with family but your life cannot revolve around comforts. you were put on earth by god to struggle and create purpose for yourself and others.

>>106446717
but if you want to be bleeding edge start up incubator founder, you're expected to sleep in a cage home with 12 other indian coders to meet the founders deadlines, and get paid when we go public at our IPO.

How do you have time for god when you're a hustling capitalist in the american late stage capitalism.

I heard coding for a big software company is almost the same. Except all your payment goes to your landlord for your studio apartment so you don't need to commute for 3 hours everyday.

>>106446717
I would argue in the modern corporate environment, the struggle is not in service of purpose, or at least purpose that is beneficial for oneself and for others positively. Before, you would see the direct consequences of your actions, what you have worked on have real impactful outcomes and once delivered immediately fulfilled its' purpose for the sake of the buyer. Now, a lot of deliverables revolve around the purpose for the company, not the consumer. A lot of projects revolve around how to make the company better, not how to make the final product better for the consumer, since we have fooled ourselves that the appearance of a well functioning company is more valuable than what is being put forward (See: CISCO having a lower evaluation in one quarter than their raw profits). It's a balancing act, but I can see why the comforts of people are more appealing than their struggles and purpose at work.

Fuck, I sound like a LinkedIn influencer doing this, niggerfaggots infected my brain.

>>106446717
>the concept of 0 and 1 is eternal though.
moahds, hit this nigga with the analog circuitry

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>>106446767
>See: CISCO having a lower evaluation in one quarter than their raw profits
there's a LetsGameItOut video where he plays some tech-themed management game, and that happens to him. he jokes about it. he thinks that doesn't happen. we live in a world where that happens.

why do anything when it's all fake and the results are made up?

what is your favorite role in the software stack?

>>106446918
Backend. Don't ever ask me to make a functioning GUI ever.

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>>106446918
hardware support, unironically

I don't care what you're trying to run; if the problem isn't fixed with invasive surgery I don't care

>>106446960
I like phoning dell and it takes like 8 hours to get 1 laptop shipped for repair.

It is a nice reprieve from cabling shit all day.

NEET bros, make financial applications and python add ons and sell them cheap, its super marketable. the more retarded it is the better. for instance if you make "moving average crossover algo for ETH" some dumbass will buy it. same as stuff that sounds overcomplicated like "institutional shorting screener" which is just a float of volume to short interest. there is a fast and emerging market of people who want to be finance bros but think watching Jim Cramer is the equivalent of a CFA or having quant data access

>>106446990
for me thats like, the ultimate failure state. thankfully i've never had to do it and 100% of my returns have been lifecycling (and even then in the last few rounds I did I kept basically everything but the chassis. there is a 900kg box in "my" old office that is a whopping 4tb of storage made up of Optiplex guts. even kept the DVD drives and all the stupid rubber grommets Dell uses instead of hard drive screws)

>>106447063
I got a job at a hardware engineering place when I was 16, and all I got to do all day was go up and down stairs to wire tiny electronics: buttons, ethernet cable, miscellaneous sensors. Like 60 hours a week soldering, crimping, heat sealing. Then someone would bring in a batch of broken laptops and I got to RMA them for days instead of getting hand arthritis.

>>106446990
Cable management is unironically really relaxing.

>>106447104
this job was for making cables, e.g. getting a spool of wire, cutting it into pieces, adding connectors to the end of it, and attaching the cables to a chasis.

>>106447141
That's even better

>>106447104
I can only focus on that if ive had like 5 cigarettes and 400 mg of caffeine it is not a job for clusterbrains, especially when doing cable work on major intersection points
>t. former derivatives quant who decided to cut labor costs by computer trading building office by himself

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what's the most deranged linkedin you've come across?
the "prop trading firm" he worked at was jane street by the way. i had no idea they hired college dropouts.

>>106447399
It's either fake and gay, or extreme nepo hire.

>>106447407
nepo hires don't last for 7 years at jane street nigga. why can't you just admit that someone can be smart

>>106446554
>can confirm, i did this and now work at a defence contractor
are you me?

>>106447399
some dude added me because he's also military, and I accepted the request because he looked familiar (I have since realized I have never met this nigga in my life)

he just shills his side hustle "MSP" but all he does is relink stuff from edgy hackerman groups inbetween taking photos with grannies he's helped. has an open github he proudly links every few posts and it's all excel macro type shit. unironically. it's mostly PowerApps stuff, a few powershell scripts, and some actual real VBA all in "load bearing excel sheet" type use cases.

theres always linkedinlunatics for cringe content but sometimes i get linkedin spam including that guy and kek and cry in equal measure a lil bit because niggas really out here writing VBA in 2027 and making nonzero money off it

>>106447426
jane street literally only came to prominence because it identified a Le Hole In Le Market in india (literally) by offering good deals on options trading (not a normal thing for retail investors despite /biz/ shitposting, but is HUUUUUUUGE in india) and then pivoting to overt market manipulation so scammy even the PM of india told them to maybe dial it back a little bit. they did not and almost got kicked out of india for being too scammy. too scammy for india. imagine

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>>106447481
yeah. we should take our meds.

>>106447482
jane street is among the most elite HFT firms out there. their entry bar is much higher than FAGMAN

>>106447646
shilling for jane street wont bring your puts back, jeet

>find peoples linked in and gaslight them into thinking you are a fed

>>106447719
I would try that, but I use my LinkedIn to schizo post about tech because NO ONE IS FUCKING READING IT

6pm, still unemployed. press f to pay respect.

Anyone willing to bake?

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>>106448257
F

I choose to believe you guys didn't make a thread because you all became employed and weren't available.
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>>106446559
Why does god need anyone to live for him unless he's vain?