I don't even want a job anymore

Cat food

>Get a phone screening on Thursday
>We'll let you know on Friday if you get an interview :)
>It's now Monday afternoon
Fucking cunts.

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>single-handedly solves the housing crisis in one video
is that easy

>>106449730
That's not up to code.

>>106449734
in some ways it probably exceeds code

how do i get a job as a windows administrator without an h1b?

I know it gets mentioned here occasionally by several anons, so is anyone willing to share their application tracker program? I'm starting to get interested in know statistically how fucked the market is currently and get it in raw data.

>>106449965
how can one do that?

>>106449730
$$$They$$$ won't let you get away with this

>>106449109
doritos in china be like:

>>106449965
My application tracker is an excel spreadsheet. I've got 133 applications out since July 7th and I've had 50 explicit rejections, 2 very preliminary interviews, and one email that I'm being considered with no other contact of any kind.

>>106449965
why tf would you track applications? as if that's going to help in any meaningful way. i guess if you need to show the unemployment office or something like a nagging mother.

>>106450170
i have an excel spread sheet too but i'm not skiled enough with it to make it fancy like, how do you make an automatic rejection counter with it? i only write down Rejected - date 21th august and i have to manually count if someone ask me lol

>>106450533
Just type in

=COUNTIF(A1:A10, "Rejected")

for a cell's formula, replacing A with whatever column it is in, 1 for whatever your starting row is and 10 with whatever your ending row is. If you add a shit ton of rows, you can click the cell with the formula, then drag down to get the new rows.

https://youtu.be/i4XUdpZoGes?si=NxByQWpcJp-EtJXf

Used to think these kind of jobs are stupid, useless, and leads to nowhere, thinking office jobs are better, go in tech, big money, etc

Turns out the guys taking care of beavers get livable wage, able to see nature everyday, away from bullshit HR, managers and paperwork. Meanwhile everyone who tries to break into tech or work in big name fagman remains unemployed, struggling to even get store clerk or warehouse jobs

>>106450686
Thank you mwah mwah

New month and still no job. I think I actively need to start lowering my standards.
Feels like settling down with a chubby single mom after you reach your 30s.

>>106451380
The biggest lie our parents/grandparents told us is that we needed a degree to get a good job.

>>106451380
>Beaver dam good
>Human dam bad
>Human can't replicate beaver dam effects
t. IQ: Two Digits
>Meanwhile everyone who tries to break into tech or work in big name fagman remains unemployed
You're the same retard that let indians into the industry.

>>106451721
>Human dam bad
>>Human can't replicate beaver dam effects
>t. IQ: Two Digits
I didnt said that

>You're the same retard that let indians into the industry
Now this is schizophrenic

I am sure crushing leetcodes and project euler today. Totally going to get a job soon with how much problems I am solving.

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>>106449174
the prospect of unfucking jeeted and vibe coded slop is extremely dismotivating, yes. thank God for no labor day holiday