Everything is already from China, but here we discuss the cheap chink shit you see on various sites.1st rule of /csg/: If it looks too good to be true, it probably is.Useful links>TWS IEM reviews: www.scarbir.com/>Guide: csg-guide.neocities.org/>Wiki: https://igwiki.lyci.de/wiki/Chink_Shit_General>What headphones/earbuds should I buy?>>>/g/iemg>I want a cheap smartphone what should I buy?>>>/g/spg/>I want to buy some sort of emulation device>>>/vr/hhg/>News>>106410697 - Anon is torn by his dad's consumption choices. >>106410821 - Anon is curious about chink razors. Hilarity may ensue. >>106410899 - Anon discover Chang works in mysterious ways.>>106411178 - Anon acquires a snek cable. >>106411156 - Everyday, anon and chang both leave their houses...>>106411203 - Anon is flabbergasted by a technology.>>106411436 - Anon is disappointed with Chang's logistics.(cont)Previous thread:>>106410623Thread before previous:>>106387656
>News (cont)>>106411908 - Chang read anon's pleas and promptly shipped his stuff. All is well.>>106414587 - Anon wants to know what everyone purchased, while he suspiciously glows.>>106414958 - Anon is surprised my mysterious shipping fee.>>106416438 - Anon is excited by big haul. >>106416650 - Anon is taken aback by the tempest of fate.>>106416736, >>106416833 - Anon's dad is /ourguy/.>>106416786 - Anons wants to use chink lightbulbs to decorate his goon cave.>>106417566 - Anons outs himself as a hairless monkey, or a grill.>>106418495 - Anons discovers that Russian colors are cheap. Soviet magic strikes again.
>>106437918>News (cont)>>106418764 - Anons announces to all creation he's about to make his existence everyone's problem.>>106418780 - Anon wants a microsd in 2025. He's so retro.>>106420306 - Anons is willing to put Chang's engineering methods close to his dragon balls.>>106420451 - Anon blogs about sweat-free technology, his growing fear of becoming dust and the unpredictable acrobatics of dangly bits.>>106420621 - Well, is it?>>106421044 - Anon is on a quest for smart sunset lamps, because why should the sun have all the glory?>>106421247 - Anon is thinking of wearing terrorist watches on his finger, because why just tell time when you can make a statement?>>106421310 - Anon's prepping for the apocalypse with a hell of a humidity sensor.
>>106437929>News (cont)>>106421416 - Anon feels connected to an ad that supports his inclination of treating the act of sleep as an Olympic event.>>106421910 - Anon's game for Chang's mysterious scents, but only if a fabric of purity stands between him and whatever dark forces lurk in the fragrance.>>106422098 - Anons writes a beautiful eulogy to all American chinkbros about to lose de minimis.>>106422199 - Hacker Anon offers a PSA about tracking urls.>>106423191 - Rakuten CEO says hi.>>106423206 - Anon's grieving the road not taken.>>106425227 - Anon's in awe of Chang's hustle.
>>106437940>News (cont)>>106425522 - Anon happily shows his haul of trinkets. >>106429089 - Anon finds solace in the fact Chang is out there.>>106431776 - Anon wants to know what's the deal with fatty long panties.>>106431922 - Anon dumped half a year's worth of coins during this sale and now he's hoping for a time machine to get them all back.
>all the newsHoly chink shit!May chang always ship you the right goods, dear.
Very nice indeed, you did the regular OP proud.
>>106422253How's the feeling of walking on shit?
Is it just me or are there a billion different tracking numbers lately. Used to be the cainiao number. Then either Canada post or a courier service. I've seen at least half a dozen different tracking formats for packages from this sale.
>>106438714Maybe the de minimi debacle is causing all sorts of trouble for them, assuming you are American
holy news bomb, OPlet's fucking go
>>106438714they are melting down and their sub contracted couriers are having internal labor disputes
>>106438714everytime time USPS postal inspectors bust cainao couriers using a mailbox the fines are eating them alive
>tracking hasn't changed in 4 daysaaaiiiieeeee I'm going insane
>>106365249The shirt is here, it's decent.>>106435513
>>106440554you doing the denim jeans and white shoes to go along with the shirt or nah?
>>106440757It's basically what I wear most of the time anyways. The shoes are silver NB 530's but they still fit lol
Anyone bought crocs from the chinks? I need something I can slip on when I'm taking out the trash and I hate flip-flops.
>>106441275get the step on shit sandals
>>106441290aren't they all flip flops or have straps you have to do up?
>>106441294Ah i guess they are i thought you just meant you didn't like the ones with a tiny strap that goes between your toes
>>106441318Nah I meant anything that basically plaps your foot while you're walking, I hate that. Although now that I think about it maybe crocs do that too?
>>106441275>>106441294Check out those EVA slides/slippers.
>>106441365no, if they fit they're as sturdy as shoes even if you don't have them in performance mode
>>106441365Don't really have a problem with that, all depends on how well they fit your feet crocs/shit feel
>>106437903>>106437918>>106437929>>106437940>>106437948Now, this is what I call a proper bread bake. Have a (you).
>>106441397Why is this a thing>>106441381>>106441399I think I need to go to a shoe shop and find something that fits well then, if I buy from the chinks I'll probably end up getting something that's either too tight or too loose.
>>106441451when i put the back strap on it feels like the shoe size shrinks 0.5-1 size down and that lets me run without being afraid that it'll slip offi usually have it strap off when going in and out of the houseyou're right about actually trying them on, and you'll need to look at the design of the chink crocs when you're ordering as well as not all crocs are the same. some crocs groove inwards like a bowl while others are completely flat. then there's also the ankle/heel fin - some clogs have them real high while sometimes they're minimal/low
Anons, I need you to shill me a 900000rpm violent turbo fan to choose. There are five billion variant of these, some with stepped speed, some with knob adjusted speed. Some with an integrated battery, some with removable Li-ion cells.Though the two most important things I'm looking for are:-it's not complete dogshit quality wise-it has a vacuum attachmentThe latter is so that I can also use it as a car vacuum since that would come in extremely handy to have on top of having something stronger than canned air that runs on electricity.
>>106442040It simply will not work as a vacuum. They are designed for high airflow, adding a filter will ruin that airflow and it'll hardly move any air.I know because I got one that came with vacuum accessories and I had to just throw them away.
>>106442648People buying blowers which can double as vacuums are huffing the same hopium as buying cheap air purifiers or 1L dehumidifiers. Designated e-waste.
>csg doesn't even recommend cheap chinese SD cards anymorehow the turn tables. have tariffs really affected this general this much?
>>106442648Alright then, if that's a bad idea, what would be a good turbo blower and a good portable vacuum for cleaning up my car and other small places?
Is it worth it to go the chink route for picrel? I just want a small pen tablet for whenever I feel the need to handwrite rather than use a keyboard. For reference this can be had for like 30 euros on amazon with next day delivery. From a cursory look on ali comparable stuff is around the 20/30 euros price point with delivery who knows when
>>106443169Look for Huion or XP-Pen. The Chinese have been shitting all over Wacom for years now. You don't even need to go to Ali to find a cheap drawing tablet.
>>106443169I'll second Huion, they're better value than Wacom.I nearly went with XP-Pen when I got it too, read good things about it.
>>106443188Yeah I already had an xp-pen variant bookmarked on amazon, ~25 euros and similar specs to the Wacom one I linked. I guess I can just go for one on Amazon then? the price seems to be in line with what I can see on Ali (same xp-pen model seems to be ~20 euros)
>>106443150pricepoints for each?
>>106443317Let's say around 100zł or $25 in real money
>>106443169wacom sucks now, like the one you posted doesn't even have an eraser, and you can't just buy a better stylus, you have to get a higher tier model
Looking for a basic wireless mouse and keyboard to play PC games from my sofa. Can get picrel for £20, do the chinamen make anything better or should I stick with boring western brands?
>visit aliexpress using vpn>my location is set to swiss>website is in french>it's using the de.aliexpress subdomain
>>106443826What they do is they put everything HTTP request through an RNG.
>>106443345Erasers are a useless, it's easier, faster and better to just press E on your keyboard desu. But yes, Wacom is overpriced garbage and their drivers are botnet.
>>106437903Thanks for baking the bread and making a good news segment anon, ya did me proud.
>Package arrives by tomorrow>Tracking says it's still at the departure airport, not even in my country yet, much less customs or local shipping
>>106443826the Schweiß speaks 4 languages.
>>106444058enjoy your $1 late delivery coupon
>>106422253this shoes news worthythey are freaking nice for $8the "real" ones are like $35+even the "real" ones are chinese origin so idk what the price diff is about
>>106444240but does it feel like stepping on shit?
>>106444240narrow toebox though
>>106443225I've been using an XP-Pen Deco 01 V2 for years and it's been fantastic, keep the paper-like protector on since it reduces the friction on the stylus tip and makes it feel comfortable to work with
>>106444240forgot he posted the link. follow the measurements guidehttps://aliexpress.com/item/1005007912397230.html
>>1064442408$? is this with coins or someshit
What is the current meta champion of splash-resistant Bluetooth speakers for the shower?JBL Go 4 or are there good chink alternatives?
>>106444240Reading about this brand on the Internet is fucking wild. Some French dude starts a company with the same name after a trip to China, sells bootlegs of the shoes, sell the company to some US-based group who owns some of the biggest brands in the world, and they accuse the original manufacturer of making counterfeit shoes.
>>106444445Xiaomi Sound Pocket.Same form factor, same IP67 water and dust rating, bigger battery and 16€.I got one and liked it so much I got another one as a gift that's in the mail right now.
I bought this bike pump off Aliexpress almost 2 months ago and it already exploded.I barely used it 6 times (more like 4), but suddenly it just exploded while pumping and something flew off from its side. The pressure gauge could measure up to 140PSI, but I was barely hitting 35.I contacted customer service, explained what happened and gave them my email adress. Not sure if it was the store's or Aliexpress's, but the the chat interface is awful with insane amounts of AI crap.Is there any hope for some kind of refund or getting another pump? I'm out of the refund window, but I liked the pump...
>>106444578do you have action store in your citythey have really good cheap pumps
>>106443489You're better off not buying anything if that's what you have in mind, literal e-waste.Get a Logitech K400 and half-decent mouse instead.
>>106444718Never ever heard of that store.Locally, you can't find jackshit here, there are only two options and only one is leg-operated. I have a serious issue with finding a proper pump, at this point, anywhere!I kept buying these garbage German made pumps that were designed like 60 years ago, but they start leaking every few months, if they're not defective right out of the bat. Stores even stopped storing them, since they're so shit.How the fuck are we still not capable of making pumps that fucking work??! I'm goddamn desperate here...
>>106444975where are you at?
>>106445028Eastern EU small town in a small shithole.Ordering from abroad is the only option, but the taxes are absolute rape. I'm reluctant to risk spending 150$ on some fancy pump, that could fall apart just as easily and in the end is made in China anyways.
>>106445077>Eastern EUIf we're speaking Poland then Action is all over the fucking place.
>>106445083Think more like Eastern Slovakia or Southern Hungary.
I don't know how many of you guys got in on this but one night on the live streams they gave away unlimited amount of 20% coupons. I claimed got knows how many but my coupon page is still pages of scrolling full of them.They expire end of today. I took my cashback and bought more shit just now. It's as if the sale is still on.
>>106445122Bro you don't know what country you're in?
>>106445157My country doesn't matter, might as well be an irrelevant balkan dump.Point is, the currency is worthless and there is no selection outside maybe the capital city. Even there, it's mostly price gouged imports.China was supposed to be my savior.
First for fuck burgeristani - you had it too good for too long.>>106437903Thanks, anon. Good work.>>106441275www.aliexpress.com/item/1005008088677706.htmlI got these. I still use them. They do the job.
is there some sort of tech i'm not understanding to get some of the prices people are coming away with? i'm trying to pick up an rg slide for $140 rather than the normal close to $200 but last sale i was only able to put in one coupon code for it which only brought it down to like $157.also i haven't really fucked with coins or gems or whatever strange chuck e cheese tokens are on the app so i don't think i'd be able to amass enough to drop the rg slide any lower this next sale.
>>106445193just pick better product
>>106444578I told you to get a Decathlon pump. I told you that exactly what you just described would happen.
>>106445326>also i haven't really fucked with coinsyeah that's the tech you're not understanding to get some of the prices people are coming away with
>>106444445>splash-resistant Bluetooth speakers for the shower?genuine question, but why? just have a speaker outside the shower?
>>106444294Looks like only v3 is available (60 euros), do you happen to know what the difference is and if that's a good price?
i think my package missed its flight
>>106445656It's flipping around endlessly on the package conveyer carousel
>>106444510NTA but I was thinking about getting it on Ali, but for some reason they don't ship to my address. Big Jeff does though and the price is about the same so I think I'll pull the trigger here. Could use a loud mini speaker.
>>106445656My package is just enjoying the airport lounges
What's the weirdest thing you've seen on AliExpress, guys?
>>106443489Randomly looking on CeX I saw this logitech wireless keyboard+mouse combo for £10.No idea how good it is.https://uk.webuy.com/product-detail?id=SACCLOGMK270AHere's a search with a bunch of results.https://uk.webuy.com/search?stext=logitech+wireless+keyboard+mouse&availability=In+Stock+Online
Bought some arm pad replacements for my chair. Any way to get that plastic factory smell out?
>>106445925leave it in the sun for a couple of days
>>106441451>Why is this a thingthe strap is tighter around the heel so it will keep the shoes on if you're running or some shit but it also means you can't just slip them on and off as easily. i have some i leave by my back door for walking around the yard and never use it.
American tax evasion bros, what's the current situation? Will ali mass import shit and then ship the final leg from within US to avoid the border tax?I was thinking about getting a cheap over-door hook for hanging clothes but I don't wanna get epstein'd out of 80bux on my 3 dollar piece of pot metal(+15% tip).
>>106445703It's a great speaker, so even for a bit more I'd still say it's easily worth it.
It's been almost two months since my last order. Work is going to shit. Shill my something. Anything. Looking to dump $50 on various chink shit, but nothing on the front page speaks to me.
>>106446458giant plusheg: 190cm goose is about $40
>>106446458animal/monster dildo with cum tube
>>106444510Thanks>>106445557Sounds better inside the glass door specially people talkingWife complains of the volume outsideI like to use at poolside tooI want it small to carry in a backpackI have kidsIf they're making it extra convenient now why settle for less and worry
>>106444259tfw cloven feet
>>106446458One of those handheld emulators. R36S.
>>106447149
where can i buy an inexpensive and quality dakimakura base and cover
>>106447241For a second I thought this was the /trash/ tab
>>106447313must be one mild thread
>>106447228nta but I kind of wanna get one of these tiny trimui side-by-side style onesseems like the gameboy shape is way more popular though
Nice
>>106445326You have to be chronically online to play the metagames or whatever. Every sale they come up with some different mechanic. You have be on it and figure out the game mechanic fast as it's unfolding.Last summer it was gambling on eurocup.This summer there was something completely different. It was different for different regions too.You can make up the $17 by delivering a pizza or two. Honestly the whole thing about csgmaxxing is for degens (such as myself).
>>106447834If you wanna get a small horizontal get the magicx zero 28
I know there's some fishing anons lurking in here occasionally.I've been using a carbon fiber telescopic rod for a few years, it was pretty cheap (for local prices) at the time; long story short I got a good bite by a pike yesterday and the tip of my rod broke. Since it's kinda not been all that special or great in the first place, I'm tempted to buy a new one rather than order a replacement tip and I'm pondering if aliexpress fishing rods can be any good.Part of me is skeptical, part of me uses aliexpress shit for shelter and warmth during hiking, and I trust that shit with my life, so what do I know.Are there meme brands where you know you're getting something very good for the price, similarly to naturehike or widesea for hiking, except for fishing rods? I'd pair it with a mid-market daiwa spinning reel if that matters (the one currently on my broken rod).
what are some tea related stuff I can get from Ali? I know jack shit of tea, but my mom is into it and I'd like to buy her something.
>>106448244She probably has all the stuff she would need to brew tea already so stuff like chinese infusers doesn't carry that much value. Maybe a bamboo tea tray.If she likes the autistic ceremonial approach you could get her a "gaiwan" which is a traditional chinese tea brewing vessel but they've gotta be used in a different way than modern tea infusers (and they need loose leaf tea ofc) so she might think it's too much of a bother.If she's on the more lazy "I just wanna put a tea bag in and stop thinking" end maybe you could get her a mug warmer.
>>106447889I'm on day 45, 5844 coins. How many do you have, anon?
>>106447889Wait a goddamn second, why did you get 75 yesterday? Why is Chang rewarding you more than me?!?
>>106448244there's teapets that are pretty cute. they are associated with chinese tea ceremonies, but I think they could be fun for any tea enjoyer. would probably need to supply a tea board / tea tray with that, if ur mum doesn't already own one.according to wikipedia, the piss boy is one of the more traditional designs. supposedly, he soaks up cold water because he's made of clay and 'releases' a stream of liquid when you pour hot water over him.I like this froggy, too.
>>106448324NTA but 70 is the daily check-in, and you get another 5 for using the widget for a total of 75.
>>106448427Oh right, all is well, then. I'm not placing that ugly shortcut. Btw how the hell they verify that I'm using a shortcut? What kind of glowie operation is that?
>>106448453I don't know how it works on the backend, but essentially the app knows where you come from when you open it, think of it like the tracking in a link header. You can get additional "boni" for gems, coins and watering game via widgets and they are universally ugly, as you said.Also for some reason the gem widget only recognizes that you're coming from the widget the second try each day. Honestly much like most activities and games on ali it's all not worth the effort. Just get your daily coin check-in as it's the one bonus worth having and maybe if you're feeling fancy do the gem check-in too (which means daily spin, daily cheaper gacha ball and then daily check-in on the candy crush clone as it gives gems too). Anything beyond that borders on mental illness. Arguably this is already deranged to do daily.
>>106448483Thanks. I think each shortcut is placed with some initialization parameter, which is then verified on startup. Agreed, it's all literally a huge time waster and soulless grind and I'm not even employed right now. I did the thing completely for one coupon in one of those games and I felt dirty as fuck after, like fueling a whore's crack addiction in exchange for a little amount of borrowed friction on her flappy bird, if you can catch my drift. This thing makes any man with an ounce of spirituality stray further from the light.
>>106448539>like fueling a whore's crack addiction in exchange for a little amount of borrowed friction on her flappy bird, if you can catch my driftVery eloquently put anon. I just keep in mind that you're competing with third worlders and even a lot of them realize their time is worth more, at that point you have to question what you're doing with yourself.
>>106448571>I just keep in mind that you're competing with third worlders and even a lot of them realize their time is worth more, at that point you have to question what you're doing with yourself.Exactly my observation, especially because I'm one of them. Brazil sends its regards. *stabs you*.
>>106448634My sincerest condolences anon.
>>106448671Duly taken.
>>106448539>This thing makes any man with an ounce of spirituality stray further from the light.I just note that western big tech is run by the same type of debased whores. At least these ones give me free stuff sometimes.
>>106444488>chinkshit gets chinked by the frogs and then burgersWhat goes around comes around
>>106447889let's see paul allen's coins
Looking at maybe getting a Redmi Note 13 Pro on sale for $182. Any reason not to? I've only compared specs on xiaomi and motorola phones so far.
Chang was feeling poetic
>>106449791link for the dollfags here (me)
>>106449900aliexpress.com/item/1005009271916901.htmllooks good for the price, share if you do buy it
>>106449922how mad at me would you be if i bought this for the purpose of hotgluing it
>>106449930not as crazy as those guys who hotglue $200 figuresstill deranged and those soft cloth goods would get coom stained for a quick dopamine rush
>>106449948that's fair, i'm sorry i get a little bit of a rush staining girls that can't defend themselves (tho nothing at $200).these ones just look super cute so they're in my strike range.
SHIP MY SHIT
>>106437903man jokes aside its still nice to see you guys with or without the news from OPnow get to it chang
Best e-ink reader?
>>106450272
>>106450272sorry gweilo we have a volleyball competition at 4am and we're using your new vacuum/blower combo as the ball
>>106450342Wrong thread. Jailbroken Kindle or Kobo.
>>106450272Dumb laowai, you will never to receive your vacuum pump for penis!
>>106450406>CuteDeary Store vs. EEDGGWDCDOO >winner gets to face Shop237623784623 in grand finals at Shenzhen Technological Park
>>106447653I wouldn't get this one. Better look at either one of these:Anbernic RG28XXMiyoo A30Or like other anon said MagicX Zero28Trimui is way too small.
>>106451092Fuck, it was meant for >>106447834
So let me get this straight. on the coins super discount you can only buy now, never add to cart? So you cant get that free shipping unless you find something 10$+ which is rare?
>>106451184what is coins super discount? you can add coin stuff to cart
>>106451271Pretty sure they mean discount finder. >>106451184You can add coin stuff to cart (you couldn't in the past), but it doesn't always work and I've not yet found why it's sometimes one way and sometimes the other. Just double check before paying to make sure.
>>106451184>>106451338No, discount finder and coins super discount are two separate things. From my experience, you can never add to cart from coins super discount, but you can from discount finder, unless the discount is above ~80%.
>>106451360Aliexpress really do be like: Oh you're not finding the product you're looking for? Have you considered one of our 87 different sub-shop windows with different mechanics for each one?
>>106446458Bought an rc drift car.
Just got 1000 gems on my daily pull AMA
Are there any clones of left handed or true ambidextrous mice (ie doesn't expect me to use my pinky to press buttons)?Steel Series scroll wheel has gone stiff + the resistance for its clicks has all but gone. Tired of spending stupid money on mice that fail <18 months.
>>106451476Aren't most mice ambi
>>106451484nope, especially when it comes to higher quality mice. Most have slight curves which make it annoying to use offhand or they have side buttons only on the left side (ever had cramp in your little finger? Not fun)
>>106451376No one would buy anything at full price if it wasn't over-complicated bullshit.
>delete my aliexpress account>make one again months later with the same email adress>get instantly banned>explain why i did it in appeals and that i have no ulterior motive>DENIEDFucking faggot retards.
>>106451592No welcome deal for you buddy
>>106451607>>106451592>meanwhile the other anons on their 13th new accountit's all about the game, and how you play it - triple h
>>106447270>baseyou mean the cushion itself? Have a look in local soft furnishings stores, pregnant ladies use similar cushions to make themselves more comfortable in bed so you should be able to find something. Standard daki size is 50cmx150cm
>>106449922these dolls are pretty cute, did another anon post about these (or something similar) awhile ago? >>106449960nta but I know that feel