>Tech News & Industry InsightsThe Register - https://www.theregister.com/TechCrunch - https://techcrunch.com/Hacker News - https://news.ycombinator.com/Fudzilla - https://fudzilla.com/newsZDNet - https://www.zdnet.com>Software Development & ProgrammingGitHub Trending - https://github.com/trendingDevDocs - https://devdocs.ioJavaScript, CSS, HTML sandbox - https://jsfiddle.netMDN Web Docs - https://developer.mozilla.orgStack Overflow Blog - https://stackoverflow.blogThe Missing Semester of Your CS Education - https://missing.csail.mit.edu>IT Operations & InfrastructureAWS Service Health Dashboard - https://status.aws.amazon.comCloudflare System Status - https://www.cloudflarestatus.comDownDetector - https://downdetector.comMicrosoft Azure Status - https://status.azure.comMicrosoft Office 365 Status - https://portal.office.com/servicestatus>Career AdviceInterview Prep - https://www.wikihow.com/Calculate-Severance-PayBuilding a Resume - https://www.bentoandstarchky.com/dec/rants.htmSalary Stuff - https://benefits.va.gov/BENEFITS/Applying.aspEmotional Support - https://www.erowid.org/library/People who will be going to /utwg/ shortly - https://layoffs.fyiPrevious: >>106448125
Are you winning anon's?
>>106466486>Are you winning34, still single
>>106466493Same all the money, home and bullshit but no family. Why even live.
5 years in IT, should I pivot to another career that is more in demand while I still can?
>>106466486Winning at what?
>>106466536LEL IT is still in demand. There is not a job out there that is immune from outsourcing.
How do I get into management? Serious question Here's my stats>26>extremely good grade in economics/CS Frankenstein degree>currently senior dev with a few more responsibilities but nothing you could call real management>autistically good on an engineering level, and been doing senior level dev for almost 4 years now, total job experience is like 6 years >outside of work some really tiny open source projectsThat's about itMy current job is comfy and paying well, but it's not "retire before retirement age tier" and I'm getting the career ladder itch.What do?
>>106466536>should I pivotyou should outsource your core competencies, and near-shore some tangible assets or tertiary processes, or maybe both
>>106466590MBA or bust anon.
>>106466643In my country that degree is more valuable than a pure MBA anon
>>106466590>What do?does management pays better? I dont think so, but I might be wrong
>>106466590have people skills
>>106466664It obviously does>>106466684And then? This is such a non-answer
>>106466722are you this one weird brown guy in the middle>>106466718>It obviously doeshonest to god question, middle management is hell on earth, and these people, usually not IT based, are making money comparable to mid+/-senior positions. Also, a lot of IT guys are making uuuuge money just simply getting a higher position as a dev. There are some salary ranges available only to trusted employees.
>>106466813Define middle management, I've yet to see a company where middle management earns less than basic senior devs unless you're talking about some star devs in meme fields like ML.I DONT mean product owners, that's not management IMO
>>106466854Just to clarify, for me middle management means everything team lead and above, or squad/department lead and below. So basically people responsible for 5-30 people
>>106466900>So basically people responsible for 30+ peopleyeah those are making dosh, I have no idea how to get there or how to help you son. I suppose, get lucky with a small company that will be shooting up the stars, and you are one of the OG squad, basically glorified nepotism.
I don’t even write code anymore. It’s all just prompting and agentic workflows. I don’t give a fuck, I hate programming.
>>106466486Hell yeah brother I'm mentally ill
>>106466972>agenticthis is the dumbest new techbro phrase, possibly ever, it is even worse than "performant" and "compute units" combined
>>106466988It's just a term anon relaxThere's much worse shit in the AI space, namely the scaling hypothesis and singularity meme as well as "AI ethics" (lmao)
>>106466988Except it’s an actual thing, retard.
>>106466590I'm also 26 and I'm queued up to be the team lead after the current guy. I hold an MBA and the idea was really only floated bc I took over management responsibilities like project tracking, delivered some mid-visibility projects, and generally care about the success of the team. But at my work its kinda startup like and I wouldn't expect this at your mid-large companies. >>106466486I'm employed, which is better than most genz in CS
>>106467062>I'm also *bragging bragging bragging*>but *humblebrag humblebrag*What the fuck was the point of your post?
>>106467073Le reddit brag meme. KYS faggot, this is a jobs thread not a grovel on the ground for pennies from people who actually work for a living.
>>106467079You literally didn't even contribute anything to the discussion, nor did you ask any follow up question, so yes it's pure bragging
Should have listened to the artists. I’m laughing as you retards are made obsolete.
>>106467089No honestly kill yourself, get in your car and find the nearest brick wall to run in. You poor fags shit up the thread about faggot shit all day.
>>106467073replying to the other 26 year old in this thread, read nigga
>>106467122Replying with wha retard>yeah I'm also 26 but I'm about to join management heh look at me
>>106467135stay bitter loser
>>106467039>>106467034>top results for "agentic" are about ai sloppanfind me a use of the word "agentic" from before the year 2000 and i will believe you wrt it being a real word and not techbro babytalk
>>106467135What's your TC? You sound salty as fuck on a jobs thread with people talking about jobs.
>>106467092>He thinks "Artificial Intelligence" is why it's hard to find new jobs and not "Actually Indians"We spoke about this in the other thread but it's all a cycle. When they finally take a hit to quality is when it turns around.
>>106467173>TCgo back to teamblind, jeetno one but mumbai refugees use that term
>>106467169>kikekikegoholy JIDF
>>106467180>he thinks quality mattersthis, everyone, is pure cope. it doesn’t matter how genius of a coder you think you are. it’s time to sneed about it.
>>106467236I DO NOT ACCEPT YOUR CONCESSION, INDIANGO LOSE SOME MORE RAFALES TO PAKIS ABOUT IT
>>106466988I agree. They should have a better word for the ability to take actions and/or make decisions
I'm dating an Indian woman who works in big tech. I'm Indian-American (born and raised in USA, American accent, don't smell like burning garbage). I've slowly been piecemealing information to her about how I believe Indians have ruined tech in America and she is actually quite receptive
>>106467278Another one of the "actually, I'm one of the good ones".
>Remote>Location Remote...>This is a cross-team role, primarily reporting into the Data Analytics Manager, with a dotted line to the Development Team Lead.>Because of this, you will be expected to work a hybrid model, attending our Suffolk Head Office based in Claydon, 4 times a month / once a week.F OU FC FK !!Lying shit stains!Seriously, every job I see listed as remote is actually hybrid when you look through the job description.Why do they do this?Why do they waste my time with jobs I don't want?Why do they waste their own time wading through CVs from people that are out of bounds?
>>106467260pipe down, queer
>>106467278shitted nigga
>>106466590>How do I get into management?Don't be autistic
>>106467265"agentic" is not a word but "agent-based" would be a valid if ultimately useless phrase. really what makes "agentic" so egregious is that EVERYTHING is an agent. just saying that there is an agent involved is meaningless; if there was no agent, there would be no workflow. if anything, you are admitting that you, the coooooder are not an agent and do not have any influence on any process.just call it what it is, "AI(-based) workflow". it's just a weasel word to get out of getting laughed at for leaning on AI slop, except also a self-own since it basically means "I outsourced it and didn't do anything myself" taken more literally>>106467278shes just a higher caste who (rightfully) views the lower ones as slaves. shes still gonna scam you and everyone around you regardless
>>106467278Also dating an Indian woman, but I'm the techfag. We have discussed the growing resentment of the American workforce to Indian offshoring particularly in the tech field. Its hilarious because she has family in the US that are forced to utilize offshore workers and they say they hate working with them because they can't get shit done and are lazy.
>>106467336>rightfullyThe absolute state of his general
>>106467336I'm an asshole so whenever I hear the word "agentic" I MAKE people explain to me exactly what the agentic portion of this LLM pipeline is. Is it the ability to call tools if you have the LLM return JSON? Is it the ability for the LLM to chain together multiple calls until it completes a task?Make the fags who use the word "agentic" make it very clear. >shes just a higher caste who (rightfully) views the lower ones as slaves. shes still gonna scam you and everyone around you regardlessI actually did explain to her how Indian culture is basically just a big line of people shitting upstream from another (scamming) and she couldn't stop laughing.
>>106467345>Its hilarious because she has family in the US that are forced to utilize offshore workers and they say they hate working with them because they can't get shit done and are lazy.Dude, my dad is an Indian immigrant who came to the USA in the early 90s. I remember growing up, the times I would hear my dad yelling the loudest was when he would be on the phone arguing with some Indian retard. He told me about how dealing with Indians is the worst part of his job - again, this is from my dad, an Indian immigrant.
>>106467385THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS GENERAL
>>106467385RIP flush yourself now
>>106467336>>106467372You retards are getting hung up on a word. I am not spoonfeeding you, but consider that a human not having influence on the process is the point.
>>106467427You're not spoonfeeding anyone anything you fucking moron. It is an undeniable fact that the word "agent" is aggressively misused and is basically a marketing buzzword
>>106467438What word would you use instead smartass>hard mode: has to be as concise as agentic
>>106467359all indians are slaves
>>106467391
>>106467427again>just saying that there is an agent involved is meaningless; if there was no agent, there would be no workflow.all workflows are inherently "agentic" in that they have agents, human or other. and "agentic" isnt even a fucking word >>106467450>slop
holy krishna, the absolute state of this general. It really is all just shit stained browns accusing others of being Indian.
YOU ARE ALL INDIAN NOT ME I AM INDIAN-AMERICAN SAAAAAR ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER SaAAAAAAAAAR
I've yet to meet an indian coworker that wasnt ass at their job, even indian managers>"sar you must solve this problem with an ansible playbook that an on-call monkey runs when something breaks">tell him its a network engineering issue that can be fixed with proper routing and load balancing>"our team must redeem more problems so we look good just ignore what you think is right and send ansible playbook"
>bought ergonomic mesh chair>it's uncomfortable bros...should've bought a lazy boy instead
I want all non-Whites (this includes jews) out of this general NOW
क्या वास्तव में इस सामान्य में कुछ भी चर्चा की जाती है या यह सिर्फ स्किज़ो पोस्टिंग है
>>106467600आगे बढ़ने से पहले अपना कुल मुआवज़ा पोस्ट करें महोदय
>>106467596Go herman miller or secret lab if your a fat fuck. No other brand is even comparable.
>>106467625मेरा सालाना पैकेज उनहत्तर लाख है।
>>106467625is this Agentic?
>>106467625What was he even trying to do?How do you pull that thing up?Glad he wasn't squished.
>>106467497They're still buttblasted about their failed moon launch - know its bad when they have a melty like this.
>>106467743Wait did India really have a failed moon launch?
>>106466507at this point why not just find a golddigger who will at least carry your seed?just make sure to DNA test
If you make less than 200k you aren't going to make it.
>>106467743>>106467763>Wiki: The Vikram lander attempted a lunar landing on 6 September 2019; the lander crashed due to a software errorthats what they get for relying on indian software engineers
>>106467763yeah but i thought that was months ago. it was lulzy because they tried to hide it with a bunch of 3d renders/ai slop videos before every other news agency got wind of a rocket fucking exploding at like 200 feet
>>106467813This but unironically. Even 500k is just barely above poverty.
>>106467847Yes, if your house is less than 900k, are you really middle class?
>>106467820nvm i was thinking of a more recent onehttps://www.space.com/space-exploration/launches-spacecraft/indian-rocket-launch-fails-earth-observation-satellite-lost
>>106467861If your house is that cheap just go homeless. There's no difference.
>>106466493gonna be foreveralone unless you make some drastic changes
>>106467256>He says while complaining about the ever diminishing quality of once quality brands The big players can only fuck up so much before somebody smaller comes around and does things in ways that customers want. See HP.
>>106467260You're actually right. In fact all use of the word "agentic" prior to 2000 was in feminist research papers. Really makes you think. Side note: I hate that Google is trying to retroactively change the past Internet so even if I look for results from the past I get materials that are clearly newly published.
>>106467972HP fucked around so bad that people realized "Hey Dell wasn't that bad of a company now that we have reviewed our warranty returns"
>>106468046link em, i wanna know the context to see what they intend that non-word to mean
>>106467517I am one of the good ones sir!
>>1064673044 times a month isn't that bad. Cry more bitch nigga
>>106467625use case?
>>106467847>Three vacations a year>BMW Drive guy series>Toyota Land Yacht>Average
Is it normal to combine netadmin and sysadmin together? Absolutely bombed an interview for a combo today and it's got me depressed as fuck. Answered the net admin questions flawlessly but then they threw in a bunch of acronyms and sys admin shit and I flopped. Maybe answered 5 of their questions correctly out of 15.
>>106468159anything less is poorfaggotry
>>106468159gotta keep up with the jonses
>>106468159I haven't even taken 1 vacation in like 6 yearsThough next year my parents want us all to take a family trip together, so I get to look forward to spending a week with four people who never liked me, even when I was a kid
>>106468279The best f you to family who mistreat is to just not respond bro. Just don't go, lmao.
>>106468089https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10573877/
>>106468317>clearly just "like an agent"/"having agency">probably used(made-up) because saying something like "forceful" or "powerful"boring but thank you regardless. and thinking about it myself i guess there isnt really a good easy to recall adjective for having agency. agentic is still a stupid word tho
wfh -> 3 day hybridno name -> meta140k tc -> 265kwhite manager -> jeetI already signed but was I right?
>>106468305They didn't mistreat me, they just didn't like me.Also, they're starting the vacation trip in the city where I live...
>>106468410Literally same thing.
>>106468421Well it's my own fault, I was an unlikable kid. I'm actually thinking of using some of the yearly bonus from my SWE job to help pay for the vacation for everyone.
>>106467649This. Either two of this only matters
>>106468135Lmao
>>106468135It is when I live nowhere near their office, so won't be selected even if I did want to travel because they'll prefer a local candidate.
why is the USA visa system retarded?h1b>yeah you've got a job offer at the top tech company in the world but fuck you, you'll need to wait 6+ months through a h1b lotteryeb-2>yeah, you're making $200k/y but are you working in cybersecurity, AI or healthcare? no? fuck youIs the only real option to work for a USA company and get a transfer after a year?
the more you don't give a shit about your job, the more you should be good at it
why didnt any of you tell me trump died
Some stupid corporate event/business event. Asking for your favorite song to play.Suggest me some bangers>NWA Straight outta Compton
>>106469084https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwnRX9M96RrCblaUXcR74xNMvXC38h7wY&si=wBCN0A0g5kDSbVb6Thank me later
>>106468959The only option is fuck off we're full.
>>106469084only one optionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4StAFB4eqU
>>106469084Anything works as long as its not sexual. People are less prudish with music than they are with your outfit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnZV7lbYpNw&list=PLRvM2fAdMqrvUYcOZb-BmdurasrOEpGmMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOmX6HmGp0U&list=PLC310CFE6BA0A6281
>>106469084"the greatest royalty-free banger" according to a youtuberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWMSvX4Q218
>>106468981I hate that companies view it as a huge negative for not liking or wanting the product you're working on. All the products that I gave zero shits about have been my best works purely because I had zero bias.
should i go to school for this career
>>106469329Its the only option. Also fuck off were full like your mom :P
>>106466722>so what we are some kind of suicide squad?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPQPdYttl7U
>>106469329I didn't, lmao. I make 100k+ and my degree isn't even related to IT.
>>106469329Absolutely not.Get some real-world experience through an internship or work freelance, put it on a resume then work call center and transfer into a dev/cyber role.Or join the military for a clearance and then get a guaranteed job when you get out.
>>106469522Getting a developer internship is like joining the NBA.
>>106469252Based
>>106468382probably because the hybrid means you already live in a HOCL area and the increased TC helps you save? but be prepared for more BS
Average day at the help deskhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV9knEXcGlkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AHJldlzBiY
>team meeting again tomorrowsighhh maybe they'll realize im a fraud this one and fire me finally
>>106466813i think that guy might be john titor>>106466722the woman on the left
here's a nice little cartoon for my tech bros.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idCFV0KF4uo
>>106469927Britain if real.
>>106469927100$ to buy a year a time. Yep I am buying multiple decades a month and living forever.
learn a trade
Compiler engineers are over paid. Tell me i am wrong.
>>106470043https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCqcYC0kwDs
What even is business casual? What the fuck do I wear to my first day at work? Picrel is how I usually dress.
>>106470100Don't wear shorts, dont wear graphic tee's, dont wear flip flops.
>>106470100You're almost there, just wear a lighter less tacky variety of flannel shirt and a white tshirt underneath, and you're doing business casual
ive ascended past the "apply for jobs and never hear back" phase of my career to the "have recruiters reach out to me, do an interview, and get rejected" phase
>>106470221Don't worry, you can still go back to the ghosting phase.
>This hybrid role combines deep technical expertise with client-facing consulting, split approximately 70% onsite delivery and 30% presales support.Just LinkedIn things.
