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>>106479354We beat the faggot ass zoomers! We did it!
Why can't I get a job?
>>106479386Doesn't matter, I'm still unemployable.
>>106479387insufficient persistent mental derangement to keep doing things that clearly dont work until they randomly do
Just become a streamer. It's easy.
>>106479413The only actual job left for white men who can't code.
>"tech" "workers"
Not giving jobs to the new gen is going to bit them in the butt later.
REMAKE SOON
>>106479491
>>106479501GET OUT OF THE SIMULATION YOU FUCKING CRIPPLE I'M SENDING YOU BACK TO THE REAL WORLD WHERE EVERYONE HATES YOU.
Is there even such a thing as a developer with only 2 years of experience on some arbitrary meme stack and a TS with polygraph?
>>106479516Git gud.
>>106479526I have maybe a combined three months of PowerShell and Secret. Does that count?
>>106479526everyone with a clearance is a liar and a degenerate. all it proves is you're either good at hiding or too shameless to bother
I did 2 of 5 virtual onsite interviews today, 3 more tomorrow. Wish me luck bros.
>>106479770 5 interviews? Are they interviewing you to be the CEO?
>>106479526Arbitrary? No.Obscure? Yes.If you are the only one that has experience on their ancient operating system/programming language, they WILL give you clearance and throw money at you.
Will taking an IT position permanently kill my chances of getting work in programming?
>>106479787It's a mid-level fullstack role for a moderately known fintech company. No idea why there are so many. 3 technical problems + 1 system design + 1 behavioral.
>>106479833Good luck, bro
>>106479826god i hope so
>>106479876Don't get too excited. I haven't been offered an IT position.
I can't find a job. Is it over for me bros?
>be me >gradutae uni >get job in embedded >get to work on airbags, steering colums, etc. >everyone gets laid off and company gets broken up into smaller companies >start work in devops and its boring af >"it'll just be here a few months, no worries!" >been almost a year >rusty + skills from automotive dont transfer that well to other embedded areas I was thinking of doing a github project involving the techs I want to get proficient at, thats a no brainer, my question is should I work on getting certs? What about a masters? I already built a comp sci curriculum based on a few masters programs that intrest me but a lot of people in meatspace advise me against a masters despite the fact that I've seen a few job postings that treat it as YoE. What do? Validate me or spit, you choice.
>>106479909There aren't any jobs. No one has ever had a job. It's all an elaborate LARP. I'm on application 140 and I've had 2 initial interviews with no follow up.
>>106479359agrias my wife…
>>106479354how did the millenial and boomer headcount INCREASE? shouldn't it be down for everyone?
Another morning... With no gainful employment... I don't know what I'm going to do today... There is so much free time without employment... So many possibilities to not goon all day... Perhaps I will talk about religion all day on /pol/. I tried talking about laptops in the /tpg/ but everyone just wants to circlejerk their dream laptop instead of modest consumer daily drivers....
>>106480691Probably worker protections for anybody above the age of 40, as their likely to experience age base discrimination so they get protected. Meanwhile junior roles for fresh grads got decimated after covid. Why? The lockdown and online work proved to shareholders, that anyone with a computer can do first world jobs so hence the mass outsourcing to India.
You guys ever feel like doing some crime while unemployed, know what I'm saying? Download a movie for instance...?
The only way to get a job right now is through networking. It doesn't matter if you're cracked at leetcode if you can't get an actual interview.
>>106479359>apply to 300 jobs >little to no response>start "stealing" jobs from H1B in their perm process using jobs.now>start to get email responses back from recruiterswas it really that easy?
>>106483047>H1B in their perm processtheyre interviewing you so they can tell you to eat shit as proof theres no decent locals and NEEEEEEED to import ranpreet
>interview ends>you exchange pleasantries >drag your mouse to the end call button and click it>interviewer says something right before you cut the call
>>106483162normgroids are incapable of doing video calls. i dont understand it. people can still talk on the phone fine but simply CANNOT carry on a conversation without constantly interrupting by accident, leaving too early, or waiting too long to end the call when its done
>>106483160Yeah but if they're legally barred from doing it and don't have enough balls to flagrantly disregard the law that still means that they have an open position and you sat in front of them.
>>106483234>they're legally barred from doing itwhy would they be? you played right into their scheme. they can interview you, deny you over something dumb, and then say WE NEED PAJEETA, THESE WHYTE BOYS CANT LEETCODE!!!
>>106483290I'm pretty sure the PERM status only kicks in if the Jeet is found to be the "only one applying," which is why they hide these postings in the first place. If all they had to do was make up shit to deny everyone they wouldn't bother hiding them.
>>106483162I hate it when people do this shit. you said bye, retard. you can't say bye and then keep talking. you say bye to let the other person know you want to end the call.
>>106479526Most likely would accept anyone with CS background if they had a poly. If its FS poly then they'd probably take anyone who had done a python course with an active FS poly. Saw a datacenter offering 80k a year to be a physical escort as long as you had a FS poly. They'd probably sponsor a CI poly if someone knew said meme stack, but pretty rare to see anyone willing to sponsor an FS poly due to it being so easy to fail.>>106479591If you can't get an SCI w/out a polygraph then you have either seriously fucked your life up or have damning foreign connections. Seen literal iraq nationals with green cards get SCIs, also 'Taiwanese' nationals also get them no problem.
Just got about 5 rejections in the past 2 days bros.
>>106483690post your clearance nigger
>>106484459Is this /twg/ and /utwg/s new "show body"?
I just had an interview with the software development director. I thought I flubbed a couple questions but he said I am good for round 2. Wat means?
>>106484584how do you not even have a clearance KEKW WHAT A BITCH
>>106484587he wants your supple dragon dildo bruised bussy
>>106484126Only (about) 5?
I love waiting 16 days to schedule an interview only for the interviewer to not show on time and have a fucking indian answer when I pick up the phone never give me his name and hang up on he didn't like the answers I gave him
How many applications do you send a week?
>>106484850One or two?
>>106479477shortsightes troon officials dont know that though
>>106484756well I want ninety thousand dollars>>106484829you should have wished the black death upon his mother
>>106484923best we can do is 55, rentboy
>>106484923Didn't get the chance even after calling back I got a receptionist how couldn't put me through to him saying he was busy and that he'd call me back. Its sickening and gratifying to know that the dread I felt when he answered was justified.
I am so cucked that I am considering working for no (ZERO) money.
>Recruiter actually replied to my E-mail Whoa. Is this the one? >>106482372I am fairly certain I'm competent enough to rob a money truck and get away with it. Luckily for the world I am severely depressed and will probably end up killing myself without ever doing anything that wild. >>106483690>green cards get SCIsuhh
>>106485112I tried that one time, volunteer internship, I just wanted to die the whole time.
bros this new job i interviewed for is gonna sponsor me for top secret clearance if i get it.:D
>>106485210hogspeed, borther.
>>106485210>gonna sponsor me for top secret clearanceThat's when the real hell beginsDo you know if it's SCI with polygraphs as well?
>>106485252u guys are fake and gay high fantasy compulsive liars
>>106485218thanks!>>106485252hell why? uh idk about polygraphs yet
>>106485210based. Take that shit dude, you might as well be getting a free 40,000 dollars.
>>106485278>hell why?Depending on the clearance level, the paperwork is a pain in the ass, the investigation can get intrusive, and lifestyle restrictions can suck, and the annual reporting get be miserable. Ultimately depends on what accesses you'll get and what programs you'll be read-in to though.
>>106485394>the investigation can get intrusive, and lifestyle restrictions can suck, and the annual reporting get be miserable.Expand on thisWhat does it entail, besides not being able to smoke weed?
gonna be a full 2nd level inhouse sysadmin in 2 monthsfinally getting rid of 1st level after over 8 yearsi am very hyped
>>106485436It's been over 15 years since I did a full investigation, and like 4 or so since I was last cleared, but:1. they might do a background investigation where they will interview you, your family, your neighbors, your old coworkers, your landlords, your old friends, your old professors, your old HR department, etc...2. They might want to know all about your financial situation. They might want you to update them on this every year too.3. They might want your social media accounts. They didn't do this when I was last investigated, but I think they do now.4. You will need to get permission to leave the country, and they might say no.5. You will need to report to them if any foreigners come into your life, and they might tell you to drop that person.Again... it all depends on what you work on. Just TS and I don't think all of that applies. But with SCI, most of it definitely does.
>>106485491> top secret SCI> cannot talk to foreigners> talking to anyone on 4chanfake and gay
>>106485515I didn't say you can't talk to foreigners, just if they come into your life. The phrase they used when I was cleared was "close or continuing contact"
>>106485526what if I am FSB and I am doxxing u right now with the internet research agency so I can black mail u into leaking CIA informations
>>106479909just wait 2 more weeks
>>106485542Well you're doing a pretty poor joba. I gave up my clearance years ago, and I don't know anything interesting anymoreb. I didn't work at CIA
If you need a job so bad why don't you just join the EDF?
>>106485729>EDFHey pal, what are you going to do? Save the world all by yourself?
>I hope this email finds you well. I wanted to provide an update on your Google application. Congratulations for passing the Google Hiring Assessment and thank you for completing the questionnaire. Unfortunately, there’s been a change in business needs and the circumstances for the role(s) that you’ve applied to have shifted (this could mean that the roles are now filled). We receive a high number of fantastic applications and we’d encourage you to continue to monitor our Google Careers page and reapply to other roles you may be interested in.BOOOOOOOOOO
>>106485210I have a clearance and haven't been able to get something proper since the end of last year. Maybe I'm just saying the wrong things or I'm giving some hr roasties the ick, I don't know.
>>106485803>unemployed thread nigga>applying to google and actually hoping to get inyou did this to yourself
>>106485729I already applied to be a fencer with the EDF but they said I needed 3+ years of exosuit experience and I don't have that kind of money.
