animals have no god edition>Interviewinghttps://blog.interviewing.io/>How to write a resumehttps://github.com/0xCyberY/CVE-T4PDF>Salary Stuff"What's your expected salary?": https://www.fearlesssalarynegotiation.com/salary-expectations-interview-question/Negotiation advice: https://github.com/petermekhaeil/salary-negotiatingSalary data: https://levels.fyi/>Software Development & ProgrammingGitHub Trending - https://github.com/trendingDevDocs - https://devdocs.io/JavaScript, CSS, HTML resources - https://www.bentoandstarchky.com/dec/opensecret.htmMDN Web Docs - https://developer.mozilla.org/Stack Overflow Blog - https://stackoverflow.blog/>IT Operations & InfrastructureIs for chumps with a job>Unemployment AdviceInterview Prep - https://www.wikihow.com/Ask-Your-Parents-for-MoneyBuilding a Resume - https://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-ManifestoSalary Stuff - https://www.usa.gov/benefit-finder/disabilityEmotional Support - https://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methodsPeople who will be joining us shortly - https://layoffs.fyi>International Job BoardsLinkedIn - https://www.linkedin.com/Indeed - https://www.indeed.com/Hiring Cafe - https://hiring.cafe/YCombinator - https://www.workatastartup.com/companiesWellfound - https://wellfound.com/jobs>Anti-Pajeet Job BoardsUSAJobs - https://www.usajobs.gov/Clearancejobs - https://www.clearancejobs.com/Jobs Now - https://www.jobs.now/Previous: >>106449109
>>106479354We beat the faggot ass zoomers! We did it!
Why can't I get a job?
>>106479386Doesn't matter, I'm still unemployable.
>>106479387insufficient persistent mental derangement to keep doing things that clearly dont work until they randomly do
Just become a streamer. It's easy.
>>106479413The only actual job left for white men who can't code.
>"tech" "workers"
Not giving jobs to the new gen is going to bit them in the butt later.
REMAKE SOON
>>106479491
>>106479501GET OUT OF THE SIMULATION YOU FUCKING CRIPPLE I'M SENDING YOU BACK TO THE REAL WORLD WHERE EVERYONE HATES YOU.
Is there even such a thing as a developer with only 2 years of experience on some arbitrary meme stack and a TS with polygraph?
>>106479516Git gud.
>>106479526I have maybe a combined three months of PowerShell and Secret. Does that count?
>>106479526everyone with a clearance is a liar and a degenerate. all it proves is you're either good at hiding or too shameless to bother
I did 2 of 5 virtual onsite interviews today, 3 more tomorrow. Wish me luck bros.
>>106479770 5 interviews? Are they interviewing you to be the CEO?
>>106479526Arbitrary? No.Obscure? Yes.If you are the only one that has experience on their ancient operating system/programming language, they WILL give you clearance and throw money at you.
Will taking an IT position permanently kill my chances of getting work in programming?
>>106479787It's a mid-level fullstack role for a moderately known fintech company. No idea why there are so many. 3 technical problems + 1 system design + 1 behavioral.
>>106479833Good luck, bro
>>106479826god i hope so
>>106479876Don't get too excited. I haven't been offered an IT position.
I can't find a job. Is it over for me bros?
>be me >gradutae uni >get job in embedded >get to work on airbags, steering colums, etc. >everyone gets laid off and company gets broken up into smaller companies >start work in devops and its boring af >"it'll just be here a few months, no worries!" >been almost a year >rusty + skills from automotive dont transfer that well to other embedded areas I was thinking of doing a github project involving the techs I want to get proficient at, thats a no brainer, my question is should I work on getting certs? What about a masters? I already built a comp sci curriculum based on a few masters programs that intrest me but a lot of people in meatspace advise me against a masters despite the fact that I've seen a few job postings that treat it as YoE. What do? Validate me or spit, you choice.
>>106479909There aren't any jobs. No one has ever had a job. It's all an elaborate LARP. I'm on application 140 and I've had 2 initial interviews with no follow up.
>>106479359agrias my wife…
>>106479354how did the millenial and boomer headcount INCREASE? shouldn't it be down for everyone?
Another morning... With no gainful employment... I don't know what I'm going to do today... There is so much free time without employment... So many possibilities to not goon all day... Perhaps I will talk about religion all day on /pol/. I tried talking about laptops in the /tpg/ but everyone just wants to circlejerk their dream laptop instead of modest consumer daily drivers....
>>106480691Probably worker protections for anybody above the age of 40, as their likely to experience age base discrimination so they get protected. Meanwhile junior roles for fresh grads got decimated after covid. Why? The lockdown and online work proved to shareholders, that anyone with a computer can do first world jobs so hence the mass outsourcing to India.
You guys ever feel like doing some crime while unemployed, know what I'm saying? Download a movie for instance...?
The only way to get a job right now is through networking. It doesn't matter if you're cracked at leetcode if you can't get an actual interview.
>>106479359>apply to 300 jobs >little to no response>start "stealing" jobs from H1B in their perm process using jobs.now>start to get email responses back from recruiterswas it really that easy?
>>106483047>H1B in their perm processtheyre interviewing you so they can tell you to eat shit as proof theres no decent locals and NEEEEEEED to import ranpreet
>interview ends>you exchange pleasantries >drag your mouse to the end call button and click it>interviewer says something right before you cut the call
>>106483162normgroids are incapable of doing video calls. i dont understand it. people can still talk on the phone fine but simply CANNOT carry on a conversation without constantly interrupting by accident, leaving too early, or waiting too long to end the call when its done
>>106483160Yeah but if they're legally barred from doing it and don't have enough balls to flagrantly disregard the law that still means that they have an open position and you sat in front of them.
>>106483234>they're legally barred from doing itwhy would they be? you played right into their scheme. they can interview you, deny you over something dumb, and then say WE NEED PAJEETA, THESE WHYTE BOYS CANT LEETCODE!!!
>>106483290I'm pretty sure the PERM status only kicks in if the Jeet is found to be the "only one applying," which is why they hide these postings in the first place. If all they had to do was make up shit to deny everyone they wouldn't bother hiding them.
>>106483162I hate it when people do this shit. you said bye, retard. you can't say bye and then keep talking. you say bye to let the other person know you want to end the call.
>>106479526Most likely would accept anyone with CS background if they had a poly. If its FS poly then they'd probably take anyone who had done a python course with an active FS poly. Saw a datacenter offering 80k a year to be a physical escort as long as you had a FS poly. They'd probably sponsor a CI poly if someone knew said meme stack, but pretty rare to see anyone willing to sponsor an FS poly due to it being so easy to fail.>>106479591If you can't get an SCI w/out a polygraph then you have either seriously fucked your life up or have damning foreign connections. Seen literal iraq nationals with green cards get SCIs, also 'Taiwanese' nationals also get them no problem.
Just got about 5 rejections in the past 2 days bros.
>>106483690post your clearance nigger
>>106484459Is this /twg/ and /utwg/s new "show body"?
I just had an interview with the software development director. I thought I flubbed a couple questions but he said I am good for round 2. Wat means?
>>106484584how do you not even have a clearance KEKW WHAT A BITCH
>>106484587he wants your supple dragon dildo bruised bussy
>>106484126Only (about) 5?
I love waiting 16 days to schedule an interview only for the interviewer to not show on time and have a fucking indian answer when I pick up the phone never give me his name and hang up on he didn't like the answers I gave him
How many applications do you send a week?
>>106484850One or two?
>>106479477shortsightes troon officials dont know that though
>>106484756well I want ninety thousand dollars>>106484829you should have wished the black death upon his mother
>>106484923best we can do is 55, rentboy
>>106484923Didn't get the chance even after calling back I got a receptionist how couldn't put me through to him saying he was busy and that he'd call me back. Its sickening and gratifying to know that the dread I felt when he answered was justified.
I am so cucked that I am considering working for no (ZERO) money.
>Recruiter actually replied to my E-mail Whoa. Is this the one? >>106482372I am fairly certain I'm competent enough to rob a money truck and get away with it. Luckily for the world I am severely depressed and will probably end up killing myself without ever doing anything that wild. >>106483690>green cards get SCIsuhh
>>106485112I tried that one time, volunteer internship, I just wanted to die the whole time.
bros this new job i interviewed for is gonna sponsor me for top secret clearance if i get it.:D
>>106485210hogspeed, borther.
>>106485210>gonna sponsor me for top secret clearanceThat's when the real hell beginsDo you know if it's SCI with polygraphs as well?
>>106485252u guys are fake and gay high fantasy compulsive liars
>>106485218thanks!>>106485252hell why? uh idk about polygraphs yet
>>106485210based. Take that shit dude, you might as well be getting a free 40,000 dollars.
>>106485278>hell why?Depending on the clearance level, the paperwork is a pain in the ass, the investigation can get intrusive, and lifestyle restrictions can suck, and the annual reporting get be miserable. Ultimately depends on what accesses you'll get and what programs you'll be read-in to though.
>>106485394>the investigation can get intrusive, and lifestyle restrictions can suck, and the annual reporting get be miserable.Expand on thisWhat does it entail, besides not being able to smoke weed?
gonna be a full 2nd level inhouse sysadmin in 2 monthsfinally getting rid of 1st level after over 8 yearsi am very hyped
>>106485436It's been over 15 years since I did a full investigation, and like 4 or so since I was last cleared, but:1. they might do a background investigation where they will interview you, your family, your neighbors, your old coworkers, your landlords, your old friends, your old professors, your old HR department, etc...2. They might want to know all about your financial situation. They might want you to update them on this every year too.3. They might want your social media accounts. They didn't do this when I was last investigated, but I think they do now.4. You will need to get permission to leave the country, and they might say no.5. You will need to report to them if any foreigners come into your life, and they might tell you to drop that person.Again... it all depends on what you work on. Just TS and I don't think all of that applies. But with SCI, most of it definitely does.
>>106485491> top secret SCI> cannot talk to foreigners> talking to anyone on 4chanfake and gay
>>106485515I didn't say you can't talk to foreigners, just if they come into your life. The phrase they used when I was cleared was "close or continuing contact"
>>106485526what if I am FSB and I am doxxing u right now with the internet research agency so I can black mail u into leaking CIA informations
>>106479909just wait 2 more weeks
>>106485542Well you're doing a pretty poor joba. I gave up my clearance years ago, and I don't know anything interesting anymoreb. I didn't work at CIA
If you need a job so bad why don't you just join the EDF?
>>106485729>EDFHey pal, what are you going to do? Save the world all by yourself?
>I hope this email finds you well. I wanted to provide an update on your Google application. Congratulations for passing the Google Hiring Assessment and thank you for completing the questionnaire. Unfortunately, there’s been a change in business needs and the circumstances for the role(s) that you’ve applied to have shifted (this could mean that the roles are now filled). We receive a high number of fantastic applications and we’d encourage you to continue to monitor our Google Careers page and reapply to other roles you may be interested in.BOOOOOOOOOO
>>106485210I have a clearance and haven't been able to get something proper since the end of last year. Maybe I'm just saying the wrong things or I'm giving some hr roasties the ick, I don't know.
>>106485803>unemployed thread nigga>applying to google and actually hoping to get inyou did this to yourself
>>106485729I already applied to be a fencer with the EDF but they said I needed 3+ years of exosuit experience and I don't have that kind of money.
kek, youngfags btfo
>>106486005worth throwing it in there with how long their process in I'd be 6months into another job before they even finish team matching.
We beat the zoomers.We're winning.
I'm a zoomer and I'm definitely not winning.
I hate Indians so much bros
>50yo>got laid off in januarynow I trade stonks and never leave the housei should have quit years ago
>>106487151>tfw nobody ever fires me
>>106479516kek I never got to the end of that game, is that plot point ever addressed? Like they're back in the real world and the cripple kills himself, and the MC is like "Ah, everything back as they should be"
I don't know what to do.
>>106487173the only reason i didnt trade stonks while i had my job is because i worked for a broker-dealer and had to have all my trades approvedif i had a job somewhere else, I'd be phoning it in for that juicy paycheck while stonking like no other.
Good morning God loves youYour family loves youYour highschool friend misses you
do nothing
>send resume for Sr. Position>company immediately responds for an interview >look further into career site>half the jobs are in a country of a language I am fluent innever thought it would come in handy. Not Spanish or Indian btw
People who existed before and after the industrial revolution had a life expectancy of like 60 or 70.People who became victims of the industrial revolution due to unemployment had a life expectancy of like 40, they managed to reproduce but their lives were worse than their parents and their children.I think we are the victims of the AI industrial revolution.
>>106479359Ugghh so excited for the remake in October
>>106485178If you join the military and begin processing for citizenship they can begin your clearance work. Also literal cafeteria workers in certain branches get secret clearances.>>106484459I don't have access to DISS/NBIS nigger
>>106483160That's bullshit. I got months applying to steal USA jobs and every single time I am rejected for not beign physically in the USA, so the H1B is just bananas.There are tons of good jobs in USA but just for ppl legally there, born citizens most of them, not for importing spics/jeets.
>>106479393it's 50/50 droprateyou either get the job or you don't
>>106479788how much money are we talking?
>>106485178Service guarantees citizenship. Just join the AF and get a free TS SCI Angel OA. It transfers directly to whatever company you want later, no need to reapply and if you get tired of the glowies you can just give it up anytime & they stop tracking you
>Hello Anon,>Unfortunately, I have to disappoint you. We have decided not to invite you for a follow-up interview. We have received many responses and will be interviewing candidates who are better suited for the position.>I wish you the best of luck with your future job applications.Always with this shit.
>>106490251shouldn't have sperged out
>>106490540I didn't :(
Ayo, wat up 4 real.This be dah hackerino masterino. Teh IT wizzard 4 rizzle. A real rami malek hackerman.Pls gib job or government assistance.
hey
got instant denied for a helpdesk position because I don't have enough maritime experience I want to die
>>106484850100+
You're finally awake, Anon. I've been expecting you.
is it true that if you're any good, then you won't stay unemployed for long? i guess none of you are actually any good
>>106486044Try to get into the rangers, if you can break a light pole by rolling into it, you're in.You probably won't make it, but it's still better than the alternative. Air raiders will take literally anyone with an arm who can throw a calldown... But casualty rates are through the roof due to friendly fire.
>>106488248has the shit in your drinking water finally hit your frontal lobe or do you actually think that's true
>>106484126you guys are getting rejections?
>>106484126That's normal. I get 2 to 3 per day.I'm not applying enough. Think I've applied 50 or 100 times
>>106484855That's what unemployment benefits wants you to send to qualify for gibs. It's not what you actually send.>>106491599Is that enough?
>>106491945It's true for us europeans who apply for american jobs and need an H1B to come over. Too many american jobs are for citizens.
>>106492295>>That's what unemployment benefits wants you to send to qualify for gibsNot here. Either way, I try to only apply to jobs that'd actually fit my skillset, which is surprisingly rare.
With my 176 IQ, maybe I'll get a job today instead of watching hentai games all day..
>>106492613What hentai games?
>things are just getting worseat least the trump admin's turning against jeets
>>106491659No its not true, in general there are so many bias that can work against you in the market right now since companies are way more strict given both the current uncertainty and how expensive it is to do anything now. You could be getting rejected because you're overqualified, or the company doesnt feel like youll be a team player/stay long. Could be getting rejected because the person/bot looking at your resume doesnt understand the complexity of the work you do.Could be getting rejected because you applied for a job that was long filled but needed to be posted publicly. The list goes on and on. I will say a smart/lucky person probably wont stay unemployed for long since they'll notice what trends are going on and adapt. For instance if you're applying for a mid level job recc and you have 10+ years of experience no your probably not getting selected. Or if your some Gen Z'er and you literally havent touched anything with making ai agents or at the very least making calls to openAPI you are actually trolling.
>>106492995futa adventures III
>>106479477it's weird how tech is pants on head retarded about this. Almost every other REAL engineering profession went through this decades ago. Oil and gas goes through a downturn, they slowdown hiring, then years later when it recovers you have 50 year olds and 23 year olds and no one in between.
>career changing @ 33it is suffering. I have job experience (8 years at the same place) but not tech job experience. At least I have a MS in CS to fill that HR filter checkbox but I'm still fucked.
>>106479477MBAs are not capable of thinking past the current fiscal year.
>>106487944>>106489213I'm saying you have to be a US citizen to get a security clearance. I don't know what an Angel OA is though. I am hungover. >>106485829I quit my job March 2024 to go back to school for a year thinking the job market would be better by the time I finished LOL. I need a job by March 2026 or my security clearance goes bye bye, and, same as you, I am unhireable and I don't know why. At least I have a bachelor's degree now :^)
Well if the republicans aren't going to solve the young white male unemployment crisis they're gonna get destroyed in 2026 and in 2028. Sure the democrats won't fix it either, but I can at least be a diversity hire when they reinstate the 7% disability hiring quotas.
>>106494309>disabilitywonder if I can claim this considering half of my back is fused and I have annoying issues. might as well game the system anyway you can.
>>106494134>he doesnt know>HE ISNT EVEN CLEAREDHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAPost TC and post hands.
I hate job recruiters and I would take every single one of them and put them in a giant blender and grind them into fucking patty meat YOU FUCKS ARE WORTHLESS HOW ARE YOU ALLOWED TO GHOST ME AFTER INTERVIEWING ME
>>106494479apparently every anon has a TSC now...>>106494506noob
do u guys ever try contracting on the dark web? like someone must need some css agile web development there right? or some data entry?
Yes hello this is CRA you are owing many money pls pay immediate by bitcoin or ok bad thing happen
>>106487804There's no AI industrial revolution happening. It's all smoke and mirrors.
>>106495351>implyinGIt's Manufacturing 2.0. A1 will be able to make anything, anywhere, at a fraction of the cost and fully in control of the supply chain. The only way you couldn't see how fast it's coming is if you're a chink who got filtered by tarriffs.
>>106495351Who let you out from behind the Great Firewall, xilao?
>>106495351Why so anti-semitic?
>Get to interview that says they will be testing JS skills>Brush up on it because they said the position would use Python OR JS.>Get to the interview>Only one question was JS specific, the rest were algorithmic general programming stuffWell that sucked, but at least I did the questions correctly.
>>106491945The shit in my water does not change that you US citizens are, based on the tons of works I've seen, very incompetent to get them.Just enter linkedin and search for something. Lots and lots of all kind of jobs, in all states, or even remotes. "easy Apply" in most of them. Firs two questions: "Area you legally authorized to work in the USA?; Will you be requering an H1B Visa?". Answer No/Yes->Thanks for showing interest in the position but will be not moving forward with your application".So, the problem is you guys, not spics. Jeets maybe, but us spics no.BTW, last time I was as a turist in the USA I got sick from drinking your tap water. It taste weird. Also, we spics drink bottled water, not tap water, it has chlorine, you stupid fucks, that's why you get sick when you come and drink it.
>>106496467What, like Big O Notation? I'd admit I'd be put on the spot if I was asked that shit.
>>106496587Kinda, it was more like do pseudo code and walk through how you would solve this process or stuff about stack, queue and heap management. All it did was made me confused why they highlighted JS as the language.One of the more... interesting questions was being presented with 4 sets of pseudo code and work out which is the most efficient. I used Big O for it and they looked like they were impressed with it, so I have no fucking clue.
>>106486187>point of deviation almost perfectly aligns with when I was hired for my most recent job that I got laid off from this yearGuess I was on the last chopper out of 'Nam and fell off
>>106496613Oh, that's easier. I think they do that because you never know what tech stack you'll work with. If you've mastered a language, then concepts usually obviously stay the same outside of whatever the caveats of your tools are.And JS usually just pull in the more skilled engineer, I guess. JS is very underappreciated and I feel like TS has made it harder for people to interpret its syntax. Just a guess, though.Either way, I wish you luck, man. This market sucks and I hope you get the bag.
>>106496716I hope so as well man. It isn't going to be smooth sailing to live off of what they are giving me, but I'm willing to take a foot in the door at this point (Assuming I don't get another potential job that's just entered deliberation with the board for interviews that is paying way more but is a much slower process).
>>106493185Only the H1B's, and 75% of the job posts I've been running into say they're not doing sponsorships so this won't accomplish shit. The current nepotism-based hiring practices will remain.
Start your own companies, retards.
>>106496776I'm terrible at coming up with ideas to solve.
>>106496782Literally just do current trends or if you want create websites for the local business are you.If you can create AI agents (literally openapi wrapper) you can just sell those off to various people for a big chunk of money.
>>106496467>one for loop, O(n)>two for loops, O(n^2)>everything else: gonna assume it's O(log(n))simple 'as.
What's the one interview question you always fear? For me it's>So what makes you want to work at our company?Because that means I have to remember my research on the company to refer to "something" and hope my research wasn't mostly negative press surrounding them.
>>106497261>>So what makes you want to work at our company?Money
>"Hmmm, probably a good idea to get a LinkedIn profile going so I can find some job postings there, maybe connect with some recruiters and throw up my certificates on my profile">Account gets restricted just a day after creation>Only way to unlock my account is via presenting my ID>Can't find a way to contact support about this, despite that third-party service doing the ID verification mentioning in their TOS that you could contact LinkedIn directly if you don't want to show your ID>Can't delete my account either nowSo now what?
Are there any recruitment firms that you guys would actually recommend?
>>106487151I'm about to get $40k. I don't need it for anything. Tell me how to stonks. I do nothing at my day job.
>>106487295that is insanely annoying.good for u.>any tips besides watching shkreli's livestreams
Realistically how much hate is there for Indians in the tech sector right now?
>>106497885average white collar wagies are still too liberal to admit it, but there is TONS of jeet hate in the trades and among tech support people (imagine left wing weed smoking min wagers looking down on your entire race purely for being even more incompetent than themselves who range from not even trying to being actively malicious towards LUSERs)
why don't you guys start a boring business? you could be millionaires tomorrow? just watch this video for some ideas/motivation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdXlkMW2nqc>1. ATM business >2. Laundromat business >3. Rental equipment business (eg. Air compressor)>4. Service local community business (eg. Plumbing, etc)>5. Emergency tow truck business >6. Waste management business >7. Window cleaning business>>106496782nta but it is exactly as he says here >>106496800I work for a big 3rd world country company and they are implementing AND hiring shitty chatbot services for customer support and shit
>>106497934buy an ad
>>106496776tried that, didnt work
>at [company], we do not discriminate based on sex, gender, religion, etc.>at [company], we are committed to building an inclusive workplace>please select your gender: male, female, non-binary, prefer not to saywhat do you select, /utwg/?
>>106498131"prefer not". thats how you know im weird with it, the other choices werent enough for me
>>106498131>>we do not discriminate>>we are committed to discriminate
>>106498131I'm a non-binary transexual female
>>106498131nb or prefer not to sayi honestly do not fucking care. im a man and i just do not give a flying goddamn fuck about whatever the fuck is or isnt gendered or whateveri dont like girly stuff because i dont like it but im not gonna blow a gasket because someone referred to me as "they" or "it" because it isnt gonna stop me from getting anything doneim not unemployed tho i just got lured into here by final fantasy tactics.
>>106498204>>106498159but there's a point in >>106498131at the gender selection screen you can read "selecting your gender is confidential and will not affect your application in any way"and right below you can find their DEI/EOE/VDA/whatever statement saying something like they're "committed to increase the diversity and inclusivity in our company"so which fucking one is the right one? you can't have one thing and its direct opposite
>>106498276job listings arent legally binding and no one gives a shit. best case is you get someone to say the quiet part out loud and laugh in your face if you try to sue
>>106498276you're overthinking it. nobody finds decision paralysis employable and if you're looking for a job you're applying to multiple places so it isn't your problem if they fucked updo your best and move on
>>106498131there's a similar trope in the race selection field>please select your race (we won't definitely discriminate you based on it jk)>African-american>Native american>Asian>Hispanic (not Spaniard)>Latino (other than Hispanic)>Two or more races>...>...>(*scrolling to the bottom*)>...>...>WhiteI dunno but it looks like discrimination to me
>>106498336>>106498276youre on 4chan. dont pretend youre not an agp psycho and either black or mexican
>>106495403nigger, you have smoked yourself retarded
bump
>>106491659exceptions exist but it is true in general.
>>106495403AI makes things worse than people do. The only reason its interesting in the US is because administrative overhead is unbelievably insane and also tends to be unbelievably incompetent.
>>106496587big O is a 101 topic...
honestly, software development and programming in general is pretty hard. i'm surprised there are so many people in this field.
>>106502442"devs" love to obsess about it but couldnt even tell you the literal numeric difference between o^2 and log(o)
>>106503060your problems are very niche if you can't tell difference between quadratic and logarithmic as problem size scales up.
>>106503092you are very bad at math if you can't calculate it on paper in under a minute and very bad at research if you dont have Wolfram Alpha bookmarked because you keep forgetting how to do math (i am the latter but i am not a fart-huffing dev either)
>>106503114>what are constants
>>106479359anons, is academia a good field to get into? i like studying and doing research.
>mfw I meet other unemployed programmers waiting to pick up orders while doordashingits actually over this is like 2009 but even worse
>>106479359>looking for entry job as a devhad a job interview on thursday at a company that builds industrial fans and they're looking for a dev that helps the other single dev guy to port their custom inventory management system (written with VB6) to C#.They gave me the solution/source code of their current C# progress, plus some test sql files and asked me to write a customizable BOM window (I'll get paid for this work).and if they're happy with it, I get the job. sounds fine by me.Until>current dev still writes his code with VB6 and lets VS convert it to C# code>saves both versions>no git for in-development software>want to modernize their system, because VB isn't supported anymore>uses .NET 4.7.2, because "some of their end user PCs don't support newer frameworks">no proper structure within the project>solution contains two projects:>some classes are in the billOfMaterials project>some other things are in the billOfMaterials2024 project>folders are names My Project>gives me an exe of an already outdated DevExpress-trial version>uses a slightly newer version in the project and the one he gave me is incompatible with it. DevExpress only offers the newest and second to newest version>have to downgrade everything to the version I havetell me, /g/, is it everywhere like that?
>>106494479I am no longer hungover, but I still don't know what you're trying to say
>>106503810>tell me, /g/, is it everywhere like that?yes and it's why these satanists love Docker so much
>>106503904>yespain.jpgit's the port to an unsupported .NET version that I don't understand. not even 4.8 -which is still supported-why not just upgrade those few PCs to a newer windows version. that surely can't be more expensive.and I literally mean a handfull of PCs.
>Interviewer is IndianIt over at this point isn't it?
>>106504071>why not just upgrade those few PCs to a newer windows version. that surely can't be more expensive.well>company that builds industrial fansprobably the roastie terminals at truck stops or w/e are still running windows xp or something idk who cares just put the code in the bag lil bro
>>106502442Yeah? And? Its been 10 years years since I've talked theory. Its all in my head, sure, but I act on the fact that I know it by heart. If you literally just asked me to start spouting out theory, I'm going to jumble my words.I think you misunderstood what I was trying to say there and that's on me. I can answer the questions, I just would need a moment to speak it fluently.
My resume is so dogshit I have no idea how I'll land a job again.
What do I do when they ask for gender and race?Is there a wrong answer?Whenever I select male I feel I did something wrong. It's the same when I select asian.I feel like I'm ruining my employment chances.
>>106504698upload a picture of my fursona
>>106504112YesIndian and young Chinese are by far the most biased interviewers.
any fellow gay black muslim leet coders unemployed?
>>106503810>tell me, /g/, is it everywhere like that?Hell no? At least I hope not.
unironically thinking of building a startup making "portable computers" specifically for IT jannies>just buy a bunch of chinkpads>design and 3d print a new sub-chassis to fit extra ports/cards (if even necessary), maybe some edgy "ruggedization" corner bits or rudimentary waterproofing>add extra network card, gpio breakout board, extra audio card, an integrated SDR, all the various toys that come up maybe once a decade at work but larpers love>sell it preloaded with W10 LTSC and Ubuntu [spoiler]12.04[/spoiler] dual-boot and a few common utilities (wireshark with the BT/USB driver extensions, PuTTY meme edition, a virtual audio cable, the actual latest PS version instead of the janky versions of 3 corpos use, default wallpaper of a legally distinct big titty anime hag, etc)>package it with some common display/audio/usb adapters and other physical junk you always need and can never remember where you put, maybe with an attractive carrying case>maybe have a Version B that's just an ITX computer in a pelican case with the screen set in the lid, the ports exposed, and rubber grommets for everything for the tacticool larperswhat are the myriad ways this could fail
>>106505021Go for it.I can't believe people don't start their own companies. It's so easy to start your own companies.
>>106504655same. and the few times someone does offer me an interview I completely botch it with my technical ineptitude and lack of charisma. I lucked out with my first job and I don't think I will work again.
>>106504655>>106505342relatable as fuck bros
Going to try entry level web dev. Everything is fucked and the full stack is lots of things I already know. Maybe dabble in the cobol meme
my unemployment incense sticks should arrive tomrrow before 7pm. This is going to really help me cleanse my inner demons so I can get gainful employments.
>>106505858be sure to check your natal chart
>>106506024space planet are boring. I am watching nigga twitch instead
>Make an updated "Looking for work" post on LinkedIn>Previously manager is based and shares it with a glowing review>Immediately get messaged by 3 "recruiters">Actually 3 """people""" advertising resume writing services on FIverrI'm legit going insane. EVERYTHING IS A FUCKING GRIFT!!!!I swear I'm going to end up in prison when I've had enough and start fed-posting openly.
>>106479770Enjoy getting denied after the last one. I refuse to do more than 2 interviews now.
