once again, I am not including the links because none of that shit fucking matters. If you didn't hold a job before 2022, you are sinking and/or dead. There are talks of an AI bubble hiring hasn't gone across the board, and the outsourcing numbers are still increasing. Trump is beefing w/ Modi, so maybe H-1Bs could be on the chopping block soon who knowsI have never used 1337code to get a job in this industry. During my last job search of 2021-2022, I remember getting a timed 1337code style PHP interview.....I remember how anxious I was in getting these four questions right (which I did), only to never even speak to anyone at the company. I promised myself in the 2010s I would never learn React or do 1337code. I always knew 1337code was going to be a cancer, but pre-pandemic, it was limited to FAGMAN companies I could ignore...but with the supply of new grads post-2017, who "drank the kool-aid" and didn't get to experience post-great recession tech culture (buttcoins on /g/, Steve Jobs still being alive, being in your early 20s and actually being friends with your co-workers while building shit and getting rich), the cancer culture of 1337code would permeate the industry because college kids are cucksOld Thread >>106466467WFH Sex Havers #1 >>106385360
anyways, I am not trying to hijack this thread with a rant. Here is an actual useful link, the 2025-2026 resume strategy just dropped (https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/1n3q78p/comment/nbgqnbb/). I'm about to brush my resume off...I've only had one job since Valentines Day 2023........in 2022...I was working 3 remote jobs making more money than Obama and having sex with beautiful women of mixed European and African-American ancestry. I will post some proof in the thread, but this is /twg/.I hope you bastards have a great day, we are going to survive this shit, and always remember, there is a guy saying "Nothing on my end" and having raw sex daily while raking in 300k+
>>106481538>Trump is beefing w/ Modi, so maybe H-1Bs could be on the chopping block soon who knowsany day now guys... were going to start winning.. any... day.... please mr trump save us
>>106481538>>106481594you can tell I'm being foreal because it's almost stand-up timeI like waking up a bit early and getting my ducks in a row130k remote, and if you saw my PRs you would be infuriating by my lack of work. I can go days and weeks without any meaningful PRI use Rasperry Pis and GLiNet devices to VPN back into my home network at my condo and my moms house.I've worked remotely in London, Portugal, Miami, Chicago and both LA and SFI plan on being in Rio for Carnival 2026 - God Bless Us, and remember when you guys get to this position, to look out somewhat for the next engineer and keep it fucking simplethe business is not your friend, you are an expensivethe business is the reason we are in this market in the first place....just do the minimal, stack jobs if possible, travel and work on getting access to raw sexI'm not having sex rn, wish I wasmy colleague recently QUIT and had a baby....he was also a superstar, so there is stuff out there
skreets is saying we're going back to in-person white-boarding, which is where I made my money in the 2010sI would literally show up, be handsome, ask me questions about JavaScript and I would answer them in a way only an experienced engineer could ex.Question: What is a Closure?Me: Oh, you mean an anonymous function?
>>106481649God I miss regular white board problems. None of this memorize a jeet code solution. No, just answer logical questions and solve with some pseudo code.
learn a trade
>managers think you are doing great job>your team mate hate you>you are making good moneyDo you change jobs or stay?
>>106481989you keep the checks coming in until you can't anymoreif its remote, you NEVER fucking quit
>>106481989stay, colleagues can seethe all they want
https://www.reddit.com/r/ExperiencedDevs/comments/1mrfgm2/junior_devs_not_interested_in_software_engineering/Kek, redditards are angry that people just want to do their job and get paid and have interests and hobbies other than sitting in a dark room programming for free
>>106481989Why, what did you do to your teammates?
>>106481538i'm a wfh worker but not a sex haver...can i still post here...?
>>106482255>Clean code is not a real thingGr8 b8 m8
>>106481989Stay.If you flip the scenario, where your team likes you and your manager hates you, you're gonna get PIP'd and fired.
>>106482260no
>>106481538Finally a general for me. Those links were psychotic.I've gone to 2nd base with a coop student who had a crush on me, but I didn't like her because she had no original opinions - very sheeply. Software ass I've ever squeezed though. Like a marshmallow, but you just know how loose and saggy that'll be in 10 years (she's white)Last winter I dated a colleague, and we'd have sex on the clock while hunching from home at my vintage, spacious bachelor pad, or her modern shoebox. Broke it off with her because she didn't want kids in the future (she just wasn't good looking enough to do mommy brainwashing, as I've done with a few other women in the past - it works)I don't really know what I'm working towards. I have 7 years of expenses stashed in ETFs and GICs (4.5%), and my salary is like silver handcuffs. I guess I paid off my mom's recent car she bought with a loan (she desperately needed a new one) and that made have a job more meaningful because I could throw 15k at an issue which eliminates stress for her, and I don't even have to flinch at my bank account dropping.I'm currently neeting it up (rotting socially) with a new/old gf. She wore a faux latex catsuit I bought her and I nearly got her pregnant.Oh right, that reminds me. Apparently the pregnancy odds of raw and condom sex are similar over the course of 1 year of use [1]. When I discovering this, I started experimenting. Shower, drink a lot of water, and have raw sex once every 24h. Did that for a month and everything's been fine. But upon further reflection, that article is meaningless. It didn't elaborate on the frequency of sex, nor the hygiene regiments, nor the age, nor the sample sizes - just some dumb anecdotes. Thrice a day is a lot different than thrice a month.[1] https://www.vice.com/en/article/pulling-out-is-as-effective-as-using-condoms/
>>106481538>once again, I am not including the links because none of that shit fucking matters. If you didn't hold a job before 2022, you are sinking and/or dead.Irrelevant to us because we already have jobs. That's why the links are things like cloud health dashboards; they are useful to people who are working.Take this shit to /utwg/.
>>106482841>uses links to stack overflow in /twg/ on 4chan.org/g/ instead of browser bookmarks>claims he's employed
>>106482547Is this good or bad?Also is it over for me if I am even asking?
>>106482841they arent useful but 4chan General Culture is to have 90001 links in the op that we bicker over constantly. removing all of them entirely is a rookie move.
Finally. Sex with creatures.
>>106481821Software engineering was a trade.
>>106482841>>106482841>cloud health dashboardsIT is NOT tech work!!!
>>106483004kek
>>106481989You get new team mates.
>>106482260Definitely not. I do my best work after turning my wife into a screaming whore.
i wish i were a corporate femboy wife(male)
>>106482629>Mommy brainwashingExplain
>>106483128mommy takes your brain out and washes it
No one should even interview anyone who hasn’t accomplished anything. Ever. Certificates and degrees are not accomplishments; I mean real-world projects with real-world users. There is no excuse for software developers who don’t have a site, app, or service they can point to and say, “I did this, all by myself!” in a world where Google App Engine and Amazon Web Services have free service tiers, and it costs all of $25 to register as an Android developer and publish an app on the Android Market.
>>106483167I'm not writing code in my free time, rabbi. I work professionally for enterprise companies creating proprietary software. If you want to see an example of what I've done go to https://www.{redacted}.com pay for a faggy SaaS subscription that I personally object to and see my locked down paid feature that uses all of the latest AI bullshit every recruiter creams their pants over. What does it do? The same shit we did 15 years ago with ajax and a Django server but now it's (((ScAlAbLe))).
Tech is dead. Can I use my certs to just become a pilot or underwater welder or some tradie bullshit like that?
wfh on the company laptop while generating homemade ai goonslop on my pc. the hammer will fall sometime or another but life is goon i mean good in the meantime
>>106483128Strap in because I've decided to lay out many years of insights, condensed into 2000 characters. You're welcome.>First you get them horny and emotionally vulnerable / reliant on you. Being a provider of resources and emotional stability can't be taught or explain in under 2000 characters, but here are some ideas, regardless. Cook for them (they will get lazy and won't do it for themselves after a while). Don't be neurotic. Listen to their menopausal rants and be solid as a rock no matter what they say. A literal father role.>Repeatedly tell them you're gonna get them pregnant before, during and after sex. This is euphoric for them and the euphoria leads to irrational decisions like actually getting pregnant when they were previously uncertain/against the idea.>Talk about how cute and healthy your kids would be because of both of your good qualities. This creates belief in the idea.>Tell them you love them consistently to build more trust.>Don't take them into public and they'll lose track of normalcy. Keep them occupied with brainwashing TV shows that show lots of sporadic sex to keep them constantly turned on.>Carbs and caffeine make people horny. Make it for them.
Fuck my life lads
>>106483516can confirm, i'm a man and these would all make me feel sexy and thus be down for sex with creature(you) (except the caffeine/carbs, i tend to crash and lose all libido and require natural sleep to replenish energy)
>>106483621Are you gay by any chance?
>>106475458Thanks. How and where do you actually apply though? I dunno nothing about getting a job and it'd be my first one.>>106475624Thanks. Id like to get one since I'm basically broke rn. Also I don't have any experience or certs
>>106483648are you BLACK
>>106481538>>106481594>>106481600>oh-ho-ho sex having 300k me!You're a shit coder and a loser getting replaced by jeets and AI. If you were any good, you wouldn't be in this predicament.
>>106483686saddest samefagging and bait attempt anyone has ever seen on 4chan
hows this:i buy the bumble travel thingi set location shangai, tokyo, etci get the constant pings "youve got a like" dopamine hitsafter a week i change to some other big asian cityi dont actually have to date or leave my house, this is all I really need
>>106483700kek anon btfo'd for being negative and pissylet's all learn to be happy and kind
>>106483700i accept your concession, failure
>>106483220>I'm not writing code in my free time, rabbithat anon is not talking about "writing code in (your) free time", he's talking about building a product. you are not supposed to be some random worker, you are a professional.you exude mediocrity. one has to wonder how people like you even have jobs (assuming you've ever worked)
>>106483727do you even talk to the girls?you ever been to Asia?we should organize a twg trip
When doing a null comparison, those who write null == variable are scum, but those who are not even consistent and do it both ways are worse than scum.
>>106483855sex with each and every creature in attendance
>Today's agenda is updating documentation.Man, fuck paperwork.
>>106483915I thought the code was the documentation
>>106481538have a random reminder:never, EVER help a narcissistic person. instead, get as far away from them as you can. they will ALWAYS twist things to make themselves look like the victims and make YOU look bad, to avoid compromises, &c.
>>106483946If program managers could read they'd be very upset.
>>106483946This. Documenting a codebase literally makes it less maintainable!
>>106483974>get as far away from them as you can*as fast as you can.no matter how much time and resources you've put into their wellbeing, they won't be grateful or pay back, so if you did help them in any way, assume you've wasted your time and resources on them, leave immediately and move on.this is a lesson I still have not learned, and I'm almost 40. I wish I had had a father....
>>106482255>believing content on the front page of a subreddit is organicle heckin keks my fellow anonymous!
>>106481989>boss likes you and making good moneywho gives a shit about teammates?
>>106484008>I wish I had had a father....I don't think that's a good excuse for being fucked over by a narcissist. We have the Internet to act as a surrogate father and mentor. Notheless, I feel your pain. Here.https://illimitableman.wordpress.com/2014/05/08/the-suffering-of-the-lost-boys/t. lost boy
>>106483839I've built products that are pretty highly well known. But my company is so large it's hard to put your name into those products when every product is the combined effort of like 30 cross functional participants from design, qa, product, eng, data science etc. But yeah, I "made" it.
>>106481821currently following the "learn to weld" path
>>106482255Based zoomers making millennial söydevs seethe
Hot take: people who don't enjoy programming are not real programmers. T. Zoomer
>>106484143
brain = boom
