https://www.apple.com/apple-events/
>>106534716>spotislop320 kbps vbr vorbis is way beyond transparency, retard audiophool rope yourself.
Pajeeta...
>Liquidshit blob numeralsHorology has fallen
STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY STICKY
>>106534820You should be listening to this on an Apple device in Safari. Sounds great on my M4 Pro model!
shit call me jd vance the way i’d fuck her indian pussy
What ethnicity is this bitch
If I sleep with my Apple Watch, my wrist starts hurting like a bitch.
GIMME MY IPHONE!
tasty pajeeta pussy
this health shit is getting annoying
>>106534840she needs the watchthink about her blood pressure
mommy
>mental healthhow's a watch supposed to know about my mental health doe
First pretty woman
>liquid assare they really still pushing this unreadable shit?
if you dont buy Apple Watch 11 you gonna die
get apple watch or die.swirling colors.precise time tracking.
this is literally Kamala Harris
>>106534862>poo eating street shitting jeet doesnt care about healthfigures
>>106534862It's all they have left since they lost the AI arms race.
>>106534843AND IT IS PRECISE AT DOING SO!!!
>>106534852kek
>>106534857american
kamala.... not like this.........
>>106534868what race is this
apple toddlers go to bed at 10:30 pm
to be fair an apple watch is cheaper than a dr visit
iThot #3 (Grandma clothes)
>a watch that record so many things about you 24/7
god her dress is so cool. I wish I could wear pretty dresses. I don't wanna be a girl or anything, I just wish it was more acceptable for men to wear pretty dresses. :(
So the pitch really is buy the apple watch or die lol
>have to cater to mutt audience with a billion health featuresgod I hate americans so much
>>106534873skill issue
>>106534820It's 4K for me.
Guess we're doing competitive sleeping now.
>>106534858fat
>>106534841more like sumbullshit you dumb dothead bitch
>>106534780>im literally refreshing the airpod site theyre not gonna sell out are they?a-anon... it's already sold out
APPLE SAYS GO TO SLEEP ANON!
>>106534877Ick you’re right. I hope we see a beautiful athletic nice titty white girl a little later.
If you’re at he point where you’re constantly worried about your blood pressure then you have more issues that you should worry about
not finna lie to you senpaitachi, i don't think smart watches are it, chief. come back when the battery life lasts at least 1 month.
>>106534656Why do goycattle eat this shit up so readily? Tried airpods once and the design mimicing traditional earbuds raped my ears, there's no reason for the protruding tube.
>>106534909please be joking
>>106534902>0fps
apple solved sleeping
>24 hours on normal apple watchdesu insane
Getting apple watch to diagnose afib, hypertension and diabetes will increase US life expectancy by 20 years
>24hlol, lmao even
>up to
Apple invented recycled titanium
>>106534851>stopping people running non-apple devices from enjoying your 3 hour advertisement that would otherwise push such people into buying your shityup, they just had to do it the apple way even when it makes absolutely zero sense.
If Apple really cared about health they wouldn't be urging you to have EMF emitting devices attached to your body
>2025Sleep Score>2026Social Score (Digital ID required. Mandatory to connect your Apple product to Wi-Fi.)
I'm going to be unhealthy out of spite
>>106534927You don’t see android doing that
>>106534862The funny part is that they dont necessarly advocate for healthy life. Is ok if ure a fat fuck, just buy out watch goy
Apple Watch Series 11
>still no sticky
>no stickyWHERE ARE YOU JAY???????? JAY WHERE ARE YOU TRANNY JANNY????????
>HERMES
why does recycled shit costs so much? wasn't the recycling pitch that things would also be more affordable?
>WE WILL LOG YOUR EVERY BODILY FUNCTION INTO OUR DATABASE FOR ETERNITY AND YOU WILL COMPLY GOYIM
u149 appreciators, where we at?
>>106534430who
GET TO THE PHONE NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS SHIT
It's pronounced air-MEZ you fucking troglodyte
cute hapa
Still wearing my Casio and Seiko.
qt alert
sexo
>>106534894holy fucking gay
5g beamed directly into your wrist
>>106534944lel real ihater energy
>>106534909did they already announce airpods?
>>106534932Yep, for an OLED screen with 2000 nits or more
>>106534951wait wtf did apple invent 5G?
MANDY
Built for BWC
>>106534902there's no stats for nerds button anywhere on my end, how did you even access that
>>106534964u called?
>>106534942>Social Score (Digital ID required. Mandatory to connect your Apple product to Wi-Fi.)
>>106534942Sleep scores been a thing for a while you retard
iThot #4 (almost cute)
SE having an always-on display is pretty cool.
>>106534941explain the problem with having EMF emitting devices on your body in one sentence
>>106534969She doesn't look like a hapa
>ovulation trackingWHY IS APPLE TRANSPHOBIC?
OVULATING AMANDA
>>106534974so sick of weebs on here and their fascination with asian hoes
Still not a single straight white man shown on this stream.
first attractive girlt. yellow fever chad
>>106534928>>106534932>>106534933it doesn't mean that the watch will run out of battery in under 24 hours, you retards. you can wear older Apple Watch easily for couple of days even now.
>>106534983Yes, they're that evil.
>ovulation estimateNTR bros we're so back.
Fuck Apple Watches. Battery is too small. Eve this 24 will degrade soon so it will be useless. I never used my series 7 other than hour telling. And it even failed at that when uncharged
GEG
>>106534994gray eyebrows?
>OVULATION ESTIMATESLMAO
Ovulation estimates. They carefully navigated away from trans nonsense. So long gay Apple.
breeding notification
That's a man
don't be so hateful all the time, you nerds :)Apple makes cool products, and i like both the new Apple Watch and the Airpods!
i want to know when mandy ovulates, can the apple watch do that
>>106534979Yep, live translation, heartbeat sensing, fitness tracking similar to iwatch
>>106535017TRANNIES BTFO
FUCK HOW THE FUCK ARE ALL THE NEW AIRPODS ALREADY GONE
>>106534991Yes anon every vendor sucks thanks to globohomo. No brandfagging here.
>>106534951>(((5G))))what did apple mean by this?
Apple has 0 competition and theyre still innovating like this. Based af.
why is everything in Apple videos so clean and sterile and without soul ?
>>106534994it drives me crazy how all the speakers plant their feet and never move from the waist down. It looks very artificial
>hey now you can play music from your watch without headphones nowgreat. great. just fucking great.
>>106534994nglshe looks awful
>>106535030I buyed them to scalp them
>>106534988Right click and "show media stats" on Safari.
Apple Watch SE 3
>ovulation predictionLetzgoooo
hey uh guys can't the ovulation thing be used as evidence in abortion criminal cases
>all day>18hKEEEK
>>106535009UP TO implies that's the upper limit, the absolute maximum. If they meant the average they should've said so.
>>106535014kek
>>106535006They are busy terrorizing minorities
apple invented media playback
>>106535030I scalped it all sry bro
>>106535030stfu they werent posted
>>106535040holy size queen
>>106534990yeah bro pick up
>>106534987>>106534994>>106535007>literally ugly, plain slootyellow fever chuds are the worsti mean you can have her, go for it..
>>106534998EMFs (wifi, 5g, bluetooth) cause oxidative stress, sperm dysfunction, DNA damage, hormone changes doi: 10.1016/j.envres.2018.01.035doi: 10.3389/fpubh.2019.00223
>>106535044with a normal jaw, she would be cute
>>106534815Genuinely wonder if you could hook up the watch to your genitals and it can detect blood vessels right? So it can warning beep you if your blood is engorging your penis too much so you can back off, and your heart rate is that of someone about to cum. It could also warn you that your blood is leaving your penis so you can not lose your erection. This seems like it would be possible.
>>106534994Bo Le from Bloodsport
>We sent a corpo outside for this
>>106535046i'm not using safari you fucking iToddler
whoah hunk alert
>>106535028any audio improvements?
>>106535049Easy. Just don't live in a country where abortion is illegal.
>>106535051no, it' includes active use. you're just a retarded pajeet
>RPG open world minimap in apple watchkino
>>106535081You should because it runs better than any other browser on Mac OS.
every time I see someone wearing an ultra, I follow them to their car and rob them
>>106535040>literally the NPC product companywhat do youe expect?t. iphone owner tho
What the fuck is that background, did they film this in those unreal engine cages?
this is boring bruh nobody cares about the watch
just fucking give us customizable watch faces already
>>106535049Why is that a bad thing?
>>106535092id rather use zen with actual extensions
THAT'S A NICE FACE ANON
>>106535090>Looks down to find next quest marker>Gets mugged
>>106535084Supposedly better audio and better anc
>>106535040If they do a live presentation, they risk getting boos and gasps when they reveal prices. Also some of them may stumble on their script. Finally they may have to do live demonstrations. Can't have any of that shit!
>>106535095Good thing I'm a wristlet then
>>106534656You can buy actual audiophile headset for that price lmao.
>waypoint to campsite with arrow posting I can finally live out my skyrim dreams
Name a single reason why I should wear a smartwatch or any wristwatch at all
G-Shock 4eva
emegency? fill out this questionaire sir
>>106535070As long as it finally adds a tick to my “Reproductive Health” section in Apple Health. I really need to start getting it on… :(
I've never seen a fit person wear an Apple Watch Ultra.
who even uses this slop. in what situation would it not be far better to just pull your phone out of your pocket
yeah... show the unchanged except for muh camera notch new iphone finally so we can fuck off
>>106535068>EMFs (wifi, 5g, bluetooth)what about radio or tv signals that are emitted at 100 times higher power?
>watched 24/7 from Satelite, is about your safety of course
They should've got a guy who doesn't have a fucking speech impediment
>>106535132Any bombings planned, Ahmed?
>>106535130the vibration alarm wakes you up gently
did the mods sticky yet?
Its your Boyfriend anon
fucking depressed we'll never get a iphone mini air.
The trees look emasculated.
>>106535146california looks gorgeous desu
fuck that was shit
>>106535126Airpods sound better than any audiophile set aside from the hd800s
>>106535160The watch is the new iPhone mini.
you poorons can afford them
>>106535164it's the californian air
>>106535141Those impact you too
no apple watch for me, thanks
>>106535160I'll settle for a regular iphone mini desu
>$800 for a watchthis is what the iphone used to cost btw
why does he stand like that
That's the saddest thing I've seen.
Watches with battery just seems annoying. I like watches that you can wear for years and not have to do maintenance.
These watches are so fucking ugly. Why couldn't they go with a circular form factor that actually looks like a watch?
LETS GO
iPhonechuds, LET'S GOOOO
>>106535148Thats an F91W you ignorant scrub
MOSHI MOSHI ANON DESU
IPHONEAHHHHHH IPHONE!!!!!!!WOOO!!!!!!
>>106535176Go figure. I thought it was to communicate the SE model is starved.
>>106535160your fault for not buying the mini 12 or 13. people like to say that they would "totally love a small phone" and then won't buy one when it comes available
>4 new models
Apple invented the smartphone
Notice how they went from like 4-5 black presenters in 2020-2024 each keynote, to all Asians and whites now lmao
>iphonelets go
Let's rewind iPhone history as we do every September
Ayooooo the main event
this is it niggas
Crazy how affordable all these prices are
>>106535180Most watches are around 5000. This is cheaper than a watch.
>>106535186Because it's a little computer, not a watch.
>>106535191>still an island
When is Apple doing to do something new? Anything else besides the iPhone yet again?
I miss when it was just one iPhone
>>106535167No they don't itoddler you can get custom in ears for that price as well lol.
>exact same phone
it's fucking... NOTHING!FUCKING faggot nigger bitches
that base iphone 17 is so clean bros
>iphone 17 is incredibleI'M SOLD
GTA 6
>>106535198My SE was still doing good then, it's still doing good now, but most apps no longer run on iOS 15. Now I want to buy a mini to replace it and there isn't one.
THIS BETTER HAVE A FUCKING 120HZ DISPLAY
>>106535224can they pick worse colors ffs?
Vice City...
Are their voices AI processed?It sounds awful
>those muted fugly colorsHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH are we in a recession or something?
>>106535202LETS FUCKING GO WHITE PHONECALL THIS A BURIAL TO INDIAN PHONE!
Same as 16. fuck this shit
>sage
she sounds like a tiktok voiceover tts
GTA VI just dropped
This audio quality is so fucking shit. It's like those movies where you need subtitles to understand what the fuck they're saying
>>106535198I have it retard and haven't upgraded since
SAGESAGESAGE
no gray color?
>120hz WE ARE SO BACK
these are just pixels now
>>106535164Poetic anon
>>106535235IT DOES>>106535241...anon...
>>106535228is apple anon, wtf did you expect? they don't have the balls to try something new
make the phones smaller!
damn those bezels are thiiiin
why so many women presenters, I hope we get the computer architecture chud for M5
>120Hz on base iPhoneFUCKING FINALLY
>>106535238apple invented gta 6
Where the fuck is the new camera dump or that square thing at the back of the phones that were in the leaks?
why does this lady look like she's one of those psych ward nurses
120hz 3000 nits finally brings iphone in line with $300 androids.
>>106532576>>106532576>>106532576
bros it's the best iphone yet
Is 120Hz really that good?
>>106535241Brother unironically this is what old Millennials or Z or whomever is into now. My neighborhood mall painted itself grey, most cars are now beige or grey in my area. Bright colors are seen as childish now.
>>106535278>autism
boundaries status?
just buy a case nigga
>>106535231rofl
apple invented atoms
ATOMIC
Not having 120hz was the only thing keeping me from buying the base model. Now I have no reason to buy the Pro anymore ever again. Apple just saved me a shitload of money.
wait iphone finally doesn't have 60hz? welcome to 2020 apple
>>106535278I NO LONGER NEED THE PRO MODELS OMG
>>106535291its on Pro models
does this bitch look retarded or i am blind ?
>>106535224Those colors look lifeless.
AT LEASTBase iPhone with a great display.I'm almost sold Tim, just a bit more, I know you can
>>106535291probably the max pro giga big version
>>106535298thank god, I was fearing they'd announce the new line was going to be worse
iThot #5 (Ancient asian grandma)
>>106535300if you don’t janky scrolling yes
>>106535323come at me bro
what's up with these wonky eyes
aww shit nigga I'm going to be putting my shitty $0.50 tempered lass protector on top of CERAMIC SHIELD
>>106535298we think you'll love it
>anti reflective coatingHOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>106535323>>106535335This bitch looks like a high elf from Oblivion
We're still on 3nm??? Jesus
>>106535301not really. these aren't colors, they're tints. google material design does the same thing. they let you have fairly consistent contrast across hues. this is ONLY something a "designer" would ever care about, not a regular person.
oh no pixel bros
>>106535323>crosseyed niggas>niggas>jeet niggas>old niggasthey're so heckin inclusive bros.. im gonna cry tears of joy and kindness
>>106535224>puke greenLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ
I just need a fucking iphone with 1tb that costs $500
>>106535326look like they run out of ink, remind of me of Medieval games/movies who are fucking blue/grey and have barely any color
>>106535347no one rumored it’d be on the base, damn
>>106535347samsung did it already kek
apple invented gayming
>>106535300Yes, I’m on 13 promax and and 60hz looks like shit compared. Unusable once you get used to 120hz
>>106535181Sucking Trump off
>gaming on your phonezoomerslop
what is this game lel
apple invented chatgpt AI
>>106535360Not for another 10 years
“You can ask questions about what is on your iPhone screen.”Powerful.
>>106535224these are horrible
you guys are sucking their dick pretty hard for 120hz wait until they reveal the $1400 price tag.
this is all old information WTF?
>PRIVACYKEK
>>106535360Why do you need 1TB on a fucking phone?
>>106535300No i turn it off on my phones cause it wastes battery and looks worse
who tf needs 8 more hours of porno playback
2 lenses? wtf? the last one had 4.
did they remove the camera button? or is that only on the pro model
QUEEN OF COMPUTATIONAL PHOTOSHIT
MOMMY
look so fake and gay
omg bros it's vice city literally
Did she just say 10 minutes of charging gives you 8 hours of playback?
iThot #6 (Cat lady)
AT LAST!A HOT GIRL!
pajeeta
>>106535405So I can keep it for years on end without needing a new one, paying for iCloud or deleting anything retard
VICE CITY BABY
>2x
>>106535405>phone can shoot in 8K RAW>takes up 50-100GB per minute>whydo you need 1TB on a fucking phone?
>>106535402Yeah its all funny on chinkphones
It's official, Apple is a gynocentric company run entirely by women (and fags, which are the same as women) now.
So base iPhones are new Pros and they will cost a fortune and they will have some cheap ass shitty model that's 60Hz
>>106535426>hot girlNigga needs higher standards
this is changing the game
Is apple just for middle aged white women? A Karen phone?
I don't care bitch show me the pro
:D :D :D :D
>>1065354054K porn lol.
what's up with those fucking foreheads ?
>>106535432she cute
IN A STICKY
>>106535459Did you see her pussy?
postin in a sticky!
>The thread is now a sticky.we won
STICKY
>>106535441just heard "twice the size"
>sticky
we sticky
>It's official, Apple is a gynocentric company run entirely by women (and fags, which are the same as women) now.
>>106535462Yes, straight men do not care about a phone's specs or it's ability to take selfies.
WE STICKY STUCK NOW
>The thread is now a sticky.MOOOM
sheeiiiit
>>106535405gachas
>Not a single white male in the advertisingWhy do they hate white men so much?
>>106535424the iphone 16 does the same thing as electric cars where it overdrives the battery while charging from ~20-60%. mine gets very hot from this. i expect battery damage-induced throttling later.
>>106535425MOMMY
Why does she say "photos" so weirdly
dad, i'm gay i'm sorry i lied to you dad i'm so sorry
How does she know the iphone took more selfies than other brands?
Where did they get the data on “500 billion selfies”?
>>106535504she has a massive lisp, you havent noticed?
>Don't have to turn your phone for landscapeWas...that ever a problem in the first place?
>AI slop for cameraamazing
>>106535495There's not a single white male left in California.
shieeeeet stole da phonez
Ohhh yeahhh stickyy
>2025Use AI to rotate and shape the frame for you>2026Use AI to generate the frame for you (Diversity quotas apply.)
>>106535518post it
STICKY>STICKYSTICKY>STICKYSTICKY>STICKYSTICKY>STICKYSTICKY>STICKYSTICKY>STICKY
damn I guess im gonna have to take the apple cock up my ass now
>>106535495See >>106535449It's because modern women have a deep seated hatred for straight white men and women are fully in control of Apple now.
trannitor jay woke up
>>106535528>IPHONE 17? WOOHOOO
>>106535462It's been like that for years bro, every phone manufacturer at this point primarily markets to women. It's a big reason why the smartphone industry is so bad currently.
i sleep
>>106535522They really captured here there target audience here
come on bring out the max
>that will be 799
>256GBfinally
>base model 256gb4x in one year? sheesh
256gb starting storagefinally
thin boy
Is that it?
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSSSS
>2.5 mill viewersDo norimes really care about crapple this much?
IPHONE AIR HOLY FUCK GAME CHANGED WOW WOW WOW
>>106535517YOU ARE ASKING TOO MANY QUESTIONS!
air
>>106535585Yes!
>Abidurno no no no no no
>pajeet
oh yeah baby bendgate 2.0 here we gooo
epstein island visitor.jpeg
Posting in sticky.
>>106535588tech journos have to keep up and spam their articles asap for views
BHARAT ENGINEERING
saaarbidur do nooot
what’s the benefit of a super thin phone exactly?
POO IN THE LOO
LMAOOO they're trying to make a Jony Ive style voiceover, but it has a Pajeet voicing it BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>leaks were realfuck me
jesus fuck, who cares how much it weighs
wow finally X 2.0
inb4 fat americans bending iphones again
>jeet iphoneLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i might get the air no cap fr fr on god
so, no iFold?
iPhone 17
>>106535603kekkkkkkk FUTURE
SAAAAAR
why is the indian trying to be jony ive
camer bump thicker than phone tf
>>106535588I don't think normies watch this shit, they'll just buy it.
WE DON'T WANT A THINNER IPHONE. GIVE US 3D TOUCH AND A HEADPHONE JACK YOU FUCKING PRICKS. WE DON'T CARE HOW FUCKING THICK IT IS.
Alhumdullilah!!! the Muslamic iPhone!!
>>106535603>dilated eyesholy shit lol
I WILL PAY DOUBLE FOR THIS
>>106535636i want a thinner phone
it literally doesn't look much thinner than the iphone 6...
why the fuck did they even show the basic 17. so boring
iThin 17 Bendgate 2: Electric Boogaloo, LET'S GOOOO
>HARDEEP JONNY IVE
>>106535603Why’s he so bow legged
FIRST WHITE MALE CONFIRMED
IPHONE POO
>look like Chicago>negro musichahaha
HOLY SHITAPPLE INVENTED AIR!SOMEBODY CALL GEORGE FLOYD!!!
iphone air? more like iphone bagingi.
>>106535603Trump White House visitor.jpeg*
Before we get to macbooksI am really looking for a laptop that is silent and that doesn't get hotAlso, a lot of programming shit has you run unix commands and doesn't support windows. WSL2 is kinda shit or I can't get used to itSo am I wrong or macbook is the best option I have? Do you think getting an M4 when M5 comes out is the best way? My current laptop has 10years I want one that lasts as much
that render clearly shows the battery takes up nowhere near the remaining space in the frame>>106535636I don't even care about 3D touch just let us turn off the vestigial sounds like every android always has.
desu only a dumb retarded jeet would make a thin iphone when everyone wants a thicker iphone with bigger batteries and less heat lmao
Apple Invented Air
>>106535656oh please let it easily bend. We need more stories
CHICAGO LET'S GO
AIRSOME!
>>106535653iPhone 6 was curved, they cheated by making the edge smaller than the bulk of the phone.
>>106535603STOP DOING COKE, TIM!
>>106535654viewer retention
Tf is that camera bump
white male has appeared
Finally, a straight white male
frutiger aero my beloved
>>106535622so they have finally upgraded their base iphone to 120hz
I hope Ternus is the next CEO after cook 2bh
2mm thinner than iphone 8 is impressive ngl, but thinness isn't a real problem
I hate the applechrist
Holy shit, 44 minutes in and they finally show a straight white man.
iPhone 6 all over again?
STOP SCRATCHING ANON!
>>106535703Miku...?
>>106535603>when the drugs kick in
So they just pushed everything to the top lmao
I don't give a fuck about any of this goy shit just show me the pro
>pajeet makes the iphone look like a jeetdroid pixelcant make this shit up. so fucking ugly
so, an iphone for kids?
so how easily will it get bend
>only one camera
>>106535665Leave it to a Kevin to present thinn phones yuck not thicc
>>106535702>straight
>>106535679Get a MacBook air
>>106535723BEND TESTED!
Samsung thin phone when?
>>106535730>let me guess, you NEED more
>they put all the guts in the camera bumpGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
guys what we thinking?space black or cloud white?
>>106535730you don't need more
Anime is just veiled pedophilia and I'm tired of pretending its not.
no way the USA is this clean and crime free
>>106535730they said it has front and back camera
Who cares how tin it is.
>new shit? and it's technical? get the white males out
american cities are so beautiful
IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A GOOGLE PHONE
these fucking gay nig transitions
this is going to flop harder than the apple vision lol. show the fucing pro max already
white (passing) males are appearing
>>106535757Yeah it's tin!
>It wouldn't have been possible without Apple Silicon!Apple has designed the iPhone chips for the last 15 years. Why are they hyping it up?
>>106535673kek
can it float in real life like it did in the reveal?
>fake CG background
>>106535723
TWO STRAIGHT WHITE MEN IN A ROWWHAT IS HAPPENING
this shit is so fake, he's not even there
>>106535679>So am I wrong or macbook is the best option I have? Do you think getting an M4 when M5 comes out is the best way?Depends on what code you do yeah mac is the way.Even my OS professor who does linux patches switched to a macbook pro which he uses to ssh into a linux machine in their lab to work. He used to have a thinkpad a few years ago in a course
>>106535742They already have one, it sucks ass and nobody bought it
>>106535757It's actually titanium.
nice phone.. but.... why is that camera so ugly LMAO
>>106535761Ngl google should sue atp
Someone explain wtf that means
le CPU is 800% faster
>>106535776it's because the topic is hardware engineering, something the women aren't qualified for
ai deez nuts
>>106535773
>>106535754diddy blud ah MAP rights pedo epstein diciple hobby
>>106535776>WHITE
>>106535776>WHAT IS HAPPENINGTRUMPRUMP
>>106535773>>106535723Didn't one of the latest ipads have a spine with the frame that resisted bend
>>106535773Can't wait to see him bend that shit in half.
Translation: Enjoy your Genshit
NEURALACCELATORS
N1
who gives a shit about thin phones? do these have toddler hands? there is a point where thinness becomes ergonomic and uncomfortable, everyone is gonna slap a case on this phone
Nigger1 CHIP
of course based chicago gets the white male presenters
>>106535773he will bend it
wtf is thread?
NI
>>106535760America only has like 2 or 3 good cities. the rest is a concrete Africa-tier hellscape
N1ggas ww@
N1GGERS WE WON
MACBOOKIN A PHONE
>>106535773I don't think the new phone is going to pass his bend test
what the fuck is thread
all these and they haven't managed to come up with a decent LLM
imagine the AI cat stories you could generate on that
Finally, N-word 1
>THREAD SUPPORTEDHOLLYYYYYYY SHIT
CHINK1X
>>106535814holy fuck this guy fucks
imagine if there were no minorities in the USA
Nigger 1 chip
>N1>ggersomeone shoop it i am too lazy
Apple invented Nigger chips!
n chip made by nig
>>106535752having a telephoto lens is useful for portraits and documents
>>106534173NIGGER 1
HOLY SHIT
If the 17 is less than $1000 I'm gonna kill myself for buying a 16e.
I got a QIQIIII
i will probably wait to switch from my iphone 14 pro, guess next year with iphone 18 pro
Apple invented niggers
did the apple modem ever end up being good / better than qualcomm?
APPLE WINS AGAIN
This thread goes so fast nobody will know about my micropenis
"We're using our users to test our beta."
>>106535852Use a proper camera then nigga
>wow, a nig... a gin..wtf?
Finally getting rid of Qualcomm modem dependency
>>106535857It's $799
>>106534244So do something about it
>>106535857live stream it
>works LIKE multiple camerasso it is one camera? floppa. all females who buy iphones pretend they need a macro lens.
>here is why you only need one camera
>>106535881why did they assume her gender?
>1 camera>ai telephoto 'lens'LMFAO
>>106535871I know about, bud
>Advanced camerasHAHAHAHAHAHA
WAFFLESAFFLES
love wins again
>>106535881la creatura...
ANON THE WAFFLES...
>>106535871you can still be my friend
Brighten skin tones?Damn Trump you cucked Apple so hard.
>>106535881>anon discovers hair dye
>>106535866It's about the same performance according to Ookla (Speedtest.net).>The iPhone 16e with the Apple C1 modem performs similarly to the iPhone 16 with the Qualcomm modem in the vast majority of markets we examined. Based on median download speeds, the iPhone 16 saw its widest winning margin in Saudi Arabia, recording 353.49 Mbps to the 16e’s 295.01 Mbps. At the other end of the scale, in Spain the 16e led with a median of 139.88 Mbps, to the iPhone 16’s 110.38 Mbps.
bleaching filter for brownoids
>bleaching
i love how they showcase those cool pro-quality photos everytime but ignore the fact they probably built a 10k$ camera setup around the phone with lens alone costing 5k
Would?
>>106535881>ultra high resolution afro grease on the bus window
If I see one more nigger model I am going to sell my Apple stock
WHAT’S THE BENEFIT OF A SUPER THIN PHONE EXACTLY???
>center stageisnt this just literall yhte ultrawide cam lmfoa.
apple invented basketball
ngl that's a neat feature
>>106535886How good is the 16e modem?
>>106535911haha lol
anti-nigger bleaching filter for all the USA customers lmao
>why does it only have one cam--IT'S ACTUALLY 4 LENSES YOU FUCKING BIGOT
>>106535926Lmao this. Same with the "Shot on iPhone" videography shit
>man in a dress
>>106535930to mog
>>106535881kek, that pic is revolting wtf
spending presentation time on esim, are you fucking kidding me
introducing Apple gun
>dual camera mode for livestreaming reactions
>>106535926>with lens alone costing 5kHow are you gonna attach a lens to an iPhone without ruining the quality?
Ew
APPLE INVENTED ESIM
FUCK eSim
my e-penis is erect
>horizontal photos while holding it verticallyfinally
>>106535933>goes to sporting eventspends the whole time making a reaction video
>eSIM is also great for travelno it's not
Someone is going to film people being murdered with this fucking reaction mode
OK pretty dope got the front/back camera reaction and stabilized and all, most people probably can use that on something fun.
this segment was brought you by NSA
Every single "model" shown in this keynote so far has been hideously ugly. Do they purposely seek out the ugliest people to hire as models now?
>>106535919just gonna go ahead and assume the apple modem has way better efficiency than qualcomm at similar speeds. excited for the new ones then.
>>106535946retard
pretty good for $999
>>106535919hows the reliability/consistency thoughthats more important than speed
how much of a delay does the youtube stream have?
>white dude playing basketballnigbros
>>106535881a white woman birthed that
E-SIM ONLY WORLDWIDELMAO GIMPED
>>106535930none, thin phones are shit and feel horrible, they slip and the sharp edges slice your palms.
>esim onlyDOA
>>106535959looks something like this
damn, I bought the iPhone 16 already on release, I want the Air now :-(
>>106535972> Woorldstar!!!
Why are they pretending a feature coming to all of the phones is a specific feature of the Air? That's just deceptive.
why is he so smug
>>106535972it's all marketed towards womanthis is what every professional e-whore and amateur whores aka all young women wantwell done i must say
>here's why you don't need more than one camera>here's why you don't need a sim slot>here's why you don't need your phone running at max speed
>>106535992Only 3rd world countries still use physical SIM cards.
>>106535986well the entire event has shown nothing but niggers.
>>106535983https://www.ookla.com/articles/iphone-c1-modem-performance-q2-q3-2025
>>106534965
>>106535969The social media domaine rush isn't going to create itself, eh?
>>106535994check out the rigs for 28 Years Later
So, is the camera good or what? Are there comparable android cameras on the market right now?
what building is this
>random forced for all mankind plugit hasn't had any viewers since season 2 like 5 years ago
>>106535881Apple did it again.
new official magsafe battery, finallyit's been years of letting anker run away with that shit
>>106535992Every single operator here has eSIM.
>advertising casesdid they ever do this before?sounds like the phone will break fucking easily
they're bringing battery cases back
>Binge your favorite streaming capeshit
I can watch black people all day now thanks Apple
holy shit a battery pack
THEY BUILT ANOTHER FUCKING BATTERY FOR IT?????
>>106535984>not watching on a MacBook on the TV appngmi
>esim onlySo it's just a glorified iPod?
not so slim anymore
that strap thing looks real faggy
>>106535986>look at me, i'm the nigger now
the bumper beats the purpose of the phone
>>106535930they look clean and beautiful, but that's about it, overall they have a lot of negatives ( easier to drop, to bend, to crack etc)
>>106536013Dunno, let's wait for the reviews.
He wore that phone like a purse. Gay as fuck.
?
Looks way too much like a Google pixel
>>106536029What kind of caveman is still using physical SIM cards?
>>106536029Name all of the eSIM iPods.
iPhone Air
>>106536014chicago apple store is my guesst. yuropean
>>106536014apple store
android faggots in shamblesapple chads winning again
>>106535976Yes. They’ve always done that
>all day battery lifedrop the # of hours nigger
GIVE ME A IPHONE MINI REFRESH REEE
>A FUCKING HANDBAG FOR PHONE
>>106535930probably just exists as a foldable beta deviceno one asked for the galaxy s25 edge but samsung made one anyways and the fold 7 came out being thin as fuck
>>106536028halts maul
>>106536008HOT
We're so back iPhone 4 bros!
>>106536036how the fuck apple sheeps gobble these up
where does apple always find these ugly negroes?
>>106536014apple store in chicagoi walked by it yesterday
ALL DAY BATTERY. FUCKINF TELL ME TH MAH
>>106535976It's a part of a larger campaign of the war on beauty. Every advert MUST contain some form of hideousness and you WILL accept it
Who the fuck asked for this?
>>106536004tranny hate sim cards because they want it chopped off like their penis
PRO PRO PROPROFESSIONALS WAKE UP IT'S TIME
imagine iphone air mini
what's with this dude's neck
I thought they had learned their lesson on Ive when they released the M1 pro and it was like a proper laptop. Clearly they have not actually.
Damn if that was the Air what is the Pro going to do? fuckin A
Apple invented the phone
>>106536008I love israel now
>>106536067who asked for the car?
>>106536072pls...
AL-U-MIN-IUM
>thinnest phone ever>but still too big to fit in a pocket>sell a layard insteadAnother year with the SE1 it is!
>>106536067Your mom
Did Jony Ive troon out?
>that camera bumpEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
What happened to the titanium stuff they were going for?
>>106536076he's old
>>106536033>>106536040>>106536053>/g/aymen not knowing that lanyards and phone straps have been in fashion for a year nowit's mostly for women that wear clothes without pockets
LMAOOO they are trying so hard to imitate jony ive
that thing is going to be impossible to repair
Why the fuck are they going back to aluminum when they made a big deal of switching to titanium last year?
>that bumpoh nononono
>>106536076
>>106536004>>106535992Opposite, only goy-cattle get the esim-only iphones. Customers of value get sim + esim like europe.
>>106536021they realized this shit wouldn't be usable by anyone with normal sized hands
guess the price
>>106536076he's a cute little turtle
>full width camera grottoWE PIXEL NOW
>>106536076old saggy skinhe should wear a turtleneck to cover itsteve was smart enough to do so
>>106536051Just said 40 hours a minute back.
>unibodyuhhhh repairability bros????
>>106536076He’s like 90 and has AIDS
>>106534173How much are the new iPhones
my wife's boyfriend would love the live reaction mode
>>106536008
bring back jony. it's just not the same without him.
>>106536092Jony Ive hasn't worked at Apple in over 6 years.
>>106536090best looking phone ever made desu
>camera bump, google:O>camera bump, apple:(
This is the first time I've ever tuned into one of these live. When did they start doing this prerecorded shit? I was expecting Tim Cook to do a powerpoint on stage doing his best Steve Jobs impersonation
apple invented thermal overheating
hahaha
damn this really seems like the first big iphone change since the 11
>>106536112you have to go in through the screen, just like before. nothing changed there. that's how all phones have been for 10 years.
>>106536120the guy's face cracks me up for some reason
BASED BASED BASED
>>106535186think different
>>106536076turtle tim
WHAT YHE FUCK I WANT TITANIUM
I like the design
wtf
>>106536133it looks cool
hold on, where some of these coins printed with the Bitcoin logo?
so ugly
there's no way anyone with a pro iphone uses coin money lol
>>106536133>It's the ugliest iPhone ever!
still no iphone mini?
>HERE’S JAWS
i like how they go to each major city in the US so most every viewer feels included
oh great, it can survive a shower of coins... But can it survive a couple of coins in my pocket for 1 year?
Dude a almost unbreakable phone is going a little underrated I mean its not that huge but its still cool to little old me oh well.
Where is Tim Apple
>>106536130They stopped doing live audiences for covid and just never really brought it back. The Jobs' theater has gotta be dusty af by now.
Why would I want an iPhone so thin I could snap it in half?Is this thing just a half step to the folding iPhone that will need to have each half of the phone be slimmer?
>>106536130dude has zero charisma, forget it
>>106536130Since Covid
>saving the best iphone for the best citybased
nigga that camera bump is actually horrendously ugly
at the price of only....
too fucking clean for New york
>>106536146looks ugly as sin, what the fuck were they thinking?
>Joswiakyou cannot make this shit up
>>106536133I was seriously hoping the bottom rounded square wasn't real but here we are.
this shit is so ugly intentionally to get people to buy the air
I've seen enough
>>106536133holy shit it's terriblethe leakers where righti wanted to buy one, but waht now?kms, or buy 16 pro i guessno iphone next year right?
>that PRO typographyThat is so not apple
>>106536133I kinda like the orange but I'd need to see it in person.
MORE WHITE MALES
>Greg "Joz" Jozwiakhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
apple invented vapor chambers
>>106536146looks good, matches my daughterwife's hair
>>106536133>the color on the right Kino
>ACTUALLY WATER COOLEDlmaoooo
apple gas chamber
im trans
they pulled out white guy it's getting serious
>>106536153prprprprprprprpr
>>106536169$1799
Vapor chamber, amazing!
>>106536133>>106536146the orange actually looks pretty good
>>106536136looks like that actor from archer and madmen who only acts simpletons
hahaha what the fuckpajeet design
>>106536153You didn't buy the last one and now there'll never be one again.
apple invented vapor chamber
why so many white men?
>>106536184I thought it was gonna be some AI Steve Jobs shit.
>vapor chamber memelmfao no fucking way. dead fucking phone in 2 years
20 (twenty) times
>vapor chamber uses DI water instead of alcoholit's over, this will all diffuse out within 5 years.
>>106536163>Why would I want an iPhone so thin I could snap it in half?so that they can R&D iphone glasses in 5 years
why is this shit a sticky?
>>106536133these look like baby toy fake phones lmfao
>>106536133maybe it will look good in black...
EWWWWWW
>>106536193i own a google pixel btw
>>106536188Vapor chambers are not water-cooling.
LMAO they're ditching titanium already
first i hated the new design of the pro but now i actually kinda like itam i the only one? first i was shitting on it a couple weeks ago
why did they steal the worst part of the pixel
first year with no black Pro phone option
>>106536222ick
The background music sounds like Kanye’s heil Hitler
the blue looks kino
cosmic orange more like jeet brown
>>106536214IPHONE
>>106536207you can't have steve jobs or steve wozniakyou can have gary jozwiak
>Apple releases the most disgusting looking phone ever releasedAPOLOGIZE
>>106536214because every year you retards makes 3000 posts about this events
Stop saying plateau
>>106536228nah i'm the same looks better now than when 1st seeing it
>frosted finishyuck
>>106536233And be original? Not even once
BRING BACK THE HEADPHONE JACK INSTEAD, CHUD.
>>106536221>>106536233At this point I feel like they're making the worst camera bump imaginable so they can "fix it" next generation
finally. an iphone that doesnt kill itself from overheating
>>106536146POCO PHONE LOOKIN AHH MFER
I want the iPhone Air and the pro blue
>apple featuring weebshit games in their keynoteanime won
>buy 1500 eurodollars phone to play gacha slop or take photosdeal of the century
the base iphone looks better than the air but the air has the a19 pro like the pro wtf
>>106536050Apple used to cast beautiful women in their commercials while making fun of trannies at the same time.
LLM WAIFUS
>>106536228I'm personally glad they rounded the edges again and focused on comfort. The 12-13-14 series were uncomfortable as hell to hold, that was imo a dark age for iphones
imagin the iphone air mini flip
Do you really need raytracing in a phone game?
>>106536256It's never coming back.
>>106536170this looks way too cgi
are there really enough deaf people who somehow don't understand closed captioning for this retard to take up 1/4th of the screen horizontally and reducing the actual presentation size by almost half because of the total horizontal+vertical space it requires to keep things in perspective?hard to believe this is anything other than something they found using focus groups appeals to white liberals who are 3% more likely to buy when watching this advertisement with the flappy hands man in it
So this shit is completely unrepairable then?
>>106536214newfag spotted
>7 layers anti reflective coatingsomething something gillette
>>106536028thanks
>>106536268the good old days
the iphone 17 looks like the premium product lmfao
Arknights PLUG HOLY SHIT red woman
>>106536133camera bumps are so stupid, just make the phone thicker so it can sit flat
>>106536274Yes. Absolutely.
>>106536268Kek wtf
who makes their fucking advertisements? it's all niggers and chinks what the fuck is their alternate reality?
>>106536008Damn how much space is the sim card taking where this big news?
Well well.. with that in mind now:iPhone 17 Pro or iPhone 16 Pro?I have the 14 Pro
DURABILITY SCRATCH RESISTANCE STRENGTH BREAK GLASS SCREENWho gives a shit about any of this
>>106536133WHO LET THE JEETS PICK THE COLORS ????
>all esim only
>>106536300india
>>106536289true. i love vibrant colours on my phone
>heh stupid goy will fall for it again
>made the corners even rounderitoddlers will buy 12 thinking they'll look rich doing so
Buzz words Buzz wordsBuzz words>Still no fold>Muh battery >Muh camera Apple, behind like always.
it's getting boring
>>106536283>>106536247>>106536242It's not 2007There is literally zero innovation or progress
imagine an iphone flip fold that opens both ways like those european windows
>>106536300that's what california is like anon
>>106536268take me back
>>106536306I do chud
39 hours what the fuck
I'm not even trying to be mean why do literally all of them have lazy eyes
here's patrick
>>106536300Apple is a future-facing company.
>>106536133orange boy looks good
>>106536268That wasn't a trannyThat was a man in a dress for comedyBack then nobody would even consider a man in a dress a tranny, let alone a woman, like faggot zoomers today do
>ma'am
Maybe add a fan.
>>106536316Flip phones are dumb.
does this mean no more Plus model iPhones? if I want a big iPhone I have to buy the $1200 one?
what the FUCK is that
>A white fucking male!
>>106536315they just invented air?
NEXT YEAR YOU BETTER GIVE BACK THE MINI
>no titanium>ugly af>barely any improvementsthe pro models suck lol, iphone air is better
>>106536313>>Still no foldPointless gimmick that only consoomers enjoy
>>106536306every single person who uses a phone doesn’t want it to break after 1 drop
qtpie in the middle
>>106536300that is reality now
>>106536326poop
>>106536308even europe ?
Isn't that on Roosevelt Island? I was just there and it doesn't look like that. when was this filmed?
>>106536330would
I think the camera bump would have looked good if it was a direct complementary color and not the same color.
>>106536300whites are like 8% of the global population, and they're all boomers
TETRAPRISM
Here's your more detailed images bro >>106535900
>>106536330>>106536335>>106536345She... She looks like me.. She's built like me... I... thank you
>>106536328>That was a man in a dress for comedyThat's what troons literally are though.
>>106536153Never ever. Should've bought it, now it's gone and forgotten.
>>106536323nice PS3 game
>>106536342....until apple invents it.
>>106536335women
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>106536308third worlders will get a physical sim model
unironically pixel 10 pro lost
>can't even go to buy itwtf
niggerlicious
>>106536330>>106536335>>106536345moot? I thought he worked at Google?
>>106536133All of these colors mog the baby vomit green on the base one. I'm convinced it was a deliberate marketing choice to drive Pro and Air sales instead.Still not buying an iToy thoughever.
>when things get technical >CALL THE CIS WHITE MEN!
>>106536349i have a regular simcard in my iPhone 16>t. germany
>>106536245no
>>106536349they said "in all countries"
>>106536366wow 12 whole megapixels
>>106536371I don't think iPhones even come up for pre-order immediately.
IT'S dEtailnot detAil
>>106536347If you see this and think of poop that's a (you) issue.
>>106536133>literal jeet coloursSAAAAAR
>4xholy fuck why. you got an 8x now. 3x is 55mm which is standard. 4x is so fucking useless.
>>106536315so what
Why does he say detail like that
they really pick ulgy people
>>106536349worldwide
>>106536371preorders are on friday, like every year
please just let me connect a damn external flash and i'll fucking buy it
LMAO at Apple larping as a camera manufacturer with the readouts on sample photos
>>106536374Who's moot lol
what happened to the VR headset
>>106536383already disproven considering they said the starting storage was 256
>>106536153rumor says next year but they say that every year
>only pictures of niggers>austria and germanyits grim
>>106536397where's the green retard
>>106536101I dont know tranny anon
>>106536371they always do this during presentations and are always back up as soon as they end
>>106536406queer
>manufactured in India for the first timeahahah indiaPhone
is this art
>>106536379i meant the new phone>>106536382yeah be prepared for samsung to follow them than for chink companies to do the same
>>106536426apple invented art
>>106536281delete ?useASL=true from the url
only the staircase one was kind of good
>>106536416the future is brown, and it's beautiful, chud.
why don't they just take everything they've learned doing the iPhone cameras and just make a proper camera? they'd probably kill.
>>106536425They should call it the ipoop
>>106536426In San Francisco that photo would sell for $150,000
>>106536413Nothing. Absolutely, nothing.
>>106536328yes that man in a dress for comedy is literally you
Why are non white people so ugly bros
>We're filming this event with iPhoneIs that why the audio is fucked?
The purple one and the couple from above were really cool photos
>>106536406they choose exotic people because it looks more 'artistic'
>4k prores log>phones not 5tb yet
Please tell me the EU models aren't made in India. I don't want shit in my phone
Why does this look so fucking FAKE? It looks like a CG studio
where is the ipod fucking niggerssss
WHERE DA WHITE PEOPLE AT
>>106536431>ASLI can't even get the ASL stream to work, wtf bros?
>>106536425>>106536437don't make me post the mobile OS market share chart, rajesh
>>106536406I think the theory is that anyone can make beautiful people look good but Apple can make ugly people look dramatic.
>>106536441we're not all ugly, but majority of us are yesjust diluted genes across time, it happens
>>106534590The modern zeitgist encourages torturing yourself in the gym by lifting heavy metallic objects, running on treadmills, or jogging outside (all in brand clothing) - all unnatural activities that amount to masochistic self-harm. A real workout is walking many miles per day, hunting animals, and carrying heavy objects over long distances. However, the modern-day wage slave doesn't have time to do this, so 30-60 minute "workouts" are supposed to fill the gap. Essentially, the "gym" is the fast food of workouts.
what did i miss?
>indian air particles will be forever be trapped inside your iphones
why do you fucking retards keep posting about how videos of real buildings are fake have you never seen a steel and glass building before
>>106536452Because it is. These are all shot in the same green screen studio
>prores RAWcan't wait to fill my phone after 20 minutes of video. make a 50tb phone already
>>106536450Especially in the EU it will have fecal markers
>>106536452Because not a single person is inside or outside the store other than tim cock
>>106536462
>>106536425> /g/ predicted ipoo
Bullet time.... but with iPhone!
>>106536452the same camera lens for the flash movie
>>106536452if you've ever been to the apple store in new york or chicago, they actually do look that pristine
>>106536453why the fuck do you need an ipod you retard
bruh
>>106536406she's pretty and slim, I think you might be gay
APPLE INVENTED CASES
Nobody is using fucking iPhones for movie filming
>>106536463what happens if they break out?
black magic is a bit of a problematic name innit?
>they dropped titaniumhave fun with your paper durabilty iphones 16ProMaxGODS won
zesty
BLACK MAGIC = NIGGER MAGICApple has done it again
looks like Amogus
DING DING DING
>>106536472Girls can play Rugby?!?! WOAH!
>>106536450Only US iPhones are made in India due to the tariffs. They likely won't even hit the production numbers for the US, let alone rest of the world, in India.
>>106534892She probably sucks like a vacuum
I thought we were done with thinner and thinner phones meme. Does anyone actually give a shit?
>>106536464Those don't exist in India>the cases cant even make the phone look goodkek
>bullet timeWill the Wachowski Sisters use iPhones to make their next film?
>bodystrapusecase?
Imagine having a fucking phone shoulder strap
>techwovenFabric case mass return 2 incoming
>>106536450>PUyou should be worried about getting acid attacked, raped, stabbed and raped again (in that order) instead of whether or not your $1200 fisher price phone has doodie in it nigga
ANOTHER NIGGER
the nigger admiring his newest adquisition
Might get an iphone 16 instead. 17 doesn't seem much better
iPhone 17 Pro.
>>106536494>>106536489They look muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch better with the case on.
>>106536101better thermal conductivity i guess. what a shame. love the titanium on my AW Ultra 2.
>>106536416You think that shit is limited to the US?Germany doesn't even have many black people. It makes no fucking sense.Germany has Turks, Italians, Greeks and more recently Arabs, but no Africans.
>>106536494I’m heard of leashes for kinda but leashes for the people like me who use iPhone Pro is fitting.
>>106536502have you been outside in the past 5 years?
Apple is tim cooked Apple is tim cooked Apple is tim cooked Apple is tim cooked Apple is tim cooked Apple is tim cooked Apple is tim cooked Apple is tim cooked Apple is tim cooked Apple is tim cooked Apple is tim cooked Apple is tim cooked Apple is tim cooked Apple is tim cooked Apple is tim cooked Apple is tim cooked
>>106536484essentially all video productions of any scope with sub-50 million dollar budgets use iphones as cameras.
>>106536502men who don't carry a bag like women
>>106534743APPLE IS WINNING SEETHE MORE ANDJEET
>>106536506You should have a look at American demographics and crime rates and then compare it to the EU, Kek
What jewy nonsense is this? No one is filming movies with a phone.
>>106536508>>106536503>>106536494>>106536489I refuse to believe a black person dressed like this with a strap wouldn't get bullied or jumped in the US. No way it would fly in england
>>106536510If your penis isnt bigger than an iphone 17 pro max youre ngmi
>>106536517Of course he hasn't
niggas have never been this black before
>hollywood budget cuts
lmao imagine these jews charge more than $1000 for the air
IPAD TIME
My sides
>>106536517no
iPhone Air $999
why would anyone use an iphone to capture videos in a production setting?
THIS FUCKING +50DB LOUD ASS MUSIC OUT OF NOWHEREWHAT THE FUCK APPLE NORMALIZE YOUR SHIT YOU UNPROFESSIONAL FUCKS
LMAO IPHONE CHEAPER THAN PIXEL 10 AND WITH MORE STORAGE
>lets see it in action>just videos zooming in on a tripodwtf lol
>>106536528nice try mohammed
>the same great priceLOL
$1k for a fucking phoneyeah I'm good with my 13 mini. fucking weirdos
>>106536502apple wants to mitigate pickpocketing and having stolen iphones sent to china by giving the users an option for a thin lanyard lol
>$79990% marketshare by this time next year, also this means they know tarriffs are getting canned
2TB
>>106536543geg
>>106536539Every year you retards post this and never learn or understand why this happens
>no price increaseBased
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOANDROID FACKS BTFO WITH THE PRICEHOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>106536499the thinner and lighter, the easier for pickpockets to take off tourist hands
WHERE IS THE JAW DROPPING ANNOUNCEMENT
>>106536541><1000rip to the 16 se anon
>carry phone on bodystrap>get yanked by a nigga on a bikeFUUUUUUUUU
>>106536550I should've kept mine.. keep it as along as you can...
its the same shit, will wait till they remove the "island"
Still the best looking camera bump of all time
>>106536539Because they didn't mention AI. The entire global economy is built on top of AI hype right now.
>>106536530yea you'd give him a free house to keep him safe
>>10653655013 mini battery life sucks
>same price>cheaper than google pixeldoomers lost LMFAO
>>106536539buy the rumor, sell the news
>>106536523>sub-50 million dollar budgetsYeah so most movies any I'm pretty sure red cinema cameras are only around 5k each
Boring designs.
>>106536549Great as in big
No AppleTV?
>>106536061under their hidden underground nigger cave they store many of them for different purposes
>2TBWe're so BACK>only on MaxIt's so OVER
>Base iPhone 17 is not only 120Hz but also 256GBwhy the fuck would I care about the pro anymore
>>106536550same. battery is at 76% health tho. :/
>>106536567very california coded cosmetic
this fucking sucked
>>106536576power brick
>>106535857LMAOOO
This was boring as fuck. And I've been hyped for this all week.
>>106536575Only if he came on a boat
I wonder how good the iPhone 17 Pro's camera will be for filmmaking, especially for budget-conscious independent filmmakers.
>>106536426>no new apple tv
You're welcome and you too
>>106536567do niggers even steal phones anymore? everyone seems to carry only flagships nowadays
wait what
>>106536573>slopwei
HAHAHAHAHA
>>106536594Just get a new battery
WHERE IS MY MACOS 26 UPDATE???
that was shit
ASS
>>106536555Thanks anon, trips deserved
>>106536593zoom cameras
WHAT THE FUCK NO IPADS OR MACS?????????????
it's overthank you jay for the sticky i love apple event threads
no apple arcade video game console????
>>106536539>timeframe: 10AM to 2PM LOOOOL ANOTHER LOW IQ ANDJEET SEETHING
Worst event ever.
only airpods was good
>>106536612planning on it
What about the XL what?
that was gay. I only care about mac
Jeetdroid bros...Our response to Liquid Glass?Our response to iPhone Air?Our response to A19?Our response to the good price?
no images no more
they got too silly
>>106536618iPads and Macs haven't been part of iPhone events for ages. Where have you been?
all those megapixels yet dick pics still grainy AF
>>106536608everyone has an expensive phone but nobody has a house
Macs and Ipads are the superior products and got forgotten wtf
>>106536539Yeah they said Apple Intelligence at that point of the video when it booming and then did nothing with it so.
Why did they downgrade from titanium? I dont get it
Tim Apple looks extra fruity today
>iToddlers mock android users because android is popular is India>every apple ad is blacks upon blacks
who the fuck is going to buy the air
>>106536593But think about playing arknights endfield!
>>106536618There never are. The September event is for iPhones and accessories.Macs might get an event in October. iPads are in the spring.
>>106536634>esim onlyyeah fuck all that
>>106534173Where is the fourth iPhone?
>>106536555TOTAL APPLE VICTORY
That was trash lmao
The Air is completely retarded so I assume its gonna sell out instantly.
>>106534173Anyways my Xiaomi Note 10 Pro is much better
i will never buy a product that exclusively panders to niggers
>>106536608Yes, anything gets stolen. Though mostly in big cities in USA and most of EUThey get shipped to China and get disassembled for parts, there's multiple documentaries on this especially since Find My network makes it easier to track your shit
DESTICKIED
>>106536664What is the issue? Who the hell is still using physical SIM cards
COOL
>>106536637I think he meant software updates or more native apps to replace current paid ones
>>106536654Money? You don't get that machining aluminum is cheaper? Titanium has worse thermals and takes more time.>>106536661I will on PC.
>>106536658Whites are only 8% of the world we actually got more representation than we deserved desu
My autism can't handle the pros. I can't not notice/see/imagine that rounded square what the fuck.
>>10653666717E will release next spring, like the 16E and all the SEs before it.
>>106536588It's real LMAO
Welp, VR at Apple is dead I guess
>>106536670the air is the best one they announced. the pro is pointless and the base is fine
>>106536682This is a hardware event, not a software event.
>>106536643a flagship phone costs 0.02% of a house. The only thing that could ever meaningfully eat into house sales is cars, and they are. A new base trim Camry costs 50% more than a 1800 sqft house cost 20 years ago.
>>106536658>american company does american things Whoa mama we got Sherlock Holmes in here!
>>106536634there is no response... I kneel... apple won
>>106536691VR as a whole was dead before they even offered a headset
So what’s the point of the watch now that the new AirPods basically took the whole fitness aspect away from it.
Wait a minute, they didn't even mention anything about when iOS 26 is releasing. What's up with that?
>>106536676>has less lenses than the 17 >costs 100 less than the proWho is buying the air lmao
>>106536670Yeah I think that and the new watch that basically saves your fucking life will sell HUGE this Christmas, Apple as a company is still ballin hopefully 2026 will be a better year with folding phone and some big AI thing.
I bought the iPhone 16, but I want the air now or the base 17,
>The thread is not a sticky anymore.owari da
>>106536700>A new base trim Camry costs 50% more than a 1800 sqft house cost 20 years agoNobody was buying a house for $20k 20 years ago. That's like 60+ years ago.
it’s a shame i actually liked the idea of the air but it would be insane to buy one when the pro is a much better phone for an extra $100
>apple finally brings shit chinkphones have had for years>this is revolutionary somehow
retards actually want airpods? holy fuck? kill yourself LOL!!!>>106536604You have no fucking clue what a camera is, nor do you have the slightest understanding what a video production studio actually looks like. iPhones are not film gear, there is legitimate scientific reasons like.. i dunno... physics as to why these little sensors are NOT used nor will ever be used for professionals. Inb4 MUHHH ZACK SNYYYDURR and MUUHH RETARDED DIRECTORholy fuck I hope you faggots die
>>106536715my parents did
AppleTVGODS...Forgotten.
>APPLEL WOKE STAFF HATE ORANGE MAN>MAKE ORANGE PHONE?????
>>106536709people that don't want to carry around that ugly abomination called pro, probably
>>106536705yeah I was waiting for that, like what the fuckWHERE IS MY MACOS 26
I'm pretty mad, I just wanted new airpods and instead of focusing on audio quality they just added a heart rate monitor.Who the fuck cares about that crap especially when I am already wearing a smartwatch?! insanely shit event. iphone air is especially lame
>ads full of niggers>no black iPhonesWHAT THE FUCK
AAPL TANKING
>>106536709>>106536717I felt the same, like in my kinoplex they try to sell you the medium size popcorn at a retarded price so you buy the big one instead
> be iPhone Air> has less features than the regular 17> probably less battery life as well> "b-but it's thin!!!"I was excited the Air was going to be the new 16E (minimalist and cheaper), but the moment they said it has the A19 Pro I realized it was a scam
>>106536713Good. This event sucked.
>>106536730Air is ugly as well no reason to get the gimped version when you can play just 100 more to go all out.
im at iphone 14 should I cope the 17 or air?
>>106536724My parents bought their house in 1988 in the middle of buttfuck nowhere for $120KI just bought a brand new top trim Civic for $30K, which is roughtly a 5th of what I make in a year.Stuff costs more today, but it's all relative. Houses are out of control. My parents' house is now worth $1.2M
>>106536555800$ for a fucking phone is insane
>>106536705It will probably release when the phones are out so 19th
https://www.apple.com/iphone/compare/?modelList=iphone-16e,iphone-17,iphone-17-pro
>>106536717Real question is why you would buy pro over base model where the difference is superficial now that they’ve dropped the titanium gimmick
I have an iPhone 8Should I buy iPhone 16 pro max now?
why don't they just build more houses
>>106536748Air looks better than the pro wtf?>>10653674917 or air is fine but the pro looks dumb
>>106536643Probably the most perceptive comment of this thread and phone cycle in general.
>>106536709i will GUARANTEE you that it will sell like hot cakes
>>106536604its probably alrightI know there are some video podcasts etc that use iphone 11s or newer for cameras. It works pretty well for that, for there is a good chance the 17pro will do a solid job at basic filmaking
>>106536431thanks
>>106536555checked, i wont upgrade
>>106536749Air is a failure. Either regular 17 or Pro
>>106536748Pro looks ugly as fuck. The Air looks amazing. And frankly who actually uses the extra horsepower of the pro anyway
>>106536758yes
I have an iPhone 1(2007)should I upgrade?
i like my pixel desu
>>106536764>Air looks better than the proWhy would you get a worse product because it "looks better" its going to be in a case anyways.
>>106536713that's how it always works
Shouldn’t the thinner phone be the cheapest model since it’s more underpowered than the base model?
>>106536758not yet. wait for the 18
there is no legitimate reason to upgrade your phone anymore. these devices are more powerful than full desktop towers from just 10 years ago, and literally all they run are web pages and glorified web pages. that is literally it. if it is too slow for that after a few years, it is by design, and you all know it
>>106536680i do, no way i am using a phone with a sim intergated in it, how am i supposed to remove the sim if i got targeted by the mossad
>>106536783>le uglyput on a case like a normal person retard
>>106536791the air and the pro have the a19 pro, the base doesnt
I bought a used SE3 for 150 earlier this year, how did I do?
i buyed the airpods 3
>>106536786No, still has a couple more years left
we're all here nowhttps://www.apple.com/iphone/compare/https://www.apple.com/iphone/compare/https://www.apple.com/iphone/compare/
>>106536800I have an iPhone 11 and the only reason why I'd want an upgrade is better battery and more memory capacity. I honestly don't get people who upgrade their phones every year. Like... for what.
>>106536800only sony makes good smartphones
>>106536812wow nice job bro, you bougt shitty niggerbuds with garbage 256 bit aac audio quality
why would you need a $1200 phonei have a 3 year old xiaomi and it does everything, even the camera is good
Think I'm gonna order the base 17, 17 Air and the 17 Pro and decide what one feels right.
>>106536837because it's not a xiaomi
sars I did the needful and boughted the airpods 3
>>106536827>Apple Upgrade ProgramIf you are ont he Apple Upgrade Program like I am, it makes sense to upgrade every year. It turns financing into a effective lease. For just me personally, I have few vices in life but I enjoy technology so why not get a new a phone every year.
So Air replaces the Plus model? Considering there's no more Plus model
>>106536815So literally the only difference between the $800 phone and the $1100 phone is one extra camera lens?
1. I usually get pro models, but this one is so fucking ugly, aluminum fucking sucked back in iPhone 5S days, your hand acid will etch the porous aluminum out, they made it more rounded so its going to be more resistant to that, but next year they will release a version that has those sharp polished accents like iPhone 5S used to have, and those will etch like crazy.2. Whole massive bump is a good thing in that they should be able to fit the sliding lens next year for actual optical zoom.3. the 8X is fake, its same tetra-prism of iPhone 15 and 16, but with bigger 48MP sensor they will be able to crop better and extract more from the telephoto lens. Glass is what limits the ultimate resolution of the sensor, so bigger sensor will give better image quality, zoom in to 8x on your iPhone 15/16 Pro Max right now and it will look the same just slightly sharper, just because of extra pixels, but its still a hack.4. vapor chamber, metal encased battery, and ceramic coating are the only great additions, metal encased batteries were added some time ago but now it seems we have them across all phones, should be more user service-able, thank Europe for this, because our politicians here do not give a flying mega fuck, and they shit on you poor fucks who don't even have a trust fund. Ceramic coating is amazing if truly added, think CERAN, the "glass" that is used in electric stoves, transmits infrared, crystal structure makes it so it does not shatter from hot/cold shock, hopefully that also translates into shatterproofing.5. Applel Watch - well, not much to say, I need to rewatch this part as I missed most of it, hypertension sensor is great, but obviously limited, sleep tracking is fucking retarded, blood oxygen level finally gone it was retarded, you should know when you are asphyxiating from lack of oxygen, A MUCH BETTER ADDITION WOULD BE AIR MONITORING SENSOR!
Gonna stay with my Poco
>>106536811since you asked, I got an se3 for $100 brand new at walmart last black friday, no monthly payment nonsense
>>106536847You know you are basically nigger or a indian retard if you buy those They are not, NOT, quality products
>>106536827I’m on 12 and the only reason I want to upgrade is for USB-C instead of lighting
>>106536867Yes, but WHAT A LENS!
>>106536837humans lived without technology for hundreds of thousands of years. Why would humans even need technology?
>>106536802Wait, is this actually why so many schizos are bitching about esim in this thread? Your phone uses a different public key for each new sim. Like tap to pay. You can't be tracked between different instances.
>>106536883You cannot live in the modern world without a smartphone. All the world's goverments require it to do anything including paying taxes and bills, renewing licenses, and even to go to jury duty.
>>106536758>Another person with an 8Based. I was going to upgrade last year but figured my 8 was still working so I'd just wait until it started having problems. The audio on it is going now, so I might get the 17 pro(Even if it is ugly as fuck) and not worry about it for another 7-8 years.
>>106536815Is Aluminum a downgrade on Titanium?
>>106536907my government doesn't require any of that. do you happen to live in estonia?
>>106536877lightning is a much more durable phone-side jack than usb c
>>106536914pretty much yes
>>106536914Yes, considering they made such a big deal about switching from Aluminum to Titanium a couple years ago.
regular 17 is the new meta> 256GB in the base model (just like the 17 Pro)> 120Hz display> 2 cameras (more than the more expensive Air)> A19 which is probably less than 5% slower than the A19 Pro (which will throttle in the Air anyways)Apple made the base 17 too overpowered
>>106536805>caseew no
>>106536556>also this means they know tarriffs are getting cannedMaybe it does, maybe it doesn't. Apple can more than afford to eat them until we get a new president in 3 years. But I assume that keeping the price the same is the main reason their stock is tanking. Everyone and their mom expected an increase even without tariffs since cumulative inflation since they started doing 799 is almost 40%
>>106536946>no plus sizeswing and a miss
>>106536935usb was specifically designed to be more durable on the female end, thats why the connector is shaped like an O
>>106536946the colours suck, i suppose they did release the colour that i wanted (steel grey) they just called it "black"
>>106536961More like>no mini size
buy android sirs
>>106535160>mini air.Why would you want a mini iPhone that's super thing? There would barely be any battery life plus it NOT being fucking tablet sized means you've already shaved off a lot of weight and bulk.In my ideal world Apple would release a mini THICK. (Was gonna post a picture of a sexy Midna but image limit reached so never mind.)>>106534858>If I sleep with my Apple Watch, my wrist starts hurting like a bitch.Mine doesn't bother me when sleeping, granted it's a 41mm watch so maybe that's why.
>>106536955does anyone have that iphone prices adjusted for inflation picture?
>>106536941The titanium in the current iPhones is gay af, it's not structural, it's just a thin sheet literally glued on top of an aluminum structure.Apparently based on what they described, titanium in the Air is structural, but we will have to see if it really is. Having that said, I liked the unibody idea in the 17 Pro, that shit will probably be sturdy af.
>>106536868I think the base iphone is the winner here. now google has to drop by a whole $100 and even then their chip is still a joke. cant believe the jews at google were this greedy, tim cock made sure their plans of bringing over itoddlers over to android was shattered. been using my pixel 7 for a while now maybe its time to taste the cock
>>106536955apple stock is "tanking" because its being ran as private equity by the same person that brought us the 737 max
>>106536910Mine has two black lines going across the screen, the audio often gets screwed up while recording a video, and the battery isn't that good anymore and I'm constantly running out. So I'm thinking I'll upgrade now. >>106536792I don't want to use this thing for another year, just gonna upgrade now
I love the color orange but HOLY FUCK I HATE THAT RANDOM ROUNDED SQUARE WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT A THING????
>>106536967in practice the pins are too easily misaligned and are prone to shorting. true story, sometimes you can realign the pins temporarily just by inserting a tight cable, so a loose cable will work afterward when it didn't before. that's crazy.
>>106537003Steve Jobs was right, why give a shit about the stock price, investors, stock buy backs, dividends and all this bullshit? Build up a war chest to takeover new product categories in the long run
>>106537038steve jobs was right about everything but appointing that faggot as his successori suppose apple really was just his personal vanity project
>>106536995>Mine doesn't bother me when sleeping, granted it's a 41mm watch so maybe that's why.I suspect the main reason is that I sleep with my arm under my pillow.
>>106537002your pixel 7 is a privacy goldmine, install GrapheneOS on it as you swap to iPhone and enjoy maximum privacy. Apparently in europe if they see you with a pixel they assume youre a drug dealer because they have huge headaches with GrapheneOS lol, they cannot crack it like regular android that google just lets the police in instantly.Also new thread, image limit reached >>106537010>>106537010>>106537010
Upgrading to air from my iphone 8.
>>106534173This is extremely convenient. I need eSim so I can have immediate access to Grindr as soon as my plane touches down. Just think of all the airport bathroom gay encounters I could miss if I had to go to a kiosk and get a regular sim card I have to touch with my hands like a peasant.
>>106536283>newfag spottedappletard iShit spotted
>>106537075Just get the base 17. Literally no reason to get the Air (less features, more expensive)
>>106537058>I suspect the main reason is that I sleep with my arm under my pillow.That makes sense, the silicone strap I used to wear bothered me though so I got one that's more breathable instead.
WAIT A MINUTE ANON!WHERE WAS CRAIG?
>>106535730I'm content with NO camera honestly.
>>106536758No, buy stuff from Murena.
>>106536946was hoping for a plus size desu
>>106537449At least they increased the screen to 6.3 inches.The Air should the the 17E, but for some reason they turned it into the 17 Plus (cucked edition - less battery life, less cameras)
What does the Air weigh?
>>106536946make it 250$ and its good
>>106537547 0.075 pounds
>>106536946agree with you good sir
>>106535983tests show it's about the same, with the same signal integrity. it's nothing special or breathtaking, but it's reliable and lower power draw
