Is https://dev.to a good place to code blog? I'm White, in case it matters.

>>106576961
if it is ai slop -> yes
else not ai slop -> why would you want to blog in the age of ai slop?

why not get a cheap domain and point it to your htmls?

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>how the IT sissies look at you when they tell you to put in a ticket to run software YOU wrote YOURSELF

>>106573932
>get a lowe end asus gaming laptop TUF and upgrade the ram/M2 on it
other anon here.
what would you recommend for a ~$2-3k laptop: programming, vid editing, dead by daylight gaming

>>106577150
I would recommend you fuck off because /g/ is not tech support

enjoying your weekend, /twg/?

>>106577080
yet you have to comply. You fluff the furries kek

>>106577080
Incorrect. My local IT fuckboys do not have snacks. They're poorfags and can't even keep a candy dish at their reception desk KEKW KWAB

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>be a STEMfag in a startup
>chill work, team's full of competent nerds who do real work
>the company grows a bit
>useless middlemen and women start to appear
>they are borderline retarded and don't know jack about the tech
>we have to babysit them else they embarass us all
>they only fill excel sheets that no one cares about
>now meetings are full of bullshit management words: muh kickoff, muh blockers, muh synergy
>tasks are full of making useless tables instead of the actual R&D I was hired for
Ugh, I guess it's time to change jobs again.
Why is this even happening, is there a law that beyond 20ppl you must hire useless retards? It is so tiring. Some non-techies ARE useful like finfags or lawfags, but managers in general are a fat that must be trimmed.

>>106577341
That's what you get for not learning to Code. STEMfags get the rope. The future is Software-Defined.

>>106577080
What's his name?

>>106577225
I never enjoy my weekend because I know they will be over.

>>106577345
Coding is jeet-coded + my knowledge does not become obsolete 3 years later

>>106577341
>now meetings are full of bullshit management words: muh kickoff, muh blockers, muh synergy
haha.....

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>>106576888
I physically cant work more than 10 hours a day, my head starts to hurt after a week. This 996 thing is a fucking psyop

>>106576888
Any decently paid remote Chads can answer me?
How comfy is your job?

I am in a second world country, getting paid like shit, but my job is ultra-comfy.
It's hybrid, but the wfh days I mostly nap, and the office day I mostly chat.

They know I am addicted to comfiness and won't increase my pay.
They say "leave if you want better pay, but elsewhere you will be forced to work full time".

I'm thinking about remote jobs to first world countries.
Even 60K is a lot here, but I really don't wanna sacrifice my comfiness and work full 8 hours a day, monitoring software, tickets and shit etc etc

>>106577779
Are you me?

>>106576888
what the fuck is this OP? put back the news sources and other useful stuff, faggot

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How do I know if my boss knows that I do nothing all day? I can’t tell and it’s driving me nuts.

tech lead yay or nay?

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Stop being mean to IT.

>>106578557
be real, nobody reads that shit. you probably had at least 3 tabs open already for Dan Murphy's before you had opened this thread.

>>106578732
They know and will use it as a reason to fire you when layoff season demands a teammate is voted off the island

Looking at job postings everything seems to be contract or contingent work. Are you guys contingent or fte? How often do you guys change jobs in the tech industry?

>company has contractors from a few different companies
>mostly latam but some india
>can understand all the latams despite them being ESL
>indians have had english in their country for much longer but they are still mostly unintelligible
>they aren't retards either, they're involved in a bunch of tech/IT projects
i don't fucking get it

Do not fall for the public sector unless you are houseless or literally starving. It fucking sucks. Lots of contracting work and very little tech. Just wait in the private world until the industry detoxes from fake money and they start hiring normally again.

>>106579125
>they aren't retards either, they're involved in a bunch of tech/IT projects
Doesn't mean you're not retarded.

>>106577341
>beyond 20ppl you must hire useless retards
iirc that's roughly the minimum for the DEI evaluations to start.

>>106577716
billions must be insecure about their appearance
>i cant work unhumane hours
yeah no shit. since when is 996 a thing in the west?

>>106579154
How long is this going to take anon? I'm this close to dropping the contingent work and just doing a four year union low v electrician apprenticeship

>>106576888
Why does it seem like chinks are the most pretentious in tech?

>>106579364
>since when is 996 a thing in the west?
It was a thing in the 90s and before in USA.
Work-life balance and such discussions only really started after the tech boom.
In some industries the old culture still persists and it's a race of who will leave the office the latest.

I think the less work you actually do, the more you feel you need to prove you are working.
But with the tech boom, the work was real and tangible, so people no longer felt the need they had to prove anything.

>>106576961
>>106577031
And if it's not ai slop, why would you want to share knowledge publicly so ai gets trained on it?

>>106578732
he knows but he also does nothing all day like all managers do

you are in a tough spot anon, best you can do is use this time to study
study and leetcode all day
you can copy and paste the problems in vscode if you are worried people seeing it

it's a golden opportunity, you are getting paid to study and land a better job once they fire you

is there any kind of viable digital work that doesnt require programming? i just suck ass at it, i studied it for 5 years in uni just to realize that i dont like it and that I cant do the advanced stuff that is required to show off

/utwg/ here, can i get a referral sir?

learn a trade

>>106579807
how about scripting
>>106580188
tech is basically a trade. the glory days are gone and tech workers need to realize they need to unionize.

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>>106580188
I power washed my house today. first time in 8 years.

>>106580318
>unionize
>>>/r/eddit

Isnt agile/scrum unironically the best system for devs? Just oversize your estimates, get the shit done within how long your sprint is, and fuck around for the rest of the time.

>>106580355
me on the left

>>106579125
My company is now 1/3rd Mexican. They're all super competent and easy to understand.
Yesterday I was in a company all hands call with a vendor. I saw a jeet on it and panicked because we've never had a jeet before. I assumed it was the vendor, but NOPE. it's one of ours.
It's over

>>106580355
whaaat
this man is horrible

>>106580930
Its time to kick out the Infosys jeets. The LATAM guys are way more competent and easier to work with

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please let me find a different job before the work christmas party

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>>106581426
Just don't go? How is this so hard?

>>106581478
>what is social pressure
sweet summer child

>>106581489
Yes, social pressure is for children.

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>>106581492
many companies ostracize you for not participating in their ""fun little activities""

>>106581507
Just say you have a prior engagement that evening. It's not that hard. They're gonna get blasted and forgot you weren't there anyway.

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>>106580983
such is life

>coworker on sick leave (anxiety)
>two coworkers on parental leave
>manager comes with this lecture about people having to step up and go the extra mile to compensate
>higher ups doing next to nothing for months/years
Yeah no, I'm not doing more than I'm paid for

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Right now I have a two monitors setup because I work from home. I really don't need it for personal use and I want change for something similar to pic related that I can quickly assemble just for work and remove it afterwards.
Any of you done something similar?

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>>106581507
>ostracize
So what? You come to work to get that paycheck, not play nice with normalniggers.
I keep track of all possible celebrations in our company and strategically retreat under a pretense of being in a meeting
or pretend being too "concentrated on a bugfix" that I just forgot go-he ^_^ haha silly me. The colleagues are onto me of course but they know that having me there actually brings the mood down.

>>106583055
>The colleagues are onto me of course but they know that having me there actually brings the mood down.
lmao. This is me after a few drinks. I talk shit with another guy to get them to laugh then some get quiet and uncomfortable. So yea, if the vibe gets weird just bounce before you overthink it and make it weird.

every day i read this thread and every day i lose a little more respect for programmers

>>106583430
why

>>106583452
you're all socially awkward retards who can't do math, don't know how to operate a computer, and have no clue about anything outside the narrow window of "tech" (coooooding in some meme language by mashing SO examples together)

You are working today, aren't you? You have to do more hours than 996 if you want to stand out this quarter :)

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>PM starts calling people's working hours and time sheets "Battle Rhythm" and refers to the project group as a "Strike Team" in meetings
Why are techbros so obsessed with looking "tactical"?

>>106583507
>can't do math
Use case for math in programming?

>>106583507
>socially awkward
what am i supposed to do thats just how i am

>>106583534
Midwit overcompensating for lack of technical skills.

>>106583591
what do you think "computer" means

>>106583593
stop insisting you're better than everyone because you're incapable of being within 12ft of another human without throwing a tantrum

>>106583593
>what am i supposed to do thats just how i am
I need to make fun of people like you. That's just how I am.

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>>106583611
You didn't answer the question.
What's the use case for math in programming?

>>106583648
from what I can tell math is only a factor in programming if you're doing some truly heinous shit like making your own game engine and you need to write a physics model for it or something like that

even low level stuff like high frequency trading its more about knowing C++ really well, how operating systems work, and knowing somebody at the company (the last one is the most important)

>>106583648
in computing alone, graphics and ui positioning, cryptography, bulk flag setting/checking, summoning demons, timing

then there is just consoomer software like SAP module fintech garbage or having to do matrix math for airplane avionics or whatever

>>106583686
Exactly. It's completely unnecessary in 99% of programming jobs.
The only ones who kvetch that it is are just coping PhDs or other academia cucks trying to justify their wasted time and effort on something easily replaced by a google search.

>>106583698
Everything you described are either highly specialized cases or problems you can quickly solve by googling or using a library.
Sure, someone has to have created those libraries, but that doesn't mean that every single software dev has to know how to do it as well.

>>106583686
This. There is no reason a Software Engineer needs to know math. That's grunt work for IT slop retards.

>>106583731
>basic CSS is "highly specialized"

gonna start demanding codemonkey LUSERS correctly answer what's 9+10 before helping them at my IT job

I think math is cool though!

>>106583799
No, it's the latter case - something you can quickly look up online, if you're a dumb monkey who doesn't know basic arithmetic.

>>106583845
>if you're a dumb monkey who doesn't know basic arithmetic.
so the average programmer?

>>106583849
No, your idea of the "average programmer" is just a retarded strawman and not worth any more engagement.

>>106583799
what math do you need to know to do basic css? most css is just knowing percentages, not any kind of complicated math

>>106583895
>most css is just knowing percentages
the average programmer cannot into fractions

i regret asking

1bn startup idea. transmitting data over audio. whos building this with me?

>>106578893
no one replied to my post...
what are your thoughts on leadership roles compared to roles like ic?

>>106584032
the intelligence community doesnt want you, fuck off we're full

ALL FURFAGGOTS MUST SHUT THE HELL UP

To All Furfaggots: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To
And I Will NEVER Speak To YOU
I Do Not Want To Hear About "power shell" From A Zoophile

i am a devine being
YOUR ARE AN ANIMAL FUCKER

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO POST IN OUR GENERAL

>>106582886
>be underpaid dev in 2nd world country
>managers come up with new idea for a project which will "save the company millions"
>it actually will cause it will rid us of the vendor which charges millions
>I say that's cool, by company you mean the shareholders pockets right?
>And how many of these millions are going in my pocket?
crickets

>>106584560
and btw that project was originally my idea which now they spin as their idea

I'm unemployed still. What should I do today?

>>106584638
get in here >>106584667

>>106583648
mathematics provides training and ability to reason out logical ideas carried forth step by step, while showing your work, in a logical progression ending with the desired result. If you can't do that with math, and get the correct answer, then your code will be shit and wrong solution or not an optimal solution. All optimal solutions in software have a mathematical foundation that proves they are optimal.

>>106584747
Did you just make it?

>>106584780
Yes. I made it before you posted.

>>106584638
I wish I was unemployed man

>>106584817
OK then get really, really good at your job. So good that you offend the people who suck at their jobs. And then you will get laid off.

>>106584860
I dont think thats how it works

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I got offered a "career course" by the military, should I ask for time off from my other job to do that?

I think the course content is active directory monkeying stuff, just finally a formalized course (that doesnt give real certs ofc but whatever i can use it for rank-up goodboy points) instead of the old style of "here's the administrative red tape doctrine, go on SO if you're still scared by powershell"

>have to throw some of the nicest coworkers I ever worked with under the bus to keep my job

it is a dog eat dog world

>>106584899
You have much to learn.

>>106584860
>>106584899
autism
he just run around insulting everyone that they suck at their jobs and he is much better
then they fired him
and now he thinks it's because he was "so good they couldn't handle him"

>>106584954
No this is how it goes down:
>non-dev tech worker says something is impossible, you take a look and do it easily
>they hate you
>dev tech worker who is an impostor says something is impossbile, you take a look and do it easilty
>they hate you
>Sales Engineer or Solution Engineer demands you build something a certain way, you caution that this will cause some catastrophic failure which you then document
>catstrophe happens
>Sales Engineer and Solutions Engineer say nobody could have predicted this to save face
>they ask for a solution, you propose the same solution you proposed before which makes them remember you predicted this
>they hate you
>VP and Executives get sick of being outmaneuvered on requirements and angry they can't blame it on you
>they hate you
>Sorry Anon we have to let you go, revenues are down and we have to hire more sales guys and more solution engineers so our system won't fail as much and we can sell more broken features.

>>106584927
>not wanting a long "prepaid" vacation
retard

>>106584817
You can be unemployed pretty easily.

>>106583534
They realized a lot of software developers play videogames in their off-time, and the only way they can related to it is via 'cawa-doody', so they're doing it to "look cool" and be "in touch" with their team.

It makes my toes curl in disgust.

I was unable to get a devops or even a sysadmin job for almost an year, could it be possible because I listed my previous experience as "support engineer L3" and shit like that?
Like, are devops niggers gatekeeping their shit against people who have worked as support previously? My jobs literally included writing scripts and even more ansible shit as well as messing with docker.

>talking about jobs on a fucking sunday
what the fuck is wrong with you, retards?

>>106585238
9/10 jobs are fake. and the 1/10 is being internally filled and they just advertised because they have to.

>>106584920
kill yourself furnigger

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>>106585238
Well it's not like I'm going to do anything else. What would we even talk about otherwise? Sewing? FPS mapping? High-speed jet interceptors? You wanna play some gear or something?

>>106585510
kys LARPing bot

>>106585238
friday ptsd and monday ptsd

it took me 3 months to find a job after graduating with an associates in cs last year. it isn't that hard unless you're retarded.

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>>106583698

>>106584920
>>106585510
Shut the fuck up you retarded faggot

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Having an issue with phishing that I'm scratching my head over. One of my clients is currently maintaining two domains in the following format: example.org and example-two.org. The latter is their old domain, and they're mainly maintaining it to avoid inconveniencing older clients who don't want to change their address books.
However, they've recently been receiving phishing emails that appear to be coming from their old domain. For example, jsmith@example.org keeps getting sent phishing emails from jsmith@example-two.org. I've tried to block inbound emails from that domain in Proofpoint, but it won't let me because the domain is in the Proofpoint portal. Likewise, I tried to implement a filter in the O365 portal to automatically quarantine emails from that domain, but it says that example-two.org isn't a valid address because of the hyphen, preventing me from implementing the filter.
I'm sure there's a simple solution to this, but I'm a fucking retard. Any ideas?

>>106585938
Clean it up IT sissy

>>106585938
>isn't a valid address because of the hyphen
Try using software that works

>>106585938
Isn't this what DMARC was invented for?

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>>106585963
I would unironically rather be a real janitor unless it was at a shitty gas station. I hate my job.
>>106585997
At my company, we spend a shitload of money on stuff that's unimportant and nobody ever masters while neglecting essential stuff
>>106586033
I guess, but I don't know what I'm supposed to do. I'm barely above Pajeet level, and my coworkers suck.

>>106586088
Maybe you should go to the thread for you? The thread for people who arent tech workers?
>>106584667
>>106584667
>>106584667

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I don't want to work tomorrow.

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>sunday evening again
kill me

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I'm a data analyst and I've been tasked with yet another analysis, but my manager is a motherfucking workaholic that sets tight deadlines unilaterally and blames me in every email copying the skip manager if I don't deliver on time, and I DO take time because the process is complex and I'm tasked with doing the QA as well. The thing is, I don't think they even proof-check my deliverables, and I'm so burned out I'm considering waking up early tomorrow, do a half-assed effort and complete the deliverable even if it's wrong and say fuck it. Should I do it anons? It's either that, or get flak again tomorrow for not having the deliverable ready and a step towards getting fired.

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Tomorrow I get paid to receive training on a new "weapons system". It's a striker fired pistol. I'm not particularly sure what separates a striker-fired pistol from a conventional one, and I don't care. All I know is I'm going to do the holding-two-mags reload thing Ethan does in RE8 and get laughed at and struggle to get into that stance quickly enough to not insta-fail for firing the last shot one-handed to prepare my second mag but also not get laughed (but still pass, at least) at for reloading way too fucking slowly

>>106576888
Well, I guess flipping burgers would suck, but at least I would see the smile on my clients face when they get their food. Being a SWE is a thankless job and Python is for sissies, learn C++ right now Anon!

>>106586464
I hope it goes off in your face.

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>>106586464
>mags
huh

I'm on a two week vacation and I literally don't understand how I even function when I work now that I'm looking back at it.

What's your exit strategy? I gotta figure something out.

>>106587073
>What's your exit strategy?
deploy to latvia and stay there for a few years, and flee to lithuania if creditors ever get upset with me

>>106577341
Diseconomies of scale in relation to the size of the labour force of an organization: The more people you have, the more people you need to supervise the people, the more people you need to supervise them, the more people you need to meta-supervise... You get the picture. Too many cooks ruining the broth applied ad nauseam. Especially when most of the people in the kitchen aren't even cooks and don't know how to cook or even about food in general, but feel very confident in their qualifications at bossing people around.

Or, as someone on /v/ eloquently put it: Give me twenty people and I will give you a masterpiece. Give me two thousand and you will be lucky to get anything at all.

>>106587134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OqQLDiz1B4

>>106585044
this is exactly what I said
you rubbed your technical superiority in their faces
textbook autism
>I told you so
is the exact same thing as saying
>I'm better than you

you can't understand social situations and you doubled down despite me pointing it out

here's what you should have done
>non-dev tech worker says something is impossible, you take a look and do it easily
not your problem
why did you feel the need to prove yourself?
>dev tech worker who is an impostor says something is impossbile, you take a look and do it easilty
same as above
>Sales Engineer or Solution Engineer demands you build something a certain way, you caution that this will cause some catastrophic failure which you then document
>they ask for a solution, you propose the same solution you proposed before which makes them remember you predicted this
this particular case is on them, but I doubt it happened exactly like this and not you somehow "rubbing it in their face" again

work isn't 4chan anon
you don't win imaginary internet points by winning an argument
you just make everyone hate you

>>106587205
>TRANSLATING FROM MBA TO ENGLISH:
"I don't like being told I made an easily avoidable mistake by the professionals who advised me on how to avoid the mistake."

>>106585044
>Sales Engineer or Solution Engineer demands you build something a certain way, you caution that this will cause some catastrophic failure which you then document
ok my bad didn't read this through
>you document
so you were planning to expose them to not take the blame
already you have a "me vs them" mentality
it's your team, you shouldn't plan to expose them, you are supposed to cover for them
it is obvious you are not a team player and nobody wants you around

yes many are frauds, and what do you gain by exposing them?
you get fired
everyone is afraid of you and doesn't want you around

intellectual superiority if not matched with emotional superiority becomes a double edged sword

>>106587227
yes exactly
glad you finally understand

only it's not only their pride which is on the line, it is also their livelihood

you already pitted yourself against them in a "me vs them" war
they will do anything in their power to get rid of you

>>106586088
>I guess, but I don't know what I'm supposed to do. I'm barely above Pajeet level, and my coworkers suck.
You seem like a very shit employee.

thoughts on python?

>>106584920
Don't do that.

>>106577080
don't care devfaggot. you aren't getting root. now put in a ticket so we can copy and paste our prescripted responses and then bounce the ticket around because nobody wants to deal with you whiny nerds.

>>106584920
Having sex with animals is a crime. You're going to get fired very soon.

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>>106587665
God I hope so. Finally, a return to normalcy.

>>106587554
absolutely despicable
lowest form of the human race imaginable

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>Interview with MSFT on Tuesday for cloud solutions architect role

Anyone have advice on how these 3 round interviews go? I know I know, microshit bad, etc. etc. I'm no jeet I just wanna use this to really get in the machine.

>>106587807
>I'm no jeet I just wanna use this to really get in the machine.
Not capable of giving advice so I'll just say good luck and I hope to see your work, and not your name, in the news ten years from now.

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>>106587807
In my experience, the job market is totally irrational, and the only hope for getting a real job is relying on luck of the draw to find a team that is allowed to interview their own prospects AND isn't filled with psychopaths. Or at least is filled with the same sort of psychopath you are so they like you.

Getting an interview is 99% of the battle, and if you be yourself, either they'll just be like "Finally, someone who's only a little retarded." or HR will reject you because you'll fail a vibe check they made up after the fact. Of course, it depends on the job and whether you're really qualified, but even then, job listings never properly express what's required anyway. It's a hopeless endeavour to even express what you need most of the time, you think any job listing will be reasonable and measured even barely accurate?

Basically, it's essentially random. Or at least requires so much intel that no internet lad can help you.

Even if you want to shit on me for having had a weird life and not-useful experience to relay, that itself should go to show how irrational things are. All you can hope for is that the god of failure either loves or hates you.

>>106587251
.t fraud

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>>106587227
>>106587269
at my "fake" work I should take this stuff to heart more.
I have things I want to do because they are interesting to me, and I see that doing them would make things better, for the good of the force

too often I have an immediate reaction of "heh heh, I'm not paid enough for this shit, have fun with your failed LARP" but I should remember that we LARP because some day, something real may happen.

>only it's not only their pride which is on the line, it is also their livelihood
today or tomorrow, it's larping and embarrassment; in hurricane season people may die who didn't have to had they just a little more support in something mundane. Maybe nothing happens, and an emergency response in training is delayed unduly.

I don't know if it's just rebel yell coming back or just lucky happenstance, but I've been meeting a lot of people lately who are trying to make stuff happen. I've been BTFO too often on that sort of thing and am dismissive of those guys I meet, but there's a (hopefully) palpable admiration for it. Just the other night, we were talking about radio licenses for something as simple as training the juniors on radio management, let alone just actually having one for actual tactical/strategic concerns.

My response from the back was just a repeated "I dunno, It's probably because of [bullshit reason I've heard] that's dumb because [reason I tried once upon a time to challenge it]; but I'm not the one in charge." It's an obvious "Well, we COULD do this stuff, wink wink" from the boss, but I'm not the boss. If he wants to make it happen, then he can do it. I'd have to defer to him and it becomes his project anyway.

Even teh guy who tried to have me charged, before that destructive performance review, gave me an only middling one because he said I had some good ideas, was at least reliable for prototyping/testing, but never seemed to carry projects through. Maybe it's because every time I'd try anything I'd get shot down, asshole.

People are posting pictures of their newborns on LINKEDIN

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I also wish I could tell people irl what I do without having to hide all the time. I don't wanna bring disgrace to the force and all that, but at the same time, it's what I do and I am proud of it in a perverse way. Especially now that I have a real job, and that too is stuff I can but feel weird talking about.

Like, yeah, this distateful nigga you know irl has to go in to shoot rifles and fix IR cameras. I am not ashamed of who I am on a personal level, but I know no one else wants to be associated with that. But I do incredibly boring stuff for moderately cool organizations, get to touch and do a lot of stuff that the average normie doesn't, and I am actually tired of pretending like I don't. I fucking made it, I enjoy the work I do, and the things I hate about my work are that I don't get to do it more. And I'm not fucking allowed to be proud of myself and what I've become.

>>106584779
You don't need math to not write shitcode.
You need to know what shitcode is not to write it.

Tiktok used to make the videos exaggerated, right? Do you guys remember this? What algorithm were they using to do that motion exaggeration?

I don't know why the fuck I had to do mathematics subjects in my comsci degree back in the day, it was of no relevance to programming

>>106588404
Could you be any more non-specific
Uhhh yeah tiktok did that thing, right? You know what I'm talking about guys? That thing

not even giving you a (you) furnigger kys yourself immediately you jobless retard

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>>106587205
NTA but I sympathize with that anon
>a colleague proposes to do a thing this way
>asks for critique
>I provide it with proof why his ideas suck
>sugarcoat as much as possible
>the colleague gets upset and hates me anyway
What's the alternative Mr MBA? Silently sit and let things burn? And when the damage control hits be fired?

is this what middle life crisis looks like?
https://www.youtube.com/@RobertElderSoftware/videos

>>106588464
Mostly an IQ test for college/companies. But real reason is that webshiters aren't the ones who really need to understand math. Go work on game physics and you would understand.

>>106588557
What percent of comsci grads do you think end up working on physics for a videogame

>>106588605
All of them, why do you think nvidia makes so much money? It's video games. They're just selling the shovels in the gold rush.... The real gold is the video games. Even PHD Physicists are printing money working on Video Game physics.

>>106588472
Tiktok, the company, as a whole, when you uploaded to their platform, exaggerated the motion in the video, right?

>>106588605
The same physics engine development that is used on games goes towards big picture stuff like (HPC) super computers, weather modeling, targeting computers, ect. Games are eating the entertainment business in its entirety. Also learning linear math is required so having to go through calc 1-3 makes alot more sense in the long term.

Shut the fuck up you retarded furfaggot.

>almost monday
please PLEASE don't do this to me

>>106588652
Literally just use a library. Now you can even use AI. "physics" retards don't even know how to truly Code because they spend their time on useless math no one cares about it.

we need to start unaliving these ohioass furniggers in minecraft fr fr :skull:

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I cleaned my car today. It looks nice, but I think my tan upholstery is permanently stained at this point. Always buy leather seats, anons.

>>106588730
>he didnt have leather seats in the first place
Are you a retarded nigger or just poor?

>>106588744
Naw, it's still my first car. I've had it for 6 years at this point. I'm very frugal, so I'm not going to buy another one anytime soon.

>>106588762
Sounds like you're poor. A real Tech Worker would have just gotten a new car with FSD and fully self-cleaning.

Why are you posting on /twg/ if you dont even have enough TC for a proper car?

>>106588773
>new car with FSD and fully self-cleaning.

It would need to suck my dick too.

>>106588784
No, not that, because that would make you a faggot, a homo, and worst of all a furry. Kill yourself.

>>106588773
>FSD
what a meme

>>106588793
Please, use the time you spend shitposting to go buy a rope and hang yourself. Stream it too if you don't mind.

>>106588549
look dude I'm just as autistic as the rest of you
everyone hates me too
just in retrospect I can see my failings and trying to get better
I'm this guy btw
>>106491813

>>106582886
You can go on sick leave for anxiety? Lolwut.

>>106588264
Why are you using that piece of shit platform?

Everyone but me is a retard.

Trump said he would get rid of the immigrants and now I'm jobless and he's letting Indians pour into the country to take our jobs? I'm starting to think Trump isn't our guy.

>>106588997
Literally who in tech other than "social media is the antichrist" types doesn't have a LinkedIn

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put in my 2 weeks on sept 1st. tomorrow is my last day. looking forward to not having to deal with the tasks that I've been doing for the last 7 years. gonna travel a bit and take a good breather from work

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Is helpdesk the level 0 of a CS major? How and where do you get it? I never had a job before.

>>106589231
Truth be told, everyone is in some kind of "helpdesk" job

i have 3 interviews this week

>>106589136
Never was, my dude. Dude always bent over for Israel.

"Nonono don't ask about the Epstein files, otherwise you're not my true adoring fan" ~ Trumpu Overlordsan

When will you retards learn most politicians don't care for you and are all about the money?

Inter-view? I'm not familiar with that SQL virtual table type

Did people really think the billionaire businessman was going to stop immigration hahahahaha how deluded can you be

>>106589241
Deep.

To be real though, I think reply anon is right. Even as an actual Dev, I felt like I was just doing higher level support.

Dev sucks. Thank God I'm out doing middle man type work.

It's only getting worse with Indians nowadays anyway, Goddamn.

>>106589263
heh

>>106589268
Amen

Everyone says we should eliminate middle man work but they never eliminate their own middle man work.

>>106589268
he did though you good?

fucking worthless ass general

>>106589315
Duh

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>>106589268
This statement doesn't make sense. Tom Homan is. The guy rabidly hates illegals. It's very based.

you've posted this before retard, see the following: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dial-up_Internet_access

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>why did this take so long
>it was hard (not really, just boring and I procastinated)
>it's not hard
>you do it then
>next week
>maaaaaan this is so hard it's gonna take ages
>is it hard?
>no

>>106581507
Just call in sick.

>got a great job already
>Considering moving
>Look around
>Other companies have the same problems as mine but I would lose all my seniority and institutional knowledge
>Parent companies stock is actually much better than all of these others
I think I just want to stay where I am and try for promotion in spring.

I'm just trying to find work in Houston so I can finally move, but not a single interview, though.

4 more weeks then I've got a week long vacation and eventually looking for a new job back home where all my friends and family are.

i've been fantasizing for weeks about quitting my comfy wfh job so that i can find a job in some sort of huge corporate office where all the women walk around with their panty lines egregiously showing through their pants. i know there must be offices like this somewhere, where the dress code is restrictive enough where women wear slacks, but not so restrictive where all the women are hyper-aware of how the shape and tightness of their underwear might be apparent through their pants

if there are any in-office chads in this thread please share your stories about the milfs in hr who have visible panty lines. this will hold me over until i can get one of these jobs for myself

Anyone else struggle with explaining that hard work has zero value to relatives? I was explaining how I worked on a project for a year only for it to be thrown completely in the trash and they insisted that that can't happen. I said it happens all the time and it was like I told them sheep could fly.

Ive run into stuff like this in the past where I say I only do a few hours of real work a day and they start grilling me with questions hoping to find out I'm lying or about to be fired or something.
I dont try to like belittle them or anything, I just want them to understand how fucked up our economy and value of labor is but they really dont want to hear it.

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>>106590673
>I just want them to understand how fucked up our economy and value of labor is but they really dont want to hear it.

I have a year of experience now and I'm looking to jump ship and move to the bay area for those nice six figure salaries. Is it still over for software engineers or will I stand a chance? I'm tried of making $70k and living with my parents

>>106590793
>tried
tired*

>project due tomorrow
>haven't completely finished it
I'm fucked

>>106590847
high chance of masturbating and ejaculating furiously if I were in your position

>>106583534
If I had to guess it's because there is an entire genre of business and management books written by ex-military guys riding the "just sell courses bro" meme. I (as former military guy) had a manager like this once who came in with a moronic allegory about being a lion or a gazelle and ragequit the exercise when I countered that a bear would fuck up a lion then go and bang his bear wife.

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Just woke up and I'm staring at the cell.
Considering faking an injury and get a couple of weeks of sick leave.

>>106578928
i just peruse the clearance bin at dans or go to aldi instead, website is useless to me tbqbh

>>106591119
I see you're an expert.

whats the worst that could happen

>>106578928
>you probably had at least 3 tabs open already for Dan Murphy's before you had opened this thread.
Am I the only teetotaler here?

>>106591552
Nah I am, and I'm the guy who wrote the OP lol.

>>106591708
Correction: I'm the guy who included all the links to gambling and alcohol as a shitpost. I can't believe it's still there.

5am now, work at 8:30
This is torture. I've totally lost the plot on how to deal with a Sunday night. It's like this every time now

>>106589269
>Thank God I'm out doing middle man type work
What like Systems Analyst/Architect stuff where you write requirements after talking with business people then hand them to the dev team to do wrongly?

I saw a job like that today and was tempted

>>106590847
You need to learn the art of communicating like a project manager. Like the guy at the end of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8OnoxKotPQ

Instead of "I haven't finished it," it's "development is complete. We will be performing end to end testing over the next week with a phased rollout of MVP functionality by <date>. Things x, y, and z [which were all part of the initial scope, but just say this anyway and act like everybody was aligned that they weren't] are prioritized as immediate follow up enhancements to enable <business value>. We have also created backlog items for <other stuff that was supposed to be part of initial scope but isn't the main thing people care about>." If anybody asks why all those other things aren't included in the initial release, just say it was a deliberate tradeoff that was made due to <source of delays like bugs discovered during development>.

Just act like you're a project manager giving updates to leadership on behalf of a faceless development team, even though you are the development team. Leadership types won't even question it if you put it in these terms because this is how every other discussion with a tech project manager goes. They don't say "the project isn't done," they say, "the project is done, now the team is fixing bugs that were discovered."

>>106589473
>illegals
But what about legals?
It's visa jeets that are transforming Western countries

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was looking at today's nytimes connections with a teammate today in the office this morning and the principal dev comes in sees it and says "you're playing games? why not play playstation?"

>get a random WhatsApp call first thing
>It's from India
>Surprisingly not a scam but a recruiter for an Indian tech consultancy
Got about 30 seconds into the call before he goes "saar, sorry but I having the troubles into understanding you, you talk fast and accent is heavy"
I hung up, I've never been so insulted as a Yorkshireman

>>106591980
the fucking audacity man
hate jeets so much

>>106591980
based sir
learn english thirdie

I've been employed at the same place since 2019 but I'm expecting most of the company to get laid off by the end of the year, so I started applying to a few places here and there but so far it's been fruitless. I read a lot about application forms getting spammed by AI or remotefags. Is there a better route for finding a job these days? Slap my CV at the reception desk in various office buildings nearby like in the good ole days?

>>106592181
>Slap my CV at the reception desk in various office buildings nearby like in the good ole days?
Basically yeah, Google local businesses and email your CV to them, you might get lucky and find they were planning to hire someone so you get ahead of the pack
If your really lucky they might not even have a bullshit fair hiring practice where they do have to publish the job before hiring

>>106592369
Of course this all depends on where you live
My local companies are all consultancies that do PHP of all things

>all hands/engineers meeting
>finally get to see the list of active engineers all in one place
>it's literally 95% Indian, not hyperbole
>this is a Pennsylvania based SaaS company

anyone else in a worse situation than this?

>flood of new tickets
>know the solution, some other retard went full retard mode
>but have to do my stuff
not my problem

>mfw my boss just calls me to blog
i feel bad because it's about his cancer but im too burnt out to say anything.

>>106593165
cant you gayniggas network with other whites and just start a competitor

>>106593474
It means they have to run a business so work = gay.

>>106593474

We are lawfully forbidden from race-based discrimination, hopefully that changes soon. The 60's were a total mistake.

>>106593512
Up to a point there is some small business exception. Larger companies are fucked in this regard.

Anyone have a fun age/generation stereotype chart or something? People talk about stereotypes here and there but nobody has it organized haha

>>106593512
cant be proved in court and never have?

>>106593562
>My generation: le good
>Other generations: le bad

That's literally all "generation" talk ever summarised.

>>106593598
i look at my generation and i go true hahahaha

>>106593562

I got you anon

Boomers
>it ain't me it ain't me world peace come together, my condo in florida, one race the human race I hate my wife I hate my kids don't touch my social security we gotta save the world

Gen X
>NO LABELS, atheism, the kids aren't all right, midlife crisis, tramp stamp and barbed wire tattoos, hair gel, goattees, my family vacation in florida, they don't make rock like they used to man

Millenials
>stomp stomp clap HEY my heckin furbaby dude that is wholesome, student debt, umm racist and sexist much? we need UBI, my hiking trip to Colorado, I'm not ready for kids maybe when I'm 45, BEARD OIL and BACON

Gen Z
>DOODLE TATS and XANAX STARE, no cap bruh aura demure rizzle I can't get a fucking job my dizzle, the boys are like RETVRN TO TRADITION and the women go KILL BABIES END WESTERN SOCIEY

>>106591916
Good advice.

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>>106593655
Gen Alpha:

>>106593688

I like that there is going to be a truly binary society with gen alpha: those raised by tech conscious caring parents who don't let them become screen zonked zombie retards, and those raised by lumpenproles who become even more brain melted and retarded than before.

>>106593655
i was hoping more work related but haha this is funny it's also true.

mfw people saying i have a gen z stare but it's just the state of constant dread, burnout, and holy fuck i wanna die.

>>106593688
Holy shit this is so fucking grim

>>106593688
you guys still have a playplace? it was removed from canada because cleanliness and injuries

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I'm taking a sick day. I'm not actually sick, I'm just tired and depressed and I don't want to fucking work.

>>106593937
I think we all are lol

>>106593944
I just can't keep doing this. I want to go home. I'm tired of living in an apartment that's barely more than a crypt. I miss running up and down shitty fucking hills with shitty thorny trees. This life fucking sucks. I don't even care about computers.

>>106593982
yeah you're literally us. it's great man as soon we became an adult that's when everything gets fucked up. maybe we'd have more meaning being drafted lol

I hate working and just want to play WoW classic servers all day for the rest of my life. How much money do I need for that?

>>106594029
2 million dollars spread between CD's, Bonds, High Yield Savings(meme btw), T-Bills and most importantly Dividends. But having a paid off house with whatever upgrades paid in full(no debt for the new appliances/AC/Heater ect) and paid off car then you are decently fine for low cost of living.

>>106594029
If you manage to find a way to earn money while playing Wow classic you don't need any capital to start.
For example, you could exchange in-game currency/assets for real money.

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>>106593688
Dystopic.

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Yuro tech worker here just reminding you to:
>always take at least a full hour lunch break
>take frequent breaks during the day
>shit on company time
>work phone is turned on when you start work, turned off immediately when you finish work

>>106594029
Just need the fat of the land desu senpai. Vegetables in the garden, rabbits, and a few chickens, and if you want a little whisky you sell a few eggs or milk or whatever. Just live there. No more runnin round gettin fed by some gook cook. Just a house and a few acres and a chicken coop and a rabbit pen.

Might be a dumb question but why does our QA team seem to always budget 2 weeks for regression on our application?
I feel like they could get it done in a couple of days.
Feels like they're just padding.

>>106594247
Worst case.

>>106593655
>Gen X: Absolute fucking KINO and SOVL
>Milennials: The cringiest shit I've ever seen
How did this happen? Is it just a consequence of having retarded boomers as parents?

>>106594247
Because they're nice people and they want to give you a few days where they don't bother you with stupid shit. At least that's what I tell myself. Work is of the devil.

>>106594269
i have gen x coworkers and they're frustrating to work with, they're the biggest grifters i've ever seen. they keep copying boomer strats for gen z and always want shit done but give no support to have it done.

>>106578893
nay unless you enjoy stress and being blamed for random shit, I'd guess. I have no idea what a tech lead does though

>>106585938
>>106586088
you are obviously incompetent if you have to ask this here. have you ever used a search engine?
how the fuck did you manage to get a job?

>>106586346
>sets tight deadlines unilaterally
don't let him do this? talk to him or to his boss or whatever maybe?
also, find another job. or maybe get a medical / psych prescription and take a long break

>>106594283
The thing you have to realize about jobs is that it's all self reinforcing grifts. It's all a big stroke job. If you want to get jerked off, you have to jerk everyone else off. And if you don't want to get jerked off, what the the fuck is wrong with you? Are you not a team player? Who doesn't want to be jerked off?

>>106594377
i don't wanna get jerked off that's gay man

>>106594269
In my experience, gen x mostly just bitch about their kids and how they have no spare time for anything. Who knows what the fuck they'd use it for if they had it though.

>>106594171
Based
I improved on this and now
>Jerk off on company time
>Have a long breakfast as soon as I wake up on company time
>Do 20 min of stretching in the morning on company time
>Do literally all the house chores in between tabs and calls

>>106594417
Doing chores while WFH is about the same impact as removing the driving time from in office work.

>>106594415
More kids.

>>106594417
The concept of "company time" doesn't apply to remote workers.

>>106594417
>>Do 20 min of stretching in the morning on company time
>>Do literally all the house chores in between tabs and calls
i should do these

>>106594440
The concept of "company time" didn't apply to anyone 50 years ago. People went to work because they paid a decent enough wage that people didn't burn everything down.

switched leetcode python to N5 japanese and my life has never been happier in 6 years

>>106594545
Based
For me it's having riddles challenged with chathpt

>>106594545
what does this do?

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>>106594545

Managers of /twg/, how do you personally handle employee burnout?

>>106594596
Whip them until they break, then get fresh slaves

>>106594596
I just double their salary.
>t. fellow manager

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>>106594596
Employees? Man you really are treated to well in the workplace.

>>106594596
20K raise and mandatory vacation

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Counting down the days I can escape slavery. I hate tech work so much it's unreal.

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>>106594596
salary bump
less hours
give them zero work on fridays/mondays and opt to talk about their hobbies instead the whole day
game day

>>106594714
>2k savings
Man its going to suck donkey dick if you have to use investments for emergencies. You really need to have like 40k in savings at the maximum.

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>>106594714
come to nepal / indonesia and be their white savior

>>106594736
Savings is low because I'm aggressively paying off debt.

>>106594596
I tell them i've put them forward for a pay rise / promotion, delay it for a few months then tell them there's a hiring freeze because budgets are tight. They usually start looking for a new job then the cycle repeats with a fresh employee.

>>106594749
Great but atleast bump it to 10k anon you need that cushion for so you don't have to pull out another loan to cover your ass or job loss. Anything can happen 2k is at most going to cover a major repair for your car.

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>>106594742

>>106594757
what the heck, bossman is that you?

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>>106594785
Indonesia isn't just bali bro

>>106594757
If you do this to your best performers you're fucked lol

>>106594757
oh fuck I'm cooked aren't i

>>106594714
What accounting program is this (if it's a web app/platform KYS)

>>106594980
projectionlab

>>106593937
We all gotta face that kind of thing some time.
Motivation to participate and remain involved, motivation to change and advance in life, it's all connected back to the body that's gotta live each day as some kind of semi-coherent collection of messages and labor.
You aren't a ghost. If you're the guy that called out at my job today, I miss you. We don't talk but so much, it'd be weird if we were closer without any physical proximity, but you are my brother and my friend, and I love you in those ways.

>>106577716
Why do you always post this pic? Don't discourage people from taking care of their appearance. Or do you want to be around ugly people?

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Life at Adobe is rough

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>>106578732
My boss told me to just chill today because I have nothing to do while I wait for some hotshot staff engineer to approve my PR.
>>106583507
>socially awkward retards
Only around dumbasses. We vibe just fine with other nerds. Have you ever been inside an office in your life?
>can't do math
Math is just for training the young brains of college students. 99% of ANY employed engineers in ANY field don't remember anything from second semester calculus. This is coming from someone who did a degree in math and bootcamped his way into tech - I don't use math and can't remember shit. Math is a (good) meme.
>don't know how to operate a computer
Show me 3 posts ITT that indicate this.
>>106587332
I make a living off of it. Be warned that almost half of the job postings for Python are not for software engineering, and those that are usually require it alongside another main language.

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>>106593512
I wish pic related were true

why is dexter so memed now?

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>>106595379
Because he's the classic "mama constantly gaslighting him that he's genius" self-important midwit who grew up to be a wageslave codemonkey working for his former school bullies

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>>106595379
Time is a flat circle

>>106595166
Oh no, bad things happening to a bad company.

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>>106576888
New /jjg/ thread here:

Indians are running scams to steal jobs from Americans. This is a four part old school /pol/ campaign to expel them from US jobs. We need your help, and YOU get money from any settlement!

End the jeet mafia takeover of the job market today!

>>>/pol/516119857

>>>/pol/516119857

>>>/pol/516119857

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New /jjg/ thread here:

Indians are running scams to steal jobs from Americans. This is a four part old school /pol/ campaign to expel them from US jobs. We need your help, and YOU get money from any settlement!

End the jeet mafia takeover of the job market today!

>>>/pol/516119857

>>>/pol/516119857

>>>/pol/516119857

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>>106595513
smd

>>106595166
is the world healing?

>>106595166
what I don't understand is Oracle isn't *too* far off this, yet they 40%'d in one day for some insane reason. what the fuck is this clown world shit?
>>106595379
it's probably on some gay streaming platform and being marketed so people are (re)watching them.

>>106593937
talk to your doctor about SNRIs or SSRIs.
If you tell them you lack energy or motivation, they'll probably give you something like Duloxetine.
make sure to tell them they work great even if it's "just good enough" because your doctor will likely read the next step in the flow chart and send you to a therapist (waste of time).

yw

>the manager/PM clique has all decided to get those stupid walking treadmill desk things

something about seeing a row of these smug faggots bouncing up and down on zoom calls just absolutely incenses me

>>106595585
>don't want to work
>meds
what a time to be alive

>>106595615
it's literal 10/10 truth though. you may hate it, but it works. is it ideal? no, but don't knock it.

>>106595620
you will live in the pod

>>106595673
ok??? I offered a real working solution that others have told me works for them. some are on Escitalopram, others on Fluoxetine, etc, but they all work to some level. Do you expect me to be some faggy Xitter scamming homosexual and post cringe garbage and bad meme edits about RETVRN TO TRAD TRVTH or something?

wtf?!?

>>106595715
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>>106586464
Striker basically just means it doesn't have an external hammer liked you see on a revolver or 1911.

>>106595166
They should revive flash

>>106596047
Internal hammer != striker fired