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I'm a thirdie with 0 professional experience and it's been like five years since I graduated CS undergrad (I'm 27, dropped out for a spell). Is there any hope? I'm kinda sorta okay with C++ / C / Python (can build medium-sized apps) and can do intermediate devops shite and know a few meme langs (lua, elisp). I can easily discuss program architecture and am not a dummy (I spend my time reading up on other things). I have no contacts. Will I ever find a job? Should I even bother? Or should I start grinding SAAS and hope someone notices me? Or should I do everything: SAAS, spray-and-pray my resume and build something cool (like what? Advice appreciated.)

Yes, I have a website.

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>>106708403
Sabotage all jeets.
Do not help jeets.
Do not hire any jeets.
Do not recommend jeets.
Do not redeem saar...

should I get a masters in whatever field in order to finally land a job or should I ditch the whole field?

what field should I choose to be as employable in as possible 2.5 years?

(if no replies in 1 hour, evens = networking masters degree, odds = mcdonalds wagie for life)

>>106708633
Do not dedicate time to a real deal masters, its a beginner mistake to return to grad school because you couldn't penetrate the job market. Do an ezmode one like the WGU masters

>>106708403
Genuinely considering saying in an interview. "I know my stuff that's on my resume and and I'm adaptable and can learn new technologies at a rate faster than most applicants, but I won't be kissing your ass like Indians do"

>>106708688
The job market is fucked for anyone who isn't brown and indian right now

>>106708403
>got a rejection letter even though my resume was perfect for the job description and what the interviewer told me in the interview
>white but have a european accent so their hiring manager probably hates white immigrates and want to take indian cock up his ass
>Job listing is still up after rejection

>>106708488
I have a CS degree and 16 years of experience and I have not been able to find a job for 14 months and counting.

Just got rejected by a "talent acquisition specialist" with a degree in art studies.

>>106708633
in CS a graduate degree is actually worth less than a bachelor's degree. any position asking for a Master's degree is bascially saying "jeets only" because jeets have to get a Master's degree since a bachelor's degree from a jeet university is considered somewhere between worthless and counterfeit.

>>106708554
this

Honestly considering we're in a low grade civil war maybe it's for the best that white men can't get jobs. Maybe it's time to have nothing to lose and pick up a rifle.

im about to watch a 50 hour react course on youtube, i hope i'll be prepared to craft some nifty ui's by the end of next week

>rejected by IBM for a role with "entry level" in the name
Well, they only hire jeets anyways...but still.

>>106708953
what the fuck how is that possible

>Apply for job last night
>They specifically say it is a reposting of a job and they will only be taking new applications.
Is this a good sign or a bad sign? It's for a local city council IT gig.

>>106709208
which? I need to learn React
I was thinking of using this:
https://scrimba.com/learn-react-c0e

Do you guys think we will find fossilized human bones on Mars and the moons of Jupiter?

>>106709991
nope. unfortunately.
also, jupiter is a gas giant. bruh?

>>106709991
>Mars
I hope there was ancient life on Mars
>Jupiter
Nigger how?

>>106710005
>>106710155
he said the moons idiots.

>>106710161
Fuck, too early in the morning.

>>106708953
I always wonder what happens to boomers in tech. startups are almost exclusively zoomer territory and there are only so many senior dev positions in big tech. I guess you better move on from being an IC to a managerial role or have enough savings to retire.

I really hate leetcode

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Why can't any of you retards into powershell and then blame it for not being like bash (which you also have no clue how to use anyway)

>>106710424
The only times I've used windows in the past 10 years is for work.

>>106710424
are teh cmdlets or whatever not case sensitive?

>>106708403
Remember,do not work for any jeet managers right now (as an american). They have been dealt a major blow with trump's $100k fee. Their only survival has been to continuously hire more jeets to prove they are good managers, which they are now prevented to do. They are too fucking stupid to understand Microshit or faceberg is not going to pay $100k to bring suhkdeep over. Soon they will be fired, but it will take time. 6-12 months you should see ranjeet packing it up back to Pissdia. Then we might see the industry start to recover.

>>106710480
>is PS case sensitive
no lol

>>106710440
>windows for work
then you would have more than average need to use or at least be aware of powershell

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I'm going to do it

>>106710560
did you learn ps from a book or just fiddling?

>>106710579
yeah

>>106710569
not worth it

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>>106710569
Don't. There's always something to look forward to. At least stay alive until WW3 breaks out.

>>106710341
Does a person have to go to the government?

>justify-content: space-around;

css has come a long way

ideas for getting hired at an eWaste facility?

>>106709699
I don't know but see plausible explanations above.

>>106710341
If you're an experienced developer it can't take you much time to learn flavorOfTheMonth.js
>>106708953
Keep pushing. It seems today I landed my first job in 20 months of unemployment.
Do whatever you need to do for recruiters to find you desirable: brush up your CV with AI and have some HR roastie look at it for improvements, create projects on Github, do some courses just for show on your resumé, make up how much cost savings or whatever the fuck you provided to your previous employer, etc.
Reach out to recruiters on Linkedin (polish your profile if you haven't). That's how I got interviews.

I'm currently in OMSCS (1st semester) but have seen a lot of Blind posts stating it's irrelevant for employment and a waste of time outside of treating it like a somewhat expensive school-for-hobby. Instead I should be doing 3 Leetcode problems a day.

My question is: Should I be putting the Leetcode work on my github? While I'm sure it would help with technical interviews, I'm not getting to technical segments at all currently in the first place (and those Blind posts are from peak hiring). I'm doing OMSCS for travel purposes anyway (Graduation qualifies me for a two-year visa in Japan) but it had me curious.

How much "personality" do you put into your applications? Got told by a recruiter that rejected me to do that after years of being taught "Make yourself as professional as possible, cut out the fat and focus on the technical skills".

>>106710341
I'm not a boomer. I'm Gen Y which is a forgotten micro-generation between Gen X and Millennials. Analog childhood, Digital teens. A skilled IC becomes a hybrid IC/Manager. Been there, done that, it's over.

>>106710569
burn your linkedin account first, go full 1488 until they delete your account

>>106710506
this. let 'em drown. or if already stuck under a jeet manager, work your hours and signoff, let the project fail. No more hero shit.

>>106710579
books and fiddling with an actual objective
https://www.amazon.com/PowerShell-Pocket-Reference-Portable-Scripters-ebook/dp/B093BD8L34/
https://www.amazon.com/Practical-Automation-PowerShell-Matthew-Dowst-ebook/dp/B0BZ9PG8WD/

>>106709183
No. If things don't improve for me I plan to abandon the industry and let it fail, or abandon the country and let it fail. I recommend that you read:
Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand
Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
to feel better and get some perspective.

>>106710996
>Atlas Shrugged
All that book did was make me hate women more.

>>106710884
Thank you for the encouragement however my issue seems to be (it is hard to say this humbly but) I'm so good at what I do it scares the hiring manager that I will end up in his job. It's a catch -22 that if I play dumb I'm too dumb to hire if I play me I'm too competent to risk hiring.

>>106711013
You need to tailor your resume to each position in that case. But if you're that good then have someone do it for you (I suppose you still have some savings).
Also, if you don't have kids try positions overseas. You might earn less but having such a huge gap is very detrimental if you have to fight against the ATS/AI/HR roasties.

>>106710912
You don't seem to be getting the message: at this point in time we are completely and totally fucked. The problem is not you, it's them.

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Whose website is better, mine or jobboardanon? Be honest.

If I sell that website for 1k, and I sell 120 websites a year or 12 a month, then after taxes that should be 60k+

>>106710927
I have alot of personality so I know this well: the answer is none. no personality. zero. Now... once in the interview, keep it light, but be you. If you have big personality then by keeping it light , what might seem light to you will actually be quite strong to the interviewer.
I don't have an attitude problem it's just that most people have an attitude deficit. It's true. If you like chans then you have plenty of attitude my anon.

>>106711050
holy sovl

>>106711050
Some boomer would pay you $2k for this. Enough to live for a month

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Company idea:
On Friday, before everyone gets home, all managers/seniors headpats their juniors

All juniors hug each other and wish themselves happy weekends.

Anyone not comfortable with hugs or headpats gets a dap up and shoulder pats.

Never doom, faggots.

Your kindness is a strength

Hostility and low trust culture is invented by billionaires, jews, and third world apes.

>>106708989
in cs a degree is worse than a highschool diploma at this point

>>106711032
My savings is unfortunately exhausted because I was struck by a series of black-swan catastrophes over the few months after I got laid off. I won't go into that, but I got laid off because my company hired a bunch of do-nothing executives and VPs who spent most of their time arguing with me on how I ran my department, which I built up from nothing, instead of doing their own jobs. Once they ran the company into the ground and caused the revenues to decline sharply (like I was fucking telling them would happen if the didn't do their jobs and instead came into my line trying to improve what-fucking-ever shit I don't know why they were hellbent on fucking up my department) then I and 2/3rds of the IT department were laid off. I do not have kids because above kind of shit has basically been my experience in life, just on a larger more grander scale that time, so I won't be perpetuating the cycle of providing a replacement worker once I expire.

Hmm.. Overseas. Yeah I've been thinking that route once I get my mom in a stable spot and circumstances convince my wife that it's time to GTFOOH. In the meantime I plan to get somekind of job that leads to entry-level job in a totally different engineering field, then a master's degree in that field, then a PE and then I'm ghost like Swazy.

Lastly: the boomers fucked this country so bad and displaced so many highly-skilled Americans in the process that I really have no stake in what used to be my home. I would just subsist off of deer meat and creek water but my wife would not be able to physically handle that lifestyle, so.... yeah. Oh well. I just can't wait to meet Jesus at the pearly gates and hear him say "you tried my son, nice work, come on in".

>>106711173
it really depends on when and where you graduated, but at this point, I'd advise everybody to pick a field that fucking jeets won't do such as anything with a slight technical component that is performed with hands in the field.

>>106710161
moons. no atmosphere? from a life source that originated...where? the closets planet which is a gas giant?
cmon son.

>>106711241
so law school and that's it.

>>106711050
the first one.

>>106711252
every engineering field, besides software, has a hands on component. the trouble with law school is that it is super expensive and unless you want to be a trial-attorney (which is awesome) then it's a bunch of soul-sucking crapola dealing with business faggots having a crybaby squabble between which wealthy bastard gets the short end of the contractual stick. I have several friends who are attorneys. You also have to decide on which state you plan to reside in for the rest of your life as passing the bar exam in each state requires understanding the uniqueness of each state's laws. International law is just a fake garbage legal system of might makes right and shit like that.

>>106711032
>>106711228
P.S. I have several tailored flavors of my resume. I've finally accepted that the industry shat me out the other end. I know my skills will be valuable and re-emerge in Act III of my career. This is just the shitty intermission between in the middle of Act II.

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>>106710161
>Ogi No Mato

>>106711379
What a fucked up situation.
Well, I hope you can get some interim job that doesn't suck ball so much.

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>>106710155
>start the reactor

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>got a possible contingent offer
Is it finally happening bros?

>>106710569
I had a moment like this too before but then realized that it wouldn't fix anything.

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>>106711474
>>106710155
>>106709991
>mfw people talk shit about Mars
Mods, expose his skull to Compressed Space. Thank you.

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Reddit is so fucking pathetic. In order to hide the fact that traffic to most of their subs has been reduced, they have switched from showing concurrent visitors to "Weekly Contributions". lol.

>>106710758

I dunno about you guys but personally, I'm taking the National College Entrance Exam (the Concours) this year, although I'm 32, and I'll probably get my CS/SWE/ECE degree by the time I'm 37. It's not nothing, at least.

I already enrolled in a shitty college, but I dropped out. Here's their curriculum:

https://pastebin.com/DqxdrbPH

I have a total 3 + 2 semesters of SWE under my belt. But nobody hires someone who has a degree. I'm pathetic. I shoulda gone to IAU's ECE program when I got accepted at 19. But IAU is a garbage college. I want to get accepted into FUM's CS program.

I have bipolarity and my brain was locked out when I was 18, until I had a 2-month stay at the mental hospital when I was 23. It took another fucking decade until I had my bipolarity under control. Which means, yes, I was fully treated of my bipolarity less than a month ago.


I threatened to throw acid into a girl's face when she rejected me. I was mad. Throwing acid on girl''s faces is the Iranian version of "shooting up the schools" in America. I won't lie, if I had a gone, I would have shot up my school.

>>106711050
Not sure if you want constructive criticism but I've got a couple off the top of my head;
The cards should be clickable instead of just the title of the card, it looks difficult to click on for small devices.
The 'Sign up for our newsletter' and 'Share with our community on social media' at the bottom of the pages should be on the same line at this aspect ratio.
On the 'Contact us' page the 'Feedback' and 'Custom order' forms have the same fields, make it one form -- the user will explain in the message whether it's an inquiry or feedback regardless. Also the fields labels and inputs are jagged, this is the perfect place to use a grid layout.
If you've used a <table> layout anywhere it's not responsive for mobile sizes, tables are for tabulated data grid layouts are for grid items.
A small design issue which might not even be an issue; the small black text against the light brown/orange color might fail color-contrast standards and be difficult to read for old people (the target demograph of a nursery) it might pay to have a lighter brown color (or white) for the boxes with smaller text.

I honestly think JD Vance's Indian family will be his biggest impediment to getting elected in 2028

>>106711692
Its mostly bots at this point. I think the bots however has reduced since the end of the election. Alot of poor performers for the left and right have been dropped off the map for funding since the end of the election cycle. Whoever survives on there own will get bonuses and further funding. Likewise bots that drive user engagement has dropped alot more on reddit/twittter/facebook ect. I think these bot farms cost just as much as an influencer. BTW i think reddit will die before 4chan does and we are already seeing a drop in usage.

The last advice I got about how to get jobs was to acquire the skills that the market needs from me. Provide a service or get the skills to provide the service that the market demands.
But what are those skills? It used to be just knowing how to code and have a degree in anything.

>>106711841
Fusion, asteroid mining, Solar colonization, water desalination, hydroponics, photonics(better lighting), thermodynamics(better cooling), semiconductors. Also programming still is required but FAGMAN aint really hiring UNLESS ITS AMAZON. They are desperate for any programmers/IT.

Solar/Wind/EV failed entirely btw. Batteries are still in need of more research.

>>106711875
>Solar/Wind/EV failed entirely btw
In the US maybe, solar and wind are booming in every other first-world country.

>>106711811
I've taken up the habit of composing my prose with typos and semantic mistakes, because the shitty Anti-Bot apps that le reddit has mark anything with a semblance of 'AI speak' as abusive traffic, and your username will get banned the moment you post a thread.

A few months ago, they limited this to only threads posted by users with datacenter IPs. But Reddit and 4chan have both been unbanned here, and I post with my domestic IP, and I still get flagged.

These morons are fucking retarded man. They mistakenly flag real people as bots. This just shows, they don't want any additional users to come to their websites. I doubt Reddit is an attractive "Social Media" destination for anyone except retarded geekoids and virgin nerds.

Think about it, "What" do we gain by posting on Reddit? Zilch. Nada. You've just spent your entire day making a post on Reddit for 'le updoot'. And that's fucking pathetic.

I am so tired of Reddit in general. They've banned all of my users, someone in their admin team has a venedetta against me. I'm just belittling myself if I post there.

Once upon a time, I thought, "If I post my programs (https://github.com/Chubek) on Le Reddit, I will gain traction to them". But every time, every goddamn time I post anything to Reddit, all I get is retarded comments.

I have decided to directly contact blog authors, and tech journalists, and youtubers alike to promote my software. I've decided to collect a dataset of all the based journos, youtubers and bloggers, and send a mass-email to them all when I want to promote my programs.

Reddit is never a good place to promote, learn, and have a talk. I shoulda realized this 15 years ago. Still, better late than never.

I was watching Bread on Penguin's steam just a few hours ago, and she said she wants to make an old-school BB-style forum. Maybe that's the future of the web. Fuck Reddit.

I'm also an approved member of Agora Road Macintosh Cafe, but I don't know what this forum is about.

>>106711875
>Fusion, asteroid mining, Solar colonization, water desalination, hydroponics, photonics(better lighting), thermodynamics(better cooling), semiconductors.
These skills can't be acquired. Nobody teaches this stuff.

>>106711882
They are just jealous faggots who both give out bad criticism, give misleading criticism but get mad at others for trying to get directly to the point of the matter. You always have to play the woman's emotional card of hug boxing people when all you really have to do is call them a retarded faggot for having a bad idea instead of trying to get mental health to seek out advice for them about how unique they are to the world. No retard this guy is trying to kill himself but if he does it wrong it will paralyse him i would rather skip the foreplay with these idiots in every conversation they have. Anything tech related is the same issue. You cannot criticize brands on brand forums because no shit its owned by them. You can't pick and pull out these people's conversations without getting banned or getting spammed with inane bullshit that leads to no conversation.

>>106711653
It fixes you not having to constantly keep thinking about how you're doing to survive.

>>106711947
I posted this -> https://github.com/Chubek/PoxHash, in several subreddits.

The r/C_programming sub gave me good advice.

The r/cryptography sub gave me useful info.

But r/rust, oh man. This sub is demented. Their question is "why you made this". Focus on 'why'. Yet, the 10000th webserver is posted on the sub, and all it receives is praises.

r/rust does the same to anyone posting a language they've made. It's obvious why they think someone making a random HTTP framework or web server is "unproblamtic", but they don't see why anyone would make a theory-heavy project like a compiler or a hash. The reason is, these people are fucking dumb. They should not even be using Rust for their crappy apps. The more OS- and I/O-bound your software is, the less need to make it in a compiled language like Rust.

I think people on r/rust are either too young, or just retarded. Period.

Now, r/C_programming and r/cryptography has been nearly abandoned. There was this dude on r/C_programming who really helped me, u/skeeto. He posts less and less these days.

I think the more popular a piece of tech is, the more brainlets you can see in its fan communities.

how do I stop my resume from being filtered out by AI?
I have 4 yoe but no degree

>>106712068
Write it with LaTeX. And use the `\DocumentMetadata{}` tag. Also, add hidden text to it. i.e. text that is not rendered, but the bot sees it.

>>106712089
I already make all cvs and cover letters on latex. What are you talking about specifically

>got told to do a RAG task with langchain, fastapi and langfuse
>deliver
>my project is supposedly disorganized
>get given week to iterate
i'm surprised i didn't get told to gtfo. what would be a good template for some generic fastapi project with pydantic? everything is supposed to have logging with shit like langfuse and structlog

>>106712105
The recently-added `\DocumentMetadata{}` tag that must come before anything else adds metadata to PDF file that helps the bots classify it easier. Also, there's the `pdfcomment package that allows you to embed text into the PDF that is not rendered, and only the bot sees it.

Can someone bake for twg.

>>106711882
hey bub this is not reddit. your fucking wallposts are already a problem. If you want to be on chan you need to lurk a while to understand it. otherwise, get the fuck off our board.

I've gotten several interviews from US federal government jobs on maybe 10 applications but I've gotten 2 interviews from 140ish private sector applications. Bear in mind that there is allegedly a federal hiring freeze on right now.

>>106712404
h1b jeets can't apply to federal gov jobs

>>106712215
>>106712401
Come come

Are Iranians considered jeets in the US? We can't get H1B1 visas anyways, given that Iran could just send an army of spies and assassins to the US under the guise of 'tech workers'. Man I enjoy how much the US got cocked a few months back.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c2dj217z2w6o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFTONTxiZGE

>>106712389
lol moron. I've been on 4chan since 2010. The post looks long because I put a lot of newlines after each line. Just so you blind morons can read it.

>>106712448
listen up redditfag you need to lurk to understand the culture here. I am not reporting your posts. In case you don't even know what lurk means: DONT POST SHIT FOR 6 MONTHS JUST READ.

>>106712472
fuck you. that's it, now I am reporting your posts. back to r

>>106711692

report this ratfuck anons, we can't let /g/utwg/ go to shit its all we've got

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I keep seeing advice that you should reach out to existing employees at companies to get referrals, pretending to ask questions about the place and "make connections," as if this isn't the most stupid and performative thing in the world. I don't want to "learn about the culture" and put on some big asskisser act. I want a job. That's why I put in an application. Why is that so hard?

>>106712172
Uh, are they trying to use your work for free?

>>106712476
It's actually 2 years

>>106712505
I always thought this was weird too. Nobody would do such a thing unless they were planning to ask for help getting a job. It's so transparent.
Why would they not just tell you apply like everyone else and stop bothering them?

>>106712507
and what else am i gonna do? this is how cucked job searching is

>>106711228
>>106711379
Imagine getting married and not having kids because you're being gay about them having to work when they're older

>>106712476
>>106712482
>>106712504
Chill. Have a snicker bar. Do you need me to cook your narwal bacons at midnight? Open up TVTropes and... oooh I said the forbidden phrase! Let's have a Bluie watch party, Bandit is sooo like me! Just so you know, my long beard has at least once been coated by semen.

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>marked as easy
>in reality it's some obscure math problem that requires a formula only taught in advanced geometry
>the other solution is to brute force it
>65% acceptance rate for submissions
how the fuck? is everyone cheating?

>>106712526
It is pretty weird. I half did it one time on linkedin and the dude was nice but I found out he isn't with the company anymore and I stopped replying, lmao.

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>>106712571
also written by some colorblind retard because the triangle is clearly orange

>>106712173
>>106712089
this sounds interesting. looking into this.

>>106712538
>afraid to die without a trace
I refuse to tell you my life story but my wife and I were just two kids forced to bootstrap alone in this cold harsh world that gave us nothing and we will leave it nothing.

>>106712579
idk if it's a cultural thing or if zoomers are just retarded but im hearing tons of stuff about orange objects being called "red" and it's honestly worrying

>>106712599
You obviously have aspirations. The world is rough but a family is fulfilling. Hopefully you don't get past the age where it is physically possible and then realize that you fucked up.

>>106710424
I use it all the time.
For anyone who wants to learn PS, create a script that configures your whole computer to how you like. Install all applications, edit registry, etc.

>>106712526
>>106712505
>>106712575
I'm not normally this chuddy-sounding, but I'm strongly of the opinion that this is something that makes more sense if you're a conventionally attractive normie type looking for roles where your phenotype/presentation matters a lot. In that sense that kind of activity is almost like pre interviewing already.
Yet obviously nobody wants to talk to someone that isn't hot and is cold DMing them about their job.
When you think about HR women or college advisors giving this kind of advice, imagine how much more likely they are to get responses when they were an even moderately attractive ~23 year old white guy DMing 35 year old guys or office cat ladies. Like, of course that's going to be a whole different universe than it is for the average /g/ user, it's just how the world is.

>>106712661
>23 year old white guy
*white girl, i meant

>>106712571
>>106712579
that's not even testing coding knowledge at this point. convex hull rotating calipers? nigga really?

>>106712661

23 is too old for anything unless have a car

Something is telling me that these bitches are getting jobs because the hiring managers want to fuck them

>>106712701
you're naive to think otherwise.
minority or woman always get a leg up in STEM.

>>106712653
I get it, really I do. But not dying of starvation in the fucking street homeless is also fulfilling.

>>106712661
>>106712695
if you're over the age of 23 and aren't already making 500k tc (median income of united states) then youre ngmi

>>106712668
This at least somewhat checks out. The only time I've seen this cold DMing phenomena in person was back when I was still in school, sitting behind some girl who spent half of lecture period each class copy-pasting generic messages into LinkedIn. Even at the time I thought it was debasing.

>>106712714
Are you currently at risk of being homeless?

>>106712505
Ok, yeah I've got to say something. That retarded shit advice you are describing is the kind of advice you get from some coddled trust fund baby with a support network that came from their grandpappy's rolodex, telling you hypothetically how to construct a network by your bootstraps. That advice is shit. Most advice you get from others is shit. Either that or the advice is from some ethnic chick with huge tits trying to land a PM or BA role, works for them I'm sure.

>>106712742
If my wife gets laidoff before I get a job, and this jeetstorm continues for another 2 years, yes.

Is there some secret way to find jobs to apply to that I don't know about? Hundreds of apps on indeed and linkedin, glassdoor doesn't seem to be much of an improvement. I spent the summer going down lists of top 100/250 *insert industry here* companies and manually checking all their websites and at this point I am 17 months out of school and no longer know what to do about it.

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>>106708403
> Why doesn't Bounce(tm), bounce ?

>>106712768
mine does. is it not supposed to

>>106712571
leetcode is so fucking aids man

>paywalled lsp functions
>make it impossible to copy/paste to/from your own code
>cant reset your profile, have to make a whole new account
>ports for languages other than big python/C++/js are done by complete retards who dont know said languages

Half the questions are completely half assed, the difficulty is way inconsistent and theres so many bullshit computational geometry etc questions like this that will never matter to anyone.

The question difficulty vs. bonus difficulty is also completely fucked. Theres tons of "easy" questions because they're easy to solve with a brute force, but then have a bonus to do them in O(n) or whatever which is genuinely difficult and esoteric

fuck that gay ass webpage dude

captcha: ykSSH

>>106712779
I presume you have tried neetcode?

>>106712767
Have you tried having sex?
Oh wait, wrong thread.

>>106712779
what employer is looking at your leetcode account scores

>>106712767
Are you able to relocate?

>>106712733
>jeet detected

>>106712816
Hell, I'm trying to relocate! I'd like to stay on the east coast but I will take what I can get at this point.

>>106712825
sorry meant this for >>106712810

>>106712855
I mean, if I don't find a full time position before the year is up, I am either getting a masters or changing industries.

>>106712877
>he's unemployed
Why you are poor ?

>>106712878
So you're playing a little game of going into every thread and calling people poor?
Some kind of Indian demoralization thing?
Are you sitting on a mat eating slop with your hands rn?

>>106712889
I think that is exactly what he is doing. I've suspected the jeets are tricking entry-levels into expecting too much money. We busted this jeet anon. Good call.

>>106712878
>why am I poor?
seems like they covered that in the op

>>106712855
You got that answer correct. Ok good. What is your degree? (I am trying to think of some idea to give you, in normal times you would use a recruiter for nationwide search but these are not normal times).

>>106712810
The questions marked as done were done years ago, I want to reset because i want to do them over and keep track, hence
> have to make a whole new account

>>106712783
Ya neetcode is quite good but it has way fewer questions.

For reference I am not really that (personally) concerned with leetcode atm, I just remember it being a piece of shit. Someone needs to get in and leak all their test cases so people can be free from them. Is if big tech isn't putting us through enough humiliation rituals as it is already.

>>106712907
>he's unemployed
Just get job? It's easy? If you have security clearance & yourCompTIA A+Net you should make 250k starting at age of 21.

>>106710929
>I'm Gen Y which is a forgotten micro-generation between Gen X and Millennials
Uh, you know Gen Y ARE millennials, right? People just like saying millennials more.

>>106712917
I'm sure this is another humiliation ritual but I'll play along. Got a degree in computer science, 3.9 GPA. and had an internship doing robotics shit at a "regional development center" the summer before I graduated .

>>106712936
>jeet detected
I will feel sorry for the american born indians who won't be able to get a job because of what you jeets have done. but I won't feel sorry for you india-born jeets. Americans take a longtime to figure things out sometimes but once they do, we are a warlike people and ya'll gonna be sorry. Mark my words jeet.

>>106712936
Imagine taking until 21 to get your first Real Job...

>>106712970
samefaggot

>>106712961
Hmm... this isn't a humiliation ritual. Robotics... You should definitely try to apply to Emerson, Honeywell, Rockwell Automation, Schneider Electric, basically any Industy 4.0 IIoT companies but you probably already have.
If I were young, like you, I would hang out at Makerspaces and tell everybody you need a job. Let me ask you something: are people your age cliquey? As in, do ya'll talk to strangers your age at bars and stuff? I get the feeling your age group doesn't just strike up conversations with people you don't know.

What state do you live in? or Want to live in?

>>106712963
lol your obssessed. maybe you should try getting a job? kekw

>>106713052
Don't make me with the black death upon your mother

>>106712952
Yes, I know. Sort of. I sort of agree. It is hard to explain. Gen Y considers itself Gen Y and yes part of millenials but does not consider millenials to be Gen Y. If you had a pager when you were a teenager then you are Gen Y, that is just about the easiest way I can describe it. There are subtle differences. The absolutely youngest Gen X always mistake a Gen Y for a Gen X but they don't mistake a Millenial for a Gen X. hard to explain. I'm not trying to exclude anyone but there is a difference. If somebody asked me "are you a millenial" I'd say something like "No, not really."

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>this is the dude you're competing with in the tech job hiring process

>>106713075
Sounds like you must have been the beginning of millennials. This happens with every generation. Most definitions for generations are defined more of the middle, where the beginning and end are a mixture of the previous generation and proceeding generation respectfully. I've seen gen z'ers claim they aren't gen z'ers because they're part of the first few years, but don't usually exhibit the defining traits of gen z and are embarrassed.

>>106712961
>>106713045
You basically need to go to any place that you figure is a tech hangout that serves alcohol, there are retro arcades popping up in cities now, and you need to pace yourself where you have enough drinks to be just a little tipsy and learn when someone else is also the right amount of tipsy where you can start chatting with them and it is not weird, and then FIRST GET THEM TO TALK ABOUT THEMSELF A LITTLE then talk about yourself, tell them you have a CS degree and are interested in robotics and that you need a job, and give them your phone number. Don't ask them for their phone number, just give them your phone number while saying that you are still looking "for that first job" and if they have a job opening at their company to text you the link. That's it. Your target is talking to anybody about 3-8 years older than you. And just keep doing that. I know it is lame, but you never know what might come of that. The hard part is don't make friends, and don't get drunk, and start partying and shit. Just a little bit of drinking and socializing. Don't spend too much time with each person, maybe 20 minutes maximum, and the objective is to try to meet as many people in the room. Then leave that bar, and go to the next bar.

>>106713136
why do shut-in losers larp as if they have ever even been outside, let alone made a genuine human connection in real

>>106713107
Yeah I am sort of a bridge between the two generations. I actually like talking to Zoomers to because they get this happy look on there face like finally somebody politcically incorrect enough to just state plainly what they've always suspected. Millenials qua Millenials tend to be a little too diplomatic I feel.

>>106713045
>>106713136
For the genuine advice, thank you. I'm not actually very interested in robotics, it's just what I was able to get as an internship that year. Applied to Honeywell and possibly Schneider already, but I will look into the other two. Really I just want a "normal" job in software; my dad was a factory worker so my standards aren't too high.

>What state do you live in? or Want to live in?
I just want to get out of the sticks. I'd love to work in a big city like New York or Boston or Philadelphia. Where I am now, there's not really any such thing as a tech hangout unless I want to drive over an hour away to the nearest real city, which is absurd just for a chance to network.

>are people your age cliquey?
Hard to answer. When I was in uni: totally. Living at home in a small town: absolutely not.

>>106713175
>little too diplomatic
Nah, they're just pussies who are afraid of someone being angry at them or hurting someone's feelings.

>>106713180
Woods. Yep. Woods. Someday you will miss those woods, but not anytime soon.
Track down some college buddies that moved to a city and rent a room with them and work whatever job you need to pay that rent is my suggestion. If you could land a job as a bartender somehow at an upscale bar/resturaunt/winebar you might get a hiring manager sitting right there at your bar. Yankeeville is fucked. Richmond has entry-level jobs I've been hearing. Your first job is a stepping stone. If you did some robotics stuff then work that angle a bit.

Oh, here's a huge tip: Contact college buddies that live in different cities and ask to use their address as the address you list on your resume. It is super stupid but alot of times your resume will get ignored if you don't already live in the city where the job is offered.

DONT GET A DUI

>>106713156
Why do jeets always work at companies built by non-jeets but somehow don't realize that jeet culture is inferior and that's why a 3000 year old civilization still shits in the same river they bathe in? I think that is a more important question for you to consider given that you are a jeet.

>>106713270
This, why are jeets coming here acting like that isnt how you get a job

Just go to a bar and make Connections with the CEOs you find... It's literally so easy.

>>106713236
Thanks, I will persevere, at least for a little longer before I give up and decide to go back to school and be an accountant or something.
Also, that address thing is ridiculous but I totally believe it is true. I literally just filled out an application where I had to check a box saying that I was ok with relocating and covering all expenses associated with that on my own. You would think that would be enough, but I'm sure it isn't.

>>106708403
you forgot
>you suffer the curse of competence so every time you are employed you somehow wind up getting dumped with the responsibilities of ten people until you burnout and quit
don't go into cyber sec guys, it fucking sucks. i used to like computers, now even being near one spikes my anxiety.

>>106713280
every time someone does this to me when they figure out i'm a senior it makes me immediately hate them. oh you're not here to have fun and socialize you're here to grift. fuck you!

>>106713352
>every time someone does this to me when they figure out i'm a senior it makes me immediately hate them. oh you're not here to have fun and socialize you're here to grift. fuck you!
Jeet post.

>>106713136
>just fly to california or texas or seattle and barhop until you get a job

>>106713368
>jeet! jeet!
look mom he did it again

>>106713324
you could try to go for a technician job too maybe the tesla start program?

>>106713368
we are onto these jeets now. I hope other anons can see what is going on. good work and good night anon.

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>>106713404
Literally just yes. It is so easy. Why you are too stupid to make it work?

>>106713404
It's how I got my job. Sorry you're retarded and autistic.

>>106713517
>>106713533
I went to a job fair last month looking for local tech jobs in my area and half the booths told me to apply online
Maybe you could make that work, but I can't

>>106713546
You can't because you're retarded and NGMI. Jobless niggerfaggot why are you even on /g/?

>>106713560
is this like some weird demoralization operation to cull contest for jobs?
>Do this retarded strategy that requires a large time investment for very risky and most likely minimal payout
>Not willing to do it? Yeah you're a piece of shit and will never get a job, quit now

>>106713571
Sorry you're too poor and friendless to be able to get a job in the most bullish economy we've had since WW1. You can go to any Tech city and find a startup. You can even make your own startup if you're not too retarded to get VC funding. But oops you're stupid though! GLHF try again next life jeet... Oh wait you won't respawn. :)

>>106713585
alright man it's getting late, here's your last (You)

>>106713619
Clearly we need to import more Indians to revitalize and rejuvenate the industry with fresh ideas from top talent!

>>106713639
Is hiring 20 gorillian jeets really even that cost efficient even in the short run? I've seen their quality of code first hand.

>>106710912
After having graduated it and being unemployed for over a year after, yeah it's mostly pointless in todays economy. You can spend a fraction of the time and money grinding leetcode, paying for practice system design interviews, and spamming grifthub projects.

If your undergrad is a lot less prestigious than GT, then it's probably fine to have. Lots of government jobs or government contractors are basically required to have a graduate degree as well.

But using it for a visa is crazy though: you're gonna be in school longer than you'll be in japan and a lot of the courses you can't just sleep through: it's regularly 10-20 hours a week per course for anything that isn't part of business management.

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should I pay $120 for a year of neetcode or should I just stick to the free lessons and problems and learn all the shit from google searches
keep in mind I've been jobless for months and have a few hundred dollars in my bank account rn

>>106711050
thanks for the shoutout. cool website. sadly the utwg job board is pretty much dead - https://utwg.fren.work/

>>106714236
the neetcode videos you can find on torrent

>>106714236

well or tap
if bottle cap is not seal not do not drink it
if can does not crack open do not drink it
bottle says seven up

there's a VC gold rush going on in silicon valley. teenagers are raising tens of millions of dollars for their shitty AI apps.

>>106709183
Fedniggers not even making an effort to be slick anymore

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>Got rejected from a job today (Saturday)
I looked it up, fucking company doesn't even operate on a Saturday.

>>106709183
Or you know, just get together and start making our own businesses and stop talking to non whites and shitty people.

>>106715355
>making our own businesses
You mean like how the previous generation of white men did? Because for some reason, their businesses are now run by foreigners. Until the average white man wakes up and realizes that his home is being colonized right in front of him, this will not end.

Implications of posting here 24/7 with a secret clearance? I wonder if they investigate that shit at all.

>>106715479
There are lots of shitty whites, just find the good ones and make a comfy community with them (no homo). Desu hopefully the native Americans get a good chunk of their land back before everyone's done flooding into north america.

>>106711050
i cant tell the different. which one is yours?

>>106713585
Bullish economy more like bullshit economy, nigga you see the jobs report?

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>>106714236
Will you see a return on your investment? If so, yes. Keep in mind not all companies ask algorithmic questions. Also, it only costs me $59 since I live in a shithole country.

>>106713700
yes because it permanently pushes down wages

>>106715146
>company doesn't operate on Saturday
at the top: HR outsourced to jeets

>>106715355
stop talking to jeets

>>106715479
>>106715539
don't be that way. the problem is jeets, focus on the jeets. Blacks and Asians are starting to figure it out too. Jeets are the problem.

>>106716640
>>106716679
I dont care about jeets or any other non whites, I just want them to go away (to their own equal amount of good land). I just want my own comfy community of pure European (the good parts of europe and obviously still not everyone from the good parts are even good, apparently) descendants without commies and with hookers and blackjack and our own software companies.

>>106716901
Plenty of blacks and asians like whites and work with whites. We need those blacks and asians to get onboard with tossing out these jeets. Racism truly is dead and gone, the time to come together as Americans is now.

>>106717057
I like everyone, variety is the spice of life, but blacks and Asians and all the other races have places with just their people which is good, so is having mixed places, but I want a place for good whites.

>>106717126
Well then if that is what you want then when Oreos and Twinkies join in, don't ever tell them they are white because that is truly offensive.

>>106717287
What is your problem? Are you not happy living with your people the same time other people are happy living with their people? When we work together it's much better anon. Sharing is caring.

>>106717350
You are the one with the problem. Either 1) you are not from USA or 2) you do not have enough lived experience to comprehend the wisdom I am attempting to give you.

A social identity that is founded upon phenotype will eventually regress/devolve back to tribalism after a few generations.

>>106717432
It's not just based on phenotype, it's based on the entire fiber of being. Staying within a genetic pool is the only to prevent being outbred by more numerous outside genes that replicate themselves much more. Even if everyone decided to have 2.5 kids and we made sure there were multiple copies of every gene in circulation it's still much more romantic picking the same kind of person over generations. You'll only devolve back to tribalism if you don't do anything about shitty dysfunctional genes that for some god forsaken reason is incapable of being happy with their people at the same time all the other different kinds of life are also happy.

>>106708488
>>106708488
>I'm a thirdie
>0 professional experience
>Is there any hope?
Not in the U.S., which is a good thing. Focus on building shit in your own country.

>>106708789
>who isn't brown and indian right now
Cope. Plenty of jobs for white men out there.

>>106708973
That same HR roastie makes six figures making get-ready-with-me videos on TikTok.

>>106709183
>we're in a low grade civil war
False.

>>106716901
>I dont care about jeets or any other non whites
>I just want them to go away
You clearly do care about them if you're contradicting yourself in the first sentence.

>>106710569
If you do, you'll only ever be remembered as a coward. Is that what you want your legacy to be?

>>106711170
Only retards take life advice from e-sports "gamers." They're not serious people.

>>106711252
>who's going to tell him jeets are also flooding law schools.
If you're a straight white American male, learn a trade instead. Move to a small town and be the *one* guy who paints houses, repairs cars, installs windows. Build up your business. Hire only white men. Expand. Buy a home. Find a wife. Have children. Live the dream.

>>106711724
>I'm 32, and I'll probably get my CS/SWE/ECE degree by the time I'm 37.
You're wasting your time. If you work in the industry, you should be in management by your 30s. No one will hire someone pushing 40 to write code.

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> /utwg/ - Unemployed Tech Workers General
Wait, EUfag here, is the situation that bad in Burgerica for /g/ to have a general about this?

>>106712089
How easy is it to get caught doing this? I know there used to be a Word trick in the past where yo would make the font as small as possible and white, but apparently nowadays this trick would get you caught with their ats

>>106711809
That's a good thing. He's a clown and has no business running the country. It also won't happen because Trump's not leaving office.

>>106712089
>Write it with LaTeX.
Learn Typst instead.

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I have to solve a CTF challenge to get hired as a junior penetration tester. They sent me the address and the scope is a single open port. I was too scared to open it so far. What might be waiting for me? Any tips? The company is web application oriented and the test is meant for juniors. If I pass this shit I’m binge watching Mr. Robot for the first time.

>>106712412
Fed jobs are quickly becoming extinct. Most, if not all, public-sector functions will be outsourced to private companies, most of which are run by jeets.

>>106717653
Yes. And it's not even just le jeets. Hiring in "tech" has been broken for decades.

>>106712448
Iranians aren't jeets, but they're still brown and, most importantly, are enemies of the American people and do not belong in the United States. Stay in your country and fix your shitty government.

>>106717575
you sound like a jew right now. I don't have time for this (((shit))). Good luck with that all that (((bullshit))). count me out.

>>106712709
You're ESL.

>>106712760
Move to an affordable place and work a job that can't be outsourced by jeets.

>>106712779
>leetcode is so fucking aids man
Never did Leetcode. All my jobs came from meeting and partying with the right people. Networking is the *only* way to get high-paying and flexible work.

>>106712810
None.

>>106713700
>>106716501
More profits for shareholders and executive pay. That's literally all it comes down to.

>>106714236
Neither. Spend that money on drinks and food for parties and invite important people in your industry.

>>106715480
They do.

>>106717675
But everyone else mixing into one single controllable slave race is literally exactly verbatim what jews want instead of their being many different diverse people's all getting along?

>>106717619
I just want everyone to be happy and to live with my own group of happy people that like to stay together.

>>106717736
>I just want everyone to be happy and to live with my own group of happy people that like to stay together.
What is stopping you from doing that?

>>106717736
I didn't say anything about mixing. jewboy race bater thinks (((segregation))) is somehow better than embracing a shared identity founded in freedom, liberty, and the protestant work ethic.

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>>106717653
It's that bad for most, worse for some, great for a few. I don't live in the US, though, so I get paid a decent salary under a much cheaper cost of living. Just waiting for my next contract.

I'm going to make an AI app.

>>106717671
>jeet
yes it is jeets you jeet. nice try jeet, we're onto you. the sleeping giant has awakened and is making coffee right now, you're fucked.

>>106717741
Uh, I still need to get a good tech job first desu.

>>106717752
I said it's good to have mixed places too! There should also be places for every individual group too though.

>>106717665
>I have to solve a CTF challenge to get hired as a junior penetration tester.
>They sent me the address and the scope is a single open port. I was too scared to open it so far. What might be waiting for me?
it's so over ffor you...

>Any tips?
yeah, be curious and aggressive.
also do the portswigger labs and get the cert in the future.

>>106717789
>>Uh, I still need to get a good tech job first desu.
Here's the thing: The tech industry is dead. Learn a trade or get into another industry.

>>106713711
My undergrad is like a McDegree place yeah, it's possibly so far into mundane that it's antiprestigious

>>106717810
But I love computers and logic and software! There has to be a way to make money using computers somehow...

>>106717827
>But I love computers and logic and software! There has to be a way to make money using computers somehow...
You're a hobbyist. Keep it that way, and you'll be much better off for the future.

>>106717789
you have to go back

>>106717810
don't feed the (((trolls)))

reminder:
WAGMI
WAGTFKI

How much will you neets pay for an AI service that allows you to practice interview rounds with a low latency realistic AI that will then give you a detailed feedback to actually sound employable when talking with real people?

>>106718916
How do you plan to compete with chatgpt voice and gemini live? They're free.

>>106718929
By making a better product e.g. creating a great prompt specific for this task, fine tuning models with interview data, tracking progress and guiding progress understanding the things the user needs to focus on, provide specific feedback to improve in the area that need improvement, etc.

>>106718916
0$. I know this is a troll, but in case anyone serious is listening, the current meta is to offer the service for free to users and monetize the data collected off it. Even if you plan on just starting some bullshit thing to be sold off, the way to convince MBA types that it could conceivably make money is to skim user data.

>>106719099
>the current meta is to offer the service for free to users and monetize the data collected off it
Inaccurate. The meta is offering a tokens that refil on a daily basis.
Free accounts get enough tokens just to get a basic sample of the basic features.
Then if the users actually want to use the site consistently they are forced to upgrade or pay for additional tokens.

>>106719136
You could (and should) do both. Tokensloppan is /lmg/ shit and does not occur outside of the very specific use case of coomers generating softcore kemonomimi

Alright here are the rules:
No Demons.
No Vampires.
No Werewolfs.

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beseeching the god of destruction (submitting an application to Kel-Tec to work on incredibly complicated meme guns inexplicably popular with minorities)

bros... i found a kino resource. it even has recordings of mock interviews with FAGMAN engineers
https://interviewing.io/

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>Have Jewish cousin-in-law
>Instead of being a tech exec, finance bro, or Hollywood sleazebag, he is a painter
I can't even do nepotism right bros

Why not rename this general to /uwg/? You're not in tech. You might become a cashier or construction worker, there's no way to tell.

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>signed up and paid for network+ cert for end of oct
>starting to study now

i hope this cert helps me at least get interviews if i do get it..

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>>106719492
I'd say it's because the training and expertise people here have is in "tech" but that's not really true

I guess it's more that that's the hope: to get a job in "tech", whatever that is

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I only get amped up about my job, my work, the world, and my place in it when i'm drinking. should i start going to my military unit half-cut with a flask in hand and start re-imaging tablets to install ECDIS suites on them and carrying radios I programmed myself to clone the channelization and scan settings to others and shit

>>106719535
It should but Net+ is hardest compared to A+/Sec+ so hope you spend nearly 6 hours a day on it to really get the topics.

>>106719883
Net+ is only hard because they don't explain subnetting properly.

>>106719535
If you get it immediately jump into the CCNA and get that. It's a lot more difficult but a lot more valuable.

>>106711881
>In the US maybe, solar and wind are booming in every other first-world country.
Nah. I live in one of these other "first-world" countries that are rapidly becoming third world due to importing the choicest scum Africa and the Middle East have on offer. Some rich boomers (they've been getting noticeably poorer for the past 2 years) still buy solar panels/batteries because they believe the "it totally makes you independent of the grid" lies. The lion's share of boomers with EVs are trying to sell theirs because they bought another car with an internal combustion engine now. The EV has been tried, found wanting and now they can't get rid of it (lots of classifieds up that have been around for half a year).

The difference between America and the rest of the "first world" is that in America it has recently become permissible to point out that the solar and EV emperor's got no clothes. In the rest of the "first world", the propaganda engines are still running full tilt.

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>>106719890
Yes likewise the labs are even more bullshit than the others since its vendor neutral to the point of being pointless.

>>106719699
>I only get amped up about my job, my work, the world, and my place in it when i'm drinking.
take your meds

The frequency of “I’m unemployable” posts on the cs subreddits has been skyrocketing lately

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>>106720380
>unemployable
If I was able to get a "real" job, anyone can do it.

>>106720380
This is the fallout from telling people to learn to code and that CS is a guranteed gateway to a good career by the way.
Young people fed lies for their highschool years, get to college and graduate to a bloated market.

>>106720409
Shut the fuck up furry

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>>106720545
No.
I'd like a job I'm good at for once.

Neetcode Lifetime or Leetcode Pro?

>>106720380
this is the result of the autism epidemic

>>106721082
Luckily trump is fixing it by banning (((Tylenol)))

>>106720992
I've been liking neetcode

>>106721124
It's so good. It feels like Neetcode is the only site that can get you a job these days.

>>106720992
>>106721124
>>106721134
Buy an ad

>>106720380
everyone is employable, but not everyone should be a tech janny. they should leave that to the indians and try something else.

>>106721153
Neetcode is in every OP you might as well not use the general

>>106721275
>shaming the ones exposing the shilling
lmao, nice one faggot.
aren't you indian?

>>106721566
You're retarded if you go to a general and respond to a question about the regular OP content by claiming it's a shill conspiracy.

>>106721153
t. leetcode owner

>>106708633
Join the military as an officer after finding out how services differ. I'd go USAF or Space Force (I'm career USAF retired enlisted).

Nothing you're reasonably likely to do in civilian life offers vesting a lifetime of mostly recession-proof pension and other benefits at 20 years (or longer for the pay bumps). Your existing skills need not be used conventionally to enhance your career. The armed forces are a chance to try something different where your understanding of tech will be an advantage.

Retired officers need not work again unless they want to. Most of your peers will work until they're worn out because they're so economically vulnerable. Life is war. Plan it like one.

Since you're already degreed you can have Uncle pay for other education to diversify your skills even further, and do so at any point in or after your career. Every career spans several POTUS so which was in office mattered little. As cuts thin a top-heavy officer corps new officers will still be required.

You're going to be working at something so consider your income and benefit security needs in the context of a reasonable life plan (which should include surprise disaster mitigation tools like disability compensation because humans are not durable). The purpose of work is to one day be work-optional and do whatever steams your speedos.

If you learned one field you can more easily learn others because you have already learned HOW to learn.

If military not an option, civilian controls tech may be easy for you to pick up. Our mechatronics students got plenty of job offers in the southeast.
Our CAD/CAM grads did too.

>>106721629
>claiming it's a shill conspiracy.
it is a shilling campaign, though, you retard.
OP was told to get the fuck out of /twg/. also was told that this general would be more adept for his shilling so that he would stop annoying employed people.

>>106710341
The last Boomer was born in 1965. If they were any good in tech and didn't piss away their money (or get gutted in a divorce) they should be retired or fully prepared.

Income continuity is more important once comfort needs are met than ephemeral high income years whose proceeds are vulnerable to market crashes. The wise don't chase gold rushes unless it's to sell pans and shovels.

>>106711252
Commission as an officer. Instant short career for a lifetime of benefits and an unbeatable human network. Go Air or Space Force of course for quality of life. Then knock out 20 while networking for whatever you next feel like doing which can include making rank, politics etc.

An officer who retires at 20 need not work again unless they feel like it for example insisting on an expensive urban location. I did it on enlisted retirement but officers net much more money.

The secret of not having to work into old age (the purpose of work before old age) is doing what your society sincerely rewards, not trying to make whatever that is something else or different.

>>106717827
>But I love computers and logic and software!

That doesn't mean you can't code for fun while doing something else to get money.
Money makes freedom usable.
Why ruin something you enjoy by making it your (increasingly precarious) job?

You can use your skills in other skills which are much more than just coding.
No one can tell you want to make in your own time.

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>>106722078
>>106721915
>le just go military
don't do that; theres only so much money to go around and i want all of it

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btw
>got a real job
>didn't release
>want more than ever to do one more deployment

>>106717684
this. just jump on clearance gravy train.

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>>106722835
I had a clearance before I got my new job and it didn't help get the clearance I needed for that. But because it's a deranged furfag making statements of fact, you won't listen to that. Join the infantry immediately.

God I miss my wooden sword.

>>106708751
don't say the latter part that explicitly - it just labels you as chud who will sperg out about race realism in company Slack.

>>106710506
>continuously hire more jeets to prove they are good managers
that doesn't prove they are a good manager, it just lets them climb the ladder by permaincreasing the number of reports. but correct take overall.

>>106722890
Have you ever considered that this is why you don't have a job?

>>106712089
DocumentMetadata - what's the point? nobody cares if your resume advertises pdflatex or not

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>>106722927
Who said I don't have a job

>>106712571
https://leetcode.com/problems/largest-triangle-area/
>formula only taught in advanced geometry
the coordinate form is not commonly taught in high schools but https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heron%27s_formula is.

>>106717695
this is accurate.

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>>106719535
I hope you make it Anon. I buckled down and studied for around 2 to 3 weeks for the A+ Core 2 and squeaked by with a 711 / 900. It was about to retire and I wasn't going to spend money / study for it all over again. Buckle down and you'll get it! I am going to start studying for Net+ next week and try to take it after a month or two of studying.
>>106719883
I heard Sec+ is harder but I assume it's all subjective.

>>106723002
>>106712571
>literally just a knowledge check

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>>106712571
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>>106723002
I feel like an idiot because intuitively it should be any triangle that fits into the square formed by the extremes of X and Y? And that's always half the area of the whole square formed by that because of other geometric relationships, right? Am I missing something? What's the use case for this anyway?

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the weight of unemployment has really been starting to hit me hard lately

>>106709699

No such thing as the "40 year old coder". Was true 20 years ago, still true today.

>>106723040
Kill yourself retard.

>>106723040
nigga are you stupid

>>106723053
>>106723013
>>106723040
Leetcode is literally made for jeets and chinks, so there's no logic or reason as to how this will prove you're a good developer

>>106723040
0 iq post

>>106723040
>because intuitively it should be any triangle that fits into the square formed by the extremes of X and Y
it isn't. their examples have X=0 or Y=0 but that's not guaranteed by constraints. for general test cases the answer could be something else (try it on paper)
but yeah *IF* it was guaranteed then you'd be right.
leetcode problems are just badly made.
t. competed in ICPC

>>106723064
This, it's just hard for no reason.

>>106723040
No
The example given leads you to believe that they will be giving you all the potential points in a square plane, and that you have to figure out the largest area a triangle can occupy in that plane
But then as soon as you start getting actual input they give you random points like (3,7), (1,5), (6,3), (4,6) and they don't form a square.

The question is shit because the two solutions are either:
>Brute forcing it (You still need to know the formula to figure out the area of a triange based on three coordinates, the time complexity is always O(n)^3)
>Heron's formula (If you don't remember this from geometry, lol)
If you were like me and didn't pay attention in geometry and forgot all the garbage you learned in high school 7 years ago, that problem is unsolveable without google

>>106723040
No, retard, pi is 2.

>>106723076
ah, i see. it's of a polygon, and not necessarily a rectangle. the visual example being basically just a right triangle in a box was misleading.

>>106722965
>>106722848
Please kill yourself.

Oh? If you're so smart, what's the answer to 9+10

jobs where i can have a wooden sword

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>>106723076
exactly. as many leetcode problems it is totally miscalibrated. IF you remember geometry then it is trivial. if you have never seen those formulas before it is essentially impossible to derive them on the spot (because, let's be honest, anyone who can do it on the spot has already seen the formula before)

>>106722848
>this nigger has a clearance but mine got denied
why

>>106722848
>furnigger has a clearance
why is this allowed

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>>106723147
because anti-white is state religion. look at the flag - it is everyone who can't make white babies.

>>106723147
the USA and NATO are genociding you

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>>106723176
The truth is I'm a lunatic, but a very consistent lunatic. That makes me trustworthy.

George Soros if you can hear me I love ZOG and NATO and LGBT please tell the recruiter to call me back

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>>106723205
Have you ever tried being honest?

>>106723218
If I was dishonestymaxxing I would put that I have a masters in my degree and have a job right now

I was gonna apply for a job today but I spent 20 minutes going through the company page and application only for the fucking mandatory salary expectation currency form to not work.

For anons that have moved cities for jobs: Is it easier to get the job once you moved to the city or did you have luck applying while you are living somewhere else? I've got a friend I can stay with once I am down, but I don't want to be a leech who can't pay him.

Do companies care about referrals from new employees? Some of the people I graduated with last year have now been working entry level positions for various periods under 1 year. Should I be bothering them to ask for referrals? In my head this sounds quite humiliating actually.

>>106723890
>Do companies care about referrals from new employees?
yes