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oi, thinkin' about selling datasets with sick ass detections in 'em. gimmie some feedback on what you'd like to see and if you'd pay for more of this shit.https://limewire.com/d/6orv4#oXU8pIZ8t5if ya don't give me feedback, you're gonna have to pay out the ass for builtwith. so tell me what you'd like to see (e.g. what tech you'd want detected and how much of it) and how much you're willing to pay.>inb4 limewireyes, i know.
learn a trade
move to japan
>>106797107didnt you read the news?
>>106797107No its over
>>106797029Physical labor wrecks your body. If I did that when I was younger I'd probably be fucked at my age (37). There's a reason why everyone in my family drank themselves damn near to ruin. How about you go learn a trade and then kys when all the value has been extracted from your physical form, while what's in my brain still continues to earn me money.
>>106797685little dork loves his meme picturesfuck off
some pajeet contractor called my work phone saturday night. didn't pick up. it's bad enough other pajeets message me after work hours but just straight up calling me saturday night? i really hate these "people".
I might as well be married with no possibility of divorce, she refuses to break up with me after all these attempts. Do I seriously have to cigarettes this, and leave my own fucking home behind? I can't sleep anymore and I'm always angry
>>106797863and how does that make you feel?
>>106797885like I have 0 agency, like my life's fate is not being actualised. I'm wasting away, and the videogames, 4chan, youtube copes are not helping enough. I see myself getting older every month when I look in the mirror are even just at my arms.
>>106797107whitu piggu go homu
>>106797964>whitu
>>106797107I'm already going to Japan for almost all of April, I'll get my fill then.
>>106798102the new prime minister seems amenable to browns, you probably get to stay
>>106798115I'm just laughing at your retarded attempts at spelling it.
>>106798122lurk more newfag
>>106798152Wasn't aware that the inability to know English and Japan was board culture now.
>>106798169Japs speak funny and I don't care to know properly anglicized Japanese
>>106798169what would you know what is or isnt board culture? gb2reddit faget
>Look up any tutorial / explanation / solution for a problem>half the time it's jeetsI can't stand it anymoreI'm going out of my way to avoid everything made by jeets and it's driving me insane. So much of the garbage on the internet is made by them.
>race condition leads to busy wait in some cases, causing a massive slowdownSo this is the power of enterprise code.
I need to get out of helpdesk. My degree prepared me for math and programming; not configuring printers and resetting passwords for stupid people.
>>106798384>helpdeskngmi
>>106798402Small town. I need remote opportunities or convince my wife to sell our house and move someplace more expensive
I might quit my job this week...As in: send an email, leave my laptop and badge on the desk, and walk out. I have nothing else lined up.
>>106798421you don't leave without another job lined up
>>106798439nta but what do you do when you get tired of everything?
>>106798439If I don't leave I'm going to get fired and arrested anyway, or best case locked up in a psychiatric facility
>>106798421Is it the 'jeets?
>>106798480They're there, and annoying, but honestly not just that. It's the whole organization, it's completely dysfunctional.
>>106798490I feel you my friend, but as I am in the "not my problem" camp it's easy to endure until I find something elseBe a shame to leave my fortune 500 (not american) company though, ideally I'd just move to another entity
>>106797107>learn japanese>move to japan>superior white genes displace poojeet tech workers>get japanese gf>cute haafu babies>brag about it on insta and make western women jealous>your buddies also want in on the party>together solve birthrate problem>national hero of japan>[spoiler]show them how to start making their own nukes too[/spoiler]>????profit
>>106798558The main problem is my team hasn't had a manager or leader for almost a year now. Previous one quit and hasn't been replaced yet. I know it sounds like it'd be awesome to have no manager, but in a mega corp it's hell, because when other teams try to dump work on you there's no one with any authority to tell them to fuck off. Technically, our M2 should be doing that (the guy above our old manager), but his scope is too wide and he has too much going on, so he won't back us up at all.
>>106798384strive to get out of helpdesk but don't hold your breath. you could always be working a worse job. on that topic, if you end up in an entry-level job like this and wonder about your future prospects, find someone else who has been working for longer and ask them whether the team has changed over the years or if the status quo has remained the same. you'll know whether promotions or graduating from helpdesk is feasible. I softened things a bit more by acquiring these jobs through temp agencies. if the position is crap then I simply pick up a different contract after the current one is done and I still get paid. corporate loyalty is a lie but don't overdo it. jumping between many employers within a short period of time can be seen as a red flag to the employer you eventually want to stick with.
>>106798595Your anti-fed spoilers failed and now you're on a list
>>106798169that's literally how the japanese speak english you ignoramusonly a set of specific syllables are allowable in a japanese, that's why you get words like wifu, biru etc. when translatingthis is not debatable or controversialthey literally say and write them this way
>>106798809>that's literally how the japanese speak english you ignoramusIt is literally not.
>>106798641Tell bossman that you'll step up to the manager positionWorth a try before you quit
>>106797107can I be a refugee there when this country collapses into civil war?don't worry, I can help displace the third worlders
>>106798816you are seriously on the Internet and 4chan and never heard of waifu?how old are you?12?
>>106798816here you go anonthey cannot say any other syllable except the ones in this picturenotice how there is no syllable that ends in a consonant except "n"therefore every english word that ends in a consonant they will append -u or -o usuallyhttps://www.japanconsultingoffice.com/japanese-colleagues-pronounce-elevator-as-erebeetaa/
>>106798847I'm one of the newest people on the team, so that would never fly, nor do I want the responsibility. The actual most senior people on the team were laid off months ago, and the current most senior person seems to have no interest in being in charge either.They may have found someone external to be the new manager, but I don't want the extra work of having to bring a new guy up to speed for months on top of everything else too.
>>106797918just cheat on her do whatever the fuck you want? When I want to get rid of a chick I do something on accident they really hate then I just lean into it. Cry start acting insane, etc.. just remove whatever she was interested in, in the first place
Is it just my company or people stopped caring about quality of the product they're shipping and started playing undercover games just to stay afloat? It's like everyone is trying to put as much blame as they can on the other team today.
>>106797107No, the new loli hating prime minister wants to ban white immigration and replace it with pajeet immigration.
>>106799377Not here. They keep overworking us so that the app for reservations and internal processing works perfectly. Granted, downtime would cost quite a lot of money.
>>106799356>>106797918>my girlfriend is RUINING my life!!This sounds very gay. Unless you guys have kids, who gives a fuck about your relationship? Just be a man and break up with her. This is very feminine behavior on your part, she will probably be better off without you once she gets over the initial pain.
>>106799377Delivering a quality product is less important than sprint planning, anon. PMs and their consequences have been a disaster to the world of tech.
>>106799183Dude it doesn't hurt to tryAt the least you will be showing "ambition" and "initiative" which are "skills" they "value"
>>106797863nothing a good beating won't solve
>>106799105>they cannot say any other syllable except the ones in this pictureYeah, now explain "whitu".
>>106799655whitu is wrong its waito
>>106799696It's also not waito.
okay whatever you say turbo autist
>>106799543Like I said, I don't want the responsibility, so even if they did give it to me, that'd be a WORSE outcome...Also, its not just the lack of leadership, there are other issues too. Maybe a new manager will fix those, but I doubt it and even if so it'd be months and I don't want to go that long.I'm not going to quit Monday morning... but the first time anyone pisses me off or gives me shit I'm out.
>sunday evening again>another productive and fulfilling weekend over
okay guys what's the right answer?whituhowaituホワイトbzzt, trick question motherfucker the right answer is "white" because see picrel I am lazy. japanese can't pronounce full english words because the instruction sets are missing from their language. complete skill issue on their end refusing to update language front-end so it took a third party developer to implement hepburn which to this day is an imperfect system. despite efforts, 'howaito' is still incorrect and you wouldn't pronounce it this way in the mother language. compatibility only.if you speak in japanese, you say shiro or 白.
Goddamnit it's HOWAITO okay
>>106799959forgot to attach the image but literally just type "white word origin english" in google search
>>106799874Sunday isn't over until midnight
chinese girls > japanese girls too bad living in china must suckmaybe taiwanese girls? same as chinese but culturally different
>>106799961Cure Black > Cure White
>>106800031A fellow good taste beholder.Taiwan and Hong Kong.China if you can bear the misleading lies, and lawlessness. I'm not a bureaucrat, but when I visited China for two weeks many years ago, the extent of the facades and buried truths was exhausting.That's not to say the plentiful, intoxicating Chinese *ussy can't suppress any upset.So.. when do we head out? January?
Is the government still shutdown?
>>106800031you even get a free pickup line. just tell a taiwanese chick you want to see taiwan become free like america and not under china's thumb.
>>106800375Of course it is.
Am I ngmi if I don't work for 12h a day and learn stuff after work? I already feel exhausted after 8h and only sometimes I sit down to learn at home.I'm already 3y in my current $WORK but I feel like I know shit and should be fired on the spot.
>>106799703do you see any syllables ending in -t in the image I gave you?white does not end in -e phonetically, because the e is not pronouncedit phonetically ends in -ttherefore the japanese cannot say itand they have to append -u or -o I don't actually know which of these two is used for white so I will go with what anon says>>106799696
>>106800612Why the hell did you write such a long post about a thing you know nothing about?As already established, it's not "waito".
check this GET>>106800000
Lol
>>106797579Stay in your adult day care with your unwanted web app you keyboard clacking dweeb kek. Useless.
>>106800678lmao redditorsObviously, after sorting and getting the first element they should've performed a binary search on the now sorted array to find the element that is equal to the first element
What follows once the top brass realize they bit off more than they can chew with that new contract?As a support jeet, we have to support more and more clients, but our team is still just a handful of people. Each new client is more and more fickle than the last. We're doing overtime each day and sometimes pulling off night shifts, in the end we're still so far behind having everything settled and peaceful.So far my work experience has been this exact situation and me leaving when it gets unbearable.But does the contract just fall through and everyone get s laid off?Or does that happen at the end once it runs out?
>>106797107>>106797029>>106800901Can something be done about spambots already?
Hey anons. I have a week's worth of PTO saved up and I'd like to use it before I quit my job in December (yes I have something else lined up). I won't be able to use it until next month. However, I feel like taking a week off right before I quit my job would ruin any references I might get from this job. Then again, I'm not sure they would give me a good reference even if I didn't use up all my PTO before leaving.With that being said:>am I right in assuming that my employer will hate me for putting my 2 weeks in shortly after using up all my PTO?>how do I know if I would be getting a good reference even if I don't use my PTO? Performance reviews aren't until January.>is there a way to do this (using up my remaining PTO while still leaving before the end of the year) that will keep everybody happy?
Holy fuck, I just realized the chance of being born randomly in India is like 20%. Thank fucking god that didn't happen.
>>106797107instead of moving to Japan, check this shit out >>106796959
I'm going to kill myself
How much of a raise should another company offer for me to leave my current role?Don't like my job that much and I have an interview Monday, unsure how much I should aim for.
>>106800678What was wrong with the code solution provided?
>>106800626it's sad cause I get the feeling you ain't even trollingalso it's apparent you are too young to be in twg in the first placemy advice to you is either change career paths or your way of thinkingyou won't go far, if you are unwilling to look something up yourself, and especially if you are completely unwilling to learn
>>106801096PM/BMs will take a beating while trying to walk things back. If you can't provide the level of service in your SLA's the customers might not renew contracts. You'd have to fuck up big for contract to be dropped on the spot. Seems like you will be fine since you are supporting multiple clients at once. Not an ideal situation to be in since you lack staffing.
>>106801714interestingthanks for sharing anon
>>106801548depends on your YOE. the less YOE, the higher %.. but I'd guess 15-30% is ok.also depends on the company that is hiring you. if it's a FAGMAN or some other corpo company, you better ask for a lot more.
>>106800901go to /fit/ if you want to be a stupid meathead.
>>106801680Sorting an array is a waste of time if all you want to know is its smallest entry.
>>106801523holy shit mandegree / yoe?
>>106801523So what 20 a day? how many is it?
>>106802084To be absolutely sure, you should sort it one direction, then the opposite direction, and then back to the first direction, then get the first item. Otherwise, algorithm might have missed some items. It'd be really embarrassing in an interview to get a wrong answer because you didn't properly shake the array.
>>106802100masters, 8 years of experience
>>106802556oh, overqualified, makes sense then. nobody wants a masters
>>106801523I was just like you. I even came to these threads to post about how I'd kill myself.Eventually I got a role through sheer luck - a good friend of mine put the word in for me at his company and they hired me (I think it was a "weak no" on the interviews and my bro's words swung it my way).Nowadays, when I apply for jobs as a currently-working SE I instantly get a reply. It's not even funny how woman-dating-coded hiring has become. Anyways, don't kill yourself just yet.
I'm so fucking depressed. I'm 26 2nd year of EE. I won't be getting my degree until I'm 29-30ish. I can't take too fucking long since I HAVE to have a stable job, family, house etc. by 30 or I will kill myself (in front of my mom or maybe I kill her too)can I work in a related field full time and study at the same time? that way I can get some job experience so I can get a real job when I graduate and not a shit entry level job that 22year olds get. I want to catch up with everyone else my age. If I push myself like this can I get payed the same as my peers when I'm 30? do I get payed more since I'm older? I don't want to get payed the same as a 22 year old when I graduate. any other advice to speed up the process?
>>106800901If what I was doing was useless there would be no money, especially not money that is sustainable, in making it. If I had no money there would be no food on the table. The internet connection I am using to post this would not be paid for. I don't make web shit and you probably couldn't guess exactly what kind of work I did unless I started explaining everything. Also don't mistake my previous post for saying physical labor has no value or should not be valued. I'm just telling it like it is. They will chew you up and spit you out. Soon enough you're old, beat up, and can't work at the same pace as someone younger. But the bills don't stop coming in nor do they get any lower. What do you do then?
>>106802629also I have suicidal thoughts EVERY SINGLE DAY AND IT DOESN'T GO AWAY
>>106798674Thanks for the advice. I live in a small city, so there are almost no opportunities for development work. I have to rely on remote opportunities as a result.
>have to do a/v for a Big Managers Event>"Haha mayb we're too siloed here, let's hear from the hired help juniors in the back, what do you think about this Big Managerial Issue haha?">the entire agenda of this symposium is how to implement a solution to a problem you've clearly never defined properly, but the end state you want is at least obvious. but the solution to get to that end state that you're all arguing about how to do best is useless, and in fact contributes to the problem you are trying to solve in a number of measurable ways.>And even if any of this was worth doing, I can identify actual measurable and public-facing failures with trivially easy remedies. For one, your website is down right now.>"So what we're hearing here is, we have to start using Tik Tok. That's a great idea! Thanks to the young people in the back for their fresh ideas!""KPIs" are devilry
>almost mondayplease PLEASE don't do this to me
2 weeks on vacation, go back tomorrow.instead of sunday scaries, I've got the most severe case of sunday don't give a fucks I've ever had.I checked in on my team / what they accomplished while I was away, and it was literally nothing. Its all going to get piled onto me as soon as I sign back in tomorrow and I'm in no fucking hurry at all. I suspect I'll spend half the work day playing ivalice chronicles. I also have my pre-performance review 1:1 where I'll tell my manager that I'm fully expecting a raise since nobody on this team gets anything done, literally ever, except for me.
>>106801429use your big figgies to have your former employer(s)(managers) killed
>>106801523>>106802629>>>/g/utwgthe answer is: try doing stuff by yourself. and by that I mean learning stuff, selling stuff, whatever. you will be able to touch grass and realize that academia is not everything and it doesn't mean guaranteed jobs.also, things should recover next year in the US AFAIK (I'm not amerimutt) with the h1b thing
>>106802929can I get the same salaries as my peers when I'm 30?
>>106802948I started working as professional at 30, so, yes, I guess.YMMV though.
>>106802992ok but right after getting a degree? I want to work and study at the same time so I have experience when I graduate so I don't have to worry about entry level crap
>>106803013>ok but right after getting a degree?no, I don't have a degree, I dropped out. I work in infosec and got a job after learning related stuff by myself (this was not an academic career at the time), getting some street creds and making friends in the field while NEETing for years.ironically, I guess it could be harder for someone who has a degree, because people expect more from graduates than from someone like me. but I don't know.
>>106802929I'm a lead SRE with 8 years of experience, dumbassI don't need "projects" (free wageslaving)
>direct report is out of state>hes also basically a contractor with his own company outside of the actual company that pays me>feel like a contractor that reports to another contractor>he’s clearly funneling money to other sites making my site worse>unethical retarded shit happening behind the scenes at corporate HQ>’jokes’ about firing me all the time or repeatedly brings up the small handful of times in 5 years that I didn’t respond immediately to something that wasn’t even my problem on a random Saturday or at 3 am despite not actually being on call>Cant hold his side company responsible because I report to the side position he has at the main company>refuses to give me a proper raise citing the above>makes impossible deadlines without even consulting anyone else (ergo not approving a project until a week after it was supposed to be completed)>Have a massive chance to move up if corporate Hq gets bought out as I am in great terms with the rest of the local team>health insurance is good and I need expensive ass treatments monthly to stay alive but finally got the courage to start writing a resumeshould I try to CYA so he doesn’t try blaming me for all future problems for the next 2 years?
>>106803099how old are you?> (free wageslaving)oh yeah, you are retarded
>>106803135saar don't forget to push 500 commits copying some jeet webapp for your "portoflio" sarfuck outta here clown
>>106803214>doing personal stuff and making it open-source to gain reputation = free wageslaving>can't even think of some minor yet common problem that can be solved in a day to earn him high reputationno wonder you don't have a job, retard.
>>106801429References are boomer shit. No one does them anymore because of liability reasons. Most companies, when called about someone, will only confirm whether or not they worked there and nothing more for fear of being sued for saying the wrong thing. Also its very easy to just have someone lie for you for they're ultimately worthless. I used to have references on my resume too and multiple recruiters, etc told me to just take them off for that reason, or at most just say "references available upon request".
george soros if you can hear me please I love gay anal sex and white genocide just let me get a job
I think I found out why my only live contact at a FAGMAN refused to refer me. That bitch applied to the role right after let them know it existed. Fucking asshole. I still got the interview and got steamrolled but still that's besides the point.
>>106803335>>>/g/utwg
>>106803102Just keep record of every bullshit thing he does or says and approach your situation in a game theoretic way. Keep a record of all your accomplishments. Never sperg out, always be the calmest person in the room and you will profit.
>>106803543No we're coming over here now when we want.Enjoy training your replacement.