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>>106862421

why it not move

>>106880461
O

>>106880882
Are you hiring, haha?

migrating...

Move to Japan.

Tech jobs are in demand there.

Learn a japanese trade

Fuck a Japanese woman.

Do you put effort into git commits? Is there even a reason to? It only ensures your replaceability.

>first commit
>wip
>wip 2
>cleanup
>summaries
rate my commits

Not bad. For me, it's
>minor changes
>+2500/-1000

You will learn to trade pokemon cards for ramen packets.

99% of my boss commit messages are "changes" with the remaining 1% being "chagnes".

>Do you put effort in
no

gigachad.jpg

kneel.jpg

learn a trade in japan

I fucked a Japanese bitch so hard even my dickhole slanty now

>Be contractor
>4 months in of a 6 month contract
>Sudden message from manager
>"You are not proactive enough, I'm putting you in a PIP"
How would you react to this?

You fucked up the subject idiot

true lol

>oh yeah? that's like your opinion

>How would you react to this?
Stop putting any effort into work at all and start looking for a new job lowkey.

start looking for your next job and i wouldn't count on them for a reference

We didn't need that.

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Fucking hate working nights reeeeee.

>>106884638
No one cares, slave. Get back to work less you get the belt buckle across the face. You'll be making up for this lost time and efficiency with your sleep, you better, less you want your job to get instantly offshored to those who will be replaced by the AI they are more than willing to develop.

It's crazy how much money you need to retire
No wonder most people either work til they die or retire on benefits

>>106884855
suicide will become a lot more common in the next 20 years i bet.
maybe there will be some tech jobs for the emerging suicide pod industry.

>>106884855
it's called having a large family. those are the only one who give a fuck about you

>>106884855
I don't think I'll be needing much money. I plan on buying a cheap house without going in debt, my hobbies are cheap and I don't care about luxury. I don't plan on marrying or having kids. I guess I can treat myself and buy a gold plated bullet so I can go out in style when I call it quits.

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>>106884147
>Inspirational people
But they all died by suicide?

>>106884911
No lol that is not a guarantee.

Imagine the retirement plan being "hope my family bails me out"

>>106885032
better than hoping that the jews will give you some handouts

>>106885070
that was the case for millennia

>>106885070
yes that's how it was for thousands and thousands of years. only today the gov takes "care" of this except all the money goes to third worlders now

bros I think I finally have the perfect dating app profile. I'm literally shaking right now

>>106884147
What the fuck nothing even happens in the gif

I have a team that I support that always fights me with everything. It's to the point where I always have to give meetings just to babysit them where they'll try to pick a fight and die on the smallest hill. Anytime they have a question or an inquiry or want to yell, I have to do a lot of detective work just to present artifacts and it's so annoying since I can already tell what's off without needing to fucking do a whole fucking essay.
My boss is not supportive in this aspect and just goes "do what we need to do" and he'll even rope me in every meeting with them. My job is pretty good if it wasn't for this desu.

>>106885282
is your team jeets?

STOP SCREENSHOTTING THE JEETVIEWER CREDENTIALS YOU RETARDED WHITE BOOMER BITCH THE FUCKING COPY BUTTON IS RIGHT THERE THIS ISNT EVEN PART OF MY DUTIES IM MERELY CLEANING UP AFTER DUMBFUCK JEETS AND YET THIS STUPID SHIT IS LESS OF A HASSLE THAN TRYING TO GET RANJIT TO FIX YOUR GAY BABY ISSUES I HATE WHITE WOMEN I HATE GROSS SMELLY DISGUSTING INDIANS AND MOST OF ALL I HATE TECH

how can I clean my stealcase leap?
I smells rotten from all my farts

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Are there any jobs where I can just write bash or python scripts all day?
Devops niggers are gatekeeping my shit because of my previous jobs as a cloud chud. And I can't do this shit anymore,it's so fucking stupid and boring.
And I might be a closeted tranny

>>106885599
>Devops niggers are gatekeeping my shit because of my previous jobs as a cloud chud.
How, exactly, are they gatekeeping you?

>>106885653
when you complete the 2nd round exercise task (and the piece of shit works flawlessly) and they or HR hit you with the "we'll be in touch for the next steps of the hiring process"

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Pretty sure I have passed the last round of the interview and they will offer me the fancy salary and job but I just want to keep slacking off.

>>106885282
they sound based u sound crinke

>>106885736
That's part of the interview process. Did you discover job applications for the first time recently?

>>106885882
so it really is gatekeeping
got it

>>106885430
no whites

>>106885901
That's not gatekeeping. If you're at the technical interview portion of the process, you're beyond the gate.

>>106885933
theyre taking me beyond the gate to probe my butthole before sending me out the back

I'm so fucking tired of everything

>>106885736
>t.NEET
just wait, retard. the other anon is correct
also, you don't belong here. >>>/g/utwg

>>106886173
NIGGAAAAAA
my job fucking sucks!!!!!!

>guy leaves for vacations
>literally next day over some error pops up related to a service that hes the one person in the team who knows where to access
Please just put a shotgun on the back of my head and pull the trigger, this is pain

>>106885653
Lab/test engineer, lot of work creating/maintaining test benches and automating tests of physical equipment

>>106885527
Use the other mustard gas.

>>106884855
>A lot of money to retire
How so? It's 25x your annual expenses to retire on the 4% rule. The secret is to lower your annual expenses to a reasonable level by removing debt. So own your home and your car and avoid buying bullshit you don't need. Bonus points if you can get other revenue streams.
I'm down to 75k annually (1.9 mil) including vacations, going out, and home repairs.

>>106886409
That guy has job security. You should get the same.

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>>106886835
>Cringe posting in the current year of our Lord +10
Get your money up, not your funny up.

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>>106886835
>>106886868
zased

>Big boss tells me to do something
>Can't do it in our system
>Boss comes to me and tells me that big boss is asking him if we can do x in our system
holy fuck why can't these people give it a break already. You don't even have a proper use case for this anyways, what's the point when development always stalls with you because higher ups get antsy about change.

SysAdmin here, is it normal to be DevOps as well? The VP of our team seems to expect our team to know be and end all of operations and how exactly they do their processes and our job is mostly trying to optimize and automate for them along with being their helpdesk. Not trying to fight it or anything but genuinely confused if this is all sysadmin work, it feels so weird because he's making us in charge of something that I'd assume would be the manager of operations.

>>106887720
he sounds like a faggot yesman hero complex BITCH

>>106887750
I think it's more that he wants our group to cannibalize more because the VP of operations is starting to get a little bit more uppity and they're having a politic war over how things are suppose to go and if it's on our side then he can get more shit done but it seems so backwards the way some of his direction is. He wants us to take over setting up new vendors on our side because the vendor team is actually ass slow and I'm just thinking why the fuck the admin team is handling operations here.

>>106887806
that sucks desu
fucker probably thinks he's too clever by making you take on more outside of scope tasks while keeping the team on a measly sysadmin salary of peanuts

>>106887970
Even if it is, I'm still questioning how the fuck it makes sense. I'll just figure a way to automate it anyways but I don't like the responsibility in our court.

>>106887720
>SysAdmin here, is it normal to be DevOps as well
I mean yeah, devops is the term that caught on and got popularized because SRE sounded both confusing and not fancy enough, and its aim originally was to replace old school sys admining. Though it's not really clear what you are actually asking about.

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>be me
>awake at work from home
>making lunch
>the lights flash for 1 second
>I don't have any lights on and my window is open
I must've blinked or something. I keep seeing dark spots appear and disappear

>>106888026
I assume Sysadmin should purely be about features/roadmaps/handling outages/maintenance not process development, process optimization, process automation, and literally tardwrangling.

>>106888029
You're about to be transported. Get ready.

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>>106888060
kek

You have a cute sense of humor, has anyone ever told you that?

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>>106888029
That reminds me of when I was in school. I swear, the lights, especially in the basement cafeteria area, would always shut off for seconds at a time, and nobody but me would ever notice it happened. Even when I pointed it out, nobody saw it happen.

>>106888026
want'nt another prompt there lil chatgpt bro?

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>>106888120
we've missed you... old friend.... *big toothy grin*

Why does /twg/ have this one sperg all the fucking time in this general?

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Never understood why some employers do picrel, they do not need that much information.

>We're sorry you've been unsuccessful but thanks for giving up your address, phone number, personal details + your face, voice and video...retard :)

>>106888256
haha I've actually seen this a few times. probably just trying to get the desperate

I've been working 3 years as a sysadmin but I feel nothing more than a more competent help desk shitter. Is it over?

>>106888256
Humiliation ritual

my manager made a big change while I was on vacation thats now causing another development team to be completely stalled out.

I'm now the only person around who can fix it, but I'm thinking of emailing my director and only my director letting him know this 100% wasn't my idea. In fact, if he recalls, I had a meeting with him and my manager earlier in the year telling them we shouldn't do this thing specifically without a bunch of prep work and company comms, a change request, etc.

am i being a bitch emailing him and letting him know whats happening without cc'ing my manager? i'm the current senior, and my manager kind of has a rep for being a notorious liar.

>>106888202
Which one?

>I, as a developer, need this
Why are they such little divas?

be honest do you guys play some video game music while you're wfh? helps me get in the mood lol

>>106888508
I don't play any music except when driving

>>106888373
Yeah I wouldn't. I've always found the management to side with each other over peons at every job I've had

>>106888373
You should, fuck managers they’re complete pussies. Every chance you get to go over your manager/supervisors head you should take.

>>106888373
Just let it be and don't fix it, and if someone asks why it's not fixed, say that the manager wants it this way.

>>106888508
I play all kinds of music while I work. Same was true when I was at the office.

I'm terrified of getting fired. If I do it's unironically over, I have 4 yoe but no degree. I'd be fucked. Can't imagine trying to find a job in today's market.

>>106888508
Yeah.
Actually listening to this rn:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLdEOqfEouw&list=RDOLdEOqfEouw

Can't wait to play it during work hours.

>>106888373
You're gonna be fired for it.
The manager will look at it and think "wow, this guy can't respect hierarchy and doesn't trust us to communicate properly!". Plus, he'll think you have protagonist syndrome - even if you're the only man for the job.
T. also the only man for the job of fixing my team, realized there's not much to do and, if the director doesn't care, then why should I?

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>>106888358
This.
80% of what you do is a Humiliation Ritual, you might not even know it.
There were days when coding was a guy job and people would axe doors in the meantime. I hope you don't think going through "daily meetings", "scrum sprint retro demo", etc. are really about productivity.

Today I had a wank during an all hands looking at the cleavage of one of the hr sluts.

>>106888202
ayo hol up cracka

>>106888999
double trips of truth probably.
I got cc'd on an email from my manager to my director 15 minutes ago where he only used "we language" in what went wrong, trying to dodge the fact he was the one who went rogue and did this himself.

Does anyone have any remote business ideas?

>Serve as part of Support’s 24x7x365 coverage for production-inhibiting issues and/or managed services rotation.
What does that mean? should I ?

>>106889991
>24x7x365

Thoughts on working in GeekSquad?

>>106889991
It means mandatory on-call.

>>106890101
So is that like bad. I'm looking at their indeed listing and they don't list the salary.

>>106890113
Depends. How much do you enjoy getting woken up in the middle of night to go do work when something breaks?

Why aren’t yall using your downtime to develop anti-indian apps? They are finding new ways to scam every day and people would pay good money to not have to contact them or even see them at all

>>106890113
Adding on to >>106890121, do you enjoy working in the middle of the night then going to work the next day with no additional pay?

>>106890113
It only sucks if you're the one who actually fixes the problems. Weaponized incompetence is pretty effective here, or it was for me. No one will waste time calling you if you're never able to help.

>>106888373
pure autism
0 understanding of social interactions

yeah man just go ahead and backstab your manager
what could possibly go wrong?

>>106890228
We typically got paid more for on-call, but it really fucking sucks getting a mid-sleep call. It's especially bad if you have a hard time falling asleep like I do, so if I got woken up after sleeping for three hours, that meant that I only slept three hours that day before having to go to work and trying to live a normal life.

>>106890121
it's remote so it can't be that bad. It also got the lowest requirements so that's cool. But maybe you're right. Has anyone worked BestBuy retail here?

>>106890256
If you show the director you aren’t retarded snd he thinks the manager is retarded you’ll have a few rough years until the manager leaves the team but you won’t get fired. It entirely depends on if the director likes and believes and remembers you at all. It’s a gamble

>>106890256
You sound like a complete bootlicker, to the other anon, don't be a pussy and say it how it is.
>>106890256
you sound like a perfect third-world slave.

>>106890264
Yeah having your sleep fucked up isn't so bad if you're remote, since you can just lay in bed for the whole work day if you want.

>>106890256
yeah bro just keep your head down and be an indian and you can't ever speak out against your manager nope nah-uh he's higher caste than you!

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desu fuck work. maybe it's my fault but it feels like everything I do is wrong in the workplace purely because of work politics.
>raise something up
>all hell breaks loose because I should have fixed it quietly
>don't raise something up
>all hell breaks loose because I should've raised it up even though it's barely in my peripheral
idk what's with my boss autism now but he seems to be raising everything up in the team meetings but it's causing confusion because of it and i need some fucking time to investigate. everyone's so fucking panicky and jolty it's starting to REALLY piss me off.

why is it incorrect/odd to thank people for their time

is it a nuance? should we say we appreciate their attention instead?

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sirs

>>106890352
In a mail? As in "hey can you do x for me? thanks in advance/thank you for your time?"

Feels gauche to me as it formulates an obligation "I know you'll do x for me so I'm thanking you ahead of time"

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>tuesday evening

>>106890395
chin up wednesday afternoon is when you can start to relax for the weekeend

>>106890339
Kek, I get you.
My manager is a power freak, maybe from the fact that he sucks at his job. I've learned to avoid him at all costs and "yes you're right, sorry" if he ever complains.
You have to detach yourself a bit, that's all.

>already have a 3.1k eur net job / month
>scored a sidegig (also full time) that pays 6k e net / month
>total of 9k eur a month after taxes

I did it bros, I live in Balkans so this is essentially being a god here

I'll try to do both for half a year if I don't burn out sooner

>>106884387
thanks for migrating our db context anon
i actually appreciate it since i haven't been able to check the thread until now, only to find out that the other thread wasn't baked properly

>>106891109
based drug dealer

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I've decided to teach myself to draw.
So whenever I have a few minutes of downtime, like waiting for an AI to write some code, or for some tests to run, or whatever... I pull up a picture of a naked lady and sketch her really quick.
I only do this when wfh, obviously...
But it's helping me stay sane I think, idk.
I'm not very good yet, but I think I'm getting better. I always fuck up the size proportions... like head too small.

>>106891201
lately I've been thinking about doing this as well
for one, being turbo gooner rapemachine
and second it's probbaly like some zen shit like drawing hieroglyphs
hope ur having fun bro

>>106891132
its all devops lol

>>106891201
post some sketches

>>106891109
Nice Anon
now get into SAFE long-term investment to multiply it even further. You can actually stop working soon then:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Main_Page

>>106891238
I refuse to believe devops is a real job

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>>106890391
everything new is always bad

i have never bought or otherwise "acquired" a "new" product that was in a working state when i got it. the constant need to "disrupt the industry" has done exactly that -- do nothing but create disruptions and ruin everything that was already working just fine

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>>106891201
>I always fuck up the size proportions... like head too small.
Just gotta learn to measure stuff Anon. I was an art major before I switched to comp sci and I probably spent more time measuring than actually drawing.

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>>106891230
>>106891246
Yeah, I'm having fun. What actually got me started was I got one of these LCD Writing Pad things in the mail as an advertisement for some crypto scam. It lets you draw on it, and then press a button and it's all gone instantly. There's no "local" erase though, so it's like drawing in ink, until you reset it. So I don't actually have any sketches saved...
I'm not going to visit the crypto scam site though, even though it promises "free coins".
I might actually buy a bigger one of these pads though, this one is pretty small.

>>106891250
Yeah, I'm familiar with etfs, plan on doing that
>>106891268
harder than a software developer

>>106891312
doubt most devops niggas can string together a for loop

>>106891296
Thanks, yeah, I've been trying to do that. But since this pad >>106891297 is so small there's just not a lot of space to work with. I used to do video game level design as a hobby, so I have a little bit of history doing proportional stuff in my head, but only for landscapes, buildings, and interiors... not naked ladies.
>I was an art major before I switched to comp sci
Did they make you draw and paint naked men and women who were fat and old? I used to hang out with a bunch of art students and they said that was pretty common...

>>106891289
>i have never bought or otherwise "acquired" a "new" product that was in a working state when i got it.
Same. It's even worse when dealing with my boomer family since I'm "that guy" who fixes everything
>boomer says he wants a new shiny thing
>I tell him what he has is better than the new one
>opinion instantly discarded, boomer buys new one and throws old one away instantly
>thing breaks n+1 days later, n being the warranty
>boomer asks me to fix it for him

>>106891325
I don't have to, hell, I can't write hello world on top of my head and I STILL make more than codemonkeys

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>>106891350
based as fuck

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>>106891334
this has to stop. once upon a time things were made to actually work. no new software needs to exist. barely any new hardware needs to exist. everyone is a fucking grifter or scammer and just wants to "disrupt" without establishing new order. we need to start killing these people

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does sending out job applications at 3 am give recruiters the ick

>>106891380
no but being european does

>>106891329
I had a class where we drew the same four people all semester. 2 random college dudes and 2 frumpy women with massive bushes.
Thankfully no old or fat people though. It was a pretty big college town so they had a lot of young people around who would do it for cheap, I think.

>>106890882
It's funny to see managers freak out when you tell them someone disagreed with the task they gave you.

>Alice said I should provide that information to Bob, so I deleted it
>well.. WELL... that's not how I would've written the information!!
>What did you say?!
>I told you to tell someone else!

They really do warp reality. My manager needs a battering ram to the groin kek

>>106891380
Does calling a girl at 3am give her the ick?
The answer is yes. Thus, given HR is just girl-dating, your email did give them the ick.
Sorry bucko, better luck next time.

>>106891201
I did nearly the same thing before the 4day wfh mandate. I should really dislocate my knee or get sick so I have an excuse to get back to it again

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>go into bathroom
>jeet in stall
>only know its a jeet because for some fucking reason they took their shoes and socks off
seriously wtf?
there's literally 0% chance the floor isn't covered in piss

>>106892216
well it depends on the bathroom right? our bathroom requires a key and its divided by floor. and youd think people making 100k a year dont piss on the floor
if its a public bathroom thats disgusting

>>106892681
I kind of take it back, its still disgusting but theres varying degrees

>>106890339
just don't raise anything
don't
fix it or pretend retardation

>>106892216
Nigger was probably jacking off or bathing himself in toilet water, there's no reason to have your shoes and socks off in a public restroom ever

hulu will literally not give me a login form wtf is wrong with these people. im glad disney is sunsetting them

>>106893012
I do wonder what the logic is for LinkedIn and Indeed not working for a bunch of people for no good reason. I can't get access to LinkedIn despite having an account, my name must be too european for its system.

>>106893085
they keep raising the prices and my hulu account is linked to spotify, but not giving me a login form so I can login and see that theyve canceled that partnership is fucking retarded

>>106893108
These companies need to burn 10 years ago this shit was barely new and worked almost flawlessly. Hell even the free streaming sites work better with higher quality content then the shit paid ones are doing.

learn a trade

learn to suck dicks
buy kneepads, sell blowjobs

>how did you handle conflict in the past
questions about conflict are just trick questions.

>>106893413
>I brought the issue to the attention of my manager and they resolved the issue
nigga its not that hard

>>106893413
I got one of his clan mates to betray him
then I tp'ed to his base, hid in his walls, and then bedtrapped him and murdered him (and his pet tranny discord kitten) over and over while calling him a nigger in chat
then I looted everything and tnt'ed the rest of his shit

>>106893417
so you are a pussy and cant handle conflict on your own?

It's surreal to be effectively working with my team while simultaneously being in a PIP because I don't work well with my manager

>>106893413
This is a basic bitch question
You frame the conflict as stemming from an initial lack of understanding and how you resolved it by growing to understand the perspective of the other person

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>>106893488
you lack understanding? not gonna hire a shit dev

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>tfw have to go to the office today

>biannual review removed DEI goals as a section
FAGMAN bros, we are so back

my old college roommate has had like 9 hr adjacent jobs in 10 years. just posted on linkedin that he's looking for a new role again. he was a cool roommate and all, but who keeps hiring these people

>>106893477
probably better than any retarded idea you have

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does anyone work on the semiconductor industry?
nvidia, amd, intel, qualcomm, arm, tsmc, asml, broadcom
if so what are your experiences? all i see online are good reviews but i can tell most of these reviews are full of shit and management sucks in most of these corporations.
thinking on switching company.
lots of work, salary doesn't reflect the amount of work is done, bad management and slow growth. maybe its me or its just the way those shitty jew corporations operate.
also lots and lots of jeets

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>>106893853
Conductors hate Semi's anon.

I wish I could use a mouse and keyboard for as long as I wanted without any consequences

>>106894199
skill issue learn ergonomics

>>106894242
ergonomics is mitigation, not a solution

I have the adjustable desk
I have the industrial office chair
I have the special mouse and keyboard

>>106894276
Kek but do you have the life you wanted to live?

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just got this email
last time i applied to a job was 1.5 years ago

>>106894300
Well, kind of
I play videogames, read books, and watch movies

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>Boss needs an estimation on how long it will take me to research and give estimations on the epic

>>106894738
It's not that funny. If you don't actually take time to do that correctly you will find yourself fucked later
t. happened to me

>>106894738
conservative estimation times 3

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Update to this:
>Be contractor
>4 months in of a 6 month contract
>Sudden message from manager
>"You are not proactive enough, I'm putting you in a PIP"
How would you react to this?
Now:
>Learn from another colleague they are going to get rid of all contractors by EOY.
So that's why they are putting so much pressure on me, and I'm not the only one getting tons of heat. They are dangling the carrot while saying that "if I put effort I will get an extension, but they are very, very, VERY disappointed due to my lack of proactivity". Jokes on them, I'm too old for these tricks. As a matter of fact, I put less effort the shittier I feel I'm getting treated.

>>106887720
There's some overlap but they're definitely distinct roles that I'd expect to be fufilled by different people in a larger organization.

>so anon for the last test before we hire you show us your toilet bowl on the camera. we need to see if you are a filthy pig
how do you respond?

>>106895650
saaar, toilet bowl?

>>106892681
>and youd think people making 100k a year dont piss on the floor
you'd think so but middle class people are more likely to be gross in public bathrooms. not enough beatings during childhood

>>106890391
lmao nope the ones who survive will be the ones who get bailed out repeatedly and can outspend the "crisis" or perpetually cut costs to make it appear like they're making money to keep their stock price propped up

>>106896323
I wish I were one of those "too big to fail" gigachads where the government gives you free money just for existing

>>106890391
the total jeetification of software

>>106891334
and it'll keep happening until you put your foot down
>remember how I told you not to buy it and to keep your old one? you didn't listen to my advice then, so you don't get my help now

>>106896742
>>106891334
im thankful my family isnt like this
>buy something
>it's retardedly overbuilt yet nonfunctional junk full of unnecessarily complex non-serviceable electronics
>it breaks in a day
>"well what did you expect"

my friends always were though, fucking normies. we had a mutual "friend" in le animu club who always carried a shortwave radio and also would decry anything new as being junk, but he was also a literal mid-functioning autist and i resented constantly being compared to him

anyone elses personality issues causing them not to get a promotion? i sperg out way too much

>>106896919
I'm a cheap fuck so I'm consistently underpaid. It's a vicious cycle

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Wake up 9:00 AM.
9:30 AM standup.
10:00 AM go to liquor store.
Drink all day.

It's just one of those days.

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I'm starting to sound really fucking unhinged to my manager during my 1:1s and I'm trying to dial it back but some of the retarded asks that I've been getting is starting to piss me off. We had a re-org recently and people have been using it as a scapegoat for asking stupid shit and it's really been pissing me off.

How's the market looking like?

Loads of dysfunction and turnover at my company and questioning whether it's worth jumping ship.

>>106897518
shit

>>106897518
>Loads of dysfunction and turnover at my company
that's basically every company i will ever be considered by as far as i can tell

>>106897518
Job market is beyond fucked in any field except healthcare. Double fucked for tech/finance/business. I've been unemployed for 7 months with 10 years of experience. Stay put and ride this out.

>>106897518
Market's not great.

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>>106894765
>>106894940
I didn't phrase it properly: the boss wants me to estimate how long it would take me to estimate the duration of the epic

>>106897655
69 hours :3

so I'm getting mixed messages about a.i.
one side is saying it's going to shrink the tech labor force, but another is saying that companies implementing a.i. do not see any increase in productivity or saved costs, so which is true? you guys must have some idea.

>>106897666
what do you think smartass. excel is way dumber and that eradicated a SHIT ton of people.

>>106897677
then how are they not saving money?

>>106897655
You should be able to estimate how long an estimate will take in an hour-or-so.

>>106897666
Both,
They see it as a way to cut lots of tech jobs, so they are doing that.
Less jobs means less spending, which means less business, which means they have to downsize anyway.
It doesn't really matter whether it impacts productivity or not, the outcome is the same because they think it will

How do I move to Japan if I want to work there? I already have a jlpt1 certificate but don't have a tech job there yet.

>>106897746
I can't answer if you're brown

The next trillion dollar company is just going to hire all the unemployed tech workers en mass, then cull the actually unproductive staff instead of just the lesser performers.

>>106897729
I mean I'm aware people arnt always rational actors but like, wouldn't the market eventually start favoring companies that are not spendibg resources trying to fix hallucinations?

>>106893853
they make good money. why would they give a shit about anything else lmao

>>106897758
I'm white from western Europe.

>>106897801
That's a different issue. All the ai companies fund each other, which raises their stock price. And as long as their stock price goes up, they have more money to fund each other. Real companies that just make a product and sell it can't compete against the hype cycle and the 401k collective that auto purchases stocks and people that mindlessly buy Nvidia or VOO every paycheck

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>>106893853
ive worked in semis for over a decade. it's pretty comfy. with the AI boom, lots of opportunity to get rich. i'm super lucky to be fully remote making 7 figures due to the stock.

also pretty much all FAANG are hiring because they want to make their own chips. hiring bar and competition is MUCH lower than trying to get in as a SWE. though pay is a bit lower, you're still gonna get >200k as a new grad.

nvidia, amd, arm, apple, broadcom are all decent
avoid intel, qcom, tsmc, asml
meta, google, amazon, openai, tesla if you want big money

jeets everywhere though, prob on par if not worse than SW

>fully remote making 7 figures due to the stock
>200k as a new grad
Posts like this make me feel sick

I really used to think "doing the needful" was a 4chan shitpost.

>>106892216
>Bathrooms were never clean but were ok
>company lays off a bunch of people
>in comes the jeet parade
>bathrooms are a wreck
>one day find water cup on the toilet
>"thats weird"
>it keeps happening
>talk to friends about this strange shit
>learn that indians use that to scrub their ass with their hands

i will never shake hands with indians holy shit

I'm growing more bitter at the retards who work in my field at the company I work for. the most I learn about them (their lack of technical skills, their laziness, the fact that they get paid as much or more than me...), the more bitter I get.
the same happens to me with people...
what the fuck is wrong with me? what the fuck is wrong with these retarded corpos? wtf do I do?

I'm totally fucked because not only I was laid off a few months ago and don't have a new job yet but I also deeply despise the corpo shit, "leadership", hierarchy, corpo politics, dick sucking, being an asshole to others, managers and directors of all sorts. 5 yoe software engineer, was about time to start being a senior but I lost all faith for IT industry. What would you do?

>>106898382
>>>/g/utwg

>>106898432
You bothered to enter the whole captcha to just redirect me to another thread. Congratulations.

>corpo
>corpos
seems like Pajeet learned a new word today and wants to show off

god what the fuck is up with you people and racebaiting

>>106898382
>>106898492
I asked a question and you came up with another one and, knowing how this retarded forum work, killed my opportunity to get answers. all of that because you are too retarded to ask in the right fucking thread, you RETARD

>>106898606
these brainwashed retards are mentally ill. they were literally programmed to answer like that. they are literal NPCs.

This whole thread is brown.

Guys, look here >>106898619 we have a schizo on board! install gentoo or gtfo back to >>>/b/.

>>106898669
get a job, you fucking NEET

>company used to have flexible hours like normal
>if you had to work late an extra 2 or 3 hours just get in your 40 and go home for the weekend early on friday
in comes new CEO and management
>you have to work 8 hours every single day mon-fri regardless of extra time
>they are claiming that if you go over 8 that's because "that's your personal choice to do so"
>this despite critical issues happening needing to be addressed
>oh by the way the CEO did GE style layoffs fish in a barrel so now everyone is more busy than ever
>all of this was unwritten until it was explained in a meeting last month
>surprise everyone is clocking out immediately at 4pm
>tasks are stopped halfway through instead of being finished
>efficiency plummets
>they implement time logging for salaried workers that goes by the minute
>management is upset that now teams are less efficient despite the layoffs and extra time logging and inflexible work hours
>oh by the way all hiring funding is frozen and being funneled into AI
>we are not a tech company by the way
It's weird watching this company go from a well run family completely to a completely imploding disaster

>>106898382
>What would you do?
work or die ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>106898694
The managers and directors are to be blamed for this state of things. Too many stupid people there and this is the effect.

>>106898717
What about creating your own small business.
Why not do that instead?

>>106898694
Pretty sure that's an osha violation

>>106896742
>and it'll keep happening until you put your foot down
Reread my post. I never said I fix it for the boomer retards, they just come to me nonetheless.

>>106898732
because you simply can't do that without an idea

>>106898750
wait how? I thought it was common to work over 40?

>>106898732
>worked at startup once
>5 people
>~40 yoe collectively
>all working at least 40hr weeks, usually more

Took a year and a half to get funding and another year to make our first dollar.
It’s an exceedingly difficult thing to be successful at

>>106898694
This just means you need to be "available" during normal business hours. I don't care if you worked 10 hours Monday to Thursday. You're an asshole if you're completely AWOL on Friday when I've got a blocker that you can solve. Take a nap but you better answer my fucking slack when I ping you.

>>106898784
is your company compensating you for these over 40 hours worked?

>>106898817
No this is even for non critical. Like we had a woman last week who had nothing to do and was at 36 hours but they made her sit there for eight hours at her desk and she clocked in 44 hours. We handle critical work but this was for non critical

Like this is explicitly because we handle critical items and our hours fluctuate and they are demanding we still do 8 hours each day
>>106898822
No we've never been compensated for time over 40. We're American

>>106898822
If you're a salaried employee and not hourly then you don't qualify for overtime pay as you're basically exempt from those protections based on your wage alone.

>>106898843
You guys in 5 days a week or something? Being made to sit at a desk doing nothing is for sure bullshit. At least let them go home and nap.

>>106898843
unless you're except, and software engineers rarely are unless they are managers, your company is basically violating FLSA by not paying you time and a half for over 40 hours
they could get around it with the old system having you just stop working at 40 hours but this system will fuck them
>>106898863
that's a common myth
osha has very clear exempt vs non exempt status and unless your a manager or doing something creative like art or involved in business decisions you still have to get paid

>>106898694
God I hate this shit. I blame Steve Jobs, he taught the world that being "disruptive" is the most important trait in leadership. Or at least that's the lesson that modern managers take from it.

>>106898753
reread my post
you aren't putting your foot down, obviously
stop being a limpwristed bitch and tell them to get lost outright instead of pussyfooting around

>>106898694
report to directors and try to leave ASAP, in whatever order you want.
stop giving a shit.

>>106898694
is the new ceo a jeet?

>>106898880
You can argue that and they'll just come back and give you a poor performance review because you were expected (whether rightly or not) to finish the work in 40 hours.

>>106898917
yes .-.

>>106898900
>if you don't blow up on your family and call them retarded niggercattle then you are limpwristed!
I just tell them I'm busy. I find the polite approach to be better in regards to family, but you do you.

>>106898913
Wrong.
Just put your 40h in and leave. Don't stress over work, leave your tasks incomplete, etc.
Unless your role specifically requires you to increase company performance, its not your problem. Press your buttons and leave at 4pm no matter what.

>>106898932
Then its over and never coming back.

>Recruiter cold calls me about some shit chatgpt wrapper start up
>Job just did layoffs and company is circling the drain
>Pressuring me to schedule the on site technical without anytime to prepare
Who the fuck does this faggot think he is? I have a fucking job

>>106897666
the media shilling AI doomsday accomplishes a few things

1) diverts attention from the fact more than 40% of domestic software engineering jobs are held by immigrants, most of which are indian
2) gives excuse to start reducing headcount (and then hiring more indians)
3) eases the pressure of young people kamikaziing their future with a degree that has literally 0 value and making the student debt crisis even worse
4) makes public more amicable to the idea of giving 60 gorillion dollars to some other CIA connected jew making yet another AI surveillance company

>>106898694
>management is upset that now teams are less efficient despite the layoffs and extra time logging and inflexible work hours
If you fuck people in the ass you are going to get fucked too, plain and simple.

does your company give your "reorganization" a funny name too?

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>>106898020
Does it also apply to FAANG jobs in Europoor? Working now at a German car manufacterer and it's comfy. 35h week, 32 paid day offs but payment is kinda meh.. I get around 110k€ per year of which at least half disappear as taxes/insurance. Wish I could earn more because at this payment I won't ever afford a house or such.

I see Google job ads popping up every now and then.. maybe I should give it a try next time

>>106898606
https://www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/research/foreign-born-stem-workers-united-states#:~:text=In%202019%2C%20there%20were%20647%2C000,and%20math%20category%20in%202019

40% of the entire profession being foreigners is whats up. i wonder why people are upset about so many jobs going to people from a country with an average iq of 72? they just work so hard, and so many of them are geniuses that the top 2% have the iq of the average american. to be frank, im glad theyre replacing us!

>>106899233
HEY smart guy, why are you blaming the immigrants when you should be blaming the corporate assholes who ARE replacing you fucks with immigrants

>>106899263
The immigrant is also unpleasant to be around

>>106899263
You're operating on an abstraction level too high for this person to comprehend, it's just not direct enough.

>>106897666
Imo it can make experienced devs marginally faster (10%) overall.

>>106899263
because the "corporate assholes" don't call America a homeland either.

option a - become system architect
option b - drop this failing department and apply to be application engineer in nihongo

>>106899263
hey smart guy, since when are you only allowed to assign blame to one group?

indians are the ones who are blatantly committing fraud and racist hiring practices. to such an extent that companies are even being successfully sued in court over discrimination practices. this is pretty much the only group you can claim is acting maliciously.

do you mean the "corporate assholes" which are the many tech companies with indian CEOs?

the real blame is on the government for allowing large scale fraud and not pursuing any of it, ever. as usual, they are a decade late and a dollar short. we can expect corporate types to be perniciously greedy. we can expect indians to be low IQ and racist when hiring. the government letting a critical industry be taken over by a foreign country is shockingly stupid to an extent it must be intentional.

i can tell you are a redditor because your mind immediately places singular blame on "corporate assholes" instead of the wholesome chungus good guy government who will solve all of our problems. or was government never doing shit unless it involves israel a forgone conclusion?

>>106899228
>Wish I could earn more because at this payment I won't ever afford a house or such.
If you could dodge taxes you're effectively doubling your wage. Just saying.

listen you fucker you scumbag you dirtbag, everyone of you everyone in the workforce is fucking dirt. now either put your head down and keep digging or shut the fuck up and get out

DOCUMENT WHAT YOU DID TO FIX A USER'S ISSUE. TIRED OF GETTING REPEAT TICKETS FROM USERS AND PEOPLE DON'T DOCUMENT WHAT THE FUCK THEY DID.

>>106899280
Brown.

>>106899228
>110k a year in europe
>meh
Jesus Christ what am I reading

>>106899768
He said it, 50% tax pretty much.
Means he's living like an average American despite being on top percentile of earnings. Sad!

>>106899875
Its our duty to take care of the browns you heartless chud

>>106899875
He makes after tax what the average (median) american makes before tax, but that's irrelevant as I was comparing to my own situation, and it's demoralising.

>>106898934
>the only way to handle a scenario is to fly off the handle like a nigger or roll over and take it like a bitch
I just politely tell them that next time take my advice from the start, but you're too much of a coward, I get that. Continue to enjoy them walking all over you, I guess.

You guys realize this shit is going to collapse it two more weeks right? Do you atleast have a house and some guns?

>>106900535
elaborate

>>106900540
Nah, you should just get blind sighted like the rest of the brownoids.

>>106900564
don't be rude

>>106900535
>Do you atleast have a house and some guns?
I'm not saying shit, fed

>>106900535
Nope I’m certainly gonna be one of the first ones to die on the apocalypse

I hate microservice architecture so much its unreal
may God bless me with never having to find the root cause of a bug in shit like this again

>>106900642
only people who've never dealt with an absolute clusterfuck of a monolith with zero tests say this

Tessst

>>106900527
>I just politely tell them that next time take my advice from the start, but you're too much of a coward, I get that. Continue to enjoy them walking all over you
>them walking all over you
>even though I don't do shit for them
just admit you're a retard and misread the original post. You're just embarrassing yourself by now.

I love entering my details on job applications

>>106898236
I saw my director telling my skip manager to "do the needful" and she's some sort of Vietnamese and the skip is Indian. lol

>>106902087
I didn't misread anything. You complained about being walked over by your boomer relatives because you're weak willed and won't stand up for yourself and would rather avoid confrontation.

>>106902199
Yeah, you don't really know how to read. ESL I guess?
Anyways, since you're a bit confused, the original post complained about the lack of quality of modern products. I of course don't fall for it, but old people tend to be retarded and fall for it often.
Hope that clears it up!

>>106902298
The original post complained about a) the lack of quality and b) the fact that your boomer relatives come to you for help after ignoring your advice. Sure, modern products suck, but you have two issues. My reply was regarding the second, but you've made it perfectly clear that even the mere suggestion of addressing the problems in your personal life is such a scary concept you become unreasonably upset over it.

>>106902322
>the fact that your boomer relatives come to you for help after ignoring your advice.
That's just the punchline, anon. Sorry you didn't learn that in English school.
Anyways, good luck with your remote tech job (or finding one, if that's the case for you). I hope it's enough to feed your village!

>>106899875
That is sad i work in IT and make 100ish thousand after tax with an income of 150k. Taxes is absolute killer in europe even with the adjustment of cost of living that's not alot in the grand scheme of things.

>>106902388
A self-deprecating one
>look at me, just letting people walk all over me!
and you were rightly called out for it

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learn Kubernetes.

>>106900841
Only a junior would say this.
µservice architecture is not always the solution.
In fact, it rarely is. Some FAANG do it because they have to, not because they want to.
For most middle-size companies, distributed monolith is a better solution.
Monolith != spaghetti code
t. 20y experience SWE

>>106902518
what is that

>apply for senior software engineer
>pass 1 HR and 2 technical interviews
>home assignment
>one more interview with the CTO
>silence, 2 weeks pass by
>email them, ask whats up
>get email back 2 days later telling me they no longer want to fill the position

I'm so tired of this bullshit. So much time wasted. Zero respect for people.
If you hired someone else that's legit, but at least do not ghost people.

Fuck the IT and all the clowns in it.

>>106902531
Virtual machine similar to docker. But you really gotta learn the full tech stack of server technology to get to that point. So learn about server hardware, server operating systems, data centers, cloud infrastructure/software/certs and then virtual machines.

>>106902583
what's docker

>2 years ago senior decided to make another project
>nowadays the two projects interact with each other
>they use different databases
was my senior retarded? i swear you cant include another table in a query because the table is in another database

Why the fuck do FAGMAN companies take forever to apply to?
>Send in my resume
>It takes them a month to get to the initial recruiter call (if they don't reject me)
>Then they pass me around another 6 people for 3 rounds of interviews, which takes 2 more months
fucking hate these companies

>>106902763
because you're willing to wait

>>106902763
>Not telling the recruiter that you are looking for other jobs while you wait for them to finish their rounds
ICK seriously if you tell them to hurry up the process or you will move to another they might hurry. Its entirely fueled by women logic.

wiggling my mouse and pressing a few keys so my teams activity stays at green

>>106903361
i had this same issue, and funnily enough i found the perfect solution in this board
you can just open notepad and put your mouse on top of the spacebar
you'll always stay green as long as the key's being pressed

>>106889115
thats what theyre there for

>>106890035
yes, and?

I have nothing to work on

>>106903463
Doesn't that make you anxious? I quit my last job because I had nothing to do- it's like waiting for your own execution (layoff)

>>106903399
I do this or I host a meeting with myself
Or just show up as dead until your manager bugs you about it
There are many ways around looking active

>>106903399
>>106903361
>>106903763
......the absolute geniuses on the board.

>>106903909
otherwise a few lines saved as .vbs that sends the f13 key every ~100 seconds

>>106903637
yes

>>106903925
b-b-but there is no F13

I think my teammates hate me

>>106903934
shift+f1 = f13
shift+f12 = f24
my keyboard doesn't have an f13 either but my teams stays active
>>106903763
this is a smarter play too, set as appear offline a couple times (preferably on a forced in office day for extra visibility) and respond as usual and reset the status if it is called out citing teams funniness, now there's no questions if I've slept iin and not showing as online in mornings

I have never once done any weird trick to look active on Teams. I can't imagine how little someone is doing that they are sitting there staring at who is marked Away vs Online. Even if it's automated, people who actually matter aren't spending 100% of their time typing directly into Teams.

>>106904020
Your KPIs are down, Anon. We're going to have to talk about a PIP now. You are not even meeting your Co-Pilot minimums.

>>106904038
I work in Defence so i dont have KPIs as long as the world is in turmoil

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>>106903909
This could be a good question for job interviews to ask their candidates!
>You're "working" from home and you want to make sure your indicator never switches from Available to Auto-Away. What do you do?

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>>106904120
I question the system that requires I have a green circle with a black checkmark on my picture-less profile when I am a hardware toucher who spends a reasonable amount of time away from my desk, and then rig a little motor and wheel to a 20$ trackball upon admitting defeat (doing so was an excuse to practice my cottage industry tier electronics salvage and fabrication skills)

kill this nigga on sight

>>106899628
I do, I just don't tell you about it because I enjoy job security.

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>>106904158

>>106899628
skill issue figure it out yourself
then you can keep your own notes you won't share with others lacking mad skillz

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>>106904232

>>106904258
Kill yourself no one cares about your jobless gay ass ramblings.

>>106904265
>jobless
I literally have two (and do nothing at either)

>>106904289
>do nothing at either
based (if white)
cringe (if jeet)

Why does this furnigger retard get to have a job and I don't?

>>106904328
He doesn't.

>>106903361
>>106903399
You can use AutoHotkey to automate button presses.

>>106904754
>>106904754
yes anon just install random software on your corpobook no one will notice and you wont get fired

fuck me, this day fucking flew...

also, where is the crying Apu anon?

I'm doing all I can for ergonomics but my wrists and hands still feel achey...

>>106904328
Dude if I ever wanted to hire programmers I'd be looking for furries, trans, whatever; those mentally ill people can work

>>106904882
Jerk off with the other hand. More importantly alternate wrists from home/video games and work.

>>106904888
Kill yourself samefaggot.

>>106904882
>Logitech Lift
>Herman Miller Aeron
>Wristrest
>Standing desk
>cheap chinkshit mechanical keyboard
Such is life. Unironically take a break every half hour and just stretch/walk around.
https://www.redboxfitness.com/forearm-stretches/

>>106904888
Mentally ill people don't work, don't shower and don't show up to work at the local gamestop.

>>106904909
For me it's the MX master mouse and K860 keyboard

>>106904926
i havent seen a gamestop in like 15 years

>>106904926
The best dev I know is a fat, trans, depressed guy. He might not turn up every day but he puts out quality.

new bake when?

>>106904882
anon, you have to rest your arm
also, visit a fucking doctor, because that's not normal.

>>106904958
Achey wrist is a normal side effect of overuse

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goodnight /twg/

Baking new thread niggas.

new
>>106905052

>>106902518
Already have.

>>106904882
>Good chair
>Monitor and desk at proper height
>Split keyboard
>Wrist rest
>Trackball
>Take a 1h break every 10 min of work