I wonder what the total poster count is in /twg/ vs. /utwg/

Move to Jamaica.

Learn a bombaclat trade

Trade a learn

>>106987830
It's only me and you posting here, anon.
Everyone else is unemployed.

>>106987903
>Everyone else is unemployed.
This is true. I'm OP.

>>106987834
>>106987863
>>106987903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GwhQsLzZus

I'm not unemployed yet, but I'll be resigning on the 19th of November and my 4 weeks will be up on the 17th of December, so I'm posting here until then

>>106987830
I wonder what the jeet % difference is.

>>106987796
almost friday lads

You fat fucking disgusting ass-smelling BLOB, Cheese-drinking, Crisco-bathing, Lard-gargling, Calorie-thieving, Cabbage-Patch Face having, Dr. Robotnik looking, WingStop eating, McDonalds gorging, T-Rex arm having, Non-vegetable eating, Cook with a George Foreman grill just to drink out the drip tray, Wide load, Hungry-Hungry Hippo, PLANET, Pretending to have a fucking thyroid problem, Whale slash Free Willy, Part bus, Yokozuna, Flubber, **PAH** Kirby, Salad dodger, Chair crusher, Butter ball, Go to subway but put everything on it, Michelin Man, Happy because Hostess is back in business motherfucker

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>>106988005
>You fat fucking disgusting ass-smelling BLOB, Cheese-drinking, Crisco-bathing, Lard-gargling, Calorie-thieving, Cabbage-Patch Face having, Dr. Robotnik looking, WingStop eating, McDonalds gorging, T-Rex arm having, Non-vegetable eating, Cook with a George Foreman grill just to drink out the drip tray, Wide load, Hungry-Hungry Hippo, PLANET, Pretending to have a fucking thyroid problem, Whale slash Free Willy, Part bus, Yokozuna, Flubber, **PAH** Kirby, Salad dodger, Chair crusher, Butter ball, Go to subway but put everything on it, Michelin Man, Happy because Hostess is back in business motherfucker

What did he mean by this?

can we have one thread that doesn't mention Indian people, it's rent free

GOD I FUCKING HATE JEETS OR SUBHUMANS AS IVE TAKEN TO CALLING THEM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwrDclCUol8

goodnight anons

I think I might have damaged my head... Part of it has gone numb: can't feel anything touching it. And I also can't control my right eyebrow anymore. So far I don't think it's affected my brain, but we'll see. It'd be hilarious if this is the reason I get fired

>>106988324
Hospital.

>>106988358
No the impact was on Sunday, so it's a little late for that

>>106988397
Get that checked out anyway.

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Just finished my last day boys. Got a good bye card from my cool coworkers. I hope you guys make it. I teared up a lil bit.

>>106988426
Uh sir this thread is for Tech Workers, and you are no longer a Tech Worker

>>106988426
why are you quitting?

>>106988445
you assumed he quit

>>106988455
if they fired him security would have tackled him before he reached his desk from HR.

ayo Euros be like "sure let's compare salaries, here's my post-tax earnings" like uhhhh?????

>>106988324
>be anon
>near death
>comes to an anonymous racist forum to talk about it instead of going to a hospital
>"So far I don't think it's affected my brain, but we'll see"

>>106986905
Damn dude, that's not even enough time to collect your CPP contributions during retirement (65yo+) of you're Canadian.

What's it like living with bipolar disorder? Is it like how those bratty women behave, or worse?

>>106988548
Diabetics only die in their 60s if they didn't manage their condition properly or went a long time without care, more like the 70s-80s nowadays but there definitely is a ~10 year lifespan reduciton

>>106987796
I'm applying to jobs I am completely under qualified for.

I dread about embarrassing myself if they actually interview me or even worse if they hire me.

I know they won't, but on the other hand I know this is a clown world so anything is possible.

how do you decide where to live?
i'm working remote and i'm still in the place i went to college but i kinda hate it here. but i don't really know where else i'd go.

i'm considering just visiting different places in the US and seeing what i think. i don't think i'll do remote stuff forever. it has some drawbacks. i figure it's smart to live nearish to some tech center but is it worth paying the money if i don't need to live there?
i feel kinda clueless.

>be dropout retard grubhub delivery dude
>decide ive had enough of manual labor and go looking for IT job
>tell guy during interview that i don't have a diploma but plenty of experience running minecraft servers and fixing a wordpress site once
>i get in as part-time junior sysop of a little company that handles the infrastructure of a warehouse management system
>3 days a week.
>half the job is just sprint meetings and writing google docs, other half is entering commands, figuring out the atrocious design of previous operators and setting up shitty vm's.
>we pretend we're microservices but mostly rely on a few windows 2003 servers to keep our shit afloat.
>working from home, boss calls me up to "monitor the situation" as half our openstack cluster just collapsed
>sit there jacking off watching the IPMI console log as the openstack guys sit in datacenter undoing the maintenance fuckups they've caused
>thousands of blue collar logistics workers sitting on their ass cuz our servers are down
>our clients' clients are reaching out speaking of damage claims
>cumming to Animal Ear Hot Springs as i randomly copy paste shit from the compute node's IPMI boot log to Slack and type "openstack server list --all-projects" for the thousandth time today
>openstack maintainers finally fix their fuckup after an 8 hour work day
>boss thanks me for the help
being white collar is easy as fuck what the hell

>>106988439
>>106988445
I'm moving onto a new job. More pay, different city.

>>106988402
>>106988525
Sure, I can get an appointment with my doctor in
>checks
Three weeks
Also: I thought tech jobs were supposed to have good medical insurance? wtf

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how the FUCK does my ROBOTIC LLM response have TYPOS? IS IT TRAINED ON PAJEET TEXT OR WHAT?

>

>>106988773
nvm i misread it, i am the pajeet it turns out

>>106988653
wait until you get a shitty boss

>>106988769
Urgent care.

lots of my coworkers are into running
i think it's popular among millennials or something like that

>>106988914
pretty sure the san fran tech thingy is mountain climbing.

>>106988914
I'm 29 years old. I'm too young to have old nigga hobbies.

>day 4 at meta
>showed up at 11 because didnt wanna leave my dog alone too long
>uber to office is a pain because there's no stop on the classic campus, so i drop off 5 min away and walk, maybe next week ill try the designated stop at the other campus + shuttle
>trainings and reading shit for 3-4h
>my whole floor speaks chinese, i didnt hear english once, at least it's better than jeet
>some jeet at my assigned desk, I found a pick up one instead, I'll kick him out next week if he's still there
>had another sandwich, I dont trust cooked food i dont make myself, it was... pretty good! but I wish they made the brownies everyday as dessert
>jeet manager found me for quick 1:1
>took the shuttle back home at 4, I think the 11-4 day works pretty well and seems to satisfy the onsite presence tracking and manager. I've added his calendar so I always know when he's free and make sure to be on the floor at that moment
>not going in tomorrow, hope i dont have to on monday
>looking at asian escorts for the weekend, but im not going to some hotel fuck that, outcall only

in-person interviews are such an arduous requirement
yeah let me take an entire day of annual leave so we can talk in person rather than virtually

Witnessing team breakdown right now and fuck is it satisfying. People quitting and not being replaced and you can see the panic in everybody left. Every meeting is a weird mexican standoff. Managers are checked out and obviously looking for a new job just like everyone else.

>>106989209
have you done any actual work

>>106989520
>working at work
Spotted the NEET.

>>106989520
>working day 4
even if the stack wasnt all proprietary shit you cant learn outside nobody expects you to contribute first week

>>106989577
Shitposting aside, this is verifiably true
>>106989591
How long’s your contract for?

I just met a based, intelligent Indian guy this week. My thoughts on Indians has changed a lot. He was keeping up with an Englishman, actually it was the Englishman trying to keep up with him.

>>106989647
>based, intelligent Indian guy
Why are you talking in third person?

>>106989659
Why are you unhappy and thinking posting here will improve your life?

>>106989672
Very specific projection but alright, you do you NEETtard

>>106989647
good post sir I guess we will dissolve our borders now and let in a trillion jeets

>>106989647
India rocked
England shocked!

>>106989635
>How long’s your contract for?
??
are you poor or ESL, who the fuck has timed contracts

>>106989772
>who the fuck has timed contracts
is this your first job, are you unfamiliar with non-perm roles like 12-month contracts

Good morning,

Greetings for the day sir. My name is Rajeesh Visajeet and I have been assigned to your Microsoft case. Will you kindly run the following script and report the results?

Have a wonderful morning,

Rajeesh Visajeet
Microsoft Technician level 1

The fallout from the AWS outage really cringed up my week. Thankfully I'm off tomorrow though.

>>106989782
are yuropoors literally being enslaved over there? wouldnt surprise me given the competition kek

>work at a big corp obsessed with putting AI in everything, especially this year.
>"""tech""" """"""lead gives me some work with some tech I have never used.
>tell him it will take two weeks, but maybe more since this internal lib thing has to be used by this other lib thing with no docs (the doc is a chatbot for some reason)
>two days in, he asks me how it is going.
>tell him I've been reading docs, implementing and testing small stuff since I still don't understand the limitations of this thing (no one in the team has ever done this either), and a bad implementation could be very unsafe)
>he basically replies with, "duuude, I don't need you to understand, that comes later just ask cursor to do everything and make it work. I already did that with some dogshit 'hello world' demo local version of what you're doing."
>well, I did that, and it fucks up a lot since this thing is made entirely by internal libs, and it just hallucinates a lot and fails."
>"just keep telling it to fix it and do it until it works. cursor will do it, bro."
IT FUCKING DOESN'T, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT You have not programmed in years, you fucking cum guzzling faggot your github profile has no green square in sight. You just keep making demos that do one, one single easy thing with le cursor and then ask other people to make production stuff the same way, and, SURPRISE, it's not as fast, you faggot
I HATE CURSOR, AND I HATE THAT THIS FUCKING COMPANY TAKES METRICS OF THE USE OF IT. It was made mandatory to use this shit, and I swear we have become slower at making features and fixes, but no one wants to accept it.
We shipped nothing useful for our user this year, it's all about putting chatbots in everything. Bro, just put a button and a form please, you don't need another chatbot you fucking faggots.
WHY IS EVERYTHING A CHATBOT WTF IS WRONG WITH HAVING A BUTTON, PRESSING IT AND THEN GETTING THE REAL ACTUAL INFO AND NOT SOME HALLUCINATION

Getting paid for practically watching TV all day long is not enough for you, I take it?

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>>106989859
>the doc is a chatbot for some reason
What's the advantage of this?

>>106989209
>my whole floor speaks chinese, i didnt hear english once, at least it's better than jeet
>some jeet at my assigned desk, I found a pick up one instead, I'll kick him out next week if he's still there
I would flip out... I dont have the patience to work in a western company it seems. Even thinking about being in a such situation makes me boil with anger at those jeets and gooks.

>>106988525
NTA, this does remind me that I had to go to the ER because I gotten an over dose of some sort of shot, not for diseases or viruses though, but for allergies. My throat was closing in on itself and had to go to the ER immediately, but honestly, I did not really care if it kills me and kinda hope it would but for some reason. I made myself go to the ER anyways despite it all, including the potential hospital bill.
Maybe I should seek therapy.

My Aerodactyl just destroyed my work laptop.

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>get fired
>get paid for 1.5 years with 70% of my last salary by the gov
>life is good

>>106990784
>get fired
>receive 3 months severance lump sum
>immediately apply for unemployment
>find new job 2 months later 1.5*tc
this was me last year

>>106988146
no

>we're democratizing {insert anything}
this is my least favorite corpo bullshit word

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>>106988324

learn a trade

How long do you think I have left before I get fired?
>Barely any work to do
>Managers asking about my work load
>Some sort of business talks in the background about cost cutting
Realistically speaking, would you start to already look for a new job?

>backup on call (not a real thing, just a formality)
>actual on call ignores the call
>it goes to me
>I respond because my manager is out and if I ignore it it will go to my manager's manager's manager
>try to contact the person who's actually on call
>she's green in teams
>never opens my message, never responds to anything
>it's a big fucking ticket now that I don't want to deal with
Can I complain to my manager about this? This isn't my ticket, it's the other person's ticket. If you have some issue going on and can't actually do on-call, you should've got a standby or swapped or whatever. Don't just ignore shit and let the on call fall to me and refuse to help out when I know you aren't doing shit

>>106991719
Yes.

>>106991720
report it to your manager (who will make you clean up the mess but at least they will be investigating the other person who was supposed to deal with it)

>>106991784
I already triaged it and am investigating the issue with the guy who knows the component more, I'm just annoyed that there's been multiple discussions among many different teams about this issue and some how she hasn't participated in any of it, it's all me. I talked to her manager and he said she's on half days, whatever that means for a salary position

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I'm seriously getting tired of my current contract anons.
>New manager comes in
>Tells me from now on I need to send him a weekly report with an hourly breakdown of what I've done and what I'm doing the following week.
>Now he schedules a daily meeting to review progress on my project with another dev that is working on it as well.
>mfw I already had 3 meetings each week to touch base on the project with stakeholders
>mfw I will now have 8 meetings, plus the dailies.
The contract expires by EOY, so less than two months left considering I will probably not work during the last 2 weeks of December to have some proper rest. Would you grit your teeth and endure, anons, or coast? I feel like I don't give a fuck anymore.

>>106991933
>Tells me from now on I need to send him a weekly report with an hourly breakdown of what I've done and what I'm doing the following week.
lol. lmao even

>>106991852
her managers response is bs, she's either on call or not half days regardless. Escalate it above his head

>>106991720

so out of worklife that phone rings in emp event and no one ask anything just because i go around sometimes

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>>106992216
I myself like summer more too

Is it my fault if I don't have enough work to do/workload?
Should it be my responsibility to go around the office/ask people in teams if they need any help? (I've done it).

>>106992216
It's autumn, dude.

>Migrate 1200 repositories and pipelines to GitHub
>Estimate: 5 days

what

>>106992640
I'd do it in four.

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Mfw the contracts never end. Always extend and they just throw something new to me.

>>106991719
you have to constantly be looking for jobs in this market

>>106992869
Or save up money like crazy and just enjoy life. Once you have >5 years of covered expenditures you just relax. If you need 5 years to become employed again, you better use that time to learn another skill and change fields.

tgif am i right fellas

>>106992196
Are you having a stroke?

>>106990784
>>106990890
last year i was laid off along with hundreds of others, they paid me for 3 months and after 3 months had passed they threw 20,000 into my bank account. Then i got a new job where i make slightly less but its more enjoyable, and im learning and expanding my knowledge a lot more

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Signed a contract this week, high income is secured for the next 6 months. Feels good man.

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>gee anon everyone is going the extra mile now that we are understaffed! Come on I'm counting on you
I'm not going to put extra effort. I'm not even going to stop slacking off. Over all this years I got two (2) decent raises only when I got an offer from another company and only to meet those offers. Then you hire a guy that is supposed to be hot shit only for me to end up babysitting him.
I'm not doing anything and I'm not leaving either, so either pay me severance or get used to it.

>>106993431
It’s not fucking fair. It should be me

>>106993460
You have to go outside anon.

This week was so weird. I didn't have much projects or things to do today and I just game while WFH.
But I also just felt like I'm under house arrest and the shackles and chains of being stuck near my company laptop sucks.

>>106991933
Should've resigned right there and then

>>106991933
Textbook micromanaging, I'd quit.

>>106993460
You wanna seduce western men?

>>106993760
Do you? Anon was trying to say he wishes he was married to a hot asian chick

>>106993888
>Female spies are waging 'sex warfare' to steal Silicon Valley secrets
>It’s not fucking fair. It should be me
Sounds like he wants to wage sex warfare.

>>106993910
That's because you can't read English

What are your thoughts on having a previous colleague as your boss? Good or bad experience?

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I hope the cafeteria has some good choices for lunch today...

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>>106992094
>>106993688
>>106993704
And now I'm getting a daily meeting with my manager as well to "touch base" on my ongoing tasks. This is getting out of hand. At the same time he asked me to flesh my weekly reports even more, outlining what I did every hour and what was the outcome.
The thing is, if he fires me it's okay, as I have plenty of savings and a paid down house already. But at the same time all this micromanaging is a pain in the ass. My plan is coasting, doing what's reasonable and achievable and not giving a fuck until the contract expires or I'm fired, fuck it.

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>>106993933
He tried too hard and it was cringe as fuck. Otherwise no issues.

>>106993933
Most of them have been. Only bad one was someone who was cocky and half baked(in terms of experience) in the workplace. His ass got fired lol

>>106993957
Have you tried pushing back?

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Is your first day of work list ready for the next job?

>>106994069
As he's my new manager and I do what he tells me to do as part of my contract, there is not much "push back" as I would do as a normal employee. My only tools are the following, either:
>comply with his requests but at a slow pace as I don't care anymore if he fired me as I'm honestly getting tired of his bullshit, and saying no if the request is stupid
Or
>giving my notice (1 month) and end at the beginning of December or earlier if the manager decides to stop giving me work.
But with less than two months of contract left I guess I'll do the first thing until my patience runs out. Today before I finish the day I have to give the weekly report, prepare an action plan for some random bullshit project he dragged me in an hour ago, and have another 1 hour meeting for a different project. It's getting tiring so there's a chance I will end up exploding soon if the interviews I'm doing for another company go well.

>>106994169
Just push back, what's the worst he'll do, end your contract?

>old companys frontend is so old and so bad they want to redo it
>we redo some parts of it
>we never redo it completely
>we have two websites that do the same thing except one does some stuff better
>if something is done in both websites every task we do has to be doubled
hahaha

>>106994318
also the old frontend is typescript but we use basically no types so it's actually raw javascript

>>106993956
How jeeted is the Microsoft cafeteria?

I'm starting to disagree with my boss direction with things but I'm mostly just nodding my head. It's a little retarded since it seems like he's trying to spin technical backend to do operational stuff and I'm like .....the fuck?

>>106994366
I've learned to just go with it. I make a suggestion ONE TIME. That's it, if they resist, ridicule, or say no we're doing things my way, then I'll never raise it again. But when we get 6 months down the road and the CIO comes asking, I say look I suggested this and even sent an email with the suggestion, boss didn't wanna do it. Or nobody cares and I keep collecting a paycheck on a project that never succeeds. You can have a SME or a drone but you can't have both, boss.

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>study biology degree in college
>work in a lab for years
>computers is just a neat hobby
>start dreading job
>learn programming
>get a job as web dev
>no longer enjoy computers
>long for a life in nature
What causes this?

>>106993957
Keep doing it, log 1 hour per day in your report for "weekly reporting and task tracking", see how long this lasts.

>>106994509
the hell that is the modern world

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Any embedded systems devs here? Do you have any tips on how to break into embedded? I've been a backend dev (java) for ~2 years but working on web apps is genuinely soul-crushing. The only reason I even have this job is because I couldn't even land any interviews for a junior embedded position a couple of years ago. I can handle myself well in C (C++ too, but I like C more). My second question is, is it too late? Should I just resign myself and accept that I'm stuck building web apps for the next 40 years? Or is it possible to break into embedded?

>>106994509
you've never truly enjoyed computers if learning how to build and maintain a website was what you did

>>106994498
Yeah, that's what I've been doing too, it's a little soul crushing though. They make you do a shit ton of work and then "lol acktually this won't work because now I came up with a new requirement out of nowhere that totally won't work with our solution". It's happen to me a couple of times this year and I'm back from burn out but I can't help but feel like, holy fuck I'm never going to get anything done this year. Feels like this shit is setting me up to fail.

>>106994509
Just the way she goes
>be geologist
>work boring office job, wish I were out in nature
>get field job working out of a tent and backpacking in the mountains for like 8 months
>wish I were back in a comfy air conditioned office
lol
u can't win

>>106994586
It’s why I want a job that’s a mix of both. Bit of office work, bit of field work, bit of going to the restaurant with sales chads, bit of doing fuck all at home and jerking off during meetings

>>106994584
This will change with the economy one day when tech becomes cheap again and revenue becomes plentiful. Probably 10 years away from that so learn to keep your head down.

Does your boss care about your employee reviews?
Mine doesn't really but it's annoying always hearing "We're looking to get you a position/salary bump" every once in a while and then quiet. I'd be honestly less mad if they just didn't mention it. Otherwise it's been "you've been doing good!" but no specifics. All I do is answer their questions asap or send them a report or investigate a feature from my end and then go back to playing games for the next 6 hours of my shift....

>>106994637
Isn't getting "tech people" super cheap right now? It honestly feels like every tech department is rolling up to a business department where the biz has all the power.

my soul is completely broken
i wish i could not give a fuck about the retarded decisions higher-ups make and just be a good code monkey and do my job but... it's impossible...

>>106994727
I think it's two issues that kinda fuck with us.
1. Retarded Executive Decision
2. No direction or constant reinventing the wheel
The moment you get direction it's something retarded and anytime you present something, they'll always add on to it instead of developing a MVP to launch out.

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I mean… would you guys do it? Literally every one I know in my department is dating an asian/latino/european. There is only two dating american women. Two out of a department of fucking 50.

>>106994657
Every single company has spent the past 2 years cutting tech costs by half or more, and reinvesting into AI tools that don't pick up the slack.
>>106994727
You have to practice not giving a fuck. You can't do it because you're not practicing it. It's a skill like any other. Start with the realization that you can't change any of this, so why worry? You can't change their minds, you can't change the situation you're all in, you can't change the budget, and you can't change coworkers. None of it is up to you. It's frustrating, sure, but that's just a chemical reaction in the brain. You can choose to let it pass over you and ignore it, and live your life for things that aren't work, because they're the only things that truly matter. We work to live, not the other way around, anon.

>>106994753
>No direction or constant reinventing the wheel
btw I've learned to embrace the suck in regards to this. It's job security, we just keep churning on the same shit year after year. The success or goals have nothing to do with me, the paycheck and the rest of my life is what i care about.

>>106994727
get a sidegig.

>>106994753
>1. Retarded Executive Decision
Gotta love this
>have great team
>outperforming every other team in the company
>Execs decide to reorg
>new PM comes in
>everything we've been doing is discarded or gutted
>demands he's looped in on everything, aka he must approve before deployment
>he just fucks around and spends months to approve things
>simple three-pointers are taking over two months from development to deployment
>no exec seems to care

>mfw my boss planned projects got dropped because of a re-org and now he's pushing my "pet projects" out so our team (he) has something to push for
I don't really like this at all. He's paused my pet projects beforehand way earlier in the year because he needed to verify something with the business and it's been left there for months. Now he's pushing that this all has to be done next month and the business isn't working with us on requirements, testing, or implementation and I'm just like "what the fuck man". Like I made note that "This won't work with this operation teams practice.", "I'd like signoff from operations before we implement this.", "I'd like one of our teams to try this out and test this" but I'd get ghosted by them and then my boss said we'll just put it in pause and now his initiative is just push it out no matter what and I'm just like are you fucking serious? Thanks to the re-org too, everyone's now insanely too busy to UAT and fuck if I know anything about operations to come up with test cases and edge case testing. This sucks.

I forgot I could just leave my job. Why the hell did that option disappear from me? I mean on one hand I wanna tough it out and grow but on the other hand, this is such a clusterfuck....

>>106995472
must be nice to have that financial freedom

>>106995512
As in find a new job...haha i know bad dream.

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>>106995512
just b urself

>>106995576
I don't know why they show this, I mean some days I'm like this, other days I'm fucking pulling my head out. Why even bother doing "life at company" because we all know you're talking fucking shit out of your ass.

>>106995627
women don't know and then they fall for the jew daycare scheme

>>106995627
It's to make all the other girlies feel jealous or wow at their "lifestyle"
To women, jobs are just a prop they can leverage for social status, nothing more

I'm a dev but I'm making a shit ton of powerpoints for my boss to showcase all of our potential solutions, is this normal? It just pisses me off that instead of Business -> Tech, a lot of my work is "idk figure out some way to optimize/automate their workflow but make sure it works for operational. GL! :D"

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>>106995662

today instead of working I repaired my "tacvest" (it's a fishing vest but most of the pockets are perfectly sized for grenades or STANAG magazines and it has no pockets that fit any tools I would ever bring fishing)

>>106995683
you're a "solutions" engineer now

>>106995746
What the fuck? I can't even talk to the business users since they're always like "ohhhh we're too busy" or they rat to their boss and their boss is like "WHY DOES ANON NEED TO KNOW? WE'RE QUITE BUSY AND THIS IS DISTRACTING MY TEAM"

what the fuck is this bullshit

slowly... you come to realize...
it's all as it should be...
you can only do... so much...

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>>106995789
don't worry, be happy

It's less that you're giving me too much work and it's more the audacity of doing it, shit doesn't fucking make sense. It's like asking someone to write instructions on how to fly a plane when you're a stewardess or something. like this shit is so ass backwards that I'm just like, how does this make fucking SENSE? why are we getting punished with shit work because the other teams are unwilling to help. because I say yes all the time?

>>106995832
yup

>>106995851
FUCK

>>106995895
I mean that's fine, you're the one who says yes. You can also turn it into "Yes, AND, this is kind of backwards" or whatever, which holds weight. If not just keep your head down.

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>manager trying to get us to play some fotm friendslop game together this afternoon

>>106995915
my team is starting to introduce this along with a "charity event day" for us to spend a workday to help out a soup kitchen. I don't understand the brains of old types at all.

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>>106995915
Holy fuck same

He came in one day and was like "Have you heard of Among Us??"

>>106993202
four people said something regarding the fact that it's Friday today while I was running around the factory.

>>106995915
Better than a manager that tells us to show up 4 days a week in office and doesn't have any outings or shit to prop it up
I've already phased out Thursday, and I'm planning to slowly phase out Monday with a "sick" day

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>>106995939
>>106995915
>Hello Team,

>Due to negative feedback regarding this Friday'sTeam Building Event, the monthly sanctioned gaming session has been changed to from Among Us to Guilty Gear --Strive--

>Best,

>Your Manager
>Nigga/Nigger

>>106995924
I used to hate this shit, but my team is fucking awesome, so I actually don't mind them now because we fuck around.

>>106995986
If you give me one hour, I will set up a lobby and we can do a FT5. sadly I have a team meeting rn.

>>106996013
ok sure. I'm slacking off from work anyway. I will be sure do to like 9 shots in the next hour

>>106995924
I think that's a good idea but fuck me I am a democrat :) I am also mid 30s

>>106994961
same happened to us. turns out the guy they hired didn't know anything (I figured this out when I asked him for a simple PowerShell script) and he was fleecing the company for a few months. he would also disappear for weeks. in the span of 3 months he cancelled multiple contracts and blew up half our infrastructure.

i just wanna get out
can i get a job in two months

>>106995915
I hear you but to me this is the lesser of two evils. I can tolerate this. What I can't tolerate is retarded fucking women trying to organize "coffee dates" (30 mins) with staff I hate to my core to talk about random bullshit like reality TV goyslop.

I once had a manager where he wanted us to get together and bond as a team. Those ended up being hour sessions to come up with 'new' ways to improve our workflows (they were already good) or he used it as a chance to micromanage us outside of our standing meetings. I would rather kill myself than engage in either humiliation ritual.

>>106995915
imo this stuff always sounds like it's gonna be super cringe but usually goes ok. "forced fun" is a necessary evil

Any tips on not sounding burnt out or "what the fuck is this guy talking about again" when talking to my boss? I'm really shit at hiding my emotions and my tendency to "okay let's not sperg out" is to go completely deadpan and nod but you can tell I have the "omfg this fucking thing again"

>>106996128
At this point these have to be on the clock. Long lunches, that sort of shit. If I'm not being paid I don't want to participate. If it's gaming with my bros on the team after hours, I'm fine with that, for everything else I need to be paid.

>>106996128
>mfw "forced" after dinner party when you're already burnt out
no this does not excuse your retarded decisions fuck off

>>106995915
It's a good opportunity to subtly show your power levels and make veiled jew jokes

anyone actually hiring in this shit climate? I'm sick of management blaming me for things I already told them were going to happen.

>>106996184
Fair and agreed.

>>106996194
Never agreed with that so I don't know who you're getting mad at. I've been reprimanded for not going to after work events, don't give a shit about them or the people there to give away my night of temporary freedom to a bunch of roaches.

i'm literally crying
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>106996274
omg sis... what happened?? r u ok???

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>>106996013
>>106996053
>havent played since before Lucy dropped
>have to update
>check steam patch notes because everything is probably entirely different because lol modern gayming

>absolute fucking BANGER slight remix of Run to the Edge (already quite the tape) in the trailer with extra sawtooth instrumentation, got rid of the elephant trumpeting sample, somehow actually good dubstep wubwub bassline, and heavier bass overall
>it's apparently not her actual battle theme according to youtube
>havent even bothered to see Edgerunners (shadowrun is the super cyberpunk) but lucy even kinda cute

found my new computer touching theme though, surely it's in the game files somewhere once it's done updating, they've left dumber shit lying around

>>106996211
not many
>>106996221
I've made up excuses about family obligations and shit, and had to say to their face, it's an unpaid event that I'm under no obligation to attend, and don't have time for. If it's during work hours that is fine (as long as I don't have to pay for travel).

>>106996078
Idgi
I don't really know powershell, but chat gpt has helped me make multiple scripts for the medium-sized comp I work at. Was this dude that much of an idiot?

Okay, I'll set up a lobby. Give me one second. I haven't played since S1 so....

>>106996392
Everything is entirely different.

>>106996399
Yeah... :(
I don't think I'll be a good match right now but I have a feeling you don't want to play DBFZ haha.

>>106996415
I don't own that game also you a pussy nigga

I took a job "programming" web surveys to get some real work experience a few years back. It pays around 65k Leafbucks and I "program" about 5-10 surveys a week. The official hours are 9-5pm but since there's only 2 programmers in the entire company and 6 project managers that send our questions back and forth to clients. There's a lot of work funneling down to a few people. In a typical week I need to work 9-9-6 to keep up with the workload.

I even took the initiative to work on other projects (data visualization, reports, etc.) at work but my experience falls short of real engineering.

On the plus side you need to speak French to program half of our surveys so it's unlikely to be outsourced. Half the instructions in a 20 page French questionnaire document contradict each other. I was able to solve leetcode hards when I graduated uni but didn't land any interviews with companies that asked difficult technical interviews.

How over is it? Should I try to do something else with my life?

how often do companies dissolve development teams

our last good guy who was a senior left now its me and an awful mid level programmer and our technical boss who doesnt know shit about coding
i was thinking how common it is for companies to dissolve development teams. the company still uses our products daily

Strive Lobby up. Code is 831211.