Move to The Gambia.

>>107004109
>they are really responsive until you arent in consideration you get ghosted instantaneously.
I think I'm misunderstanding what you're trying to say. Can you break that down for me please?

>>107004136
>I am a shit eating pajeet

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>>107004136
>Can you break that down for me please?
aye) She was a hooah
bee) She was a hooah

>>107004114
enjoying the weekend, /twg/?

>>107004154
*shit-eating

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>>107004165
My head hurts

>>107004192
Same. I'm getting over a caffeine hangover. I switched to matcha tea recently so it isn't as brutal as coffee. Yes sir, I am one achy achy boy.

learn a trade

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I'm pretty sure I'm going to leave terrible, (but relatively stable) job in February with no backup plan. Talk me out of it.

Reposting from last thread-
I had an interview with the recruiter, an interview with two L2 analysts, and a final interview with 2 managers. Each interview was about a week apart from each other and the final interview was 11 days ago. I emailed the recruiter 2 days ago asking if there were any updates and got no reply.
Am I getting ghosted? Do larger companies actually do that? Should I email the recruiter again on Monday?
All interviews felt like they went well, especially the second one. Never experienced this before and I'm starting to get a little nervous about the silence.

>>107004165
yeah I've got 4 activities planned with my GF.
whats on the NEET menu? same shit as the last 5 years?

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>>107004204
Oh, yeah I would never give up coffee. I don't understand why you people do it. Like... sure, it's a caffeine addiction, but there really aren't any negatives to it, other than the need to keep consuming caffeine. As long as you're not taking in too much sugar with it (like energy drinks or starbucks crap), it's fine.
But, my head hurts from a blunt force impact last weekend. It was fine for a while, but finally started hurting today. Probably not good. The best part is no one in the office asked about the bandages or bruising, not even my manager.

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stick some needle to your grandpa's urethra and push the plunger

>>107004264
i get extremely drowsy at 5-6pm after a day of caffeinated deskwork.
without caffeine, i'm cruising all day

>>107004130
I did and now I’ve been raped and murdered. Thanks a lot

>everyone using Claude to churn out 3 perfect tickets a day
>I just asked it for a simple feature and it immediately violated the SRP in a way most juniors wouldn't have
What am I missing?

>>107004224
>that dirty, skinny, starving, homeless guy you see standing next to a stoplight used to have a job
find a new job and switch to that
if you can't find a new job to switch to then you would have been fucked

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>>107004578
I wonder exactly this same thing

I have like 4 programming languages listed on my curriculum, 10 tools, environments, some projects and that isn't enough to get me a job as a junior developer. Please.

>>107004930
I'm honestly starting to believe Anthropic is running some massive bot farm to gaslight people before the bubble bursts

>>107005103
this thread is for employed people friend

>>107005307
claude is jeets in a bot farm pretending to be ai
they get their code answers from asking chatgpt
chatgpt is jeets in a bot farm pretending to be ai
they get their code answers from copilot
copilot is...

>>107005366
...jeets copy/pasting from stack overflow and github

>>107004578
>in a way most juniors wouldn't have
Three juniors have rotated into my team this year, they're all 100% (and I do mean 100%) depending on AI to do their job. It's a really worrying thing because of all the "invisible damage" that goes out, looks good in appearance but the most insidious bugs go through. One of the juniors is stuck in a sort of hamster wheel where he's constantly hotfixing the stuff he already worked on a few months prior.

>>107005596
Are you seeing consistent usage of design principles? My experience is seeing code that is overly verbose and concrete despite some abstractions and reusable components already present in the codebase, and inconsistency such that some churned out code seems to follow fundamental principles whereas some can just blatantly violate them. This is assuming the code is vanilla stuff that isn't concerned with specific domains / libraries that are a bit out of the way of mainstream code, at which point it begins to hallucinate complete crap.

>>107004136
allow me to elaborate

you should kill yourself NOW. and give somebody else a piece of that fresh oxygen in this blue trapped bubble

I wish work wasn't as intense as it is.
I want to rest for a bit, but I don't want to be a neet or work part time as I wouldn't be able to support myself.

After 5 days of living and breathing with work, a Saturday is too much of a shock.
By the time I calm down, it's Sunday. I never get to do anything like relax or hobby.

>>107005633
>Are you seeing consistent usage of design principles?
No, same issues as you, although those are much easier to spot in a PR so they're not my main concern.

If you make less than 200k, you're in the working class.

>>107006048
'kay.

>>107006048
you gotta factor in hours worked. 100k for a few hours each week isn't "working". 200k for 60-80 hour workweeks **is** working, and really never stopping working, which even laymen are able to do.

>>107005103
step 1: use the proper format for your cv https://sheetsresume.com/
step 2: watch Self Made Millennial or similar channel to learn how things work
step 3: tailor every cv exactly for the job description
step 4: be a likeable gigachad in the first interview

Oops posted it again.

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It's Saturday and I'm not on call.

>>107004578
Did you review the tickets?

>>107006367
No that's just what my coworkers tell me

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>>107004114

>>107006048
> If you make less than 200k, you're in the working class.
Nice mental gymnastics cope.
>working class
If you are working you are in the working class.
See? it's right there in the word.
Simple as.

>>107006401
Well, when you get assigned to fix their slop you will know.

>>107004165
I am definitely sick, probably from overworking the last month, but I'm going out to a crowded event anyways.

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>move to a new project
>go to clone that team's code repo
>36 gb

>>107006924
>download repo as ZIP
>make edits locally
>paste changes into web-based IDE and commit
saved ya 35.9 GB you're welcome.

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>>107006924
>commit and push the build folder
>repo size 500gb

>>107006924
git clone --depth 1

how come so many computer science newgrads can't do fizzbuzz? they're able to pass the required courses to get a bachelor's degree without actually learning to code or they cheated or what?? makes me really wonder how many people lie on resumes

>>107004241
Get used to being ghosted.

>>107006924
node_modules

>>107007235
Nah, I have to checkout going back a long time, since we sometimes need to merge to "release" branches for very old versions. I already reduced the clone size by ONLY taking the master branch... it was still 36 gb. Taking all pushed branches would have been over 100 gb.
This project is a shitshow

>>107007447
.git(1)

>>107005103
Even people with many years of experience have difficulty finding jobs. You either try again and again or accept the reality.

>>107004114
AMERICA IS WHERE EVERYONE CAN COMPETE OVER A QUARTER THROWN OUT OF A GOLD TESLA WINDOW. MAY THE GREATEST TALENT WIN THAT QUARTER. HALLELUJAH, ALL HAIL THE TRIANGLE OF TRENT!

Quitting on monday after 11 years. Super fucking stoked.

>>107007480
you have any plans?

>>107007480
Fascinating.

the jeets completely stole for their race alone my industry on graduation, literally all of it lock stock and barrel.

In the end, though anger remains, I hqve been improved by these difficulties. For the ones who worship poop have created in me the resolve to totally destroy their country by legal means. Deus Vult

>>107004114
> Been cruising at my job last couple years
> Realized my programming skills have probably atrophied
> Think about the interview grind if I ever get fired

I think I'm good but I hate feeling like I need to study on the weekend in case there's ever a layoff and I get fired.

>>107004241
> Am I getting ghosted? Do larger companies actually do that? Should I email the recruiter again on Monday?

It's usually large companies that do that. You can e-mail again on Monday but it's pretty common to hear back a week or two after they said they would. You'll probably get a response this upcoming week but being ghosted or getting a reply weeks late is unfortunately the norm.

>>107007683
why are you lying?

most jobs are controlled racially, by the poop worshippers.

do you trust a moron who worships poop to hire you, a whitey?

>>107007379
This wasn't true even when that article was written over 10 years ago.

>>107007812
i met someone who cant fizzbuzz

>>107007812
I have personally interviewed multiple people, some "seniors" with 20+ yoe, who could not fizzbuzz.

>>107007683
>I think I'm good but I hate feeling like I need to study on the weekend in case there's ever a layoff and I get fired.
There's so many jobs that'll do this to you. If you're putting out fires and working with an obscure technology most of the time, it's a dead-end. By "obscure technology" I don't mean something that's niche but ubiquitous across a certain sector, I'm talking about some gay UI library for a .NET application that ought to have been retired years ago.

browsing the linkedin job postings for fully in-office jobs so that i can work in an "open plan office" for forty hours a week and spend significant amounts of the work day surreptitiously staring at the visible panty lines of my 4/10 milf coworkers

if AI kills white collar work, where am i gonna get my panty line fix? this shit is making me fucking anxious bros. i think i'd have to get a job at a library or some other place where women walk around wearing slightly too-tight pants that reveal the exact shape of the underwear they have on underneath