technologically speaking, what sort of filter / captcha could keep newfags off of 4chan?
>>107009253nigga, this site as dead as fuck, why would you want to gatekeep people even more?the catalog is practically frozen compared to years ago
>>107009253math-based captcha, calculus and above
block all phone resolutions
>>107009299Thirdies rotted out the husk and are gatekeeping it like some sort of cargo cult.
>>107009253kek
>>107009253delectable bait image
>>107009253The new one with the circles is enough to filter me.
>>107009253>>106937136>>106960444
>>107009253godword TempleOS
>>107009253>bait imageelection tourists must be prehistoric, then.
Someone post the image with the captcha where you have to install gentoo.
>>107010002here you goInstalling Gentoo isn't really very hard for anyone who isn't "What's a computer?" tier, it's just time-consuming. All you have to do is be able to follow instructions.
>>107009253This image has been doctored and the dates altered.
>>107010051you got me. my bad heres the original
>>107009253One you can't pay to bypass (which also "totally doesn't" partially apply to moderation as well)
>>107010058feels good to finally an oldfag
>>107010058Now that's more like it
>originalfag>2022I wouldn't call myself an originalfag and I've been on this site since 2006. 4chan started in 2003.
>>107010140well duh. it says originalfags joined in 2022 not in 2006
>>107010140you've been here 20 years and still can't detect a joke/bait?lurk moar newfag
>>107010002compiling gentoo in 18 minutes with 8192 cores
>>107010140>since 2006liar. 4chan didn't even exist before I was born t. solipsist
>>107010195once you have a certain number of cores the ./configure shit takes a lot longer than the actual coompilingI vaguely remember there was some plan afoot to parallelize that but it never came to anything
>>107010140Spoken like a real newfag. It could be reddit is more your bag, perhaps?
>>1070092532021 pre-fag reporting in
>>107009253Really 2023 should be considered old fags by now. I learned how to triforce a few weeks ago, so I'm officially an oldfag around these parts.
>>107009253There is no need for a filter. Just be original and provide your own point of view, rather than just copying and reposting.
Alternatively just put the r9k filter on every board and apply to both text and images. Setting the base timeout to 120 seconds (double the normal posting cooldown)
>>107009253full system scan for any soijak images, if any are found, unappealable permaban
>>1070092534chan Gold Pass
>>107010365>I learned how to triforce a few weeks agoI'm going to be honest, I've been here for over a decade and I still don't know how that shit works. I'd just copy and paste what OP wrote and it would work
>>107009253Started using it couple weeks ago. The normal captcha and 2min cooldown almost made me quit day one.. also I always thought /g/ must be a paradise for tech, but turns out 50% of the threads get jumped by fanboys or anons ask the dumbest shit, still can't tell if this is ragebait or just niggers
>>107009253loli captcha
>>107009253Unironically, a file system.
>>107010140Unironically, 4chan died in 2006. As soon as /b/ started to do raids it was over for the site. Especially when m00t attempted to reign them in to where they went to other boards and shit them up.Now it's not /b/, it's /pol/. Same shit, different toilet.
>>107009253We've had a solution for decades. Kanji captcha.
>>107009253Google captcha but you select from revolting images. Or find real images out of a set. With gore ofc. Normalniggers won't carefully inspect an image of a hacked asshole for a minute searching for an artifact.
>>107009253I was there when /sci/ was useful with their infothreads sharing tons of infographics about random science
>>107009299I feel bad for zoomies who don't know any better and think this has always been the state of 4chan, this slow and dead, half a dozen of anons and bots arguing with each other.So this is the way this site ends, not with a bang, but a whimper.
>>107011543summer's only 8 months away
>>107010988>>107011543seeing the dementia ridden boomers yap about the past is so sad.
>>107011637Seeing you waste your prime years browsing a dead website ridden with bots is even sadder.Cope however you want, kid. You missed the boat by 10 years at least.
>>107009253>2022i'm too newfag to have a bait picrel so just pretend i posted one ok
>>107010365Me too▲▲ ▲
>>107010181Literally this
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>>107011681It's obviously a timeline of 4channel.org
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>>107009253>>107010058That doesn’t make sense, where is the popular meme Pepe the frog on this timeline?
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>>107011769fuck
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▲▲▲all of /g/ is newfags confirmed
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>>107009807election tourists want to be oldfags and they kinda are considering how history has been rewritten and who the majority is nowadays
>>107011746Technology!
>>107011654>waste your prime yearsYou're talking like their lives revolve around browsing a website. You can do more than one thing. Half an hour of 4chan won't destroy your life.
>>107011825I spend 20 hours a day looking at 4chan
>>107009253Build a profile based on displayed interests/content. Filter and sort accordingly. I.e not all threads are visible by all users. Some of course can be but if trolling and bait is frequent they are filtered to the trolls favorite selection of topics.This is completely possible with a competent message broker for the backend using AI to profile the user based on content (including reports from other, also weighted, users).Front-end remains the same.
>>107011743gone, he croaked
>>107011825Here comes the classic cope. Keep 'em coming, kid.
>>107011855Keep the /pol/ shitters out of every other board for once
>>107011690>>107011726>>107011728>>107011769>>…You have all been trolled, it is literally impossible to post a triforce on 4chan
>>107011825I spend on average 1 hour a day on 4chan, but used to spend the whole day a few years ago because while I was working I had a window with 4chan always open.I don't do that anymore because this website is dead.
>>107011920Some like to bite the bait whatever the topic of the board is. Let them hang with the trolls.
>>107011923I've done it before quit your triforce cope
>>107009253Limit phone posters to old school dial-up connection speeds.
>>107009253I saw some altchan where the captcha was an anime girl and you had to write down the correct name. Something like that could work but maybe with some oldfag 4chan shit instead.
>>107009253I've posted here since 2009.
>>107011923I remember doing it before but idk how I did it
>>107009313This
>>107011825>watch 20 minutes anime episode>spend 1 hour on /a/>update adds 5 seconds of ads>complain about it for 2 hours on /g/>it's night>goon for 3 hours on /gif/
>>107011923take your pick▲▲ ▲▲▲▲ ▲▲▲
>>107009321I'm sorry :'(
>>107011637>yapseeing retarded zoomers unable to use basic English is what's troubling. Go look up the definition for "yap"
I'd rather that the schizos and suspicious pedophiles who worry about "newfags" get booted off the site
