https://www.whitehouse.gov/mysafespace/
>>107081965The millennials really are finally running the government now.
>>>/pol/
>>107081965my fucking sidesalso im an eurobut shitposting on the white house official site is the most american thing ive seen in a whilefor me its right up there- alongside andrew jacksons wheel of cheese and lincolns weed plot
>>107082003>andrew jacksons wheel of cheese and lincolns weed plotquick rundown?
>>107081999>pol>politically incorrect>content from the white house official site...
>orangeman is still seething over obama, decades laterthe real joke
>>107082008andrew jackson:>In 1835, dairy farmer Colonel Thomas S. Meacham of Sandy Creek, New York, crafted a massive wheel of cheddar cheese weighing nearly 1,400 pounds, four feet in diameter, and two feet thick, intending to honor President Andrew Jackson as a symbol of American agricultural prosperity and Jacksonian democracy.>the enormous gift proved difficult to manage, and the wheel remained on display in the White House foyer for over a year, aging and developing a powerful odor that Washingtonians could reportedly smell from several blocks awaylincoln:he had a hemp plant plot. something something it was mandatory at that time because civil war and suchsome people dont think he smoked it, but i like to think he did
Impressive level of detail put into this, I will say.Who are the actual people behind these I wonder...I think I remember seeing the twitter account was run by some teenager that they appointed
>>107082061AI's description is pretty funny> In 1835, a dairy farmer from New York named Thomas S. Meacham presented President Jackson with an enormous wheel of cheddar cheese weighing approximately 1,400 pounds (some accounts say it was even larger).>The cheese sat in the White House vestibule for about two years, aging and reportedly creating quite an odor. Jackson finally decided to get rid of it in February 1837, just before leaving office. He threw an open house party and invited the public to come eat the cheese. According to contemporary accounts, a crowd of around 10,000 people showed up and devoured the wheel in just two hours, leaving the White House smelling of cheese for weeks afterward. The carpets and furnishings supposedly retained the smell even longer.>Consider the timeline: Jackson receives this massive cheese in 1835, lets it sit in the White House entrance for two years where everyone has to smell it, and then right before leaving office basically says "You know what? Let's invite thousands of people to trash the place with cheese." His successor Martin Van Buren had to deal with the lingering smell and stained carpets.>The whole episode fits Jackson's personality perfectly - he was famously combative and had a flair for dramatic gestures. This was the same president who threw raucous inaugural parties where crowds destroyed White House furniture, who feuded constantly with Congress and the banking establishment, and who once beat a would-be assassin with his cane.>The cheese party could be read as Jackson's final populist middle finger to Washington etiquette and the establishment - "Here's your White House back, hope you enjoy the cheese smell!" It's especially funny considering how much his political opponents already despised him for his rough frontier manners and common-man style.
t. euroI read about the shutdown when it happened but it's still going? can someone explain what's happening and if it's bad if the government stays shut down longer
>>107082095it's still going on but as a Regular Person(TM) I haven't noticed anything different in my lifeI think there is some debate about poor people who rely on the government to give them supermarket credits for food (at the beginning of Nov), not sure if that's going to happen
>>107082095Democrats want Republicans to meet them in the middle. Republicans have been governing as if democrats don't exist. This is the literal only lever they can pull to even get an elbow on the table. Republicans are currently acting surprised and pretending that if the democrats voluntarily relinquish the literal only lever they can pull that this time they'll meet them in the middle. Democrats call bullshit and require an extension of the ACA subsidies before they open the government.
>>107081965>Linkin Park - What I've Done>it actually links to the song
>>107082109SNAP is a different issue. It's about ACA subsidies. If they aren't extended, tens of millions will have their (mandatory) health insurance premiums doubled or more.
>>107082085the guy's an absolute legend. read up on him.and he has my full respect.on his deathbed, when asked what was his greatest achievement, he said>i killed the banko7
>>107082119If they lost the vote in every federal arena, why should they still have a lever in the first place? That's democracy at work.
>>107082090lol thats me on the right
>>107083392"Democracy" literally means "Rule by the Democrats". Republicans' very existence is unconstitutional and treasonous.
>>107083392>why should they still have a lever in the first place?There's this concept our forefathers had called the "tyranny of the majority," which they developed in response to this exact kind of majoritarian politics they saw in the dynamics of British parliament way back when. We get a lot of credit for being wary of monarchic, concentrated power, but we also have a strong genesis that's directly reactionary towards abuses of majorities in parliamentary bodies. As an aside, they also designed our system to be adversarial -- Congress was supposed to have its own independent interests in direct antagonism to that of the president and judiciary. This partisan collusion between branches is a literal end run on our entire system, which renders the entire government illegitimate and an ethically-obligated target for revolution. I'm not saying you should go out and do revolutionary violence, for the record. I'm saying that if you believe in the legitimacy of our system as written, only revolution is a valid stance towards the oligarchy we've had for centuries now.
>>107082119Wrong. DEMONRATS have won ZERO elections since the 80s. Every DEMONRAT in office cheated. DEMONRAT want to take away ACA coverage from AMERICANS so they can give OBAMACARE coverage to CRIMINALS ONLY. TRUMP is the ONLY ONE standing up against the DEMONRATS. Without TRUMP the REPUBLICANS would still be COLLABORATING but under TRUMP'S leadership the DEMONRATS will soon be a THING OF THE PAST. Face it, COMMUNIST.
>>107084149i want your satanic masters to know that the hyper-patriotic, borderline-schizo approach that you've been shilling hard since midsummer and especially after israel shot that funny guy everyone picked for their Halloween costume this year is very obvious and easy to pick out. it's vividly different than the posting style of the overly patriotic maga qanon boomer crowd that originally migrated here from facebook and reddit, starkly different from the behavior and attitude of a real schizo, and screams either bot or some dude with an AI-generated kash patel printout on his wall getting paid twenty five cents per post to shill for the heritage foundation. but I can't blame you, because I can picture how far that 400 dollars a month gets you in india
>>107083392Republicans have slim majority in the house: 220 reps with 218 necessary for the majority. If more than 2 republicans disagrees on the bill, then they have to talk with democrats to pass the resolution. That's the lever. And that's why trump is shit-talking about Hakeem.It's democracy in work, no matter, how surprising it is.
>>107081965The USA is now an African dictatorship
>>107081965That's funny but why is he obsessing over dog zap boy?Aren't there bigger targets he could put up there?
>>107084308They have 219 after Green resigned.These guys get 50.3% of the House and pretend they have a holy mandate to remake the whole country and if anyone says no they kick and scream. Sorry, but that's not how it works here.
>>107081965soul
>>107081965https://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/the-white-house/check out the major events timeline
>>107085162>Cocaine Discovered>Trans Day of VisibilityLmao
>>107085214>grab em right by the bussyhonestly buy this piece of advice from Biden. not from Trump tho
>>107084332>why is he obsessing over dog zap boy?That's Hasan Piker, not Hakeem Jeffries.
>>107081965 America is a clown country.
>Liking what the feds doHahaha good one
>>107085255>You must ethically goon and groom or you are bad evil trump nazi.Just admit it you are gay.
Stop negative polarizing me into liking Schumer.
>>107085315and thats whats awesome about itwhat makes america cringeworthy is when it takes itself too seriously
Somebody was contracted to sign into that wordpress site and construct a parody page on a government website.How much do you think they were paid?
kek.gov
>>107081965>shut it down
>>107085790Just ‘noticed’ that myself. This whitehouse is staffed by millenial groypers.
>>107082076It's literally the same handful of idiotic takes
>>107085719Is it so hard for you jeets to understand that a white guy will do this sort of thing as a joke, for free, in his spare time? SAAAAR WHO GOT THE CONTRACT!? WHAT WAS PAYOUT??? MY COUSIN BEATS THAT RATE 10x
>>107081965haha OP I love froggo XD
>>107081965>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sgycukafqQkek
>>107081965Fucking SOVL
>https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Mariachi-Music.mp3lol
>>107082061Hemp was widely used for fabric and clothing. Probably he didn't smoke it kek
>>107086887thc and opiate extracts could be purchased by anyone until (((they))) banned it
>>107085162>In June 2025, President Donald Trump personally funded the installation of two 88-foot flagpoles>88I guarantee this was Nick Fuentes's idea or someone like that. Trump won't even understand why he keeps getting teenagers in suits calling him based for doing it.
>>107087033honestly i don't like weed or stuff similar because all weedheads I've known are retards but i wish meth or amph were legal though
>>107082061the reality is worse, abraham lincoln intentionally gave himself mercury poisoning for recreational purposes
>>107083515wow its also me
>>107087126More likely Steven MillerHes the one actually pulling the strings
>>107085719i just want to fall asleep and wake up on thanksgiving to ask all my boomer family what they think about these websites
>>107085719>sir how does this look?>NOT RACIST ENOUGH>NOT ENOUGH SOMBREROS>NOO AL THE LINKS NEED TO DRAFT AN EMAIL TO NEW YORK>YES ALL A MUTE BUTTON, I DONT CARE IF THE PAUSE BUTTON DOES THE SAME THING>AAAAH
>>107089064You'll just trigger their ult"I don't know anything about that"
>>107081965it makes me mad how funny this guy's social media team isthey are funny in a legitimately relevant and not tryhardy way at alli don't like most of this orange retard's policies, but the democrats should fire all their social media people and hire these guys. it's ridiculous how far behind and out of touch the dems are when it comes to humor. makes me fucking mad
>>107081965So... what about those Epstein files?
>>107081999Thisfuck off with your idpol obsession yanks.
every day i thank god for the fact that i was born in canada
>>107089215lmfao
>>107082132>>107086863holy fuck
>>107089215sadly the zoomer retards who watch dumb shit like Critical Drinker and unironically think "woke" isn't just a thing they essentially invented themelves are kind of bleeding over here too though
>>107081965Conservatives are so easy to manipulate. Just give them slop instead of actual policy and they'll eat it up like retards. Meanwhile deportations are lower than Obama.
>>107081965
>>107081965The US used to be a powerhouse, when did politics get so trivialized and coped by memes and unserious people? It's so pathetic>It's so hecking based and ..!Yeah yeah, but the people running a government shouldn't behave like 4chan incels
>>107081965I am not American, so I don't really understand much of it, all I know is that 4chan is safe now.
>>107090000
>>107085862it has to, who would make myspace memes in 2025 otherwise?
>>107090026>shouldn't behave like 4chan incelsThey should behave exactly like that. First time I feel represented.
>>107090617Yeah but what do you ultimately care about except silly shit like saying nigger in video games and the fantasy of a government mandated GF? You're an unserious person. Maybe it's better for everyone -- including you -- that you never feel represented again because you're just so fucking gullible and trusting of the first """"manly man"""" who comes along and makes you believe momentarily that you're actually everything you ever wanted to be despite never doing anything to earn it... even when that putative macho man is actually an orange colored reality TV star and draft dodger who outsources his actual policies to literal, unironic fascists and wannabe theocrats, only quitting his literally incessant corruption and personal profiteering to override them when his manic whimsy detects a personal slight.
People are finally turning on the Democrats for this SNAP shit. Took long enough. Hopefully they will remember this during midterms so we can continue making America great.
>>107091470Low info simulacrum-dweller detected kek
>>107081965>Hakeem’s friends>Fenty GirlKEK
This movie was visionary
>>107085719Bro the government is out of money, they didn't get paid anything
>>107089715
>>107082003same, lol
>>107091605You wish, President Mountain Dew Camacho was actually competent. Smart enough to recognize that Joe was smarter than him, then listened to Joe's advice and solved real problems. It's the opposite of how it would be IRL.
https://youtu.be/RdJjSg84QRE?si=Fs7NSTfZVrQnXqUm
>>107082021thissomeone is actually taking taxpayer money to make shit on the internet
>>107089106most important thing is how funny my representative is and how hard he can troll people not like me
>>107082095qrd:>congress needs to pass a bill to fund executive branch shit>needs 60+ senate votes to pass>Republicans want to let the Affordable Care Act expire>Democrats want to continue funding it>Republicans have a slight majority, but it isn't enough to actually pass the bill if none of the Democrats vote with them>appropriation bill goes unpassed, several federal programs go unfunded>both are campaigning to get American voters on their side>public opinion hasn't laid blame on either one yet, so no reason for either to back downAs for how bad it is, depends on your views on shit like welfare or national parks. It's less than ideal certainly, but it isn't a catastrophe (not yet at least).Democrats honestly should've did this during the BBB debacle, it would've been a slam-dunk for them.
Bump. This thread is probably a low-effort psyop to gauge public opinion on federal funding. It's working.
>>107092016The important part is that Trump keeps polling lower and lower. While just kinda lying and preying on the ignorance of low info citizens is a huge gamble, it sometimes pays off. Here, however, he's not exactly arguing from a position of strength. He picked a dumb battle. It would likely have been better if he capitulated early and as quietly as possible. Let democrats take their victory lap and then cause some other crisis later. It's just that people are already predisposed by virtue of the general poor performance of his policies to be mad at him. His approval is only one point higher than it was at this point in 2017 and the trend line is downward. It was just a dumb fight to pick. Democrats are frozen out of power almost completely, and this is a fight worth taking. It turns something that could have been a fucking WIN for Trump into a political disaster. He easily could have just told his lemmings in congress to extend the subsidies and claimed victory for preventing premiums from rising. Similarly, democrats could have also had a better win by just letting them expire. They'd be completely blameless, and people would be fucking FURIOUS if their premiums doubled. Maybe I'm naive, but from time to time politicians do actually do the right thing instead of the politically expedient thing. This might be one of those times.
Glad to see them waste my tax dollars on irl shitposting
>>107095407I have to disagree. Having "Trump canceled Thanksgiving to keep you poor" is way better timing wise than letting the premiums go up.
>>107081965kek
>>107082021You have to admire that level of grudge-holding.>gets made fun of at a dinner once>proceeds to become president of the united states of america two times out of spite
>>107081965yeah I'm not clicking that
>>107081965winrar
>>107081995That much is obvious, this is quintessential millennial humor.
>>107082095Democrats shut the government down and emptied the $5.25 billion emergency bucket so 42 million American kids get half-rations tonight, all to put back two sentences that give zero-day SNAP and Medicaid to 1.4 million refugees, TPS holders, and parolees who never waited the legal five years.That’s fast-track welfare for people who just arrived. Trump closed the loophole on July 4. Democrats won’t reopen the government until the loophole is wide open again. End result: American children go hungry to feed brand-new arrivals.
>>107081965/pol/ containment breach
>>107089106>they are funny in a legitimately relevant and not tryhardy way at allThey've been forcing as many memes as possible for the past year, they are mega-tryhard.
>>107096615Thank you for the party's latest narrative to excuse yet another failure to govern.
>>107085719>>107085885
>>107081965>Ghostbusters (2016)I cannot fucking believe this is on an official government website. Taxpayer dollars went to locker-room millennial shitposting. Holy fuck, the future is now.
>>107096591>drugs that halt maturation might halt the maturation of the brainwow really?i still can't believe we live in a world where anybody thought this was a good idea to begin with
>>107097626They could govern if the democrats would get arrested and thrown in prison (or deported).
>>107085719you think they got paid?
>>107096591keir starmer is illegitimate.
>>107098706the kids never used MySpace.
>>107098758You almost got the joke.
>>107082132>Mood: Difficult 凸( •_• )凸this is so kino its unreal. i fucking kneel
>>107098767It's not a joke. You're not us.
>>107098767They're 90 year olds trying to relate to millenials.It is the perfect image.
>>107082132@1:33>twin towersqanon back on the menu boiz
>>107098926(and a plane is barely visible)
